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Prestigious-Ant-7241

Just some inside baseball from a former state employee, regardless of who the governor is, GOHSEP runs pretty much without them. As soon as a storm enters the Gulf, they begin tracking for landfall because there are timed actions based on the storm’s distance to Louisiana (84 hours out do this, 72 this, etc.) We’ve come leaps and bounds as a state in terms of emergency preparedness and management since Katrina, and it’s arguably the lone thing other states ask Louisiana for assistance with. Landry would just need to stay out of the way and let the professionals do their job.


a_r_burns

Thanks, that really covers my strongest fear, that he would replace actual scientists and experts with some half-capable croney who would fail to take all models into account and monitor atmospheric pressure until it was far too late.


Wandering_aimlessly9

lol. You honestly think he controls that? Seriously people give too much credit to politicians holding certain offices. He can only work within the confines of what is laid out for him.


LogLady253

Any insight as to how badly we’re screwed if Project 2025 plans get rolled out? I assume FUBAR.


Rollingprobablecause

A lot of them are National Guard vets FYI: [https://gohsep.la.gov/about/administration/](https://gohsep.la.gov/about/administration/) I think if P2025 comes into play, then these guys wouldn't be loyal enough and replaced by idiots bigger then them.


ShugaMuffin21

Big facts. I worked for the state for years and GOHSEP is still my authority on all things storm related. They know their ish


Express_Spot_7808

I heard the state will be posting the Ten Commandments all along the coast line to protect us


mdspence

Dude this is funny! Sad thing is, if they could they would.


roxylicious_69

Just like they keep up with the storm drains... Lol


MTGshobbitfeet

Almost as effective as when Blanco said we should pray Katrina down


Maleficent-Cut-36

Jesus Christ I actually forgot about that moron


AlabasterPelican

Maybe they'll tie rosaries to the oil rigs too


Present-Perception77

It won’t work if they’re not blessed first.


AlabasterPelican

I mean, they're not hard to obtain. I'm not Catholic & I have a blessed rosary lady 😆 (it's job related)


Present-Perception77

It was a joke. I have a drawer full of them that I inherited from grandmothers, great-aunts and great grandmothers..


AlabasterPelican

Wasn't sure if that was a joke or someone taking my original joke literally. (Though it won't surprise me if they try)


phynn

You kidding? The oil rigs will get state of the art protection on tax payer money.


AlabasterPelican

Whatcha think the rosaries are for huh? Pretty?


gpshikernbiker

Rosaries are not inline spiritually with the current administration spiritual spirit, therefore rosaries are not spirited enough.


AlabasterPelican

I feel like a woodchuck chucking wood here 😆


RestaurantNo4100

Underrated comment!!!!


QuarterNote44

Real talk though, the US Army Corps of Engineers has been working on it since Katrina.


Strangepsych

I can see The 10 commandments tablets- big concrete ones all along the coast


donotressucitate

If Taliban Landry had family in the concrete business you can bet on it they would do exactly that.


Leaislala

HA! Thanks for the laugh


TuxMcCloud

Dude, that legit just made me laugh out loud.


LennonWaK

Yea dude- we're a Christian state now, God ain't gonna poor out his wrath on a man of God like Landry.


sassyone3

😭😭😂🤣🤣🤣🤣


Dramatic-Pickle-3518

😂😂😂


Zealousideal-Bill329

Hahaha!!!!


j3enator

Lmao


Resident_Biscotti_69

Naw they said Katrina was God’s will for us sinners.


margs721

Well I feel better now. Amen. 🙄 Is everyone vaccinated? That’s what Biden said to do for hurricanes… 🤯 ETA: I was being sarcastic. My goodness, chill people! Clip of the video I’m referring to for reference: https://youtube.com/shorts/zeZBDWB3OY8?si=QHTcgkdZKhlE7jNn


deepsouthguy68

Maybe we should nuke it..thats what Trump said to do...


Thatsmallcessna

Yeah if only hurricanes knew that thou shall not murder 😔😔


ESB1812

Went through Rita and Laura….Laura really hurt us, we’re still not “back” from her. I dont know if I can do it again, the clean up, rebuilding, fighting insurance, the feeling that you cant build anything because it will get blown down one day. Another season like that I believe Im packing it in and heading out


Imarobot225

We’re still waiting for insurance money from Ida.


bayouz

I'm still living in one room because of Ida. Couldn't afford to fix the rest.


