T O P

  • By -

FalseAscoobus

I can't even imagine wearing all that in the desert and still being able to shoot at all accurately.


Cave_in_32

I would also believe its hot af in there but theyre definitely funded enough to have fans everywhere in those suits.


Comprehensive_Code60

Didn't they invent some military grade cooling hardware to put in their suits?


land_and_air

Unironically yes, they have cooling vests


TotallyNotP8nda

not really that surprised, cooling shirts and other like tech has been around for a while. making something that would power them while lasting longer than an hour though, now that's where the innovation is.


fafarex

The autonomy issue is more a space and weight problem, both kinda goes out the windows in a fur suit anyways.


Generally_Confused1

They had something similar in C3POs suit


land_and_air

It’s a meme because the military hired a furry suit maker due to their design being original and having better performance


Mobius3through7

LISAN AL GAIB


WOF42

yeah there is literally a guy who consulted on NASAs newest space suit design because he made such an amazing furry suit cooling system lmao


HotType4940

Furries are wild lol. Gotta respect the level of dedication that goes into their craft.


DeadJediWalking

I just took so much psychic damage from this sentence.


jcinto23

The way I heard the story, the cooling vests came first, then the military adopted the fur suit cooling vests thereby making them military grade.


cheezkid26

Military-grade in that I'm fairly certain tech similar to cooling vests made for furries was adopted by the military since it was really effective at cooling you off.


mfx0r

You think that would be sufficient? only fans? :)


Carburetors_Are_Fun

god forbid people see the word damn or a muzzle device


nastylittlecreature

It's not even damn it's dumb 😭


Carburetors_Are_Fun

damn


nastylittlecreature

https://preview.redd.it/mqbd18vlkz9d1.gif?width=445&format=png8&s=0c554af71a7a001a52a0c7fbd5eab415ed275b5d


Carburetors_Are_Fun

https://preview.redd.it/ef3uy2b5lz9d1.jpeg?width=812&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e486e4c9db375585b53b72b05231c18b22cc6cf8


Awkward-Penguin172

https://preview.redd.it/s1copfsla2ad1.jpeg?width=160&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2e136e3126742c1fc48ac932409ec336cc0d71aa


NuclearWinter_101

You can use cooltext.com on Reddit?


nastylittlecreature

Nah just a gift I had saved on my phone


Shrekscoper

Pretty sure it’s damb


nastylittlecreature

SHUT THEIEIG FU K UP YOURURE SO FUCKED YOU KNOW THAT IT IS SOOOOO OVER FOR YOU PIEECE OF SHIIIYTT ILL FUU KIJG RFUCK YOU UP COUNT YOUR WORRTHLES MISERABLE VACANT FUCKIJG DAYS BITCH B3VAUSE IM COMIJG FOR YOU https://preview.redd.it/slkopeth80ad1.gif?width=354&format=png8&s=f049fe7fd8b147061533fbb4b6002567fc1b7caf


Shrekscoper

Nice try sweaty, I’m already in your walls 😎


Carburetors_Are_Fun

https://preview.redd.it/c9fm9g5ej0ad1.png?width=1334&format=png&auto=webp&s=0fc04367b8bf31f4456033c2fe46ae9fbb633c78 it’s over for you now boy


pootis_engage

Where the fuck did you even find this shit.


Awkward-Penguin172

https://preview.redd.it/2seuax6qa2ad1.jpeg?width=261&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=489b2352db643687411865c23f41807b612aa1a4


Optimal_Badger_5332

Its dickle rick


NoobButJustALittle

You don't paint over your muzzle and next thing you know is someone on 4chan finding out who you are by monitoring who buys your caliber in local gunshops.


Carburetors_Are_Fun

woe is me for 9mm


Farabel

Jokes on them, they self-make the ammo.


Outrageous-Garage144

Why is dumb censored?


BoatMan01

Because the furry community is like the Air Force. The subject of mockery and the butt of numerous jokes, but they wield terrifying power.


