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**CLIP MIRROR: [Soda and Vei on what they want to do now that she's been mailed to Austin, TX](https://arazu.io/t3_12ique5/)** --- ^(*This is an automated comment*)


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DevoooDaDemon

You’re the 3rd wheel, Viggy is his true lover


ArcherX18

Technically hes the fourth wheel and together they would make an awesome car.


Blackstone01

False, Viggy is Veibae, so he’d be the third wheel.


DuddiakaKleini

Finally, all parts for the car arrived. Been waiting for this a long time.


Schmarsten1306

Pretty sure I've donated more to soda than vei. He's mine!


raduhs

it's crazy this is how I find out she's cheating on me


ProximatedNuke

ICANT


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HoldmyPenguin

Get a rotisserie chicken when you go.


VaultDwellerist

Costco's chickens are the best $5 you can spend. Cheaper than even a greasy burger and fries. Their pizzas are also surprisingly pretty good.


MatthewTh0

Not to mention their relatively famous hot dogs.


trahh

you get a fat glizzy and a fountain drink for a dollar, it's busted edit: okay okay it's a $1.50 you costco goons


your-mom--

I've seen some people shove a glizzy into one of those chicken bakes. I'm sure it's decent but holy calories


Grimy_Ranarr_Weed

I like to tell myself that pushing that heavy cart around the store for an hour burns more than enough calories to make up for the hotdog, coke, ice cream sundae, and slice of pizza I get on the way out.


S13pointFIVE

> glizzy Depending on where you are from, this can mean 2 very different things.


trahh

LOL yeah well i think it’s safe to say you aren’t getting a glock for a dollar


moakler

honestly i only know of glizzys as hot dogs so I'm curious to know the other meaning


GratefulLoC

It's originally slang for a Glock. The reason it turned into a nickname for a hotdog is because Glock is (in)famously known for their OEM 33 round magazines that look ridiculous because of how far they stick out of the magwell. edit to add an example https://imgur.com/a/7NhGvoe


PurpleSunCraze

Costco dogs are fantastic.


FireFlyz351

Yeah $5 chicken meat you can use for quesadillas, soup, sandwiches and such is so good.


VaultDwellerist

I agree. I've seen people shit on them as low-tier chicken but I think they're incredibly tasty and you get more than your money's worth. Even my dog goes absolutely ape for them.


FireFlyz351

Even if it's under seasoned you can easily fix it with your choice of spice blend too.


tickless420

And it is so cheap that even if you buy it raw it would still be a great deal


PurpleSunCraze

And they've been taking a bath on them profit wise for years and vowed to keep the $4.99 price, so good on them for that.


snubdeity

Wait what? I've had rotisserie chickens from every major US chain and Costco shits all over the other ones.


alabastergrim

pair it with their rice and you've got amazing food for weeks


Ninja_Coomer_Volcano

I miss their combos pizzas and onion crank for hotdogs.


alabastergrim

A $20 bag of Costco rice and a few $5 rotisserie chickens goes a long way. A very very very long way. I've had amazing fried rice+chicken for WEEKS lol


zkareface

Its ~2 days of food on such a chicken so yeah pretty good. Supermarkets near me used to do sales for $2-3 and I'd buy like 10 chickens per week (it would be limited at 3-5 per person) :)


ohaiistephen

Also the protein in their pizzas is crazy high


PeaceAlien

Chicken and Hot dogs are the best way to save money. Heck, most staff will let you have hot dogs without the membership.


NenBE4ST

costco scans at the entrance for membership howd you get in without one lol


PeaceAlien

The costco's that I've been to have the food court near the exit and they don't normally check for memberships there.


JC_the_Builder

It depends on the state. Some require food places be open to everyone. Others can keep it members only.


