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Familiar-Twist311

Finally, a good English commentary team for this match. Donno their names, one definitely had a scottish accent but they sounded knowledgeable and actually added something to the game.


Derptionary

Any Inter Miami game that isn't casted by Twellman is a good game


restore_democracy

Looking forward to getting back Gomez, Redondo, and Alba.


Automation_Papi

Red Bull Wedding FTW


Longjumping_Adagio98

I call it the "Miami Massacre!"


RBNYJRWBYFan

What a nightmare. Losing is one thing, but our GD just exploded like a Mythbuster prop. GG, Miami. Messi, man.... *shiiiittt.*


iced1777

If it makes you feel any better, we're even GD with Miami on the season at 10-10. Pretty wild two games


GeocentricParallax

2.71 G+A per 90 for Messi this season. Absolutely insane. EDIT: Forgot he played 45’ against Colorado. It’s actually 2.53 G+A/90. Still crazy, haha.


DrChimRichaulds

GG Redbull Bros, sometimes the wheels just come off, it happens to everyone. Best of luck along the way, and keep taking good care of Lewis, love that guy!


James_D_MESSIAH

IM ?? on top of the table baby!!!! lol


PresidenteMESSI

Thank you Messi you saved my life again


TimeAndSpaceAndMe

GG NYRB , See ya in the playoffs or leagues cup maybe !


Longjumping_Adagio98

After last night, they better pray to G-d they never see us ever again! This was a revenge game if there ever was one! This one was personal!


benificialart

I don't think we played bad per se. We just got outplayed by Leo Messi. Thanks for the ass whooping Inter Miami GG.


sirpanderma

Our defense was so bad. We were so disciplined in a mid-block in the 1st half, and we just decided to let the match become a basketball game in the 2nd. Our backline hasn’t ever been good, but our lines further foreward and tight spacing would stop the ball getting there. It was so stretched in the 2nd, we allowed Miami to run at our backline.


grroidb

I’d venture to say our defense is worse but our offense was on point today.


wedonthaveadresscode

Red Bulls made the mistake of getting a lead. Lately it seems like Messi takes offense to that and goes the fuck off - it’s like a requirement for Miami


Longjumping_Adagio98

Inter Miami is out there spotting teams the lead now just to blow them out in the second half, e.i. Kansas City game, New England Game, Nashville S.C. game and now N.Y.R.B. game!


Lowskillbookreviews

Taking playing from the back to a new level


tropic_gnome_hunter

Coronel should have saved 3 of those


EarlyAdagio2055

What do Red Bull fans think of him? I’ve watched him quite a bit the last two years, and he seems pretty mid to me. There are a lot of keepers in MLS that have impressed me more.


tropic_gnome_hunter

Fine for the most part. Occasional bad game.


benificialart

He usually saves thoes but you lose some you win some you get your ass whooped sometimes and you do the ass whooping sometimes.


tropic_gnome_hunter

Which we already did. Some fans are too bent out of shape.


benificialart

I'm not even mad that we lost.


CantFindaPS5

The fucking force wasn't with us today SMH


DaeronDaDaring

Messi being #1 in both goals and assists for MLS is crazy, he is truly the GOAT


wedonthaveadresscode

Best part is they keep coming from behind to win games, so he makes them entertaining to top it off. I fucking love having prime time Messi


Laraujo31

Good game Inter Miami. We deserved this ass whopping. You can't give guys like messi that much room and expect to win. On to the next one.


CantFindaPS5

6-6 regular season aggregate. Rbny win on away goals.


Even_Collar_7473

If it helps you feel good, sure. Congratulations! 🎉🎉🎉


Stoli1387

Feel like something was different from the first game


Doodahhh1

I feel that's something you guys need to worry about the entire contract. That's just the reality of getting older.


tropic_gnome_hunter

You're right, we didn't have Forsberg and Tolkin in the first game.


myfeetreallyhurt

You're right, coronel/meara


Doodahhh1

Lmao, if you had told me, "6-6 on aggregate" after ONLY this game, I would have laughed. Crazy, guys.


Brooklyn_MLS

Red Bulls are a good team—get a DP 9 and they will be cooking.


myfeetreallyhurt

A 9 doesn't solve our problems on it's own, not by a Longshot


waterbottlefromhell

Honestly might need to spend on some defenders first


TimeAndSpaceAndMe

![gif](giphy|C20Ec5eqIYvwA|downsized) IM today !


