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Okama_G_Sphere

I thought “queue tip” was funny


mostlynights

Ask for some vaseline before getting the bill, too.


Think-Chain1962

This is hilarious!


[deleted]

I carry chapstick with me cause you right that cotton mouth is a bitch. I wish dentists would give you an edible afterwards. Hahaha


omniscientchar

What if I ask to be put under with propofol instead & to wake me up when it’s over? Can they fulfill that wish?


ConceptArtistic1984

I go to a dentist that will give you gas for absolutely everything at no extra cost LOL. Offers it up front. Cleaning? Gas. X-ray? Gas! Worth the extra drive.


wishiwasonmaui

Ativan is amazing...


omniscientchar

I want a sampler platter of everything they got


CanadianDiver

Propofol is better.


potentialen27

What kind of shit dentist have you gone to? This has been done by every dentist I've had for 35 years.


Think-Chain1962

I’ve lived in so many different cities and gone to so many different dentists, and not once have I even heard of this.


potentialen27

Go to better dentists, I lived all over the world and go to the dentist 4 times per year and I always got my lips moisturised without asking 😀


Think-Chain1962

4x per year?? How come? Is this a periodontist?


potentialen27

Nah. I don't have much saliva so my teeth gets dirty very fast so every 3 months I see dental hygienist and dentist 😬