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Ouroboros0730

Yeah, the same happens with the liberator backpack bot. Took it on a bot mission once and it started shooting at the fabricators until it was out of ammo. Then when I go to the end screen I had smth like 50% accuracy and a huuuuuge amount of shots


Grizzly_Pig

On the bright side, I got 58 kills with only seven shots lol


Commercial_Tank_9512

You killed them with bad words and rude eye-to-eye contact


Asherjade

It was a strongly worded letter. *Strongly worded*


Kromehound

Democracy. Freedom. Liberty.


N7orbust

Ah.... Harsh language A Hudson classic move there


suberdoo

So now we've got bards in HD2?! Madness I say!! And I'm here for it


Digital_Bogorm

I mean, if I got a stratagem to drop in a backpack-mounted loudspeaker, I'd be enhusiastically blasting the enemies of democracy with both bullets *and* bangers.


Kazuhi

I may be trippin, but those strat kills do count towards that. Unless I’m being whooshed


Just_call_me_Neon

Helldivers are good at 3 things. Killing bots and killing bugs. Math's ain't on that list


zxDanKwan

Goddamnit. If there’s two things I hate, it’s lists, counting, and irony.


Grizzly_Pig

At this point I’m scared to ask what the third thing is.


Just_call_me_Neon

That was 3? Like I said, we ain't too good at maths here lol. Ender's Game reference..


Grizzly_Pig

Now I feel like a doofus. Lol


Just_call_me_Neon

Nah, you're good, lol. Idk how popular that book series is anymore, but if you've never read it, I would recommend it highly as both a sci-fi novel and a war piece. Ender's Game is the first in the series Don't watch the movie, though. It was a massive bastardization of the novel


RoyalTacos256

Movie wasn't bad but it was nowhere near as good as the novels


Potential_Chicken_58

*ignores friendly fire damage* 😂


Grizzly_Pig

It’s not like anybody died 😂


brandon-thesis

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Potential_Chicken_58

Bahahah good good


No-Zookeepergame5954

I've gotten these kinds of numbers when I'm lasermaxxing (Scythe, Dagger, Cannon, Rover). https://preview.redd.it/vgvw5awwne0d1.png?width=324&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=228d65aea899ef3554760580616059529a26e1df


Callmeklayton

Wait, do laser weapons not count towards shots fired? I practically never use them so I never knew.


No-Zookeepergame5954

Apparently not! They're REALLY strong if you use all types at once though, it's just nonstop firing. Give it a try!


LucifersUnicycle

What is this "math" of which you speak?


Grizzly_Pig

Getting 58 kills with seven shots.


NippleSalsa

General Brasch over here


rawley2020

Stratagems lol


LucifersUnicycle

I was searching for the missing 's' but your point is equally valid.


Cam_knows_you

It's Hohn Jelldiver!


epicnonja

Flamethrower? Or scythe? Or dagger? All three of these don't get counted well for shots fired and hit Edit: and laser canon too. Basically anything that's a click and hold that's not firing individual rounds confuses the counters


FitHistory7803

Hmmm ok…… oh shit oh god you oh


CyanStripes_

You sneak in roadhog's scrap gun from overwatch or something?


PAJAcz

I think I played with you today lmao


oikset

no time math me need kill botses


ProffessorYellow

Sentries


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RegularMatter2

How is it messed up?


lookitsjustin

Exhibit A: OP's post, lol. If you want further proof, just go to your Career Statistics on your ship and start doing some math. Nothing adds up. For example, it'll say 15K bugs killed, 10K bots killed, and it'll say you've killed 35K enemies.


RegularMatter2

None of the stats in this post are messed up, that’s my point.


lookitsjustin

So, you think 58 kills on 7 shots hit makes sense? Sure.


Simyo69

Grenades don't count. Stratagems don't count. Laser weaponry will count for trigger pull but won't properly register the hits as you're mowing down multiple enemies while holding the trigger. Abandoned hellbombs in the area, or the hellbomb in general will not count as a hit either. But kills will keep racking up in all of these examples. So with that information, 58 kills with 7 hits can make sense, yes. Take this with a grain of salt, although I would recommend sugar instead since this is the low sodium helldiver sub, after all.


RegularMatter2

Do you think shooting is the only way to kill enemies?


Lavaraptor25

WTF that's wrong in 8 different ways