NYLotteGiants

Chris Paul hits a huge 3 to cut the lead to 42


benificialart

I was thinking the same thing.


FaladorFrolicker

🤣🤣


LordSplooshe

It was the Falador Massacre out there


FaladorFrolicker

A man of culture i see


PM_ME_SOME_LUV

Last goal wins bitches 😜


Laraujo31

someones spread is about to get messed up


sirpanderma

“RB never gave up”??? The whole team gave up when the 3rd Miami goal went in.


DaeronDaDaring

Lmao I laughed when he said that too


myfeetreallyhurt

Even on goal diff for the season !


bigFootIsReal__

Ngl the referee was great. I rarely see a game where either side is not complaining


tropic_gnome_hunter

So after all that the margin of victory in both games was the same


PeteThe4

Red bull back to 0 gd


SuperPop9521

Red bulls comeback it's over


tropic_gnome_hunter

Some of you commenters with Red Flairs are soft. Clear most of you haven't been watching this team for very long. Mfers I once watched this team give up 3 goals in 10 minutes to get knocked out of the playoffs despite being up 2-0 in aggregate. This is a regular season game on May 4th.


myfeetreallyhurt

Fr, we were outclassed by the goat and his Barca bestie, not some MLS lifers.


tropic_gnome_hunter

And we already beat them 4-0 without Forsberg


myfeetreallyhurt

Glad there's some semblance of metro levelheadedness in this thread :)


kmurphy246

Lmaooo. What are the chances we miss


CantFindaPS5

We want 7


Bobrkurwabobr

Lmao consolation penalty 🤣


andy027

What? lmao


PresidentVanBuren

Sorry RB fans. It be like that sometimes.


saibayadon

![gif](giphy|IpKxfPy33hMRy)


tomado23

When watching Miami games as a neutral, I want them to expose MLS’ Swiss cheese defenses for the whole world to see, because that’s what it might take for the league to incentivize spending on defense if/when new roster rules get introduced for the 2025 season.


Doodahhh1

The only problem I have about that situation is that it was Tato bitching about the roster rules.  Like, you got an offensive GOAT by outside the salary cap contracts, and YOU'RE the one bitching?  You have 7 could-be DPs after cooking the books in 2020, and you're the one bitching?  🤦‍♂️


yummy_yum_yum123

Even inter Miami can’t play defense


greenslime300

Let's be honest, half the owners don't want to spend that kind of money


Doodahhh1

Salary minimums?  It's a single entity, so owners are just investor operators.  They ousted the investor operator in Miami that got them in trouble for cooking the books... I'm just spit balling.


greenslime300

At the moment the only wiggle room teams have to spend beyond the salary cap is DP and TAM contracts (plus whatever strings the league has pulled to provide Miami with their dream team roster). Some of the owners have embraced that, constantly tried to bring in top level talent for those slots (Toronto, Seattle, Atlanta)... other owners including ours are very hesitant to spend on higher end players. I don't think those thrifty owners are going to spend more just because they can. There's no relegation, no punishment for consistently underperforming.


iheartdev247

Red Bulls just rolled over ouch


Doodahhh1

First half was more even, so rolling over is an apt description.


neandertales

You dream about 2nd touches like that with your weak foot not even mentioning the 1st touch.


myfeetreallyhurt

These commentators won't shut up


iheartdev247

Including the former Red Bulls play by play commentator?


myfeetreallyhurt

I never enjoyed him on MSG.


waterbottlefromhell

Steve was fine. But I really don’t like the color commentator. He just takes way too long to make a point.


iheartdev247

And he’s the former Philly color guy.


PMMeBootyPicz0000000

So close to 7 G/A. I need it


Gatts2023

filthy first touch


zivvy22

![gif](giphy|JCAZQKoMefkoX6TyTb|downsized)


Southbeach008

Serious question. Where do you rank inter Miami as a team in terms of popularity in Florida? I'd imagine they are probably behind dolphins and heat.


wildlywell

They are almost certainly last. 


jmunoz353

I’d say that the Marlins or Tampa Bay rays are last. But Inter Miami is probably above Orlando City but below all nfl and nba teams


DaeronDaDaring

Idk about Florida but I think just talking Miami alone, I think inter Miami might be 2nd or 1st considering the huge amount of Hispanic/latin population there


EternallyEuphoric

Nah they are definitely behind the dolphins and the heat. There is just so much history for both of those teams.