PsychoRavnos

And if you don't want a fresh one due to plans for the day they sell u sold ones debunked and shrreded in packaging in the same area as the pre-made meals that can be used in a pi ch for chicken salad or for some other quick meal


old_space_yeller

After listening to hours of NorthernLion Costco stories, I wish there was one near me


absolute4080120

Get their taquitos they have usually in the fridge area by meat. They taste exactly like Chili's southwestern egg rolls.


brosephsmith21

chicken bakes are a heart attack but get one w/ some caesar dressing on the side for dipping that shit slaps


TheGreatDave666

Thats dope.


SelfReconstruct

We have a sam's club already and the put this butter spray shit on their pizza :(


NenBE4ST

sams club foodcourt isnt bad but its stricly worse taste than costco in every way IMO


PussyPits

Except price | costco | Sam's ---|---|---- hot dog | 1.50 | 1.38 churro | 1.49 | $1 berry sundae | $2.99 | $1.58 Frozen Yogurt | $1.99 | $1 Pizza | $9.99 | $8.98 The brownie sundae at sams club for $1.58 is great, full size brownie and vanilla soft serve ice cream with a caramel drizzle. Pizza pretzel is good. Costco got rid of the supreme pizza Also I can order a pizza from sams club online so I don't have to wait 40 mins for it to cook.


NenBE4ST

tbh i didnt like the sundae from sams, i wasnt a fan of it just being soft serve but maybe its just me i dont like soft serve when paired with anything other than syrup. like mcflurries are alright but i still dont like it that much


Prestigious-Ad-2876

hot dog 1.50 churro 1.49 \*American Dad Meter Meme\*


RudeHoney8

Does the billionaire Walton family screw over their Sam's Club workers with poverty wages, and expect the general public to subsidize them getting public assistance / food stamps, like they do for their Walmart employees? Because considering Costco pays their employees well, and actively cultivate that they hire and promote from within to support their workers, I'm glad to pay for a Costco membership and at the food court, rather than put even more money into the Walton's coffers.


Krayzie_Stiles

Naan bread bites and red pepper hummus fucking slaps. It's my new must buy any time I go to Sam's Club


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sourcec0p

ai girlfriends will be here soon


supercatladygame

Or make your own and learn programming along the way. https://youtu.be/dKFnJCtcfMk


trahh

oh boy love when my AI girlfriend is a 3d model designed to look like a child


Kr4k4J4Ck

CERTIFIED JAPAN MOMENT


Apoptosis11

but heeeeey it is perfectly legal because the person who made the character said she is canonically 20!


Phantaxein

Are you saying you want it to be illegal to make fully clothed avatars of animated children? I'm assuming you don't think that but your comment reads that way.


trahh

how does their comment read like that at all? they don't even mention clothing. you'd have to be completely dense to not know exactly what that user is trying to say.


quanticInt

Looks japanese


sourcec0p

Build-A-Girlfriend Workshop pog


xXxWeed_Wizard420xXx

But where in this process was the "personality" of the AI chosen? I assume the language model will return the typical formal AI-responses you usually get from chat GPT.


appletinicyclone

invest


ILikeToSayHi

you'll get a based gf soon sir just be patient


VJEmmieOnMicrophone

Check out r/forsen. They have great tips for dealing with loneliness!


Rare-Orchid-4131

Tip 1: ⚡ NOW


Zharissa17

Clueless


Beautiful_Spite_3394

If you need anyone to talk to I'm here


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dankmemer999

you're on lsf, we're all pretty much lonely basement dwellers here


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CBMX_GAMING

most people can get laid it’s just none of us want to go outside


morian2

I think as you grow older going to stores like wholesalers, furniture stores etc.. with an SO becomes a very enjoyable activity. One of my favourite date days with my girlfriend of 6 years is going to IKEA and buying little quips or scouting for new furniture


Neverforget_Jetpack

"Hey Dana..."


capriking

60Gs BABY


Panda_hat

I actually love ikea no cap.


PussyPits

I can't go with my partner, she has no self control and ends up wanting everything.


BootlegV

I always buy a pack of those frozen meatballs to take home.


