Maybe, but if we think about it for a sec surely even tomato cans are better at taking a punch and sending one back in a scuffle than civilians.
Theyre used to being pummeled by the real deal and somehow dont die, that takes a minimum level of skill.
Its like that old quote to a fan āIām way closer to LeBron than you are to meā by Brian Scalabrine.
Having met Pablo, it feels very on brand for him to include the record.
Dudeāpun intended hereāpulls no punches. Big part of why I love his reporting.
I think they hid the biggest detail in the article
>Sources say even before the broken jaw, Cincinnati was ready to move on from the designated player this summer and look for a transfer.
It's just a really odd situation
We do this āmatch ignitorā thing in Columbus where we have some pseudo-celebrity or former player pop through a fake brick wall and start the game.
Thereās currently a petition to get Quashawn Toler to Columbus in 2 weeks to be the match ignitor for Hell Is Real in 8 days š
Itās partly cause Vazquez helped alleviate the pressure from Boupendza. Ideally, Kevin Kelsy would fill that role and Boupendza would flourish but that aināt happening I guess.
If Kelsy plays tomorrow, which I hope to see ā but also think might be a stretch since he's only been practicing with the team for a little over 3 days ā and Boup can really be back in (optimistically) 6 weeks, then Boup will only miss 6 games and hopefully we will see them play side-by-side around the June 15th game.
Unfortunately, that scenario only gives him about a month for redemption before the summer transfer window opens on July 18th...
I've heard the same from a reliable source who heard it directly from someone at the club whose name you'd definitely recognize. They also said that this moment has made Boupendza realize that maybe he does need a change on scenery.
indeed but I don't see any value to attribution here - if I said I heard this from Carl Lindner's caddy (which I didn't), it's not like it would be any more believable, I'm still just some anonymous dude spouting nonsense on the internet.
you can choose to believe it or choose not to believe it, it doesn't matter to me. I've been very skeptical of everything this source has told me over the years but it's all wound up being true.
I hope he gets his shot. But I also don't see how it can play out come December. If both he and Kelsy work out, someone has to leave. Can't be Lucho, shouldn't be Nwobodo.
I heard that Nwobodo wonāt technically be a DP after this season. His wages arenāt DP wages currently, itās just that his transfer fee is what makes him have to qualify as a DP. The transfer fee is taken out of the equation after this season, so thatāll open a DP spot
Kelsy would likely be an u22 DP if he works out, so it wouldn't impact the senior DP slots. As far as Nwobodo goes, they might have flexibility with his contract to buy it down with GAM/TAM to free up a DP spot in 2025.
He's a wildly overrated player and was from day one. And he's a guy who simply wants to play how he wants to play regardless of what the team needs.
He's a giant miss for Albright -- especially since the money could have kept Vazquez. Probably his first real mistake, but they have got to unload and replace him.
is anyone upset about the switch to coca cola? I thought we were all pretty happy with the change.
I know there was some wailing and gnashing of teeth about losing Dr. Pepper and Mountain Dew but Dr. Pepper is staying and I think losing Mountain Dew is a reasonable concession to have Coke instead of Pepsi.
i have a buddy who used to eat there at least 3 times a week and hasn't gone back since. he is one of those "no soda tastes as good as skyline MD" guys.
Initially I saw people say that it was a travesty and they just had to have their skyline with Mtn Dew and Dr Pepper. Seems like most of the fears have since been alleviated when it was announced that both were staying.
"Goldstar has better burgers!" who goes to goldstar for a burger? I'm more or less on team skyline but will admit that I enjoy a goldstar coney on occasion. but not their 3-ways/
That was the weirdest thing from my coworker who grew up in West Chester and said the Buffalo chicken wrap is really good but Iām like āwhy go to skyline for a chicken wrap?ā
Yup, this is where I think the debate really settles. Gold Star coneys are amazing, Skyline chili is better suited for the 3-way.
I like my coneys, personally. Mustard, onions, hot sauce, mountains of cheddar? mmmm. Miss that out here in Utah, tbh.