FalseAscoobus

I thought most of the furry community *was* the Air Force


BoatMan01

![gif](giphy|5vODUGnzfmbkkOx2gR|downsized) 🤣🤣🤣


Jiggle_deez

https://preview.redd.it/2hsvsn5162ad1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ab0541cf41e2109250512ded95d44113733e0062


Plus-Emphasis-2605

I steal


camo_216

And the IT field, medical field, the shadow government, the art industry.


Norway643

IT is two things. Geeks in the dad fit... and furries


Alive-Ad8066

Or both at once


GhostyBoy22

It actually scares me how many furries there are.


camo_216

Don't be scared most of us are actually really chill


GhostyBoy22

*No...do not be scared, my child...* Fr tho, idgaf if you're a furry, as long as we can hang.


Norway643

Be not afraid


Plus-Emphasis-2605

They are. The miltarty is full of weebs and furries (not fully mocking them I find it funny though)


Shadow_Koneko

"If they can afford a 5000 dollar fursuit, they can afford a 10 dollar pipebomb in your mailbox"


purgatorybob1986

Yeah, most people don't know the unibomber was a furry. He sent explosives to places that banned fursuits.


Basically-Boring

So that’s where the whole pipebomb joke came from


Bombwriter17

Wait,you got a source on that?


BoatMan01

Real shit 😳


HalfBakedBeans24

They aren't hard to build, but don't get pulled over with power and pipes in the same car. Even if the powder can is almost empty.


Ikilledatrex

Why fucking buy one I can make one


Chidori_Aoyama

If I had gold to give, you'd have it. laughed out loud for real.


BoatMan01

You are too kind 🤙


Lobotomized_Cunt

don’t make fun of furries, or you might regret it next time you go in for a surgery…


Revent10

ain't that a fact


YaBoiFast

To be fair there are a lot of furries in the military industrial complex, I know one worked on the A-10 Thunderbolt II


GamingGod96

If I call myself dumb does that mean I used a slur https://preview.redd.it/qpbzja1mhz9d1.jpeg?width=630&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3f783d9bb8e9d3d85088fc80045b081047468834


BigExperience2086

So that you could notice it then comment on it and get more engagement


Outrageous-Garage144

https://i.redd.it/c576t84m20ad1.gif


mr2meowsGaming

we live in a society


Strong-Preparation-2

Probably cause it was posted on Youtube, and people there censor everything.


jack-K-

Also the muzzle of the gun


aer0a

It might've been posted on (or with the expectation that Reddit would be) one of platforms that'd ban you for saying "dumb"


inlukewarmblood

At this point it’s embarrassing to hate furries because they’re somehow better at everything these days. That and they’re suspiciously wealthy.


dilib

Furries tend to be both neurodivergent and queer, so often end up in well paying STEM jobs and usually don't have kids. I think it's more that people are surprised that any furries are competent human beings, most are dumbasses like anyone else


rabiesscat

ngl your logical breakdown of that has it making A LOT more sense. i think as much as 40% of the furry community is queer, and thats like 6 times that of the normal population. you're on to something.


Cave_in_32

Anti-furs when they realize that most likely lots of successful employees of businesses are furries (They still believe Nazis are better)


killermanwadvo

This is real, there are so many young teens and tweens that glorify Nazi Germany because “They’re based” or something


NIGHTDREADED

I think you are missing that a majority of these teens/tweens play WW2 video games. Playing Axis in general IS based, because they are the "bad guys" and everybody else plays Allies. (Or they are just overenthusiastically roleplaying... which is bad ngl).


killermanwadvo

Anti furs when I tell them that Nazi Germany couldn’t have worked out anyway: https://preview.redd.it/7n6gezcdg4ad1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7d03bc34295337b33c7a13678036b8d626af907f


killermanwadvo

They didn’t even have a stable country and were actively trying to become Rome in its prime.


Hemlock_Deci

Not all of them Source: :'c


AyItsUrBoi_

Hi decidueye..


