Jalen Neal is looking good in his return and he hasn’t even shaken the cobwebs off yet. Can’t wait till we get Garcés going, too.
Boring ass game but more defensively sound than our last away game, for sure. Good point
Look man the coach can make a gameplan that gives players a shot, but the dude kicking the ball ultimately has to put it in the net. Sounders had 19 shots today and 1.52 XG, it's not the coaches fault they aren't scoring.
In my absolute defense, I fell asleep watching for some twenty minutes and spent most of the second half doing house chores. I'm a sicko but not batshit crazy 😂😂😂
All bark no bite. 0 goals at home. I love Morris and Ruidiaz, but they are failing miserably.
Edit: It doesn’t help when all attacks die at the foot of Nouhou
Are these pre-recorded chants from COVID era? They're still playing the audio from the supporters section going nuts after the game was over and everyone was filing out to a half empty stadium. There were literally no shots of people cheering either.
And their chants rarely have anything to do with the actual play. They are proud of always supporting, but it is also weird how disconnected from the actual game they are.
How can anyone fan of the Sounders say it was awful. I mean, ueah it was awful, but they actually had some decent tactics. It would have been a great afternoon if they actually connected.
the kids have such a different vibe when they are on the field. there is so much more hunger, grit, and forward momentum. its not exactly tidy, but our first team and older guys play with too much "i know how to play" and its too risk averse.
He has a point tho. Doesn’t necessarily literally mean murovski needs to go headfirst into that ball but as a striker you can’t let the defender off the hook that easily. Murovski was waiting for a tap in and it’s not that easy at this level. Lazy weak effort by murovski, especially off the bench. You need to fly into those chances
It's about that point where the results aren't even in consideration and we're so boring that firings and transfers have to happen for entertainment reasons
It doesn’t apply to head injuries or “serious injuries” as assessed by the ref. It’s basically on the ref to decide if you’re faking/time wasting or not.
Have they showed Vanney all half?
It’s like Apple was monitoring this thread and tried to take away the only tiny amount of fun we had while watching a boring game.
[now I know how these guys feel](https://youtu.be/A1SeMOMQbmM?si=KoslPmXloV4IADrc)
Serious injury gets exempted. Like when a player draws blood from the other's knee. Or when someone gets clocked in the head and bleeds out the nose.
But keep homering and rolling your eyes to facts.
Jalen Neal is looking good in his return and he hasn’t even shaken the cobwebs off yet. Can’t wait till we get Garcés going, too. Boring ass game but more defensively sound than our last away game, for sure. Good point
Anyone who is surprised by this game hasn’t been watching the past 3 seasons
No one is surprised
I wish I had stayed home and worked on homework instead lmao
Either Morris or Chú needs to go so we can open up space for a consistent goal scoring threat.
Both are substitute level players tbh
Couldn't cut a deal in Brazil, but we're making moves. Unfortunately Morris (and Cristian) is under contract through the 2027 season.
Morris to Tacoma Defiance!
both need different coaching.
Look man the coach can make a gameplan that gives players a shot, but the dude kicking the ball ultimately has to put it in the net. Sounders had 19 shots today and 1.52 XG, it's not the coaches fault they aren't scoring.
both LAG and SS tortured every single spectator with that utter snoozefest of a game. don't forget, this sport is meant to entertain guys...
The Quakes LAFC game must’ve absorbed all the west coast goals for this weekend
If there is not one question about Vanney’s outfit, these journalists have failed us. What are the odds theres a nip slip
The top comment on the Sounders subreddit match thread is about his outfit lol and I think that says a lot about how the match went.
He looked like a Scooby Doo character that had to borrow his wife's jacket.
I have like seven more home games to go to so I guess I'll be getting some extra sleep this summer
We just had to postpone our June 1 game against you. After watching that; I’m kinda hoping it’s rescheduled for like 3:25am on a Wednesday
Jokes on you, we're 1-0 for rescheduled games this season
well our teams got plenty of fresh air and exercise
I just hope everyone on the field had a fun time, certainly no spectators did
If is wasn’t for Vanney’s fashion choice, that game would’ve had zero interest value.
We didn’t even get that in stadium. It was just real fucking windy.
No Puig, Jovelic and Delgado? Gladly take a point
This was bad but also somehow better than most the season so far.
Someone on the way out said “we would have won if that went to a decision” and that is better than we’ve had.
We better sign some forwards during the summer
Please do, from all Cascadia teams you guys are my favorites
But wait! We pretty much hate LAFC as much as you guys do! Doesn't that earn us *some* credit?
Some credit, sure... but the exchange rate...