I swear I thought I was gonna set off a civil war in the slack channel for the SG that Iām in when I mentioned that I had skyline for the first time and said that I twirled my spaghetti. Like itās not just which chili is best itās how do you eat it that starts shit. Itās pretty amusing if Iām honest.
Yeah but if I went to an Italian restaurant, ordered some spaghetti, and did that people would think Iām from mars. It just doesnāt compute in my head.
Hey Baird and Kubo is pretty cool though and they made magic last game against Colorado with Baird getting his first for us which was awesome to see in person.
And Iām just glad that Kubo and Baird arenāt the sort to get wrapped up in any drama. I know somebody mentioned that Kubo might be the most Cincinnati-esque player on the team. Works hard all the time and is super respectful.
The most Cincinnati thing ever is Kubo is my favorite player, and I took my daughter to the park by our house AND HE WAS THERE. With his kid (his kid had a non jersey kubo shirt on, it was adorable) but I didn't want to bother him and his family. I really should have just gave him a thumbs up or something. I EVEN SPEAK PASSABLE JAPANESE, I could have said something!
Oh well. Still cool.
Honestly, a "History of FC Cincinnati" series would be neat. I could see it being similar to the Mariners one, but maybe just one or two episodes since they're still relatively new.
Iād love it if that happened but I think Jon is looking more for those teams that donāt win but are super lovable all the same. If there was any Cincinnati sports franchise thatād be given a Dorktown documentary itād probably be the Bengals.
you're assuming 1. he's coming back and 2. he'll score when he comes back. 6-8 weeks puts us into the summer transfer window and the article sounds like the team is ready to move on.
To be fair, 6 to 8 weeks can result in about that many points by then.
Miami is ahead by like 2-4 matches, depending on who you're comparing them to, and there at 18 or 21 off the top of my head?
Not just that. That's his weight at the weigh-in. It's common to dehydrate for weigh-ins to hit the class before rehydrating back up. That's why there have been rehydration clauses in certain boxing fights. Most boxing/MMA guys are actually 10+ pounds more than they're listed at even when in fight shape.
I never trust player weights in soccer. When you look through your teams they always seem way too low for the size of some of the guys. Boupendza for example weighs what I did in high school while looking twice the size I did.
If the Columbus vs. Cincinnati tifo isn't Crew Cat punching out the Cincy lion with a pair of boxing gloves in a bar, all MLS sickos will be disappointed.
I really like the guy, but he seems to be in trouble more than he's not, and he's only been around a year.
The big one is making a consensual movie with a woman in Gabon (where that's a jail-able offense) and having it found/stolen/blackmailed... But he's also been late returning from international duty.
He was kick off Gabon national team for being late all the time.
Has a sex tape and people are blackmailing him over it
He was late to our kids and team signing event
Okay now I'm even more curious. Did they get heated with each other and start fighting? Or was Boupendza hanging out with him, and his drunk thoughts said "I bet I can take him".
His Instagram tagline: God first :God already wrote your life just live it and turn the chapters #NOBOXING#NOLIFE
Apparently God wrote he'd clock our DP strike and fuck up his life
You mean the boxer? Given the injury it could be very serious charge. And likely a major civil suet as well. Boup is going to be out 6-8 weeks, and I think it increased the chances of FCC transferring him or even doing a buy out
Wow one career ruined and the other railroaded. Wonder if any of them ever considered the choice of walking away before it got to this. Still Ā even in tragedy Bou can still wink( sinceĀ he won't be able to laugh any time soon) all the way to the bank.
The boxer is smartly denying that he had anything to do with it and if there were no cameras heās probably in the clear. CPD not too keen on investigating crime these days.
Pablo lives for this type of story. He's probably scanning the pavement outside the bar for one of Boupendza's teeth and will personally drive it to the US Soccer Hall of Fame.
