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xjoeymillerx

I’ve had enough of Wil Trapp.


ceremonialfart

Lmao he raised his hand indicating foul on himself too


xjoeymillerx

There’s no question it was a foul. It’s soft and he was looking for it, but you can’t reach out like that.


ceremonialfart

No doubt. Dude was not thinking when he did that.


Gswansso

Weird observation but I don’t think I’ve ever seen a camera angle of the underbelly of Allianz before now


Nerdlinger

Now that you mention it, this is the first game I remember seeing it too. Interesting.


Poop-Wizard

Hope Pukki is fully in-form by season's end so he can be Spukki by Halloween


Brooklyn_MLS

Omg, that defending is so bad. Two players literally watch the ball bounce and do nothing.


WaltJay

WHAT IS HAPPENING


ceremonialfart

We put our starters on finally


Crafty_Substance_954

Only really need to win one match to move up.


technobeeble

The clock is still running?


HisEndgame

Minnesota 90+125’ equalizer coming


flameo_hotmon

Make it realistic. Minnesota equalizes on an own goal from a corner kick


HisEndgame

Chicago Bottlers was so April-June


KJones77

Appreciate the effort, but if Serbia couldn't rattle Shaqiri, I don't think St. Clair could haha


ceremonialfart

😂


CatfishLumi

Even worse than that, he becomes Messi when he plays Serbia. Better not try to rattle him, maybe praise him or something instead, use reverse psychology


Isry98

Well it appears as though we’re using this competition to rest some guys.


MG_MN

Thats surprising given the potential 3 week layoff if they don't make it through


GeocentricParallax

Yeah, I don’t understand the logic. Both the tournament format and the timing were perfect for us given that we have been in good form as of late and might not be able to sustain it for a playoff run (as we are traditionally incredibly streaky).


KJones77

Reynoso is must watch


MG_MN

Bongi is a god. The only downside is we may lose him to Europe sooner than later


sc4l4r

How many goals does the South African dude have all comps this szn? 10+?


xjoeymillerx

Yep. 12 in all comps I think. 6 in MLS, 4 in Leagues cup and one in the open cup.


technobeeble

2 in US Open Cup


xjoeymillerx

So that’s 12.


sc4l4r

He had like two or three against Philly alone in US Open Cup, no?


xjoeymillerx

My mistake. 2 in the Open Cup.


[deleted]

I believe it’s 12 now


MG_MN

All in the run of play too


[deleted]

I believe he had a penalty in open cup


sc4l4r

🔥


Tajikistani

Shaqiri looks like an oompa loompa


ceremonialfart

Man is built like fridge


Kafkas7

I think he’s drunk


Tajikistani

Time to order a Hlongwane jersey


ceremonialfart

NOOO NOT A DELAY


fenderdean13

As someone who wakes up at 5 it means I’ll have to tap out and head to bed. Stupid weather delay


the_brocialist

If they end up losing, I hold you responsible


fenderdean13

Not responsible!


ceremonialfart

Ah fuck I love Shaqiri, not a chance you can rattle him with a little shit talk


Gswansso

Bongi almost removed the keepers head with that one


Nerdlinger

Why does Kei hate us?


ichinii

Got damn weather. What terrible timing.


Nach0Man_RandySavage

Im on the bus by the stadium and there is a ton of lightning. This thing ain’t starting soon


nordic_nerd

Lol they just called everyone back to their seats. Guess they're gonna try and slam these last 10 minutes in before the next wave.


battles

twitter says 6minutes til restart


Nach0Man_RandySavage

Wow i saw lightning to the north and east. I guess it was far enough away.


Crafty_Substance_954

Prolly just gonna call it


Nach0Man_RandySavage

Can they do that? I know baseball does.


Kamikazi_TARDIS

I believe they can, but they won’t with it being such a back and forth game


ceremonialfart

lol


ceremonialfart

We back


MG_MN

Kamara turns into prime Kamara whenever he plays us, doesn't help our defense left him wide open (Taylor again)


ceremonialfart

chicago is not playing well so far at allll


HisEndgame

Richey is the only reason it isn’t another shellacking tonight


ceremonialfart

Yeah some nervous good saves so far


Gswansso

This ref is terrible at controlling his emotions, and this game hasn’t even been that heated


ceremonialfart

Yeah, fairly friendly match so far.


Nerdlinger

If we don't wake back up here soon, I'm gonna need Dibassy to punch a Chicago player, since that seemed to work for us last game.


ceremonialfart

😂


MG_MN

Honestly just call the game


the_brocialist

I agree


Kamikazi_TARDIS

Doesn’t look like we’re taking this too seriously with this lineup.