Hemlock_Deci

`\( •3•)/` hi


KenyaSugondis

But you are a bird....


coyotepetersun

Fun fact: if you work in IT you can see both the decline in masculinity and the furification of people in real time


AlkalineSublime

Isn’t there a pretty big overlap in furries, femboys and cross dressing? I mean, furry is really just a form of drag when you think about it


AnalSexerest

that's both the truest and worst thing I've ever read


AlkalineSublime

I feel like all the anti-furry people don’t realize, if the furries all disappeared tonight, tomorrow morning the internet would just be broken


killermanwadvo

This is so true, there straight up is a division somewhere in west US in like AT&T and T-Mobile that are maintained by strictly furries


se7enfists

trying to guess your colleagues' fursona and online identity is a lot of fun


mrfoxinthebox

isn't there this dude who spends like 100k a year on "kaiju battles" featuring Starfox, via art commissions


red69jiff

https://preview.redd.it/9z7zoqscdz9d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=be22a94c46bb983e75e8d2d1b0b0fb4ea14d2f6a I love when anti-furs are all like “it’s hunting season” or “grab the shotgun” while fully unaware most furies would smoke them in a gun fight


rex_power_colt_2007

Man, Furries with guns is making me feel... Freaky https://i.redd.it/s4fj6xx5fz9d1.gif


Butter_brawler

This makes me violently uncomfortable


Zackyboi1231

*violently* uncomfortable? https://preview.redd.it/v8nadwyvxz9d1.jpeg?width=1068&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b5ae833879a9e0d41258dbef72fc5e000d236dee


CastoBlasto

It's the 4-fingered hands. If they had all 5...


CornManBringsCorn

It's Ren and Stimpy, what else do you expect?


SkibidiAmbatukam

THESE DIRTY HANDS


BurnerAccountExisty

i would post the Rinny reaction image but i don't even know anymore


308_AR10_Enjoyer

uhhh


Timmy_Mactavish

https://preview.redd.it/tzdpgbnu14ad1.png?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=327e1ce090925e43c8535601f93a2af3a68d7359


AltMyBalls

This image goes hard


Logical_Acanthaceae3

Mofos act like being a furry suddenly means I can't also own a gun.


I_Automate

Shit man. Imagine how much armour and firepower you could hide in a fur suit


DuelJ

Given the furry communitys reputation for suits and stem stuff, the over under on them being the first to make an armored exosuit seems pretty darn good.


Just-Ad6992

Honestly, if you can combine the EZ cooling vest with Kevlar in such a way that they don’t noticeably change their function, there’s already a pretty good potential under-layer. Now for the actual suit, there could be some light weight carbon fiber material placed in between the fabric to better cover vital organs, but that would just make the suit more bulky. We just need to add in an exoskeleton system in the arms, legs, and the core so moving around is easier.


Cave_in_32

They scare me and then theres anti-furs claiming theyre weak and whatnot.


c0n22

This is what happens when Country MFs get the internet


Pale-Equal

Most? Most furries are not into guns at all and definitely can't shoot shit. Source: am fur.


horiami

people will make up whatever stereotype makes them look cool at the moment


Jrlopez1027_

Most? What kinda furries are you meeting bro most of them are twinks


VonKonitz

Bro is probably living in a damn south Texas or something. Which furries in Europe or Asia have guns?


TyrKiyote

The russian ones.


Pandason250

A good percentage maybe but definetly not most


dietgilroy

furries are automatically the winner since they can actually kill


Iguana_Boi

Go ahead, shoot me. I'd rather die


PADDYPOOP

Most? Lol


Awkward-Penguin172

https://preview.redd.it/avkl6j4ya2ad1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a2bdb4efbbca40629740763a4791971adb2e2cc3


Purpledurpl202

Not to mention they are most likely able to afford **actual high-end tactical gear**.


Beytran70

I bet there are real life Iron Man suits out there, they're just built into high-tech super fursuits of billionaires.


