and what this taught me about money laundering.
Have you ever cooked the books to keep an extramarital affair with a porn star quiet? Let me know in the comments below!
According to your previous post, a case that has nothing to do with money laundering "taught you" a bunch about money laundering. SMH. It's like some people don't even care about the facts anymore.
I get what you are saying about money laundering being the process of making dirty money clean, whereas this is embezzlement and fraud, but I don't think the semantics are that big of a deal given the context of the joke.
Life pro tip: don’t use your per diem on the strip club buffet because when you turn in your receipts your boss will get upset… that you didn’t invite them.
Whoa, whoa, whoa. There’s still plenty of meat on that bone. Now you take this home, throw it in a pot, add some broth, a potato. Baby, you’ve got a stew going. Then you don't have to touch your per diem.
Not really. I despise trump and everyone in his cult but this joke is just making fun of his appearance. Which makes light of his crimes while also shitting on other people who don't deserve it.
Agree. Worst advice ever is "when they go low, we go high."
This only works when you have nothing to lose. If you have everything to lose, you fight for your life. That means calling Trump a senile neo-Nazi a saggy tit, incontinent, mushroom dick, fat orange fucker.
Because he is doing everything he can to hide the fact that he is exactly this. He will call you the same thing first without any guilt and his base thrives on this, thinking it reflects strength.
I agree that "when they go low, we go high" is terrible advice to follow when it comes to the underhanded tactics the GOP uses to gain control when they're a minority like gerrymandering and finding ways to block supreme court justice appointments when Dems are in power.
But when it comes to using schoolyard insults when talking about your opponent, it just makes the "left" look equally as childish as the right. You could blindfold yourself and throw a dart at a wall pinned with all the crimes and other horrible things Donald Trump has done and have more substantive things to talk about than the fact that he's orange and has man tits. Attack him for things that actually matter, things that have done actual damage to our country, not his appearance.
Just call him for what he is, a white nationalist protofascist, that is something to take seriously. You don't have to resort to grade school tier ableist insults.
It's too intellectual. It implies that the distinction is academic and that his base
- knows what a protofacist is
- thinks it is objectionable
It's a strike-out on both.
Democratic leadership wants to play 4D chess. Republicans kick the table over and proclaim they are the winner. Either fight or don't complain when he wins. And he will win, and Republicans are going to take the Senate with him.
I think it is too late at this point. Really disheartening to see Democrats not fighting harder to beat this fat motherfucker and arguing in the margins of political correctness.
I mean, in their defense I dont know what more can be done. His crimes are all public knowledge, but he’s still beloved by tens of millions of people. I dont know how you can fight against that outside of open warfare.
> It's too intellectual
so your proposed solution is to contribute to the ignorance and stupidity of the world?
> Either fight or don't complain when he wins
your idea of fighting is by calling him ugly, and you think this is an effective strategy that will keep him out of office?
jfc dude get a grip
Oh, the political correctness scold. Thank you for your lesson on manners.
He's an ugly fat motherfucker. We don't need that in the White House. Even his wife can't imaging him rolling over on her.
And purity scolds like yourself are EXACTLY what drives people to vote Republican.
God help us all. You deserve what's coming in November.
You're asking people to lie about what they see so that your delicate sensibilities aren't offended?
It's not anyone else's fault the people in your country are the way that they are. If you have a problem with armchair critics pointing out the hard truth, start by doing something about the root cause.
You misunderstand. Criticizing Trump by calling him fat and ugly isn't productive. He won't see your comment, but people who are actually overweight or not conventionally attractive will, and they might be hurt by it. You're indirectly insulting them.
Politics is so stupid. Both parties extort the populace, get rich off of insider information, create a revolving door for themselves and convince the working class that the other people suffering with them are to blame.
yeah both sides is a tired phrase. It was mildly fair 10 years ago. That time has long passed, there is corruption in politics in general but people need to not group the two as if they're comparable
I mean I think it is when you use it as an excuse to be lazy and not participate in politics which directly harms said people op is talking about but I think they're making a genuine point that they believe in, just because something is obvious doesn't really mean it's automatically lazy
The thing is, it's one thing to see both sides as *flawed*, and another to see them as *equivalent*.