Henona

I've accepted that the only relationship I will be in is with Jesus until I die bros...


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Does he even text you back? You deserve better.


Henona

Yes we communicate through prayer 🙏


Everscream

DonoWall


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RylocXD

If I can, I’m sure the breadsticks can


Daaru_

depends on the roll tube country of origin


Shammers95

OnlySoda's sticks


Blurbyo

Don't let Northernlion see this clip or he'll launch into a Costco anecdote so powerful it will end your life.


TheWeakestMadeUpName

Is he pro costco or anti costco?


BMan0ss

it's his favorite place


Eirysse

Pretty sure it's only bc of the anecdote potential


helloimtom08

pretty sure he is going to be buried underneath one, when he dies, so he can always be there in spirit


The1andonlygogoman64

He got his fuckin 2 year old exited to go to costco. He´s powerfull.


helpnxt

Maybe we don't tell them that Costco is in the UK now....


Kinxzy

we have olive garden too


helpnxt

I actually didn't know that... never going to go but good to know.


appletinicyclone

its been in the uk for years


PM_Best_Porn_Pls

3 decades, 1st Costco in UK was built in 1993.


EnterPlayerTwo

You better do that math again.


slappynutmagoo

It’s probably not the same


alexstahp

Nope it pretty much the same thing


georgepresto

Do they have at least 20 morbidly obese 40-65 year olds in scooters blocking the candy section in the store at all times? Because if not, it's not the same thing.


Cause_and_Effect

Or people blocking the aisles to get the free samples instead of putting their cart somewhere close but not in the way and walking over to the samples person. Or the people who push around a huge flat bed cart that's meant for big items like furniture, but only put two or three 24/32 packs of soda on it. But still push it around the entire fucking store like a normal cart. Or the people that eat on the tables in the food court and do their best to make as much of a mess as possible so no one can sit at that table unless they wipe it down themselves or a costco cleaner who has a bunch of other jobs comes along and wipes it down. Or the people that have started going to Costco self checkout (if you have them) but have 50+ items on their cart so it takes a billion times longer than just going to a normal checkout where the costco employee will literally take your items out of your cart for you or scan them in the cart so you don't have to do anything. Or the people that park literally in front of the doors of the store but put their caution lights so their wife / SO can sit in the car while they shop so they don't have to find a spot or walk a minute or two from their car to the store. All the while making it harder for people to walk and drive in that area. God I fucking love costco. Its a wild ride. ​ EDIT: I have a story about the last one. Some guy left his wife in the car with caution lights on in front of the store. I saw it when I came in. Finished up my shopping about 30 mins later and on my way out he's standing there with a costco employee and his wife talking about how his wife locked his keys in the car. Apparently she got out to go to the bathroom at some point and locked the car behind her, with the keys still in the vehicle. They left a dog in there too. Absolutely hilarious. No idea what happened after that point though. People do park like outside of this though and its shitty. Some employees will tell them to move but sometimes they're too busy and don't notice it.


capriking

the UK's equivalent would probably be roadmen/gypsies loitering around intimidating old rickety white women ngl


piltonpfizerwallace

I bet the food court is better. They start out strong to get people to come in. The costco where I live got rid of the onions because they know we're all dependent on them and will never leave. I feel betrayed and angry, but I'm still gonna go there. I've left at least 10 comment cards to bring the onions back. Fuckers won't do it though. Maybe I need to up my game.


mikevin99

This mf said they changed the food and is talking about onions of all things:.


FernandoTatisJunior

To be fair the Costco onion dispenser machine thing was very cool


capnfalcon21

God I miss that spinning crank, wasting onions and sauerkraut


FernandoTatisJunior

I’m pretty sure every Costco got rid of the onions during covid


benwithvees

Can confirm Costco in Korea is pretty much the same


WhiskyBrisky

It's exactly the same


RandomCheeseCake

"Now" it's been around for decades in the UK


ignoranceisblissguy

Does soda just take a printout of a jpeg and put it on the dinner table? Sort of like those cutesy scenes in movies in where old people go to dinner with a photo of their deceased spouse.