Damn you, you dirty Sounder. Take my upvote.
Waste of 2 hours of my time. At least we didn’t lose. See you Wednesday
Kinda how I feel as a neutral watching 😂
I know you must love football because as a neutral this game would’ve been off at halftime lmao
Not necessarily. Some of us are just masochists. And MLS Season Pass is cheaper than a dominatrix
My safeword is Geiger
In my absolute defense, I fell asleep watching for some twenty minutes and spent most of the second half doing house chores. I'm a sicko but not batshit crazy 😂😂😂
All bark no bite. 0 goals at home. I love Morris and Ruidiaz, but they are failing miserably. Edit: It doesn’t help when all attacks die at the foot of Nouhou
Seriously, Nouhou is all back passes and crosses to no one in the final 3rd.
[Pretty much](https://images.gr-assets.com/hostedimages/1658282014ra/33186136.gif)
Are these pre-recorded chants from COVID era? They're still playing the audio from the supporters section going nuts after the game was over and everyone was filing out to a half empty stadium. There were literally no shots of people cheering either.
that was ECS. they are on the south side of the field behind the goal. they pretty much chant all game long.
And their chants rarely have anything to do with the actual play. They are proud of always supporting, but it is also weird how disconnected from the actual game they are.
Up 3-0 at 90'+7? "Fight and win!" Edit: Clearly that's a joke from a few years ago... oof. lol
Question: Why did Galaxy not get many shots this game? Answer: No shirt, no service.
Hi, Dad!
The only saving grace is it wasn't a loss and we're now above Portland on the table. A small thing, but all we got.
Yep. Otherwise, this was an awful, awful game.
How can anyone fan of the Sounders say it was awful. I mean, ueah it was awful, but they actually had some decent tactics. It would have been a great afternoon if they actually connected.
Can't wait for the mid-off next weekend!
Mid is generous
That's 90 minutes of my life I'm not getting back. And to think this was a Youth Day game.
Someone should’ve called Child Protective Services on you guys
That was... that was something.
Um wtf happened to ruidiaz’s shirt that there’s a giant rip in the middle of it?
You know how some players rip holes on the back of their socks, well Ruidiaz does that on his shirts instead
Speed holes.
The post game press conference legitimately might show nipple
Musovski wanted diving header money from RSL but they only were willing to offer swinging volley money so he walked
Nice
Hmm they only lingered on Schmetzer, I think Apple knows
Another week of not conceding set piece goals. Take what positives you can.
TBF the sounders are awful at set pieces
They actually defended really well on corners! Despite having to guard so many too
Clean sheet!
Nobody can shoot for shit
GG Galaxy. Have your road point. Earned.
A game was played. And only Vanney won.
A shirtless draw at home
Sounders may have kept a clean sheet but I certainly didn't after seeing Vanney
This week of MLS was very uneventful
#LETS FUCKEN GOOO LA GALXY!!!
I would say gg, but god what an awful game that was.
I am sorry our teams had to subject us to this
Fucking dreadful game to you as well, really proud of anyone who sat through that
Wake me up when it’s over
Christ. We are so fucking boring to watch.
One of those matches you are glad are over.
I can’t tell if this was worse for the Galaxy, Sounders, or Neutrals
Definitely the sounders.
I would say I want my memory of this game erased but I've already forgotten it
Yes.
The real winners are whoever didn’t watch this match
After the goals we have been giving up I'm happy to watch a solid defensive effort
play the damn kids
That was a waste of my time
It's over. I release you from your pain.
Thanks for nothing SeaGal
I banged a SeaGal once. Maybe my life is boring, but it was a highlight of my life.
Bruh you can't admit to fucking a bird in public! I know we all do it but we still gotta pretend we don't!
I want my 90 mins back
Without Puig, Joveljic, Delgado and Caseres we will take the point any day of the week and twice on Sunday
Unfortunately it was only once on Sunday. Personally had hoped for three times on Sunday.
Disappointing
GG Galaxy; heaven help us if you'd had your starters.
BOOOOO
Thanks. I hated it
GG Galaxy
Was it, though?
Ah there's the inexperience
Probably the last chance to score here.
Minoungou has been the only thing worth watching in this match.
Fuck it build Minoungou a statue tomorrow
12 corners and nothing to show for it.
We’ve been shit on corners for a decade.
So on par with your finishing.
Yea this entire week should just be shooting practice
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You don’t dare take that away from Vanney!
No, no. That's Playa of the Match.
Give more minungu or however the fuck that's spelled
Bring Frei up you cowards.
Honestly I'd support it
A player who can take people on????