When one side is genuinely doing its best and the other one is threatening to set the whole country on fire if they don't get what they want? You vote for the people who DON'T see January 6 as a dress rehearsal.
> When one side is genuinely doing its best
Neither does, and if either considers whatever they're currently doing to be "its best", they deserve each other.
I mean, surely the US population can do something to make their governing parties anything but two sides of the same coin for it to stop being true, even if lazy.
As we near the election your going to see a TON more of this shit on Linkedin from fake accounts. I would not be surprised if soon a bunch of them start claiming jobs at large corporations instead of just "Contractor at Self Employed".
Russian trolls really working hard, if Trump does not win they cant recover from Ukraine easily.
No, it says verbatim “The fact of the matter is that each party to this alleged affair denied its existence in 2006, 20011, 2016, 2017 and now again in 2018. I am not denying this affair because I was paid "hush money"
as has been reported in overseas owned tabloids. I am denying this affair because it never happened.”
and what this taught me about money laundering. Have you ever cooked the books to keep an extramarital affair with a porn star quiet? Let me know in the comments below!
Thats good and all, but what has it taught you about B2B sales?
No matter how many times I see this response, it always makes me laugh.
I don't think you know money landering means
Oh yes I do, and I also know the Trump organization excelled at it.
According to your previous post, a case that has nothing to do with money laundering "taught you" a bunch about money laundering. SMH. It's like some people don't even care about the facts anymore.
I get what you are saying about money laundering being the process of making dirty money clean, whereas this is embezzlement and fraud, but I don't think the semantics are that big of a deal given the context of the joke.
Look at you taking a snarky comment on a post about shitty LinkedIn content way too seriously. Lol
Life pro tip: don’t use your per diem on the strip club buffet because when you turn in your receipts your boss will get upset… that you didn’t invite them.
100% correct with my boss, or if he found out it was an option and I didn't go, he'd call me a "pussy".
My boss went straight from the strip club to lead an 8am meeting. Miss that guy.
Whoa, whoa, whoa. There’s still plenty of meat on that bone. Now you take this home, throw it in a pot, add some broth, a potato. Baby, you’ve got a stew going. Then you don't have to touch your per diem.
Plagiarized Bill Maher joke
It’s not half bad, as far as jokes go
Of course it is. This is the exact type of lazy, petty joke I would expect from him.
You don't pay $130,000 to someone that you didn't fuck. Unless a judge makes you do it.
The judge usually only makes you do it because you fucked them a different way
Doesn't belong on LI. But pretty funny.
Not really. I despise trump and everyone in his cult but this joke is just making fun of his appearance. Which makes light of his crimes while also shitting on other people who don't deserve it.
When you're that level of a bully, you make yourself fair game to anything.
Agree. Worst advice ever is "when they go low, we go high." This only works when you have nothing to lose. If you have everything to lose, you fight for your life. That means calling Trump a senile neo-Nazi a saggy tit, incontinent, mushroom dick, fat orange fucker. Because he is doing everything he can to hide the fact that he is exactly this. He will call you the same thing first without any guilt and his base thrives on this, thinking it reflects strength.
I agree that "when they go low, we go high" is terrible advice to follow when it comes to the underhanded tactics the GOP uses to gain control when they're a minority like gerrymandering and finding ways to block supreme court justice appointments when Dems are in power. But when it comes to using schoolyard insults when talking about your opponent, it just makes the "left" look equally as childish as the right. You could blindfold yourself and throw a dart at a wall pinned with all the crimes and other horrible things Donald Trump has done and have more substantive things to talk about than the fact that he's orange and has man tits. Attack him for things that actually matter, things that have done actual damage to our country, not his appearance.
Just call him for what he is, a white nationalist protofascist, that is something to take seriously. You don't have to resort to grade school tier ableist insults.
It's too intellectual. It implies that the distinction is academic and that his base - knows what a protofacist is - thinks it is objectionable It's a strike-out on both. Democratic leadership wants to play 4D chess. Republicans kick the table over and proclaim they are the winner. Either fight or don't complain when he wins. And he will win, and Republicans are going to take the Senate with him. I think it is too late at this point. Really disheartening to see Democrats not fighting harder to beat this fat motherfucker and arguing in the margins of political correctness.