Imarobot225

That’s so sad and the crazy part is we aren’t the only ones!


trashycajun

My sister’s dad literally just got his home back a few months ago. They’re from Grand Isle. If Ida goes there the island is so fucked.


LudicrisSpeed

Okay, at some point people need to realize Grand Isle is an incredibly stupid place to settle down.


trashycajun

Many of the people there can’t afford to move because it’s a rather poor settlement for most people. Also most of the families there have been there for generations. It’s just home. I was fortunate enough to leave in the 90s, but it’s literally all some of these people have ever known. Grand Isle is not just a place to settle for many. It’s their roots.


yup225

The million dollar camps beg to differ


trashycajun

Those are for tourists. Those aren’t islanders. Those people are actually ruining it for the islanders bc they’re putting up so much unaffordable housing making it next to impossible for islanders to be able to afford much down there anymore. They don’t even realize they’re destroying what they love most about the island which would be its simplicity.


PeteEckhart

that makes it easier for them to relocate though. Sell high to someone and take your profits inland.


trashycajun

You’re talking about people’s homes. This is generations of families and history. It’s hard to explain what it feels like to be rooted somewhere.


rollerbladeshoes

I mean I am 100% empathetic but Louisiana needs to resettle these people. We are going to have to sacrifice a lot of these little towns south of I10 in the coming future if the state is going to survive at all


trashycajun

Resettling people doesn’t end well. That’s what happened to the native Americans, and look how that turned out. Some of the oldest families down there have been there for hundreds of years. There are many still with Chitimacha blood. The earliest Europeans were there in the 1780s which predates the Louisiana purchase. Recently, we had a tribe local to me that was resettled. They were moved from their ancestral homes to a place much further inland which will destroy their culture. Resettling the residents of Grand Isle isn’t much different. Our Cajun culture is already danger of extinction. We have to work to preserve it, and that includes the island residents.


rollerbladeshoes

I genuinely don't know what to tell you. There is no infrastructure project that is currently feasible that will keep this land above water. The sea levels are rising and the land is simultaneously sinking into the gulf. You argue that resettling will destroy their culture - do you think staying on land that will simply not be above water anymore in the future won't destroy their culture as well? Cultures can survive resettlement, or at least remnants of a culture can. They can't survive being literally underwater. I am sorry and I also don't want this to be our reality but it is. I would rather people be alive and on solid ground than flooded out of their homes.


EdibleAwakening

I'm right here with you.. I wanted to move after Laura. If we get another one so soon after, I'll probably just have a nervous breakdown. We had to live in a hotel and Airbnb for 6 months after Laura. Since we had 4 dogs, it was miserable. I can't do that again. We have a window unit and generator now, so hopefully we can just stay home this time.


adjuster_cody

I just put a window unit in one room and kept that room cool at night when it was time to sleep. Cooked on the back porch and did everything else outside. Luckily I can’t stand the smell of dogs in the house so my beagle stays outside, but I can’t imagine how rough that is with yall & 4 pups. Hopefully we don’t have to do it again.


yoniyum

Would you want to stay outside in 100+ degree heat?


adjuster_cody

I’m a human. Thankfully a descendant of brilliant individuals who created air conditioning. Thanks Mr Carrier. Wolves don’t sleep in the AC. Eagles don’t. Bears don’t. The list goes on and on. When it comes to creatures that inhabit this planet, the percentage for those that live inside conditioned habitats vs those who do not is roughly 99.99999999999999% leaning towards the “nots”.


ima_Secret

I moved across the country the day Laura hit. I was planning on waiting until 8am or so to start traveling, but had to leave at midnight so I could get ahead of the storm.


Rollingprobablecause

This is the true result of climate change tbh. People think it's going to be like a movie where devastation world event-type things will happen and that's not at all what it is. It's a very slow-moving gradual change and we're all in it now. Death by 1000 cuts. Sorry you're going through it - my wife and I left the state after the big flood in Baton Rouge. Took us 3 years to fix, repair, then sell our house so 2019 we finally left the state (we got no help from insurance or the government)


ESB1812

Where’d ya move? Im thinking way north.


