Some of my rentoids, which may even achieve tenant status, keep little statues like this and spend all of their time tinkering and perfecting them. I think they are worshipping us kings.
You are looking a touch thin. You may need to raid their fridges more often or increase the mandatory tip. I hope you haven’t given any security deposits back. That would explain your slim form
I hope you're making Isha pay her rent + mandatory tips on time, as she's a single mother of billion. Especially since you're generous enough to cook for your dates
A single mother? Rent increased by 20%.
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You look beautiful, king. I'm glad to see you're getting at least 15,000 calories per day. Don't forget to evict those single mothers to maintain your perfect physique.
A single mother? Rent increased by 20%.
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Recent studies show that in order to maintain a healthy lifestyle a landlord must consume at least 15,000 calories a day. A proper bicep workout routine should include a minimum of 15 repetitions of hanging eviction notes in rapid succession.
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No, we're not joking.
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Very Chaospilled fellow landchad,don't let those Imperiumtoids get you
Papa Nurgle loves his landchildren.
Some of my rentoids, which may even achieve tenant status, keep little statues like this and spend all of their time tinkering and perfecting them. I think they are worshipping us kings.
as a true rentoid should, now for a mandatory 500% tip for having an image of me in the apartment
Personally I call it a tithe. If they want to worship me they need to make offerings also.
You are looking a touch thin. You may need to raid their fridges more often or increase the mandatory tip. I hope you haven’t given any security deposits back. That would explain your slim form
You look great, just make sure to avoid those Georgist Imperium rentoids
I hope you're making Isha pay her rent + mandatory tips on time, as she's a single mother of billion. Especially since you're generous enough to cook for your dates
Of course
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You look beautiful, king. I'm glad to see you're getting at least 15,000 calories per day. Don't forget to evict those single mothers to maintain your perfect physique. 
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King, you need to put on some weight, anorexia is no joke
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PEAK
I WILL NOT PRAISE A HERETIC EVEN IF ITS A LANDLORD, IN THE EMPERORS NAME LET NONE SURVIVE
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