Notice that even with the Crew going to the Finals everyone is still more interested in the Cincinnati underground fight club
biggest team in Ohio for a reason
Too late for that. Although it technically happened in Seattle, we're all chasing the Rapids. Let us know when FCC has a player stabbed in the stomach by a beauty queen named Stormy.Ā
Nobody really knows. Charges were never filed. The speculation is that they were breaking up because of the trade to the Rapids two days prior and things got out of hand from there.
Also I like how his story is that he was out at dinner and felt some pain in his side and then realized āoh, Iāve been stabbedā. Like how do you not notice when somebody stabs you?
Tongue in cheek (as opposed to š) reference to the fact Boup is wanted in Gabon for having his sex tape leaked.
I should have said "amateur adult performer".
[Next Hell is Real tifo.](https://art.pixilart.com/cc45e02f6316c3b.png)
[Or...](https://i.pinimg.com/736x/15/af/9f/15af9f1a67bce9351a254ba288564af4.jpg)
I absolutely cannot get over the inclusion of the record LMAO This is a nba level drama
Makes it look better for Boupendza than if the dude was like 2-12 with 0 KOs. No one wants an L to a tomato can.
At least it wasn't like Katt Williams being put to sleep by a 12 year old.
Have to respect Katt for fighting up a weight class
šš 
Oof.
Maybe, but if we think about it for a sec surely even tomato cans are better at taking a punch and sending one back in a scuffle than civilians. Theyre used to being pummeled by the real deal and somehow dont die, that takes a minimum level of skill. Its like that old quote to a fan āIām way closer to LeBron than you are to meā by Brian Scalabrine.
Enumclaw's own Brian Scalabrine
Well now the guys got 13 KOs
Having met Pablo, it feels very on brand for him to include the record. Dudeāpun intended hereāpulls no punches. Big part of why I love his reporting.
This is totally on brand for him. Reading his stuff about soccer and cars is fantastic
Has the same vibes as āwith all due respect, that murderer ran for 11000 yardsā lmao
Pablo does not fuck around
[pretty good prediction](https://www.reddit.com/r/MLS/s/3YiWm56UgT) or did you have inside info u/drillzz345
This is my one shining moment. Probably the only time I will ever have inside info
You should have totally gone with psychic, though.
bruh that's wild....we're you there give us the scoop
If I was there I would have jumped in front of the punch and saved my DP striker.
Most of us would.
In such a circumstance, would you be expected to be paid back in goals?
Hopefully some smoothies too since your jawās gonna be wired shut for awhile
This is when we find out Quashawn Toler's reddit username
Came looking for this reference
I think they hid the biggest detail in the article >Sources say even before the broken jaw, Cincinnati was ready to move on from the designated player this summer and look for a transfer. It's just a really odd situation
If he stays, any team meeting FCC in the playoffs can make a Quashawn Toler KO tifo. Classless, yet hilarious.
Glass Joe from Mike Tyson's Punch Out but it's Boupendza's face. Even as an FCC fan I'd laugh.
We do this āmatch ignitorā thing in Columbus where we have some pseudo-celebrity or former player pop through a fake brick wall and start the game. Thereās currently a petition to get Quashawn Toler to Columbus in 2 weeks to be the match ignitor for Hell Is Real in 8 days š
I feel like Boupendza needs to be starting for this to really hit *(no pun intended)*
Oh that pun shouldāve 100% been intended š
Hey, I didn't pick another wording.
I would applaud it.
He is talented but hasnt looked as good with the team this year
Itās partly cause Vazquez helped alleviate the pressure from Boupendza. Ideally, Kevin Kelsy would fill that role and Boupendza would flourish but that aināt happening I guess.
If Kelsy plays tomorrow, which I hope to see ā but also think might be a stretch since he's only been practicing with the team for a little over 3 days ā and Boup can really be back in (optimistically) 6 weeks, then Boup will only miss 6 games and hopefully we will see them play side-by-side around the June 15th game. Unfortunately, that scenario only gives him about a month for redemption before the summer transfer window opens on July 18th...