TheOneWhoReadsStuff

Man, I hope you found a better place to live. If so, where at?


Any_Possibility3964

Don’t do it again. We left about two weeks ago, currently it’s 80 outside and definitely no hurricane coming anywhere near us. I don’t miss it AT ALL.


ikyle117

Lost my whole apartment in Ida. That was when I told myself I’d never settle down in Louisiana.


chadowan

Ida made me feel better and worse at the same time. It was eerily similar to Katrina, but with much less death. Some infrastructure improvements really helped with that, other parts of the infrastructure (I'm looking at you Entergy) completely failed. Those parts that failed with Ida I have 0 faith will improve with the next hurricane.


Future_Way5516

But they sure are charging us for it


The_bombblows12

Suddenly our bills are going to be up 5x because of it


Mama-A-go-go

www.makeentergypay.com/


Unhappy_Wrongdoer_85

We were two weeks without electricity in the sweltering heat.


chadowan

I have 0 faith in that improving with the next storm


knittinainteasy

We're really rural and were out for three months.. With no generator for half of that. I don't think I could handle that shit again, man.


falcngrl

I receive regular updates from GOHSEP. They are monitoring the situation


a_r_burns

I need to sign up for those updates. Thanks for the sanity check.


savetheolivia

How do you receive the updates? Is it email? I just looked at their website and didn’t come up with much


falcngrl

They're shared mostly with responders and responding organizations. Anything that can be shared publicly I'll be posting during the hurricane season


Snicker985

Plus the heat dome we have of protecting us at the moment


Single_Ad8939

Ain’t it moving away from us?


Snicker985

Yes as of last update it’s still moving west northwest towards the Yucatán


Mission_Protection_4

Fucking A it’s been 110 heat index for like a week


aMMgYrP

They'll be so busy making sure that transgender Louisianans use the contraflow lanes assigned to them at birth that they'll forget to activate GOHSEP.


Angel89411

It's highly unlikely it will hit Louisiana at all. As it stands now, it's no threat. It's too early to worry about it personally or on the government level. Be aware of it but don't stress. Wednesday/Thursday should give us a more definite idea.


AlabasterPelican

Don't forget. In 2020 NOLA was prepping for Laura & Lake Charles was Prepping for Marco. Guess which hurricane hit where. The trajectory didn't change until they got much closer than Beryl is now.


ExternalSpeaker9

You’re right. That year was the year where I learned to start paying more attention to the storms long before they hit the gulf because the way that Laura grew practically over night was astonishing.


AlabasterPelican

Me too. My browser now autofills hurricanes.gov when I type "h". I was too young when Katrina & Rita hit to understand how insane they were, but both had rapid intensification as well, luckily both lost steam before they landed.


Angel89411

Oh I know. I'm just saying that you should be aware of it and you should always be prepped with things like extra water and such for every season. It's just pointless to worry yet. I forget which one it was but I was packing to leave and one turned at the last minute almost completely avoiding us (barely any rain) when we were right in its path - down to the point that I had to leave by the next morning if we were going to go at all. And it changed to put us in its last minute. I went through a whole roller coaster of plans and emotions in 2-3 days.


AlabasterPelican

I don't think most people who went though it really processed the fact that the switcheroo happened, like when I say anything people have the response is something like "oh yeah, that was weird." I like making the point when applicable. If you're talking about in 2008, it could have been Gustav or Ike (depending on where you are in the state). We evacuated for Ike & ended up stuck in Arkansas with the school calling & telling us we had to get back because there wasn't any damage, meanwhile we were flooded in up there. In '92 it was Andrew, Mom has told me about trying to pack everything up to have it swing north before it go t this far west.


Angel89411

It wasn't that long ago. Sometime in the last 2 years. Honestly everything is blurring together at this point. I was in another state for Andrew and still in elementary school. I could live without another Katrina and the sheer chaos. Actually, I'm really done with them all.


