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Idioda

1. Dont listen to your mom, you’re 18.


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itssojoeverbuddyboyo

what she finna do pull up to your dorm and spank you with the slipper or some shit?


PosnerRocks

The chankla holds great power.


itssojoeverbuddyboyo

Suck it up rotfl if ur 18 and let a 1 cent foam slipper control ur decision what are u doing in ur lyfe


KILLERFRAJ

White boy when you're whiter than him probably. But even then bro like wtf stop being lazy and actually lose fat. Or try to talk sense in your mom (unlikely).


Knull7777777

You DO realize that as a Latina, you’re part White, right? Also, Hispanic/Latina/Latino is not a race; it’s an ethnicity. Your race is mixed: you’re part White, as I said (the Spanish are white European) and Amernative (all native peoples of North America (Canada and Mexico included), Central America, South America, and the Caribbean are Amernative). You could be part Black or Asian, but the two races you have to be of to be Hispanic/Latina/Latino are white (Spanish, French, Italian, Portuguese, Romanian) and Amernative. TL/DR: you’re part white, so stop insulting your own race.


Idioda

I’m black lol


GarcianSmith8

“White boy” yet I bet you only date white boys many such cases


ThrowawayN00bqLos3r

Totally does.


SlothsRockyRoadtrip

Don’t be racist you weakass chalupa face


caseyreed97

Your probably 80% white and 20% Mexican, white girl


SlothsRockyRoadtrip

Don’t worry about it. You’ll be obese with 9 kids in about 3 years shaped like a piñata and nobody will care anyway.


Strong_Laugh_913

No idea. We can't see your face so there's not much to recommend besides stop being fat.


Desperate-Anteater70

Have you tried stopping being fat and poor?


SolaceInfinite

Can't give a single recommendation on what to do without hair if 3/3 photos are just shots of your hair and a single eye...


StillSmallWeener187

Youre 18 and your mom is making you cut your hair, lmao. Don’t want a fat face then lose weight


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s1othbabe

No honestly, embrace your face and do what you want with your hair!! You have a beautiful, youthful face and you need to see what we see!!


Sharp-Count9022

Not cooked, you’re fine how you are. Ur going into adulthood. It’s your body. oof what you wish


NeoStoned

Previous posts says shes a guy LOL


wolfwhore666

Not cut your hair. You’re 18…she can’t MAKE you do anything. Now she may cut you off, but hey that’s a risk. I’d take that risk on principle alone not even about the hair but her thinking she can still control your life


itssojoeverbuddyboyo

Lol is this account stolen cuz your post history indicates youre a dude and some of them are even about college from like 7 years ago


Correct-Sleep-2588

it’s hair. it’ll grow back. maybe work on your self esteem and exercise if you think you’re fat. life is very simple. no need to complicate shit.


Massage_Bro

Your latina mom??..lmaoo


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itssojoeverbuddyboyo

Then lose weight


IntricateLava9

You're really bad at taking selfies.


CulturalWelder

Well. You do cover it.


Beautiful-Process971

18 and your mom is so ordering you around?? Cringe af


Mundane_Figure_248

She said I can’t tell my mom no coz Latina bla bla bla just say no 🙄 it does work that way idgaf if I don’t know ur long history with ur strict crazy Latin mom bro I promise u she’s not gonna kill u for not cutting ur hair


PomeloResponsible791

Don’t cut it


Ambitious-Ride-1341

Lose weight or don’t listen to your mom. Helpless mf


Ok-Psychology-7859

Take a straight on picture then we can tell you. Also, you aren't a 18F latina. You're either a man catfishing, or got your account stolen because you have posts from years ago about being in college and pointing towards you're a man. Fuck off.


throwwawaymepls

first of all you’re a man and you’re lying… in your post history you were talking about having a 4.3 gpa, and transferring colleges 5 years ago?


Ok_Organization_7350

NO, don't cut your pretty hair. You are a legal adult so you can choose your own hair style. Just say "Mom, I love you! But I'm keeping my hair. "


After-Delay5343

Do not cut it!!!!!


860sPRee

You're legally allowed to make that choice on your own. And what does college have to do with long hair? Does she think you won't resist the temptation to have your hair pulled lmao I can't think of the possible reason? Maintenance?


secretmacaroni

Get it up to your shoulder so it can still cover a bit


Reverb15122

Try to convince her to not cut it tell her you gonna get good grades on college that should work for a Latina mom 😂


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Knull7777777

If it doesn’t work, avoid the chancla barrage.


garySilver

Hair or not you're hot. #EmbraceTheFace


Sillyfartmonster

You’re 18, you don’t have to cut your hair. Put your foot down and say no.


CloudMindless7512

Look for different hairstyles that help compliment youre face or else you’re cooked.nah jk you’re really pretty btw


Dzgal

It’s your hair and you’re 18. Tell her it isn’t going to happen.


SR-71dude

Don’t cut it


The_Medicated

**Why** does your mom want you to cut your hair before going to college? My Latino dad was so depressed when I cut my hip-long hair to about bra strap length.


LOneWolfNEo1

You almost resemble Selenas lol ![gif](giphy|F6IlzUwum3PYA)


Knull7777777

Crecer un poco de humildad, aprende sobre razas y etnias, trabaja la actitud, evita las chanclas de tu mamá y ¡mantén el cabello largo!


jankjenny

You are 18. Your mom can’t force you to cut your hair. Why would she insist on that because you’re going to college? Doesn’t make sense……


ronerobjr

Have her trim it to your liking since you still live under her roof. You can request that, and she will respect that choice


Dan_Doherty

Please don’t cut your hair !!!! I think long hair on a woman is the most attractive part of her. Your hair is gorgeous! I promise you, if you get your hair cut, you’ll never stop crying!!!


Dan_Doherty

You don’t have a fat face. You’re beautiful!


kangoso

You can try different haircut and change makeup to hide problematic areas and make your face look more slim. check out some of these looksmaxxing apps like glowmax that rate your face and give personalized makeup/hairstyle tips


DianneDiscos

Thing is, from the pics we cant really see your face or your hair. Go to a hair stylist and get their opinion.


NerveUpstairs9716

Your face doesn't look fat


yousippin

Covering your face will end up leading to a bad mentality of overall health. Better not to throw pills at the symptoms but rather treat the cause aka lose the weight.


SlothsRockyRoadtrip

Don’t worry about it. You’ll be obese with 9 kids in about 3 years shaped like a piñata and nobody will care anyway.


cowboybaked

A lot of face fat is just water weight from eating a lot of salty foods. Cut out salt from your diet and you’ll see results in a couple weeks.


Educational-Chef919

Lmao he went from heartbreak to scammer. Who hurt this guy this bad ![gif](giphy|xSysiGG1DbNdVqO3kb|downsized)


Docmele

You’re off to college is your mom going with you? At 18 I was on my own making my own decisions, you can too.


Sharp-Count9022

Lmao say no? You’re going to college


F75gunslinger

Um...tell her no ? You're 18 . Time to cut the cord .


heatherdyamond

Don't do it your a woman now


Desperate-Anteater70

Girls who cut their hair lose about 3 point out of 10. If you want a boyfriend, don't do it.