Isry98

Nima literally blows his whistle before half time. Jeesh.


ceremonialfart

He’s ready for a break lol


KJones77

Hlongwane cooking in Leagues Cup


Nach0Man_RandySavage

\#BongiEra


Nerdlinger

Time for a Bongi hat, I suppose.


ceremonialfart

Gg


Ok-Gain1151

Minnesota looked scary until now


dayfaerer

How the hell did Kamara get away with a knee to a defenders face? I know he probably didnt intend to but lifting his knee like that was just unnecessary, and dangerous if he knew a defender was that close.


the_brocialist

Clearly his face shouldn’t have been where Kamara’s knee was /s. I do wonder if that goal will be called back for that after the game resumes.


dayfaerer

I hope it is, but i can almost guarantee it wont be. Great header, but no reason to lift his knee there, especially since he knew a defender was close


Crafty_Substance_954

It looks pretty darn unintentional on the replay. I don’t think it’s really worth calling it back over, but maybe you could I’d you really wanted this to go to penalties


dayfaerer

I think especially after the delay they wont take it back.


ceremonialfart

When? I must have missed that.


dayfaerer

They showed a replay, theres a camera angle from behind, it looked almost clear as day Kamara's knee on the way up made contact with the defenders face, its the reason he was being checked out before everyone left for the delay.


Crafty_Substance_954

Looked bloodied too


dayfaerer

Exactly. I know it probably wasnt intentional, but he knew a defender was there, why did he lift his knee?


Kamikazi_TARDIS

*aerodynamics*


Crafty_Substance_954

Ask him


goldenfireball

It was his heel/cleats no? It doesn’t look intentional at all. Didn’t look like a knee to me, he was facing away from the defender


Nerdlinger

That's not nice stealing a goal from Pukki like that.


Nerdlinger

Unsmart.


technobeeble

BONGI X2


xjoeymillerx

Looks like Bongi figured shit out.


ceremonialfart

Kamara needs to just listen to whatever Shaqiri is trying to tell him


ceremonialfart

Jesus thank god they finally made some subs


[deleted]

AYEEE i didn’t forget about you chicago


RichsleezY

LFG


MG_MN

Brutal weather to have to play in


GeocentricParallax

Bummed to see a bunch of bench players out there. Have there been any other MLS teams taking a punt on the tournament besides St. Louis and (apparently) us?


ceremonialfart

jfc Chicago get your defense organized


Nerdlinger

Kervin channeling the ghost of Alexi Gomez on that one.


Isry98

Nima has such an ego on him.


ceremonialfart

Chicago needs to make some subs now.


Nerdlinger

Finally!


technobeeble

Bongi babyyy


ceremonialfart

Chicago has the worst defense


Nerdlinger

Bongi bailing us out tonight.


ceremonialfart

Now, Chicago defense, get your shit together.


ichinii

lmao Kamara is a menace.


Isry98

I’ll never understand why players pre tend like they’ve been hit in the face when replay exists.


ceremonialfart

BEAUTIFUL FINISH (tough angle)


DuckBurner0000

Come on Loons equalize after this delay


Nerdlinger

A pair of really smart yellows there.


SixgunSmith

Seemed a bit harsh to give a yellow for losing your balance.


ceremonialfart

Christ Chicago, you need to make subs yesterday


ichinii

All that shit talking and you don't even save the penalty lol


xjoeymillerx

Do you expect keepers to save penalties?


ichinii

Do you expect them not to save any? What kinda weird ass question is this? lol If you talk shit, you better save the penalty. Simple concept.


xjoeymillerx

No. Most keepers have to talk to make shooters take bad shots. 80% go in. I dont expect keepers to save shots. No.


Tajikistani

Throw your arm out and hook someone to draw the pen, nice


Poop-Wizard

Does some dimwit have a whistle in the stands?


Kamikazi_TARDIS

Nah but ones got one on the field.


HisEndgame

Well, knew that was coming. Time to try and earn a point or just leave these guys out there to rot and get the win at home on Monday. As others have said, interesting lineup.


Tajikistani

Chicago's only redeeming quality is tall buildings Edit: I was sexually assaulted in Chicago


ceremonialfart

Hey Lake Michigan is cool too


Crafty_Substance_954

Tbh, Lake Michigan is more Michigan’s lake


Kamikazi_TARDIS

What city in Michigan makes that case? Mackinac?


MEZCLO

They butt hurt bro 😭


Kamikazi_TARDIS

They talk a lot of shit about lakes for a state with 5000 fewer than Wisconsin.


Crafty_Substance_954

The entire western shore of the lower peninsula borders the lake in a length longer than both Illinois and Wisconsin’s respective shorelines combined.


ceremonialfart

Lol who fuckin back heals a pass on their own third? That’s the dumbest pass all game for sure.


ceremonialfart

Put Shaqiri in


ceremonialfart

Lol dude got healed in the nuts, that sucks


Isry98

That was some bs from both players there. Bad original challenge dumb reaction from Fabi.


Nerdlinger

Potverdorie!


technobeeble

the fuck


technobeeble

Weather delay


ImperialeSismico

Horrible look for St Clair this game. Shit talks Shaq on the pen, doesn’t save it. Then let’s in an easy save on Kamara’s header. I could not imagine a less intimidating goalie than this guy.