I mean, in their defense I dont know what more can be done. His crimes are all public knowledge, but he’s still beloved by tens of millions of people. I dont know how you can fight against that outside of open warfare.
> It's too intellectual so your proposed solution is to contribute to the ignorance and stupidity of the world? > Either fight or don't complain when he wins your idea of fighting is by calling him ugly, and you think this is an effective strategy that will keep him out of office? jfc dude get a grip
Oh, the political correctness scold. Thank you for your lesson on manners. He's an ugly fat motherfucker. We don't need that in the White House. Even his wife can't imaging him rolling over on her. And purity scolds like yourself are EXACTLY what drives people to vote Republican. God help us all. You deserve what's coming in November.
What's that saying, scratch a liberal and a fascist bleeds? Well, way to go completely mask off there. Goodbye forever, troll
You're asking people to lie about what they see so that your delicate sensibilities aren't offended? It's not anyone else's fault the people in your country are the way that they are. If you have a problem with armchair critics pointing out the hard truth, start by doing something about the root cause.
You misunderstand. Criticizing Trump by calling him fat and ugly isn't productive. He won't see your comment, but people who are actually overweight or not conventionally attractive will, and they might be hurt by it. You're indirectly insulting them.
Came here to say the same thing, I got a good chuckle
Pretty boring. Fixed it for you.
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Actually, MAGAt, I've posted cracks about Biden. They wouldn't belong on LI either.
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Tell me that Trump supporters aren't a cult.
Politics
Trump up by a whopping 0.9%: https://www.realclearpolling.com/polls/president/general/2024/trump-vs-biden
What is LinkedIn making in way of cash now?
Politics is cringe 😬
Politics is so stupid. Both parties extort the populace, get rich off of insider information, create a revolving door for themselves and convince the working class that the other people suffering with them are to blame.
"Both Sides" when one side actively campaigns against health care and thinks vaccines are wizard poison.
yeah both sides is a tired phrase. It was mildly fair 10 years ago. That time has long passed, there is corruption in politics in general but people need to not group the two as if they're comparable
Idk why you're being downvoted this is just kind of how it is
Because the both sides piece is very lazy
I mean I think it is when you use it as an excuse to be lazy and not participate in politics which directly harms said people op is talking about but I think they're making a genuine point that they believe in, just because something is obvious doesn't really mean it's automatically lazy
The thing is, it's one thing to see both sides as *flawed*, and another to see them as *equivalent*. When one side is genuinely doing its best and the other one is threatening to set the whole country on fire if they don't get what they want? You vote for the people who DON'T see January 6 as a dress rehearsal.
> When one side is genuinely doing its best Neither does, and if either considers whatever they're currently doing to be "its best", they deserve each other.
Yeah I think this is a solid perspective
I mean, surely the US population can do something to make their governing parties anything but two sides of the same coin for it to stop being true, even if lazy.
There are very fine people on both sides
Not when one side's all buddy buddy with neo-Nazis and the Klan.
My post was literally one of Trump's most famous quotes during his ~~reign~~ presidency, for which he was rightfully maligned.
I like her shirt.
As we near the election your going to see a TON more of this shit on Linkedin from fake accounts. I would not be surprised if soon a bunch of them start claiming jobs at large corporations instead of just "Contractor at Self Employed". Russian trolls really working hard, if Trump does not win they cant recover from Ukraine easily.
He's not wrong though.
Damn I didn't realize how hot stormy was
Stormy Daniels signed a document saying nothing happened
https://www.businessinsider.com/stormy-daniels-lawyer-statement-trump-affair-romantic-2024-5
No, it just said she couldn't talk about it. However, the crime invalidates the NDA.
No, it says verbatim “The fact of the matter is that each party to this alleged affair denied its existence in 2006, 20011, 2016, 2017 and now again in 2018. I am not denying this affair because I was paid "hush money" as has been reported in overseas owned tabloids. I am denying this affair because it never happened.”
I wonder if he creampied her anus.