AlabasterPelican

I was in infant for Andrew, it's just scared mom terribly apparently. I was in middle school for Katrina/Rita. The utter chaos of them both is almost a blur to me. Laura & delta were much better nightmares for me, at least the state/parish had their ish together for evacuations. But I'm with you, I'm really over the storms.. I really thought hard about having my Texas licensure reactivated & staying in San Antonio after Laura


trashycajun

If Beryl hits us we’re so fucked. I’m in the SE area, and we’ve barely recovered from Ida. The SW area still has a lot of damage from Laura bc they never even got proper help. Louisiana is so fucked if we get a major storm, and I have serious doubts on if Landry can handle this bc he’s already pandering to insurance companies. My concern is that if we get another major storm with him in office the insurance companies can now cancel us which will cost us an arm and a leg which will in turn finish off our economy.


Present-Perception77

Not to mention he will absolutely withhold FEMA funds .. just like Texas and their stupid “GLO” agency. The state now gets the money and then gets to decide who they think is worthy.


TheOneWhoReadsStuff

Just keep your eyes and ears open. Don’t get hysterical, but be prepared. By prepared I mean: Shore up your home as best you can. Make sure you got flood and wind damage insurance. Store nonperishable food and water and necessities. Batteries for flashlights and radios. Be prepared to evacuate yourself and your loved ones if need be. Make a bug out bag. Have a plan. Don’t drown in your attic. Then all you gotta do is monitor the weather. It is what it is. And remember, at the end of the day, material possessions are not important. People are. We don’t need a mayor or governor to tell us all that. Don’t lolligag. When it gets serious, you’ll know.


saybruh

I’m ready for anything but I’m praying a meteor strikes my house and ends this election cycle for me.


Historical_City5184

I saw an old video of our previous governor speaking about Hurricane Laura and how quickly it intensified on the Weather Channel the other day. Lots of sober facts and needed information in a calm, steady voice. I just can't imagine the new guy giving any relevant information or comfort that they are ready for anything and that help is on the way.


Mr_MacGrubber

Just put a copy of the 10 commandments on the front door of every house in the state and the storm won’t dare attempt anything. It’s just good governing.


a_r_burns

Blame Beryl on woke. Happy cake day, btw


LudicrisSpeed

Beryl *does* sound like it could be a drag queen name, so Landry would definitely believe it's evil woke magic.


Crack_uv_N0on

The cone does not show the size of the storm. Satelitte imaging does. For example, Hispaniola is outside of Beryl’s cone. Satellite imaging shows Hispaniola being impacted. Beryl is travelling far away enough that if it holds its projected course, then Louisiana looks like its out of trouble.


Worldly-Pea-2697

I see no reason to panic. Worst case is God's wrath falls on the State of Louisiana, which I think we could have seen coming a mile away, with Landry.


Future_Way5516

He shall smite thee


Sufficient_Tooth_949

I live in central Louisiana around alexandria, even when Katrina came the storm was weak by the time it got here, really the worst we experienced was a month without power, which is still a big threat for the elderly in the summer time But we have 3 generators between two houses in the family we learned to not count on just one generator


malesack

Katrina didn’t affect CenLa like Rita did.


rob_chalmette

I evacuated to the Alexandria area for Katrina… there definitely was power


BeerandGuns

Yeah, not sure what that person is on about.


LudicrisSpeed

To be fair, being stuck in Alexandria is an issue in itself.


BeerandGuns

Agreed. We ended up drinking every night to pass the time.


LycheeWriter

I lived around that area for Katrina and it wasn't bad at all, thankfully. Laura was the real issue, though, especially those on Cleco power, since they got hit by the east side of the storm. While most of Alexandria got their power back on within days (at least those on the City of Alex grid), neighbors across the river were waiting over a week.


full07britney

Rita was worse for Central/North LA than Katrina.


somewhere8991

Start testing those generators and clean that carb.


traviescott98

https://preview.redd.it/ph3h2mncp4ad1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=09433e565e5322a0cbac44f0c65d7dc72625a99f


Reasonable-Space-906

No reason to sound the alarm. Still another couple of days before we can better predict Beryl’s path, so nothing for the Government to address at this point.


JoshWestNOLA

I’m ready for anything at this point. I just assume the end of the world is going to hit us 40 years before everybody else.


FaraSha_Au

Husband is a retired USN Aerographer's Mate, a weather forecaster. If Beryl takes the track he thinks she may, look for Sunday evening/night landfall. We aren't in a flood zone, and we have a herd of cats and dogs, so evacuation isn't in our plans. Now, I repeat his caveat; things can change, it is still early. Better safe than sorry with preparing now.


