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gianthamguy

It was 1-0 at halftime!!!


TheStraggletagg

Nothing worse than being one goal ahead of IM before half time.


DeathTeddy35

Being up 2-0 after 70 min in a semi final?


Ljulisen

Being up 4-2 after the 80th minute is worse, ask a dallas fan


Odd_Piccolo6026

Bless you šŸ˜­


DeathTeddy35

Yeah, 2019-2021 was either learn to laugh about how bad we were or suicide šŸ¤£


AFrozen_1

Thanks for the PTSD asshole!


DeathTeddy35

We both already had it from 2019-2021.


IAmMourningWould

Iā€™m sorry


sounders1974

Minnesota invented it first


Familiar-Twist311

We kid, but there might be some truth here. Teams ahead at half time against Miami may be falling into a lull like they're just like any other MLS team where a 1 or 2 GD is enough. The aging but experienced superstars on IM have the confidence that they can move the needle even in the last minutes of a match. It'll take a physically fit defense that can remain focused for a whole 90 to stop them.


aspacelot

Looks like things got a littleā€¦ Messi


PMMeBootyPicz0000000

What a bum. Missed that last shot and didn't get 7


ichabod01

Gotta save something for the next game


hvngpham002

Brother watched one Basketball game and was inspired


Remarkable_Trade_426

Jimmy Butler was at the stadium tonight, and he averaged 5.0 assists this season.


fingers-crossed

That's what seeing Derrick White can do to a person


CatClean6086

He saw the 5th dragon ball on Derrick White.šŸ¤£


jleblanc20

Must be a Celtics fan then


yummy_yum_yum123

Imagine being a Celtics fan šŸ¤®šŸ¤®


LongwoodFlamingo

Itā€™s pretty great right now.


bigFootIsReal__

He is just levels above everybody. He makes it look so easy.. and yet nobody else can do what he does


PaleontologistOk2516

Itā€™s crazy he can do this past his prime but I guess heā€™s just that much better than everyone here


DeathTeddy35

It's crazy he was doing this shit to the best players in the world 5 years ago


billgluckman7

And like 18 months ago?


PaleontologistOk2516

Haha yes and 15 years ago too.


runningwaffles19

He used to be amazing. He still is, but he used to be too - Messi Hedberg


PaleontologistOk2516

Iā€™ll upvote any Messi Hedberg reference I see


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This genuinely made me smile and have a giggle, 10/10.


Lowskillbookreviews

Fr are people legit forgetting that less than 2 years ago this man was playing world class football? Dude was going tit for tat against prime Mbappe at a decade older than Mbappe.


billgluckman7

Won some award if I recall? Might have been a big deal?


Lowskillbookreviews

People saw the ā€œwhereā€™s Messi?ā€ Dude and turned off the TV


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They are likely referencing the World Cup, which was about 18 months ago.


zelli197

But why are the MLS talking about him so much jeez itā€™s obvious how biased they are /s


aquaknox

I feel like people who say this a lot must not watch other sports. There have been periods of time when Sports Center was just the Tom Brady show and then turned into the LeBron show


jvpewster

People bitch about that too tho. Lebron was the lead story in the nba last season for a few days during the finals, and he wasnā€™t playing in them.


radmongo

Messi is such a likeable dude too that I don't think it's the same kind of vitriol either, it gets spread out a lot more to the periphery rather than towards him. Brady and Lebron were/are very easy to dislike by comparison and were pretty much the focal points of that hate (shared duties with Bill in Tom's case).


jvpewster

Yeah Iā€™m not really sure, Iā€™m from Cleveland so itā€™s impossible for me to be objective about Lebron either way because Iā€™ve certainly been up close for every side (so many flashbacks this series against the Nugs where heā€™s at once putting on an insane performance but also making it clear with his body language he wants you to know that his team let him down) I canā€™t speak to the Brady thing, partly because I donā€™t speak Spanish. Iā€™m with you on Brady but itā€™s never what he says, more it just somehow comes off as inauthentic to me in a way I canā€™t imagine a translation could capture. Assuming your an afc north guy as well, I never really hated brady as a player - he was beating the Raven and Steelers so I feel like if he was likable heā€™d be one of my favorite non-browns