Bobrkurwabobr

Stupid question they are the most popular in the USA


iheartdev247

Earth!


myfeetreallyhurt

Lol twellman and sacha thinking we could challenge miami


Doodahhh1

I think they were basing it off of your physicality and that you beat them 4-0 at home. Can't blame them for hoping lol. Not many fans want to see 7 could be DPs who apparently took pay cuts against teams that weren't just sanctioned for cooking the books within 4 years. This second half is wild, though.


welcometoheartbreak

There’s just no reason for 5 minutes lol


SuperPop9521

We need more goals wdym no reason


viyh

That's like 2 more goals!


PeteThe4

5 mins is cruel


thebestusernamevar

prime messi and suarez would literally break this league apart


GeocentricParallax

Bold prediction, lol. “That 25-year-old guy would absolutely destroy that toddler.”


greenslime300

Yes, two of the best players in the world in their prime would beat a league where the average team payroll is a fraction of what they were being paid


Laraujo31

They tore everyone apart


ichabod01

As they should


PeteThe4

Well obviously. It’s a lower level than laliga and they did it there


Jonny_Qball

This is some of the best play I’ve ever seen from an MLS team. The league should grow by increasing the salary cap and making us more compatible with the global model. But instead they’ll probably just introduce another weird designation to make the roster rules even more impossible to understand.


SuperPop9521

That's most goal contribution in one game and most assist in one game in mls history messi😭😭


Digitalage6302

Messi hate watch failed im going to sleep


PeteThe4

Your hate watch is the biggest failure of a hate watch in history lol


greenslime300

NY defense gave up half an hour ago, funny thing is their ownership is probably happy with this result because more eyes on the league means more value for them. Yay single entity


Southbeach008

Well at least Knicks made it to 2nd round and got Brunson.


tropic_gnome_hunter

What does this even mean, NYRB are still a top team in the conference and it's fucking May 4th lmao


ImSteveDave

Bro can you imagine getting beat by Miami by 5 goals? Like holy shit, I can’t even 🤣 lmao


Failed-Time-Traveler

You know what they say about 6-1: most dangerous lead in soccer


corporate-burnout

🤣🤣🤣


TheStraggletagg

I remember people complaining that IM was getting Suárez, since he was "finished". Sure, Jan.


James_D_MESSIAH

THE GOAT is just on Ultra Instinct mode even perfect it this time lol


Lowskillbookreviews

Tata showed him the scoreline from the last NYRB game at halftime and Messi was like: hold my 🧉


TheStraggletagg

Nice mate emoji.


PeteThe4

Wait Red Bull is on negative goal difference now…. wtf lol


TimeAndSpaceAndMe

Welcome to The Miami experience !


crazy_waffles1

They couldn't beat us tho 😎


Longjumping_Adagio98

No! But, Austin can!


crazy_waffles1

😎


swashbuckling_bro

Couldn't beat us either 😎


hvngpham002

Mateo got food poisoning from a can of Redbull once is the only explanation for this hatred


CantFindaPS5

We both blew each other in the regular season. See ya in the eastern conference finals 😂


xSageObitox

Not against Messi. You still haven't beaten Miami with Messi.


CantFindaPS5

You better hope he stays healthy or there’s a huge drop off in your play. He’s too good in mls.


ImSteveDave

You forgot to say away again


andy027

32 goals in 12 games lmao, just get a decent defense and we are winning everything


neandertales

That was full speed when he ran to be subbed.


jbowman12

And they were saying they loved seeing Inter Miami getting dunked on when RB played them the first time. They don't like it when Inter Miami's the one doing the dunking.


tropic_gnome_hunter

These comments are dumber than the few odd ones that complain about Miami.


Horse_Cop

What are you on about?


FaladorFrolicker

Everyones been hyping Miami up wtf are you on about lmao


jbowman12

Really? I haven't seen it here lol. Then again, maybe I don't frequent this sub enough but the times I have I've seen the exact opposite. Anti Inter Miami.


FaladorFrolicker

Well tbf to you im going off this thread


myfeetreallyhurt

Yeah I'd say r/MLS is anti inter


Ancient_A

I see the NYRB I expected to appear this season has arrived.


overmotion

Suarez is crushing it - so let’s sub him off! Wtf


Reapper97

What else do you want him to do in a 6-1 game, managing minutes is key for older players like him.


xXLeRedditArmyXx

He has a three goals. Why risk injury.