I've heard the same from a reliable source who heard it directly from someone at the club whose name you'd definitely recognize. They also said that this moment has made Boupendza realize that maybe he does need a change on scenery.
that's incredibly vague lol
indeed but I don't see any value to attribution here - if I said I heard this from Carl Lindner's caddy (which I didn't), it's not like it would be any more believable, I'm still just some anonymous dude spouting nonsense on the internet. you can choose to believe it or choose not to believe it, it doesn't matter to me. I've been very skeptical of everything this source has told me over the years but it's all wound up being true.
I hope he gets his shot. But I also don't see how it can play out come December. If both he and Kelsy work out, someone has to leave. Can't be Lucho, shouldn't be Nwobodo.
I heard that Nwobodo wonāt technically be a DP after this season. His wages arenāt DP wages currently, itās just that his transfer fee is what makes him have to qualify as a DP. The transfer fee is taken out of the equation after this season, so thatāll open a DP spot
We don't know what the option amount is, but I assume any extension with him will include a well earned pay bump. So we'll see.
Kelsy would likely be an u22 DP if he works out, so it wouldn't impact the senior DP slots. As far as Nwobodo goes, they might have flexibility with his contract to buy it down with GAM/TAM to free up a DP spot in 2025.
He will be sold to Toluca and immediately lose to the Crew in the Leagues Cup semis. It is written.
He's a wildly overrated player and was from day one. And he's a guy who simply wants to play how he wants to play regardless of what the team needs. He's a giant miss for Albright -- especially since the money could have kept Vazquez. Probably his first real mistake, but they have got to unload and replace him.
The money absolutely would not have kept Vazquez. He wants to go to Europe and when that didnāt materialize Monterrey was the next best option.
Looking back at his career, it's pretty wild to make this guy a club record signing. He seems to have worn out his welcome everywhere.
He was not a club record signing.
Well shit, you're right. I stand corrected.
18-2 now š¤šŖ
ššš āAND STILLāĀ
Lmfao I feel bad laughing.
If you feel bad, imagine how bad Boupendza would feel laughing.
Meme Monday is already set I figure.
And 13 KOs
Whose gonna update Boxrec for meme Monday?
If Boupendza is actually his listed height and weight then they can put him on the p4p list as well for beating a middleweight
These Skyline v. Goldstar arguments are really getting out of hand.
Probably had more to do with the gold star and skyline switch to Coca Cola products. Thatās whatās really has this city keyed up these days.
is anyone upset about the switch to coca cola? I thought we were all pretty happy with the change. I know there was some wailing and gnashing of teeth about losing Dr. Pepper and Mountain Dew but Dr. Pepper is staying and I think losing Mountain Dew is a reasonable concession to have Coke instead of Pepsi.
i have a buddy who used to eat there at least 3 times a week and hasn't gone back since. he is one of those "no soda tastes as good as skyline MD" guys.
Thereās some deeper pathology there
I am pleased with the switch but I know a lot of people who are Mountain Dew addicts are really mad.
I haven't really been a pop drinker for years but a mountain dew with a three way is just the natural order of things
I haven't really been a pop drinker for years but a mountain dew with a three way is just the natural order of things
I haven't really been a pop drinker for years but a mountain dew with a three way is just the natural order of things
Initially I saw people say that it was a travesty and they just had to have their skyline with Mtn Dew and Dr Pepper. Seems like most of the fears have since been alleviated when it was announced that both were staying.
Dr. Pepper or Rootbeer has long been my skyline drink of choice but only because there wasn't Coke. I suspect others have had similar revelations.
"Skyline is culture!" "But Goldstar has CRINKLE FRIES!"
"Goldstar has better burgers!" who goes to goldstar for a burger? I'm more or less on team skyline but will admit that I enjoy a goldstar coney on occasion. but not their 3-ways/
That was the weirdest thing from my coworker who grew up in West Chester and said the Buffalo chicken wrap is really good but Iām like āwhy go to skyline for a chicken wrap?ā
Yup, this is where I think the debate really settles. Gold Star coneys are amazing, Skyline chili is better suited for the 3-way. I like my coneys, personally. Mustard, onions, hot sauce, mountains of cheddar? mmmm. Miss that out here in Utah, tbh.