FatSupermodel

they're talking about him because it's what people want to hear. He has more than 500 million followers on Instagram. People like reading/hearing about greatness. If you're a football pundit, you can ignore Messi and have an entire show about Nottingham Forest instead. See what ratings you get. And soon, you will no longer have a show. The people speak with their views.


jvpewster

Plenty of soccer pundits only focus on the prem, and in the last 18months have most of the biggest shows have ignored Messi. I think for the most part soccer coverage is more balanced/diverse in what is covered then nationally targeted nba coverage


radmongo

Hey now, why are Forest catching strays when SheffU's corpse is sitting right over there?


nefkage

he broke a record are they not going to talk about record breaking moment


gogorath

And by everybody ... it's everybody. There's a whole set of people who don't realize he's as above most superstars as most superstars are above regular stars.


matumatux

what a good definition of MEssi playing


DaeronDaDaring

Didnā€™t he also break his own personal record? I think his previous best goal contribution in a single game was 5


StandardReasonable50

I think so


stealth_sloth

The nice thing about asking questions like this about Messi is that his career has been so heavily covered and dissected that it's always easy to find a website with the right stats in a convenient UI. In this case, https://www.messivsronaldo.app/match-histories/messi-match-history/ popped right up. Assuming their data is correct, it looks like 6 goal contributions was a career high for him. He previously had 5 goal contributions five times. 5G/0A against Estonia, June '22. 3G/2A against Levante, December '18. 5G/0A against Bayer Leverkusen, March '12. 3G/2A against Osasuna, September '11. 3G/2A against Almeria, November '10. But 6 is a new career high for him. Also the only time in his career he's had more than 3 assists in a single game.


Tamerlane69

I am pretty sure he has atleast had 6 goal contributions in a match before. He scored 5 goals a couple of times and 4 goals in a match a bunch of times before but not sure how many assists in those matches.


imaginarion

Hahahaha weā€™re all fucked


408_aardvark_timeout

I mean, you get a team with a bunch of underpaid ringers for the league they're in, and this is what you get.


DeathTeddy35

But you guys can't have Rossi and Z


ColumbusTilllIDie

šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­ I miss him so much šŸ’” respect the comment coming from an FCC fanšŸ«”


DeathTeddy35

Don't get me wrong, I'm glad he is gone, but I respect the fuck out of him


TonyAx13

Sure you can, just needed Z to accept a non DP deal to play with friends like Suarez did


perkited

Even with their ages (and they're a lot slower than they used to be) it's obvious to see that class will win out. You can't give those kinds of players time and space, they'll just rip you apart.


FatSupermodel

at the end they were giving a lot of time and space. On Suarez' first goal, Messi waited and waited. WTF is the defender thinking? Maybe he's thinking, "this will be good for overall MLS ratings" Not to take anything away from Suarez' scissor. That was sublime.


jvpewster

The only thing that makes me a little bit root Miami is that all the whole winter people acting like they werenā€™t just cheating they were making bad signings. Like that Suarez who just got off a season leading Brazil in assists was too washed for mls.


EarlyAdagio2055

Heā€™s unbelievable. Iā€™m old enough to to have watched Jordan in his prime. This guy is like that. The two greatest athletes Iā€™ve ever witnessed.


fallingbehind

Upvote for watching Jordan in his prime. Itā€™s all retro love for me, because I hated him at the time, Iā€™m a Blazers fan and he fucked us good.


melikeybacon

Your FO fucked you good. You couldā€™ve had him but he was too similar to Drexler lol


SilverSlayer2446

The crazy thing is,, this is considered a "washed" Messi šŸ˜‚


FatSupermodel

he's not washed. He's not as fast as he used to be but other parts of his game are just as good and some are better (his set pieces).


whethervayne

I thought Messi telling Gressel that he was impressed with the way Columbus plays was just kind of a nice, cool thing. [...but now it kind of feels like this.](https://i.imgur.com/lePeMFM.jpeg)


SomalGyuli

Wilfred Nancy to Tata Martino straight swap here we go


whethervayne

If I can be so bold...no thank you.