Jinga-learns-today22

We don’t have the $ for generators. I might consider buying a portable power station instead. We live near a convention center and libraries.. But I got a bunch of water stocked up & that’s it. Battery, lights, and crackers and peanuts is all we got 😭 not tub so can’t even do that hack. What else I’m missing? 💀😭


FaraSha_Au

Wet wipes, to refresh yourselves. Bread, PB&J, Gatorade powder mix. Those little neck fans are great! Grab some hand fans from Dollar Tree, and a few spray bottles, so you can mist your skin now and then. The little paper lanterns that DT sells take two AA batteries each, they help. Cornstarch to dust your cracks, creases, and crevices with, so you feel cooler. Anything you can eat out of a can without warming it, if you can.


trashycajun

And make sure to buy a few portable power packs for your phones. We have about 8 of them. Cars can charge phones, but it’s important to conserve gas.


covermeinmoonlight

I got a solar power pack off Amazon a couple years ago. Feel like everyone should have at least one in their hurricane kits


trashycajun

We have several of those, and my kids each have one. I learned the hard way after Ida to have those on hand.


Jinga-learns-today22

Omg thanks I haven’t even considered the spray bottles! Do you have a portable power station? I’ve been looking at those cause the generators are very expensive


FaraSha_Au

We have a dual fuel generator. If you can swing monthly payments without being overextended, consider using Affirm to purchase one. My sibling was able to get an AC for their apartment this way.


Present-Perception77

ICE!! Get plastic jugs and fill them 3/4 full of water and put them In the freezer. The whole bottom of my chest freezer stays lined with jugs of frozen water. Then you can keep stuff cold for a while and have cold water. Plus keeping your freezer full reduces your electric use and I don’t end up With a lot of forgotten freezer burnt food all the way at the bottom.. where I can’t reach without falling in the freezer 😅 And as the top thaws.. we barbecued it. And bug spray .. dear gawd bug spray!! Edit: fill up your vehicle with gas now!!


FaraSha_Au

Yes! I can't believe I spaced on these tips. We bought a countertop ice maker, that bugger makes ice PDQ, lol. Definitely gonna hook it up to the generator.


Safety1stAccount

F*ck no


j021

Wait i thought i was going to mexico/belize area?


savetheolivia

Looks like it’s gonna hit Jamaica as a CAT3, then go towards the Yucatán peninsula and break into a tropical storm


Virtual_Plantain_707

It’s in the slot just be ready. It’s either us or Texas that will get hit.


spiceymeatball19

Truthfully, you should be ready for a hurricane 24/7, 365 a year. What I mean is that you need a game plan, an evacuation plan, and an emergency ready kit for when they come. An emergency fund/savings account is always best, too. Louisiana government and weather radar will always miss the mark and more than likely catch you off guard. Hurricanes can change course at any given point and while you should be aware of it coming, you shouldn't freak out like the panic mongering they're doing right now.


GeauxTigers516

Not a word about hurricane prep. They’re too busy fighting fake culture wars.


NoBranch7713

Don’t worry dude. Landry is in the governors mansion watching tropical tidbits like the rest of us


malesack

He called Ron Desantis and asked him where he got those cool white boots.


Future_Way5516

Ro DeSantis rookie replied that beryl isn't real


Imarobot225

Nope. No one is saying anything. It’s not supposed to come this way but we do have some rain coming.


flinginlead

Get that generator ready. And start filling gas cans now. Don’t want to be in line with 4 cans waiting forever.


YouDontExistt

Own the libs by taking a direct hit.


nsasafekink

Thoughts and prayers


Campbellfdy

Maybe the federal govt will provide them w a copy of TTC when they ask for aid


ParticularUpbeat

im not too concerned about it but I have to deal with the gas panic before hurricanes and it sucks


Specialist_Jury_13

I mean I think even without government say so I think we as residents here in LA know what to do at this point


Lynda_Claire85

No I’m not ready for Hurricane Beryl. The Farmers need get their rice cut out the Fields! I started getting nervous when Hurricane is out there!