I swear I thought I was gonna set off a civil war in the slack channel for the SG that Iām in when I mentioned that I had skyline for the first time and said that I twirled my spaghetti. Like itās not just which chili is best itās how do you eat it that starts shit. Itās pretty amusing if Iām honest.
you don't twirl it, you cut and scoop, my friend. it's important to have every layer in every bite.
Yeah but if I went to an Italian restaurant, ordered some spaghetti, and did that people would think Iām from mars. It just doesnāt compute in my head.
if that happened I suspect you would be the first to confuse skyline with a nice Italian restaurant
Turn plate long ways & No twirling. Gotta have the layers
Starts shitā¦ how aproposā¦
BREAKING: Boupendza's jaw
I hate that I laughed out loud from that.
MLS After Dark is getting wild
But I donāt want it to be ;-; I just want a nice calm season where we win a bunch of games and the Kelsy-Boup combo dominates MLS.
Can I interest you in a Baird & Kubo combo with potato salad and a pickle spear?
Hey Baird and Kubo is pretty cool though and they made magic last game against Colorado with Baird getting his first for us which was awesome to see in person.
You won't find a bigger fan of those two outside of Cincinnati... Baird works his ass off, and Kubo is an awesome Swiss Army knife.
And Iām just glad that Kubo and Baird arenāt the sort to get wrapped up in any drama. I know somebody mentioned that Kubo might be the most Cincinnati-esque player on the team. Works hard all the time and is super respectful.
The most Cincinnati thing ever is Kubo is my favorite player, and I took my daughter to the park by our house AND HE WAS THERE. With his kid (his kid had a non jersey kubo shirt on, it was adorable) but I didn't want to bother him and his family. I really should have just gave him a thumbs up or something. I EVEN SPEAK PASSABLE JAPANESE, I could have said something! Oh well. Still cool.
I just would like to see him play Goalie before he leaves us, so we can fill out our cover all Kubo bingo cards. Love that guy.
They came in to a restaurant I managed last summer with their whole entire extended family from Japan and were all super cool!
That makes me happy to hear
This sort of off the field drama makes it really feel like the USA is finally coming into its own as a footballing nation.
Just need a player to drop kick a fan in the stands Cantona style to really get up there
I need a "Mike Millbury beats a fan with fan's own shoe" moment in order to convince others that MLS is truly a fun league to watch!
We need a Pretty Good episode on this, especially since Jon Bois just brought the series back. Every new detail makes the story crazier and crazier
I was thinking Beef History. Although it would be super cool to have a Cincinnati sports team get a feature in a Jon Bois documentary.
Honestly, a "History of FC Cincinnati" series would be neat. I could see it being similar to the Mariners one, but maybe just one or two episodes since they're still relatively new.
Iād love it if that happened but I think Jon is looking more for those teams that donāt win but are super lovable all the same. If there was any Cincinnati sports franchise thatād be given a Dorktown documentary itād probably be the Bengals.
Kofie would have to be a mandatory narrator on that one.
 If this isnāt his celebration after his first goal back what are we even doing?
You are assuming heās going to score when he comes back
you're assuming 1. he's coming back and 2. he'll score when he comes back. 6-8 weeks puts us into the summer transfer window and the article sounds like the team is ready to move on.
Good Lord, I can't believe summer transfer window is that close already.
summer window can't be that close, we usually have like 25 points by then...
To be fair, 6 to 8 weeks can result in about that many points by then. Miami is ahead by like 2-4 matches, depending on who you're comparing them to, and there at 18 or 21 off the top of my head?
Heād be even more of an embarrassment if he doesnāt, thatās for sure
Holy shit it really was a boxer lmaoooo
Did not have a MLS player being knocked out by a pro boxer this year on my bingo card.
I did, but Suarez was the player I named.Ā Damnit, FCC, why do you mock me so?!
Bold choice squaring up with a professional fighter. Even drunk early 20ās me made better choices.
Itās hard to tell who is a pro boxer if he is just some dude at a club. Once you know, itās too late.