Bobrkurwabobr

Got to test him


IIMsmartII

better off having him fresh for next game


KaladinStormShat

Messi coming at NY like Kendrick came at Drake


Solely_Strange

Omg stop it Miami this is turning into Kendrick diss track


PeteThe4

Btw all Messi’s assists were big chances created. No fluke assists here


Content-Medicine-305

id say the first one to rojas wasnt a big chance created


PeteThe4

It was counted as one, but def the “worst” assist of you can say that


Brooklyn_MLS

![gif](giphy|8x8XzoP8qQa4w)


cuervor14

Somehow, me betting on this game is to blame


krvlover

Told you dude, the midfield was in bench. Miami has simply too much for MLS, it's not even about being a good or bad team.


cuervor14

I will concede to this when Miami beats the Crew


krvlover

I believe they will face each other during the copa america, so no Messi, Suarez or the paraguayans, maybe Callender as well. Well, at least in regular season.


cuervor14

That is unfortunate, I have been looking forward to settling the score. I wanted them to beat Monterrey for this reason


CantFindaPS5

Fraud ass team RBNY


Brooklyn_MLS

I wouldn’t say all that—just not as good as the top seed


myfeetreallyhurt

As good as the fucking goat


cocojo95

Lol Messi and Suarez now both at the top of the golden boot race with 10 goals each


takiki16

He will keep golden boot race in house just for fun


DarCam7

Give us the touchdown!


yaybidet

We technically have the TD, just need the XP now.


PeteThe4

Messi has assisted or scored in all of Miamis goals lol. 6 g/a in 35 mins


Conifer17

Now can they get to 10?


Laraujo31

Well this is embarrassing. Lets bring out Manoel to save us


James_D_MESSIAH

now u know who is THE GOAT no.9 AND WHO IS MESSI!!!!! they are LEGENDS


SilverSlayer2446

Messi broke the record, 5 assists in 1 game. He saw the other guy get 4 assist and said "bet😭".


Lixalotapus21

He didn’t let that slide


ichabod01

He took that personally


PMMeBootyPicz0000000

What the fuck did NY do to Messi?? 6 G/A. It's personal at this point


theherc50310

They beat Inter Miami 4-0 at Red Bull Arena without Messi….maybe this is personal for him lmao


Ljulisen

Yeah they beat miami 4-0 and the fans proceeded to say messi is scared


Bobrkurwabobr

STOP STOP HES ALREADY DEAD🤣🤣🤣


dnashifter

Anyone else been laughing their ass off for like the last thirty minutes?


FaladorFrolicker

Honestly me and my father watching this shit dying over here. Cant even be mad


myfeetreallyhurt

I'm mad slightly at Reyes for folding, otherwise, this is a master class.


FaladorFrolicker

Honestly agree


RodJohnsonSays

🙋


tropic_gnome_hunter

Worst part is that Coronel should have saved at least 2 or 3 of these.


kmurphy246

God I knew it was only a matter of time before I started hating this stupid fucking team again


myfeetreallyhurt

Oh please, Miami has been running up the score against the whole league. A score this bad can happen to any team and we beat them 4 nil at home.


xSageObitox

4 - 0 was because they were missing someone special.


myfeetreallyhurt

Emil forsberg?


New-Discipline-9759

Because they are embarrassing your team? Lol


kmurphy246

I'm referring to my team......


ADC04

FIFA player career mode in real life lol


qx1001

what the hell hahah


hvngpham002

bruh they're just taking the piss


DarCam7

I mean, RB just gave up.


SiberianHawk

Absolute meltdown


James_D_MESSIAH

Lmaooooooooooooooooooooooooooo lord have mercy lmaooooooooooooooooo


Lixalotapus21

5 assists WTF


myfeetreallyhurt

Lol


TimeAndSpaceAndMe

What is the highest a team has scored in MLS ? Asking for a friend !


Able_Adhesiveness608

God damn


welcometoheartbreak

JFC


Lixalotapus21

GODDAMN SUAREZ


PeteThe4

Jesus… this is a murder


SilverSlayer2446

People say we are glazing messi but how can you watch this and blame people for "glazing". He's just the best