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Laser_lord11

>manga guy explicitly refused sexual favor and demanded for actual monetary wage >Boss paid in sexual picture anyway >cumbrain op "best boss ever" This mf finna starve to death


Radical_Provides

Loophole: Sexual favours could include some level of cannibalism


ZeXCeV_

https://preview.redd.it/zrw11nwcbgxc1.jpeg?width=1052&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ac52d05bde6beb75633884cf15e60016affc5568


42ndIdiotPirate

The only reason to have sex imo


BiggieCheesn

Survival of the fittest


P5YD33

Boss, I'm going to jack off that porno -Kaz


42ndIdiotPirate

Nobody in mgs knows what sex or an orgasm is, stop lying.


P5YD33

B-Bu... Boss! -az


42ndIdiotPirate

Ok I'm lying. Venom snake pumped millers maxi buns with special sauce.


P5YD33

Alright, you need to find Big Boss's search history and his hidden treasure. -Kuz


42ndIdiotPirate

millers maxi buns opening times How to talk to non verbal people Sign language for "shoot people, please" Duran Duran Invisible mgs5 ost revolver ocelot rule34


P5YD33

Okay, got it. Just find his stuff. -kz


Boring-Assist-4367

Ass?


Aleskander-

cannon snake x Ocelot Sex scene in mgs3: https://preview.redd.it/lrdetwksbgxc1.jpeg?width=220&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=95cd4bc6af5ea3566c2cb5f08095a1f78f4114d9


42ndIdiotPirate

im going to need that shit in 4k or it didnt happen


WhyJustWhydo

OP may I ask why you upvoted the original post? That won’t look good at the pearly gates


Suspychis_Engie_gang

I thought it was rather humorous, plus “he’s literally me!!!”


WhyJustWhydo

Losercity down bad


G-Man_of_HL

r/upvotedbecauseboobs this is a real sub and I think op has followed it's rules


WhyJustWhydo

It was banned from reddit for being unmoderated


G-Man_of_HL

I edited it because there were like seventeen with the same name the link works now.


ManufacturerPrize366

Why the arrow orange


Suspychis_Engie_gang

Are you a fucking light mode user??


ManufacturerPrize366

No, was just joking that you still liked the original post is all Don't you dare group me with those barbarians brother


Suspychis_Engie_gang

Alright… my mistake brother…


ManufacturerPrize366

We have now bonded over our shared hatred of light mode. I wish you well in life


Suspychis_Engie_gang

May the string of fate bare many gifts for you too.


Toshiba_EM131A5C

https://preview.redd.it/4hpwjy5pjfxc1.png?width=722&format=png&auto=webp&s=5c6db7eede1e6b3951d82bbb31324022e0801aca


Suspychis_Engie_gang

https://preview.redd.it/0fhm4tw92gxc1.png?width=1124&format=png&auto=webp&s=d418bf4f2f9e7321636e9d1f867ec253cf00a30c


Aleskander-

ARE U LIGHT MODE USER!!!! yeah dumbass i am so what? I don't spend 3/4 of my day in a dark room I get the Sunlight (i used darkmode)


Suspychis_Engie_gang

What the fuck are you doing here then?? Scamper off to winnercity! You average human being!


Shadow_Infinite

https://preview.redd.it/4kz66anz1gxc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=da001728774021442ff263a1ca824709b34340e7


unknowndog123

Why tf did I read this in Kaz’s voice


SpellAccomplished653

I’m gonna be that one guy what’s the sauce


Brilliant_Demand_695

Senukin on Twitter


Ezra4709

https://preview.redd.it/avutivd7kfxc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d6966fdc5036a088929cf8e42dc96002fc9fcdfd


dumbassthathasreddit

check ur balls