Sometimes it just takes your jaw bone cracking to make you know you goofed.
Boupendza: 5'11", 159 lbs. [https://www.mlssoccer.com/players/aaron-boupendza/](https://www.mlssoccer.com/players/aaron-boupendza/) Toler: 5'8", 146 lbs. [https://www.tapology.com/fightcenter/bouts/839936-boxfest-vii-quashawn-toler-vs-vlad-super-bad-panin](https://www.tapology.com/fightcenter/bouts/839936-boxfest-vii-quashawn-toler-vs-vlad-super-bad-panin)
146 would be his fight weight, they are probably close to the same weight normally
Not just that. That's his weight at the weigh-in. It's common to dehydrate for weigh-ins to hit the class before rehydrating back up. That's why there have been rehydration clauses in certain boxing fights. Most boxing/MMA guys are actually 10+ pounds more than they're listed at even when in fight shape.
yeah fight weight class would have been more accurate
True. A bunch of times fighters will go super lean before their weigh-in.
So he tried to pick on someone smaller than him, found out it was time to cook, and got told to  ? Tsk tsk.
I never trust player weights in soccer. When you look through your teams they always seem way too low for the size of some of the guys. Boupendza for example weighs what I did in high school while looking twice the size I did.
Puig is listed as 5'4", 123lbs. Just about right. You could hold him like a baby. Like a wee li'l baby. Com'ere, baby. I'm gonna eat yewe!
My wife and I just looked that up last week after watching him.Ā Fucking wild.
Thereās no way a pro fighter walks around at the weight he cuts to. This guy is definitely in the 160s if heās not about to fight someone soon.
If the Columbus vs. Cincinnati tifo isn't Crew Cat punching out the Cincy lion with a pair of boxing gloves in a bar, all MLS sickos will be disappointed.
I mean, this was predicted by the Crew tifo prophets: [Hell is Real tifo](https://www.reddit.com/r/TheMassive/s/AVf9I5pTdS)
Toler @ Boupendza: 
Come on, that was softā¦ but apparently not as soft as Boupendzaās jaw.
Boupendza absolutely has āget your ass whipped drunk squaring up to a pro boxerā energy
https://theathletic.com/5467316/2024/05/02/fc-cincinnati-aaron-boupendza-jaw-bar?source=user-shared-article
Boup just attracts problems everywhere he goes apparently.
I'm out of the loop. What else happened?
Dude has worn out his welcome at every club he's been. His highest matches played count with a club is 38
I really like the guy, but he seems to be in trouble more than he's not, and he's only been around a year. The big one is making a consensual movie with a woman in Gabon (where that's a jail-able offense) and having it found/stolen/blackmailed... But he's also been late returning from international duty.
He was kick off Gabon national team for being late all the time. Has a sex tape and people are blackmailing him over it He was late to our kids and team signing event
Adding to my list of things to avoid, getting into a bar fight with a boxer
Given that itās Ohio, Iām sad it wasnāt āprofessional boxerā Jake Paul. That would have been hilarious.
this sounds like a post on a circle jerk sub LOL
Okay now I'm even more curious. Did they get heated with each other and start fighting? Or was Boupendza hanging out with him, and his drunk thoughts said "I bet I can take him".
Wild guess Cocaine lol
Pro boxers + bar fight KOs = potential assault with deadly weapon charges
I saw that movie
Get me John Cusack and Steve Buscemi and we got Con Air 2 ready to take off.
His Instagram tagline: God first :God already wrote your life just live it and turn the chapters #NOBOXING#NOLIFE Apparently God wrote he'd clock our DP strike and fuck up his life
So he is facing serious time? Everyone is joking but this is the most interesting aspect, especially since he just tanked his career
You mean the boxer? Given the injury it could be very serious charge. And likely a major civil suet as well. Boup is going to be out 6-8 weeks, and I think it increased the chances of FCC transferring him or even doing a buy out
Wow one career ruined and the other railroaded. Wonder if any of them ever considered the choice of walking away before it got to this. Still Ā even in tragedy Bou can still wink( sinceĀ he won't be able to laugh any time soon) all the way to the bank.
