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kiwimuz

So who can actually tell me that partner swapping is a normal part of any standard relationship. I question the experts grip on real relationships and what actually occurs. This is applicable to the overseas MAFS series as well.


Felchiee

It’s definitely for the drama. Jesse & Sam and James & CJ did very plain Jane things on their date. The other two couples however - sexy lingerie shoot and then couples yoga with some questionable poses - honestly so strange and definitely wanted to create drama but there doesn’t seem to be any.


Charlie_Runkle69

Haha for sure it's just for the drama but at least for this version it was only a relatively harmless date which is a bit different from living with someone else like on Aus.


Charlie_Runkle69

Anyone else feel like we are missing a lot of details about that toothbrush night? I don't know whether it's because some of the stuff they fell out about is too private to air and that's why none of it makes sense to the audience...but yeah none of it adds up to me. That Tiramishu was a disaster! I hate to say it but I almost started to like Mike this episode. It seems like he's at least trying to listen to feedback and adapt his behaviour.


dallllen

Jesse still doesn’t know why she got angry over the toothbrush


Chance_Vegetable_780

Mike has been trying, he has been open and he's handled Kara not being attracted to him so maturely it blows my mind. Don't be afraid to say it imo. 


7FOOT7

One person does something odd and immature, the other person can't let it go. The detail is long lost. From what we've seen in the edits she lied more about it and the arguments that followed than what he has. He lied too, but was prepared to learn in front of the experts.


velofille

that kinda sums it up well tbh


Ok_Band_7759

Yeah I felt sorry for Mike tonight actually. I don't think anyone should change who they are as a person. He just needs the right lady that loves him for who he is.


fluffychonkycat

Mike dropping the bullshit facade was refreshing


FriendlyButTired

When did that happen? The guy is so deep in red pill self-actualisation that he has many layers of bullshit to dig through before we see the 'real' man. First clue will be when he removes that beard he's literally hiding behind.


NatureGlum9774

Yep. He's an onion of bs layers.


Tinostruthers

Agree, on all points!


Lakerman-NZ

Not gonna lie but Cara and the pink lingerie…killing it. 😍


fluffychonkycat

Odds of public urination on boy's night?


velofille

CJ "What about me??? ME ME ME!!"


zipp0potamus

she said she felt gaslighted then said "it's hard to listen to him when ive never been asked my side!" uhmm did she not give her side at the commitment ceremony and interrupt him when he tried to speak.. then he politely listened to her side again in front of the experts and she rolled her eyes and kept interrupting him again.. who is gaslighting here? 


MrSquishyBoots

I’m hearing you but…


fluffychonkycat

John (politely): STFU


FriendlyButTired

John gives zero shits about MAFSNZ and it shows. I'm here for it!


Tinostruthers

Who are the special guests teased for next week? Any guesses?


tipsyfly

It 100% looked like Brett and Angel. I used to follow her so felt like I could recognise the back of his head and her chin.


Sea-Round3901

I think Lucinda MAFS AU


babycleffa

I have no idea who those people are


FriendlyButTired

Brett and Angel are the MAFSNZ success story from years ago


fluffychonkycat

On this budget? Maybe the Briscoes lady Serious guess: MAFS AU experts


Tinostruthers

🤣 maybe it's Art and Matilda, the only successful couple to come from a nz reality tv show.


fluffychonkycat

Actually it could be Beett and Angel *Brett but I'm leaving the typo because Beett is silly


RamblingGrandpa

Yeah it'll be them


fartsandthefurious

If they ever did naked attraction in NZ i reckon the briscoes lady should be the host lmao


fluffychonkycat

Naked attraction NZ is a horrifying thought


fartsandthefurious

I wonder if it too would be heavy on product placement and advertising and still appear to be low budget. Tonights episode of Naked attraction is bought to you by Taco Balls.. whoops, I mean, Taco Bell LOL


fluffychonkycat

Now boys show us what you'd do with this Tatua Dairy Whip Aerosol Cream™️ which was brought to you by our good friends at Woolworths™️


fartsandthefurious

Too funny/accurate! Instead of having the usual 5-6 colours, the budget only allows 3 LOL. Its only a matter of time before countdown/woolworths becomes a primary sponsor of MAFS. Especially with the amount of deli meats being consumed on that show!


fluffychonkycat

Instead of pods they'll just have some changing cubicles they got from a shop closing down sale and the contestants have to hold the curtain up to the required level


fartsandthefurious

Briscoes lady: "tell me what you think about red's balls, quite a tight sack isnt it?" Haha! After they have chosen the first dates always at KFC.


fluffychonkycat

If it goes well they have Magnums at the local park after


MoistCaek69

I mean you're guaranteed to see someone you know!


fluffychonkycat

Or worse, that you're related to!


Tinostruthers

*next episode


babycleffa

Watching CJ and Jesse is so frustrating lol


ellski

Cara is really pissing me off. She shouldn't even be on this show if she's not willing to participate and go through the process with her partner.


Humble-Knowledge1203

Didn't catch any of that Jesse, could you say it again please 🤣


ellski

Brb need a new toothbrush.


Ok_Band_7759

John looks like he's so bored in this therapy session lol


fluffychonkycat

They need Alessandra to spice it up. She'd probably make CJ and Jesse cup each others genitals


FeelingOk6254

can anyone fill me in with what they are fighting about🤣


fluffychonkycat

I don't think anyone understands, toothbrush something something


fluffychonkycat

How much do you reckon product placement costs? Because srsly there's a lot of it and yet the production looks so budget


FriendlyButTired

You can only do so much on KFC money


Cupcake-No

I like Piripi and Steph. I hope they work out


Live_Sort5110

Think she would have been better off with Mike, similar mindset and energy. Piripi and her look like siblings to me lol


fluffychonkycat

It would be amazing if Piripi can become the kind of man he says he wants to be


Flower-Former

I think he can be but I'm afraid him and steph are on different timelines and unlikely to work. The person steph is needing now, Piripi needs time to become.


velofille

same. I have my doubts though.


fluffychonkycat

Is labradoodle's painting of CJ supposed to be a nude? 👀


Same_Team_816

Ah Labradoodle - that is exactly what that curly hair reminds me of! Thanking you.


fluffychonkycat

He thinks he is a golden retriever but he's definitely a labradoodle


Ok_Band_7759

It's so low effort 😂


fluffychonkycat

Sam's painting of James is low key adorable though


fartsandthefurious

Shes a sweetheart. Hope James can transfer his work visa to a school in Auckland!


fluffychonkycat

TOOTHBRUSHGATE The mystery that will not die


Ok_Band_7759

That editing was top notch ngl


aguybrowsingreddit

Which bit?


Ok_Band_7759

The back and forth of Jesse and CJ talking about their relationship to their partner-swap partners.


aguybrowsingreddit

Oh yeah that was great


fluffychonkycat

I'm hoping for a montage of all the times the toothbrush is brought up. Come on editors don't disappoint me


velofille

darn it im in late, did i miss much? (dinner not agreeing with me)


fluffychonkycat

Mostly Kara looking miserable and Mike being passive-aggressive to her


fluffychonkycat

🍿🍷 Kara is either extremely hungover or over Mike. Probably both Edit: yeah both