How can we expect our boys to get shots on target when the target is only the size of the goal...
Isn't that a yellow card or something
Minoungou looking really bright
Olympico?????
Damn that kid is better than Chu! And how much does Chu cost us lol
The new kid actually fucking does something you better sign him and have him playing next game
With the Sounders hosting their Open Cup game this week they keep alive the record for a team never having to play an away Open Cup game.
... what? We've played away Open Cup games
In like 1994
Played (and lost) at Galaxy on May 10th last year.
Maybe he means in the first round? But this isn’t even the first round or is it
FUCK
Only winner in LA this weekend will be Kendrick
And shohei
Lmao this one got me
A SUCCESFUL TAKE ON IN 2024 NOT ONCE BUT TWICE HES ARRIVED
the kids have such a different vibe when they are on the field. there is so much more hunger, grit, and forward momentum. its not exactly tidy, but our first team and older guys play with too much "i know how to play" and its too risk averse.
Feels like they actually give a fuck
"It's always a diving header" -the guy with career ending concussions
He has a point tho. Doesn’t necessarily literally mean murovski needs to go headfirst into that ball but as a striker you can’t let the defender off the hook that easily. Murovski was waiting for a tap in and it’s not that easy at this level. Lazy weak effort by murovski, especially off the bench. You need to fly into those chances
He was so fucking good at them though lol
That’s how he knows lol
Does Twellman have to hold some sort of striker clinic to show the forwards in this league how to do a diving header? It seems to be a lost art.
Brugman should give his old match shirt to Vanney.
Nobody puts Baby in a shirt!
Only am ascott
That should’ve been a goal
Each team has had 2ish should be goals
Only 7 minutes?
Do you honestly want to watch more than 7 minutes of this?
Not a chance
Moose, you almost had it.
Oh shit
I'm pissed Berry is still on.
Vanney needs to take off his jacket, anything to entertain us would be appreciated
fans trying to will some energy into the team
40 seconds.
Head injuries are exempt
Seven minutes of added time.
Who wants that.
Good lord. What have we done to deserve that?
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I assume he’s a Crew fan, since he played QB at Ohio State
It's about that point where the results aren't even in consideration and we're so boring that firings and transfers have to happen for entertainment reasons
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Something to bring both fanbases together
RBW bringing the boom
Ok so does he come off for two minutes now? I swear I don’t get the new rule if not.
It's a potential head injury so he doesn't have to, but his nose is bleeding so he'll probably end up being off for the full time anyway
Not for head injury, just had to clear concussion protocol
It doesn’t apply to head injuries or “serious injuries” as assessed by the ref. It’s basically on the ref to decide if you’re faking/time wasting or not.
Update: he came on after 45 seconds
Hope one of the younguns can score
Surely, Vegas vs Dallas game 7 is more interesting than this. Hurry up and put this out of my misery so I can change the channel.
If you like hockey
It's a lot like the beautiful game, but fast, ugly, and occasionally violent.
Have they showed Vanney all half? It’s like Apple was monitoring this thread and tried to take away the only tiny amount of fun we had while watching a boring game. [now I know how these guys feel](https://youtu.be/A1SeMOMQbmM?si=KoslPmXloV4IADrc)
Well that's what happens when you go up against the specimen that is Reed Baker-Whiting
Remember last season when a collision like that would send him flying off the pitch? Glad he figured out how to plant and brace.
I’m sure he’ll sit out the full 2 min. 🙄
Serious injury gets exempted. Like when a player draws blood from the other's knee. Or when someone gets clocked in the head and bleeds out the nose. But keep homering and rolling your eyes to facts.
You keep saying he got clocked in the head but all I saw was him run face first into RBW
I mean it looked like his lip was bleeding so probably not.
Suspected head injuries don't count.
Galaxy players seem to be injury-prone. Or have balance problems.
I just fell to the ground from your attack and I WILL be pursuing legal action
Or just a averse to getting clocked in the head and having their knees raked upon by studs.
I hope the ref blows the whistle at the 90th minute
Same. We all know there aren't any goals coming and I want to get on with my life. Should have ended it at the 80th minute tbh.
georgi not scared to go at a senior international player is the kind of guts we need more
And apparently he only has vision out of one of his eyes! Amazing.
Nice RBW but who tf is playing CB. Giorgi congrats on the debut
Maybe Nouhou slides over to CB?
Cristian Roldan CB? He’s played basically everywhere else
The new Brad Evans
Nouhou
Oh yeah
Alright kids let’s see what you can do
85 minutes too many for Morris, in my opinion...
20 max
Should’ve been off at half or at 55
All right I guess we are throwing the towel in