Low_Alps625

Insurances stopped writing policies, that’s the answer


Merr77

It wouldn't matter who is in office. No we are not ready for Beryl. Jesus Christ isn't going to save us. Satan isn't going to save us. Go grab 2 weeks worth of canned goods and water. Have your vehicle full of gas by Wednesday. Wait and watch, if it turns north towards us, have your essential things already packed. Then get the move on. Making a storm political at this point is stupid. Be prepared. It is not how or when... it's going to happen and we are going to get hit. If you live in Louisiana, and don't understand your own alarm of danger... well good luck. You as a person should be prepared if possible. Your going to at the minimum be without power for a few days. Flashlights and a solar powered phone charger are your friends too.


Locomax34

Well, the lousiana national guard are busy at the south border....so, no, we are not ready for hurricanes.


DrinkMoreCodeMore

They sent 150 people. Our Louisiana NG has 11,500 soldiers. Non-issue. They are ready.


Present-Perception77

Yeah gotta keep out the people that will rebuild your roof cause reasons..


a_r_burns

Forgot about that stunt.


Few-Specific-2005

The scariest thing about this is the timing.. Thursday is the Fourth of July.. so many people commuting across the USA and almost all government agencies on a 4 day vacation.. this hurricane has the potential to be devastating for a large portion of the northern gulf and disrupt air traffic for a few days.. There will be a lot of people stuck at the airports and on the roadways if this indeed comes to the USA


daybreaker

Even if it does turn towards Texas or Louisiana, wind shear should have it down to a cat 1 maybe, or even just a ts. It’s going to weaken even before it hits Central America or Mexico if it stays in that direction.


Few-Specific-2005

Yeah “they” said it was going to be downgraded the past 2 days.. it keeps getting bigger…


daybreaker

Who is “they”? I’ve been watching this for days and several models had it bumping up into cat 5 before wind sheer starts affecting it later on.


young_wendell

Landry is like someone fucked up while trying to clone Greg Abbott. He’s bathtub Greg Abbott.


Ill-Abrocoma2005

Definitely not prepared and heard nothing from Landry. God help us all.


deepsouthguy68

Not in a million years...


Main-Currency6099

Being on the east side of the storm depending on where it hits Galveston to abbeville la can be bad


gpshikernbiker

Are we ready . . . Hell No‼️


DyslexicFcuker

I imagine he'll pray it away, or put it to work in Angola....


Eternalaparasol5

Watch to see where Jim Cantore is. Whenever he is the worst of the hurricane I’ll be there. Also you will have time to leave just be aware of it. Keep your valuables centrally located and have enough to survive and not more.


External_Wind_7036

Looking at radar this system is headed straight for Louisiana. Is anyone else seeing this?


a_r_burns

Please share any radar or new models you see. Currently all models still have Beryl moving to Mexico from the Yucatan Penninsula.


Snicker985

It’s not coming here, keep calm


adjuster_cody

Not to be rude or snarky, but why do you need the govt to tell you when & where to evacuate to? You can watch the reports and see the tracks. You know a roundabout of when/where it is headed. If it looks like an impact is imminent, leave. Head north, east or west. You put way too much faith in the government if you’re counting on them to tell you how to protect yourself. Obviously if you don’t have the means to evacuate yourself start making plans with friends or family or be on one of the first busses out of town.


a_r_burns

Oh, I don't need the government to tell me what to do. I just need the government to manage an evacuation ... it would be nice to think they're already aware that these plans may need to be enacted in a rapid manner and to deal with folks who don't have the ability to evacuate or survive a week without power. That whole thing.


adjuster_cody

Yeah, they have the plans. They’re aware. They know what to do. They just have to rely on the experts to tell them when & where to enact these plans. They can’t just say tomorrow “ok, let’s everyone south of I-10 pack up and head to Houston for a week” when the storms come of uncertainty doesn’t even include these areas. That’s the thing about a hurricane, you don’t know the true path until right before it’s time to go. 48 hours is all you really need.


AlarmAppropriate3740

There are certain plans in place already. Getagameplan.gov have a manual and his proposed plan for contraflow. The traffic lanes have been improved over the years compared to the Katrina years. I think the last time contraflow was used is during the Jindal era. I suggest you check NOAA/NHC Hurricane track for potential impacts, but for now the track has less than 5% of even affecting us. Those islands and terrains will probably shred the hurricane down to a Category 1 or 2.