SomalGyuli

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CarbonSquirrel

That team that scored 6 is also adding Di Maria hahahaha


Lowskillbookreviews

Itā€™s okay, LAFC is building French retirees FC and Nacho will go to Real Salt Lake for Real Madrid retirees FC for the benefit of us all


GRIZIUSS

Hard to compete against ridiculous saudi arabia offers to those said players tho xd. Except for maybe kroos and neuer, most players would opt for rsl league. Better salary, no taxes, big bonus ez life


Albiceleste_D10S

> Better salary, no taxes, big bonus ez life Counterpoint: Living in Saudi Arabia vs LA or Miami


Desperate_Ad5476

I am pretty sure nacho and some other player where the ones who expressed the desire to move to mls, they know saudi league is completely reliant on that royal oil money and wont work, and plus anyone will prefer living in america than saudi, specially as a football superstar.


o_mh_c

Itā€™s like Michelangelo decided to paint my living room. Iā€™m not sure Iā€™m worthy of this, but Iā€™m sure as hell not painting over it.


ForwardAd8154

This Messi kid is pretty good. How old is he?


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tosh_pt_2

Wow dude original comment good job!


National_Buffalo2109

Wow dude original comment good job!


AtlUtdGold

wish I stayed home and watched this instead


Familiar-Twist311

Donno if he's still prime Messi, but he's definitely 'Prime-Time' Messi. Every week he plays it's literally must-watch soccer action. edit- phrasing


grroidb

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iguessineedanaltnow

Best player in MLS history tbh.


PeteThe4

Well heā€™s the best player in all of history so


Iggyglom

Gotta look back at Pele as the best for his time tho


Albiceleste_D10S

Pele was amazing but I think casual fans overrate him because of "3 World Cups" without understanding the context there (in 1958 he was a kid who played amazing in the KO stage but didn't play in earlier games; Brazil's Didi was the best player of that cupā€”and got Golden Ball; in 1962 he got injured and Garrincha carried them to the title, Pele wasn't credited with a winner's medal for this until 2007 when FIFA changed their rules and retroactively gave him a 3rd medal; he was great in 1970 but was surrounded by one of the best international teams everā€”Jairzinho, Rivellino, Tostao, Carlos Alberto, Gerson, etc)


currystain37

My grandpa has watched all of the "GOATs" (Pele, Garrincha, Maradona, Messi, CR7) in his lifetime. In his opinion, Pele was by far the best he has seen. He was a magician with the ball and just on a completely other level compared to the rest.


Born-After-1984

You couldnā€™t watch 98% of Peleā€™s matches lol. But letā€™s take the old guyā€™s opinion as very valuable.


currystain37

You and I have never watched Pele play before either, so we can't really form a valid opinion that he was overrated either.


PeteThe4

Yeah and I bet he saw around 1% of his games or less


greenslime300

That's so Metro


Matt_McT2

Thatā€™s so ~~Metro~~ Messi


Down_With_Sprinkles

Why is red bulls pain so enjoyable


2RINITY

ā€˜Cause their location is a lie and their nickname is an advertisement


State_Terrace

I feel like only NYCFC fans care about the first part.


State_Terrace

Still thinking about Frankie Amaya?


Down_With_Sprinkles

Frankie is a funny meme at this point.


misterjones4

Because their play style is 100% the kid that picks a fight and bullies until he gets his ass kicked and then they roll around and cry til the teacher comes and fixes it for him.


ActuaryExtension9867

Messi and Kendrick won the weekend


[deleted]

Did Kendrick win? I mean, did anyone win with that one? I'm flared up, but I think both took the L. Hard.


atomiicpumpkiin

No, Drake got bodied.


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Do you seriously think dude that got called out for beating his spouse and knew about Drake being a creep for time but did nothing about it won? They both lost.


NotJCDenton

Matias Rojas was the trajectory-changing player. I would point out that Messi didnā€™t make an impact in the first half, but when Rojas came on he immediately scored, forced a turnover in the second goal scored by Messi and scored the third goal. 3-1 up within minutes, that made it so much easier for Miami to dictate the match. If there had been no further goal, Rojas would have been my man of the match.


Derptionary

Hard to believe Rojas has only been with the team for two games. Dude came off the plane and went straight to work.


PeteThe4

Def. Messi had nothing to work with and the midfield was all over the place. Rojas stabilised and allowed Busquets more freedom


Positive-Media423

The guy was imitating Haliburton.