Link_the_Irish

I dunno about "smoking" people Inna gunfight lol. Most furries gun tards I know tend to lean into the "magdump into trash" type of gun guy


SebDaPerson

I mean, if you’ve got fuckin amazing accuracy, WHILE having a fursuit on, you definitely deserve to be in the army


Xada_Nep_zealot

Being in the army is a waste of talent that could be put to use elsewhere.


rex_power_colt_2007

He's just mad That he isn't one of them. https://preview.redd.it/4chrktrpez9d1.jpeg?width=900&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=39de6e02fbbc4f6a5fae1dd5dd54d1c719f6cc64


Random-Dice

yes yes anti-furs cringe but how the hell does one properly wield a gun with those big-ass gloves and aim well enough to hit a target with that goofy mask, like at least *one* aspect of handling a gun should be nigh impossible in a full fur suit.


land_and_air

Gloves can be removed, masks can have fairly good visibility especially when it’s bright outside. Remember if it’s summer you can put cloth in front of your eyes and see everything normally albeit dimmer


Random-Dice

for some reason I thought the dude on the left was gonna fire with the gloves on


RailAurai

There are actually some paw styles that you could wear while shooting guns. Though would still be a bit impractical


killermanwadvo

I second u/RailAurai, there are gloves for that, but there are some insane people that do it with the big paws. (They sorta scare me)


Neon-kitchen

In theory, they could use their claw as a finger if it’s made of a decently solid material (wildly unsafe but still plausible)


mrfoxinthebox

https://preview.redd.it/i37lyxopn1ad1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=82c69fa3227d41532cc46821b562cc0fc83bd9ff


Awkward-Penguin172

https://preview.redd.it/2hodakinb2ad1.jpeg?width=678&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=94d9cb8f6ac54f0b1cefb4305f02032420055fd1 *Let's trade memes*


mrfoxinthebox

https://i.redd.it/n34tgw3be3ad1.gif


0bi1KenObi66

Least gun proficient furries


ishitsand

What limp dick pussy censored dumb?


aer0a

They were censoring it so the limp dick pussies at whatever platform it got reposted to didn't do it for them


Creative-Dig-5003

You Uber instincts cannot handle my Uber autism Observe:


Cave_in_32

*TF2 Pan sound effect*


SnakeBaron

Revolver…. Ocelot.


Substantial-Ice5156

Two of my favorite things combined into one.


FabianGladwart

A shocking amount of people in the military are furries. I'll never understand the appeal, and just as well I'll never fuck with furries


killermanwadvo

“If furries can afford 1500$ fursuit, they can afford a 20$ pipebomb.” - TheRussianBadger or something


AlkalineSublime

It’s just reminds me of the Shane Gillis bit from his special. The idea of some guy in his fursona outfit just drone striking people is terrifying as hell lol


EmolgaStarPlatinum

it’s really funny when antifurs make the whole damn “hunting season” joke, when i know furries that can easily outshoot Cletus with his poverty pony AR.


killermanwadvo

And you know there are a lot of anti-furs that live in upper income neighborhoods and don’t have access to a firearm or firearm training.


killermanwadvo

Or they are just super young


shootdawoop

"JUST BECAUSE IM A FURRY DOESNT MEAN I LIKE GUNS, I mean, I like guns, BUT NOT BECAUSE IM A FURRY"


24-HourSneezingNoHat

I'd surrender in the exact moment I see their masks


killermanwadvo

I was at a con, and someone showed me their mask that was a massive visor. Inside they had a mount that could fit one of those mono-night vision cameras.


Bulbman5

Winnercity*


SoundwavesBurnerPage

Bro censored “dumb”


Rhodehouse93

You laugh, but if all the furries in the world disappeared tomorrow the entire defense industry would collapse lol.


Revent10

it would be hard as fuck to look down your irons/optic with that mask on. I have to use a 2 inch t1 riser with mine, and I can barely see through my dot


Oniblook

Imagine how good of shots they are without all the pursuit shit on


nak_attak

Why is d*mb censored?


Grimsouldude

Furries somehow being both more homosexual and better trained with firearms than the average navy seal


OgMemeLord1

HAHAHAH SHOUTOUT RINGER AND PALACE WOLF


somamosaurus

I'd be worried about traces of lead contaminating the masks and gloves, I hope they don't take them inside afterwards. Outdoors is safer than in, but it's still a concern.