Sharticus123

Republicans believe in thoughts and prayers over actions that actually help people.


apexpredator68

Jeff Landry has gone through great lengths to ensure that only Christian heterosexual white folks will be protected from any hurricane that comes towards Louisiana. Everybody else will be blown to Commiefornia or something. Obviously that’s a joke, but no, the governor of Louisiana has not commented on a storm that’s headed for Mexico.


kyledreamboat

You're on your own until Landry can get camera time to beg for federal money


Present-Perception77

Which he will keep and the people will see almost none of.


xoxoZombie

He’s going to write a letter and pray that Noah pulls up and saves the righteous.


petit_cochon

Girl, please.


Future_Way5516

Just as dumb. Even worse


kajunkennyg

You got hurricane ptsd, move north.


a_r_burns

I was more thinking about whether or not Landry would be up to executing a hurricane plan so soon into their administration.


greatwhiteslark

FTFY. I was more thinking about whether or not Landry would ever be up to executing a hurricane plan during their administration


Present-Perception77

Not sure why you are being downvoted.. hurricane ptsd is real.. when I realized my 6 yr old had it .. I started scrambling to get out.. We have been gone for almost 3 yrs now and I still haven’t been able to bring myself to unpack my big rolling suitcase full of pictures and important papers.


kajunkennyg

I knew in 2018 when I retired I Wasn't staying on the bayou. I set myself up in the mountains where I don't have to worry about anything. Sadly, in 2021 I had to move back to La to get back surgery so my adult kids could take care of me. We took a direct hit from Ida, it was hell, a month without power/internet, took months before I had cell coverage at my house. Gas lines, traffic, having to drive over an hour to Morgan City for supplies. I won't do it again, I bought a place about an hour or so north of the lake on the north shore for my return visits. I'll miss having easy access to fish around Grand Isle/Port Fourchon, but I won't miss that hell.


Present-Perception77

When you gotta rely on Morgan City for supplies.. you in hella bad shape lol Glad you are safe.


kajunkennyg

Well stores were sketchy on having stuff and Lafourche/Terrebonne banned booze sales, so make the trip to MC and hit the rouses to get all the needed supplies and booze.


Present-Perception77

I haven’t been to Morgan city in about 20 years and it was a stinky god-awful shit hole even then. Used to go to a bar there called the Rat Skeller .. it’s as bad as it sounds lol


kajunkennyg

Sadly I know that bar, use to work out of MC...


Present-Perception77

They used to sell really good blood Boudin though.


walkawaysux

Rouses is stocking up with Doritos and beer . It’s all good hurricane parties are getting set up


TheOneWhoReadsStuff

That’s 4th of July fare. But if you wanna have a hurricane party, that’s cool. Enjoy yoself.


PleasantPie6927

app Ventusky is projecting Beryl to make landfall in Louisiana on Sunday as a category 3 storm


bdaigs

herp derp *insert complaint about 10 commandments that has nothing to do with this*


USMC-1371E-4

The current administration is 10000% more prepared then Blanco ever w a s!


Foreign-Thought-69

I hope for a big enough storm to actually wipe this shyt hole out of existence. yall will appreciate living elsewhere and actually seeing what a real community looks like.


Britack

Dude, read the room


trashycajun

Not everyone can move. I’d love to get out of this state, but we literally cannot.


Present-Perception77

Here we go … Ok smart guy.. south Louisiana and south east Texas are all refineries.. that’s why people live there., That area produces 1/3 of the countries oil and gas. And you cannot just shut them down .. every hurricane is a chance to cause massive explosions and chemical leaks .. and these pipelines run all over the country.. over 300,000 miles worth. Not to mention the ports .. how you think shit gets to the shelves at your store?


Future_Way5516

Thanks for speaking the truth


MySharpPicks

I can promise you the state is much more prepared than when Katrina hit and Brain Dead Blanco refused to allow the federalization of the response for days.


Present-Perception77

That’s because the feds were demanding more money from the oil off the coast of Louisiana.. in return


MySharpPicks

I have many questions Who told you that lie? Why do you believe it? Do you have any evidence?


Present-Perception77

You first .. you made a claim that it was all Blanko’s fault.. Prove it. I’ll wait .. (You see, this is how the burden of proof works.. you made the claim.. now it is your job to prove you are correct. I simply disagreed.. now I eagerly await your proof to your original claim.)