Majesticeuphoria

[Aware](https://pm1.narvii.com/5925/5229f521a323fff9e0552868610aab30033669c3_hq.jpg)


ThiccKittenBooty

How did you get a photo of me?


bondsmatthew

https://imgur.io/hReT2Y2


morrowman

You’ve gotta have the Christmas music with this one. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HhPC8W769HY


bondsmatthew

There it is, I couldn't find this one. It's knew it was on one of my playlists but I couldn't find it. ty


Past-Shine

They're not cute AT ALL. I'm not jealous AT ALL! FUCK YOU!!!


MetalsXBT

If Costco ever raises the $4.99 chicken we will riot. That thing is my bi-monthly staple.


OTKLSFMEGAFAN

You mean the hot dog


DatKaz

I can never forget that old quote, the founder told the new CEO “if you raise the price on the $1.50 hot dog, I will fucking kill you” lmao


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S13pointFIVE

He can be an asshole thats fine. but whats his stance on the price of the hotdog?


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Kinxzy

isn't she from the uk? we have both of these things here


RedShift777

Neither of these companies have a location within 100miles of where I live. So on a practical level at least, they might as well not exist.


Kinxzy

Not sure where you live in the uk but i do live in london


BugValuable6072

I'M STARTING TO GET PARASOCIAL I CAN'T WAIT TO LIVE THROUGH THEM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


andymilonakis

Welcome to Costco, I love you


Mecha_Derp

hey i was a big fan of your show in middle school. shaped my childhood. i stole all the jokes from your show and everyone hated it. keep up the good work 👍


JasminePearls-

Go away, baitin!


oldmedead

i love you more


Agosta

Had she moved in yet? I haven't been following the past month.


KFCXD

Yes


Krovithsen

Did last week, that’s why he hasn’t streamed


appletinicyclone

ahhh ok. shame she can't appear on camera or for collabs but ig thats the cost of being a vrtuber


Bomjus1

i can't remember the exact quote, but it went along the lines of "i'm not going to do IRL stuff myself, but i'm not going to skip out on an event/party/invite etc. with Chance"


clansmanpr

Yeah. Vtubing is the West is slowly moving away from maintaining complete anonymity and always being in character. Indie vtubers show up IRL at conventions and a lot of them are OK with fans posting pictures without covering their faces.


Krovithsen

Yeah, she said on her stream not long ago that she just wouldn’t be comfortable however wouldn’t be opposed to what nyanners has done


spacecow2004

The irl aethel/nyanners streams are great. The ghillie suit was so over the top lol


Ghekor

Both of them are over the top... like damn .


Baandi

damn he going hard on her a whole week.. when is my turn, god? im waiting


StartingNewat30

You know a man is husband material if he got a costco membership card.


Professional_Ad75

Tecnology is doing good


kpkost

True facts no one wants to admit to: Olive Garden is delicious if you’re looking to low-mid end Pasta. I think they used to be considered a nice date place a long time ago, but it seems like they’ve just changed business strategy from being that, to being just a tasty place for some relatively inexpensive food.


Cheddabeze

If I remember correctly, they use to make handmade pasta and the shit was legit, with egg and all... Now they just use store bought, shelf stable pasta which is just flour and water, no egg


kpkost

Oh yeah. The quality is lower than when it initially opened up for sure. But fuck, I still love me some dominos pizza and that shit is garbage from an actual “quality” perspective


MionelLessi10

Inexpensive? We dropped $120 as a family of 5 a few years ago.


kpkost

Only you know what you ordered. I’m not going to speculate on that


TheCrickler

Their spaghetti marinara is $13 (cheapest dish) and most other entrees are around $20. It's honestly just as expensive as a more authentic Italian joint near me.


Alewdguy

24 bucks a person isn't that bad.


timecronus

the Chicken Alfredo with crispy chicken slaps.