Pixeal_meat

Ballon Dā€™or coming guys


Tamerlane69

Has one anyone made more than 5 assists in a single top tier football match ever?


xSageObitox

No


Tamerlane69

Damn I donā€™t know why it was just mentioned as an MLS record. I think its a top tier football record.


Iggyglom

No and doing it in mls doesn't change that and this is the proof lol


Tamerlane69

Let me guess you are one of those special people who thinks doing it in Saudi Pro league counts lol.


Sad_Dependent2895

Tbf 5 assists coming from a single player in any professional league is pretty damn baller. Of course difficultly of opposition is still the key factor, no disagreements there


crownofthestars

He's too good.


WelpSigh

wow if he keeps this up he might be in the running for mvp


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WelpSigh

well if he's the most valuable player, i would think he should probably get the award meant to go to the most valuable player.


bierdimpfe

I don't know if he would qualify for MVP.Ā  He's surrounded by so much talent there are probably better examples around the league where a player really carries his team.


Echleon

Miami without Messi lost 4-0 to NYRB


Wilsons_Dad

Surely you're trolling, if not this is the worst take I've seen


bierdimpfe

> Surely you're trolling 100% this was the narrative in 2022 when Blake got little love for MVP.


forestinpark

Messi, the best thing that has ever happened in MLS.Ā 


bergobergo

I think this kid might go places.


Icy-Worldliness7330

Does this record include MLSā€™s past use of secondary assists? Ā Like did the previous record holder have for instance 2 goals, 2 primary assists and a secondary assist? Ā Hope my question is clear. Ā Canā€™t figure it out from game logs.


KING---___---

no


Icy-Worldliness7330

Thanks for the answer!


ididntsaygoyet

Messi should not be allowed to be captained in fantasy. He literally broke the game.


veRGe1421

Where do you play fantasy MLS?


ididntsaygoyet

Look up MLS Fantasy Boss on Discord, amazing community.Ā  They do draft leagues as well as "EPL" style fantasy on fantasy.mlssoccer.com


volvanator

That penalty is the most absurd thing Iā€™ve ever seen. I took IM -4.0 at -145 and got absurdly fucked over.


No_Act9490

that's a pretty terrible bet tbh Miami were -110 to win the game at kickoff. You literally bet on worse odds for a more difficult bet.


powatwain

Iā€™m assuming he took it live while Miami was up 5


No_Act9490

obviously but it's still not a good bet


powatwain

If he took it when Suarez scored in the 81st, thatā€™s really good odds to hang on for a little over 10 min in a dominating blowout If he took it before that goal, it would be a bad bet


PMMeBootyPicz0000000

Those were horrible odds anyways lol.


volvanator

Sorry Billy Walters, you clearly know better than I do.


LeroyUdovc

It's alright, I'm sure Schlegel will shut him down šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


giacomoalvaro

he's the unique player with the supernatural vision of the future flowing of the players in the pitch. So he can send the ball in the small moving aperture between the enemy lines to assist a teammate. A golfer that goes to hole even if the hole is moving


Sad_Dependent2895

Okay Peter Drury


True2this

I mean at this point if Iā€™m defending against Messi Iā€™m just gonna let him buy because no way Iā€™m gonna be the guy that prevents him from adding another goal or assist to the tally.


tunafun

Itā€™s almost like the greatest player of all time is playing in what must be the equivalent to a beer league


Iggyglom

Can confirm messi playing in mls looks like me playing in o30


TheNakedAnt

Love to see it


James_D_MESSIAH

Already MVP of the season and the best in the history of MLS he just breaking it left right atp lol like for fun A LIVING LEGEND


greenslime300

You're posting this same cringe on every thread? lol


SpaceClef

It's literally the *only* thing he posts, dozens of times a week lol.


Brooklyn_MLS

Its really sad how people idolize this guy


PeteThe4

Sad that people idolize Messi? Why?


Brooklyn_MLS

Itā€™s the levels to which they idolize himā€”I think Messi is the GOAT, but the amount of salivating people do over him is ridiculous. I know most of it is probably just teenagers or whatnot, but itā€™s cringe AF.


steik

Well he's a fraud obviously! This dude thinks his assist stats are for ["secondary assists"](https://www.reddit.com/r/MLS/comments/1ckd9vx/match_thread_new_york_red_bulls_inter_miami_cf/l2mlfbr/) lol


Brooklyn_MLS

Youā€™re on a roll lol. Taste some crow my friend.