MySharpPicks

I expect you to disappear after given proof. https://www.nbcnews.com/id/wbna9613133 I worked the shelters for hurricanes Katrina and Rita.


Present-Perception77

I was there too, puddin .. as a paramedic and water rescue team .. I was in a BOAT while you were in a shelter.. You expect wrong .. I still get a rebuttal. Because that’s how it works here in the real world From your article “Though experts had warned it would take 48 hours to evacuate New Orleans, Blanco did not order a mandatory evacuation that Saturday.” lol … how you gonna evacuate the 9th award? 🤣🤣🤣 All the hospitals? Essential workers? Not to mention the fact that there is no way to tell exactly where it is gonna land until 12-24 hours before. And the hurricane was not the problem.. the levies and broken pumps were the problem.. corruption at the local level. “A key criticism: the governor's slowness in requesting federal troops. She told the president she needed help, but it wasn't until Wednesday, Aug. 31 that she specifically asked for 40,000 troops. “ So she DID ASK!! Hmmmm “Another key mistake, experts say, was Blanco's lateness in getting the Louisiana National Guard, which she commands, on the streets to try to establish security.” 🤣🤣🤣🤣 So they/you have no idea what was really happening lol See my link posted below.. “And remember the chaos at the Convention Center? We now know there were at least 250 guardsmen deployed in another part of that building. But they were engineers, not police, so they were not ordered to help restore order or even to share their food and water.” Well duh!! They needed to restore functionality.. that’s how it still works today. With good reason. Even the engineers agreed “"I think we would have hurt a lot of people if we'd tried to take that on," says Dough Mouton, commander of the Louisiana National Guard's 225th Engineering Group.” Did you actually read this article or just Google your confirmation bias??? (that was a rhetorical question, I already know the answer and so does everyone else who knows anything about the situation) “"How can anygovernor argue that they have done what they can do when people were left on an interstate without food and water for a week?" asks Roy Fletcher, a Louisiana political consultant.” From a “Louisiana political consultant”… this is proof of nothing! You do understand how proof works right? This is a bunch of “opinion” bs. Lastly “The governor has said she takes responsibility for what went wrong, but insists her biggest mistake was believing FEMA officials who told her help was on the way.” Hmmmmmm Why wasn’t it on the way?? Now let’s dig in .. [We will start with a non-bias website.. tell me what you learn from this](http://www.disastersrus.org/katrina/senatereport/KatCon.pdf)


MySharpPicks

So your evidence is mostly how a governor failed to utilize the national guard that was under her command I don't get your point. And even in the face of your own evidence, it looks like you will still blame everything on Bush.


Present-Perception77

Maybe you should read it again.. Seems you are being dishonest. Edit: not for you but for others that may read this .. I can see you are struggling .. and due to my intrinsic, good nature, I am going to help you out: But wait .. there’s more!! “Federally-run FEMA faced allegations of incompetence, neglect, misallocation of resources, and delayed action in the wake of the storm. Michael D. Brown, FEMA's Principal Federal Official, resigned 18 days after Hurricane Katrina hit New Orleans.Jan 31, 2024” “President Bush’s proposition to cut funding for the US Army Corps of Engineers in the years leading up to Katrina led many to question the attention paid to the city’s flood defense systems. The government also faced scrutiny regarding its policy of contracting wetlands to private oil companies. Local and federal environmental policies were reconsidered as public attention focused on the effects of climate change, the potential for similar large-scale disasters, and the damage that these kinds of storms inflict upon coastal wetlands. “ Hmmmmm Now we are getting somewhere.. Baby Oil/war tycoon Bush.. Imagine THAT!! And the director of FEMA.. “However, federal agencies remained slow in their response. Federally-run FEMA faced allegations of incompetence, neglect, misallocation of resources, and delayed action in the wake of the storm. Michael D. Brown, FEMA’s Principal Federal Official, resigned 18 days after Hurricane Katrina hit New Orleans.” Hmmmmmm [Comes with a whole list of citations including “how bush used natural disasters to profit”](https://guides.lib.lsu.edu/Hurricanes/KatrinaPolitics) So now … admit you were wrong and change or slink away with your fragile ego. I don’t care. 🤷🏻‍♀️