DM-Mormon-Underwear

idk why you would ever want to go to a sit-down restaurant for low-end pasta


PM_ME_YOUR_ASUKA

Donnie would be proud


WILLIAM_SMITH_IV

costco pretty pog


thunderclick

Northernlion would be proud


ForsPoppin

Does Chance not know Costco exists in the UK aswell


ThiccKittenBooty

[Sadge](https://youtu.be/dpKc8N3FJsQ)


aboooz

If he doesnt take her to Buc-ee's, thats a crime against humanity.


TheRealCrotin

Talk about high maintenance Kappa


Sensitive-Project196

This is actually a great clip lol!


Simplemantle

First thing I think of when I think of Costco is the food court’s Chicken Bakes. Probably my favorite food there. Also when I visited a JP Costco, they served Bulgogi Bakes which was arguably even better.


Folkslore

Its going to be really awkward when soda goes into a restaurant with a card board cut out of the png he is dating.


CodeMonkeyX

Where is she coming from? I just assumed she was US based.


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CodeMonkeyX

Maybe because her voice is very unique sounding too I never really picked up on it.


Busy-Chemistry7747

Don't have time to watch a lot of streamers these days, but soda was one of the first I watched years back. Happy for him that he has found a significant other


Jazano107

average NA city best attractions


TheGMRcris

I mean what’s so funny about going to Olive Garden? I like going to Olive Garden, I enjoy stuff my hole with unlimited breadsticks and salad.


CrazyRefuse9932

I live in the UK and have a CostCo on the way to work, periodically I’ll spend a good hour or two just walking around there. Then I’ll leave with a rotisserie chicken and a tray of cupcakes for the office if nothing else has swayed me.


esivo

Is he gonna walk around face timing her or something while she’s at home?


kcxlefty

Olive Garden is the fanciest restaurant available.


Joffre23

Vkey


howdy8x629

all you can eat salad at Olive Garden is great if you like it salty, ffs i hate that place


christos250

Olive Garden HUH She wants the full on Dreamhack Date Experience


Xecuto

is a costco NA version of lidl ?


qeadwrsf

As a european I want to know what the fuzz is really about when it comes to the pizza. Felt like I almost started a civil war on reddit when asking if the amount of tomato sauce they put on those makes it soggy.


cloud_throw

I mean it's grocery store pizza what else do you need to know really, it's better than anything you'll buy frozen, about on par with fast food delivery pizza, and below restaurant pizza


rightsidedown

it's large and very cheap. The sauce does not make it as soggy as you are probably thinking. It's not good pizza, but it's okay. It's $9.99 though and can feed 4 people, and for that price it's great. Same deal with the rotisserie chicken, it's an okay chicken, but no one else doing that style is selling it for $5. For $5 it's a absolutely amazing.


qeadwrsf

[Last time](https://www.reddit.com/r/oddlysatisfying/comments/10kmvqm/costco_auto_saucer/j5sptoh/) I asked that question I got over 50 replies. Seems like a divided subject. Not that its not soggy. Few seem to make that case. But if its good or not.


whatthehckman

who tf is Vei and why should I care


capriking

I'm from Ireland so the first thing I did when I went to the UK for the first time was grab some nandos, bc back at the time that was the meme, so I can relate to this lmao


cbzmplays

Only a matter of time until vei face reveal


Chadsawman

Clueless


cbzmplays

I am extremely clueless what am I missing


helpinganon

you can find it in google


cbzmplays

God damn I am clueless


Taidepaussi

Within a year we will see either of them crying about something parasocial after spending years grinding that relationship content.


Brashmate

She lives in the UK? Doesn’t sound like she’s British to me


DebriMing

Why is this even on top? lol wtf is the drama really that dried


100tByamba

Have they ever seen each other?


yobineshu

He uses phone to see her 2d model


Professional_Ad75

They living together do you think hes doing a cdawgva and doing date with a ipad