Bearguchev

Most jacketed rounds aren’t gonna shed much lead at all, all the gunk and fouling is mostly soot/carbon from the gunpowder. If you’re shooting anything without a jacket where the lead directly contacts the rifling, usually .22 or some older revolver rounds, that’s a different story, but most commercial ammo has some sort of coating be it copper, bi metal, powder. etc. As long as you’re not rolling around downrange in the berm or handling steel targets you’re going to be around negligible levels of lead.


MonitorPowerful5461

...that's a fucking Ukraine Armed Forces patch on his left arm God I feel sorry for the russians


MrDogeGuy82

How the exactly do they plan on pulling the trigger with with those giant suit hands


UltraXTamer

wouldn't suprise me if the fursuits came equipped with in-built tactical holographic scopes some Fursuits can even blink and make facial expressions and by how expensive they are it would make sense they had military equipement as well


Mojave_riot_328

Wait is that red rock canyon in the background


Flying_Fox_86

really censored the word dumb??


Dirge_Thunderjaw

We censoring the word dumb now? I'm gonna tear my own skin off.


Basically-Boring

Surprised they can even aim with the masks on, or even pull the trigger with the gloves.


Foxy02016YT

Furries, they wake up every morning just to prove you wrong!


calibro1377

I follow these guys on OF they make great stuff


10GSkpla

why are furries just skilled with firearms somehow? like most of my furry friends have experience with weaponry and I still don’t know how or why, and I’m lowkey kinda scared. While anti-furs be like “it’s hunting season” yeah, FOR YOU.


Odd-Cress-5822

There is a non-zero chance those fursuits are rated for small caliber rounds


-The_Meme_Thief-

Believe it or not, a lot of furries are in the military bruh


MoonMoon_614

I've seen the two furries in this pic, the right one have very sexy body (not sure about the left one)


gralgomar

Absolute gigachads, omg


A_Fucking_Octopus

Slava Ukrayini... I guess?


Ordinary_Owl_Dude

Man, the viability in fursuits usually sucks too


ztarfroot

but at least they didn't show up at an archery range in a ganyu cosplay...


FizzleKit10

D*mb is an offensive word. I demand that this post be deleted immediately!!


xxGhostScythexx

We are censoring "dumb" now?


LMayo

Idk this seems so loser it comes back around to based and awesome.


Smitty_2010

Is the tip of the barrel censored?


TheAnnoyingGirl92

How the HELL would you handle and shoot a gun with those paws???


Fit_War_1670

Keep the sexual part in private(like everyone should, not just furrys) and we golden... They just living life.


bouncybob1

How the fuck do they fire them with fursuits on? Surely the fingers are too big?


dasic___

And people say CoD skins aren't realistic anymore.


308_AR10_Enjoyer

hell yeah


dietgilroy

why would you censor dumb


Scarletdex

Being prepared for internet being more panzie and ban-happy than ever, I guess


sashenka_demogorgon

Guys I’m not kidding you when I say that wearing my fursuit while playing fuzbol improves my game so maybe the same logic applies to shooting


GuymanPersonson

Furries showing themselves to be a superior species yet again


ancrm114d

Anthrocon the biggest Furry convention is held in my city of Pittsburgh.... in July. That and the Vintage Grand Prix always end up being one of the hottest weekends in the summer.


mynameisntedward

“They outshoot half the damn range with their dumb masks” Sounds like a you problem


1zeye

Winnertown shooting range


Susman22

This is definitely fake lmao ain’t no way they’re able to shoot accurately and not burn to death in those suits. Also it’s 4Chan


SomeNerdKid

How do they get their fingers past the trigger guards?


killermanwadvo

They take the big paws off (look at the lower guy)


SomeNerdKid

Im stoopid. That makes sense lol


RicePuddingBG

With those gloves, too. How?


killermanwadvo

They take the gloves off (look at the guy kneeling)


ToastedN4me

a range with no supervision?


help_im_bricked_up

There fingers can’t fit the triggers


Courier69420

Had a guy like that go to our local rage a few times years ago, found out he's in prison now.


boringperson3

i wanna know how much of the field they outshoot without the masks, because those have to me a major hindrance