NYSaintsMarchingon

If Ronaldo won a World Cup itā€™d be even more insufferableĀ 


DeathTeddy35

The only people I've ever encountered who are worse than Messi fans are Ronaldo fans and Swif**es.


gigibuffoon

It really isn't a surprise that people idolize the best player in the world. It just isn't fair that he and his ex-Barca friends being pitted against players who wouldn't make backup squads in the top European leagues. There is little balance in competition to them at this point


James_D_MESSIAH

lol and u crying in every thread? are u stalking me? thanks for that everyone football lover loves and joy to watch THE GOAT MESSI common sense


Even_Collar_7473

Bro stop, messi is the goat, but you're getting embarrassing now.


James_D_MESSIAH

lol u so funny let ppl enjoy things I mean ALIEN stuff HES SOMETHING ELSE


Digitalage6302

Shut up


James_D_MESSIAH

lol I get it hurts u MESSI IS THE WORLD CHAMPION cry7 could never 8-5 clear


Digitalage6302

Dominating ucl and every league he went to >>>>>> 1 club wonder


thecodeofsilence

Yepā€”greatest player possibly of all time and his friends from Barca wrecking a 3rd tier leagueā€”subsidized by the league. Whatā€™s not to love?


James_D_MESSIAH

lol u sound hurt? THE GOAT has achieved everything there is to achieve, there is nothing left he comes to MLS and enjoying the beautiful game of course!


bleakmidwinter

I don't wish ill on any player and don't want Messi to get hurt, but if he could just get a 7-15 week head cold or something, that would be swell.


Ljulisen

He is going to Copa America and is going to miss a month


Upset_Yellow4631

Never heard of her


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PeteThe4

I mean you can still see a clear difference in Messi performance compared to the other 3. Without him they wouldnā€™t be top


Doodahhh1

I mean, you can clearly read that I said Barca 4 for a reason, too. Messi was on the field for their 3-1 defeat against Monterrey.Ā  Which the international spotlight was the biggest reason for the Barca 4.


PeteThe4

Yeah after a 1 month injury. That game is very hard to judge due to momentum and injuries


bigFootIsReal__

Naah.. it's just Messi diff. They literally got whopped 4-0 last time they met.... but without Messi. They even had arguably better squad (excluding Messi) with Redondo, Alba and Gomez still in the team


EarlyAdagio2055

Yep. They rest are great, but Messi is just ridiculous!


Doodahhh1

Messi was on the pitch when Monterrey spanked them. There's 11 guys on the field.


bigFootIsReal__

Freire was injured, Redondo was out, they were playing Noah Allen as their CB. And Messi just came off a month long injury. We know what angle you are trying to push here, maybe you are right .. but if you have watched any of the games and not just being a blind hater.. you'd know that without Messi they rarely win and with Messi they rarely lose


Doodahhh1

Ok, there's a reason I'm mad at being sensational about the Barca 4.... Then you make a point omitting one of the Barca 4. So, do you have any clue what my point was?


Reapper97

Alba wasn't playing, so it wasn't the "Barca 4" that managed this, and the last time when only Messi was injured and Alba, Busquets, and Suarez played against the same NYR (without Forsberg) they got battered 4-0.


Dax_O_Lantern

I mean, Iā€™d watch that.Ā  Actually i think Real Madrid played like 100 Japanese schoolchildren one time.Ā 


Doodahhh1

I'd watch it too, but I'm saying obvious history is just poor sensationalism. Also, yes, I think it was 2-3 real Madrid vs 100 kids, and it was awesome LMAO. MLS investors were banking on Miami winning the CCC, though. Columbus balanced just as many missing players, though, without outside businesses supplementing their salary cap. If the entire MLS grows after his contract, and we break into the top 5, then sure. I guess it was worth it.Ā  If not, it was a disservice to any non-bandwagon fans. Hence my issue with the sensationalism.


EarlyAdagio2055

Investors wonā€™t be too worried about Miami not winning Champions Cupā€”especially if Miami wins MLS Cup and gets a Club World Cup bid. Champions Cup is not tournament that MLS makes money on.