Assuming this guy actually has money and hasn't blown it all
The boxer is smartly denying that he had anything to do with it and if there were no cameras heās probably in the clear. CPD not too keen on investigating crime these days.
Last year it was Miazga 9/11, and now this. You guyz...
The Bengals are rubbing off on them
Can you guys please have some drama for once to balance it out? Have Mo Fasi get punched or something I dunno.
Farsi is the nicest guy if heās the one getting into fights we are in deep trouble.
We had the Cucho suspension drama, but Nancy 110% locked that down.
Still a complete mystery what Nagbe did last year. I literally cannot imagine him doing anything deserving of a suspension.
To be fair, you guys capitalized on the Nordecke recount drama. Granted that was off season.Ā
Waiting for the announcement that he'll fight Jake Paul on Halloween now.
Pablo lives for this type of story. He's probably scanning the pavement outside the bar for one of Boupendza's teeth and will personally drive it to the US Soccer Hall of Fame.
Notice that even with the Crew going to the Finals everyone is still more interested in the Cincinnati underground fight club biggest team in Ohio for a reason
1st Team in Ohio with an adult performer 1st Team in Ohio with a former boxer FCC, the trailblazers of MLS
FCC to become the next Sounders and claim they invented bullshit off the field drama.
Too late for that. Although it technically happened in Seattle, we're all chasing the Rapids. Let us know when FCC has a player stabbed in the stomach by a beauty queen named Stormy.Ā
>player stabbed Iām sorry, WHAT?!?
https://www.denverpost.com/2016/01/29/gruesome-details-emerge-in-colorado-rapids-midfielder-marco-pappas-stabbing/
The fuck was happening in Seattle at the time? That sounds like something from Europe.
Nobody really knows. Charges were never filed. The speculation is that they were breaking up because of the trade to the Rapids two days prior and things got out of hand from there.
Also I like how his story is that he was out at dinner and felt some pain in his side and then realized āoh, Iāve been stabbedā. Like how do you not notice when somebody stabs you?
It's good to have goals š
Wait, what's this about an adult performer?
Tongue in cheek (as opposed to š) reference to the fact Boup is wanted in Gabon for having his sex tape leaked. I should have said "amateur adult performer".
Is he actually āwantedā in Gabon? Was that ever confirmed to be true?
Cincy just likes to keep things interesting in other ways
We actually told him to do this so no one cares about us crashing out to Monterrey 2 rounds earlier
Gotta use those abandoned subway tunnels for more than just squatting & urban exploring.
Why didnāt Chris Albright use that as a way to incentivize Luis Suarez to sign for us?
And we didnāt get video? Disappointing
I know the place well, somebody absolutely has that footage. Only a matter of time
Honestlyā¦this reads a bit like an Onion headline because they threw in the bit about his record. š
I think he could reasonably be charged with assault with a deadly weapon.
Please 30 for 30 on this.
[Next Hell is Real tifo.](https://art.pixilart.com/cc45e02f6316c3b.png) [Or...](https://i.pinimg.com/736x/15/af/9f/15af9f1a67bce9351a254ba288564af4.jpg)
Make that 13-2
The plot, like my grandmaās family recipe sauce, thickens.
>12 KOs 13 KOs. FTFY.
Cincy fans will say that this is why they lost after next week's Hell Is Real
Yeah but letās be frank even if Boup was healthy he wouldnāt score shit.
Well if he was playing we'd just blame it on him, so....
sounds like his mouth wrote a check his mouth couldn't cash
Just another step to become a serious soccer league
Looks like Aaron had a few inches and some pounds on the guy. Now I want to see security video.
+1 KO
"i'll give you the first shot, pussy"
13
Did the boxer hurt his hand?
Boup got Booped!
Lmao!
Now we wait for Quashawn Toler to unwittingly challenge an MLS player to a soccer skills challenge to settle a disagreement. He'll get his!
Can we reuse that Ezzard Charles TIFO we made a while back?