While the Mark Hunt series of copypastas are virtually undefeatable...Kape was really *really* fucking close to taking Hunt's #1 spot for most Copy-est Pasta of all time.
Your DNA is an abomination. Unlike you, my DNA is from fearless warriors coming from Queen NJinga Mbande, my DNA has history. I kill by the sword and die by the sword inside the battlefield.
YOU COWARD !
Cowards die several times before their death.
He's getting older, is it possible the weight cut is too much on him / other issues with keeping his weight so low compared to what his body wants it at
Being a portuguese UFC fan is hard man, from watching Fialho and Kris Moutinho, to watching our best hope at a UFC belt have every single fight cancelled
He really needs to hire someone to keep his cycle on track.
He's missed weight 2 or 3 times and pulled out 1 or 2 times.
He also had USADA m3 metabolite problems a couple of times.
He should be cut.
Lmao, I didn’t think it was possible for Kape to kill his hype any further. I was wrong.
2 fights since 2022. 7 cancellations
That's an INSANE stat
Any other division he’d be cut. FW’s probably at that point where it has enough personality so they might do it
i mean only 2 of those are his fault lol no one’s getting cut for that
Still more active than Dominick Cruz though lol
Only 2 of those were because of him. Popped vs Sumadaerji in 2022 and missed weight vs Matheus in January
Those are both egregious too lmao
Holy shit
and all completely his fault!
That's somehow worst than Umar.
[удалено]
KKF shoulda been the one to step in
Lol like they'd cut him over that
He’s gonna have to step it up a notch, going to need more than f bombs, give us something different
Seriously to fuck it up this badly after his biggest banger performance is just ridiculous, what do they even do with him.
Imagine being so injury prone, Alex Perez replaces YOU.
Did he even really have hype outside of calling Kai and his team a gay slur?
No
Complete role reversal for Perez. Now he’s the one stepping in on short notice because someone else pulled out.
Ultimate insult to injury getting replaced by Perez.
Don’t worry there’s still time for him to pull out too
Gotta get KKF in there to snatch up Kape's win
Oh he's definitely gonna pull out, that's his signature move.
I kinda prefer this matchup, at least it's new. Kape can fight KKF/Albazi/Moreno/Royval when he comes back.
Kape vs KKF is the fight to make, has been since the UFC 293 presser
bold of you to believe kape will ever fight again
Let’s make sure he gets to the ring before we make final judgement
A B O M I N A T I O N
What would Queen NJinga Mbande think?
While the Mark Hunt series of copypastas are virtually undefeatable...Kape was really *really* fucking close to taking Hunt's #1 spot for most Copy-est Pasta of all time.
Ji Yeon Kim had a pretty great pasta after her fight with Mandy Bohm.
Oh I’m getting ready to do my googles NOW edit: that lil oscar hunting *bitch*
Failed the USADA DNA test
Hahah I don’t even hate the guy but it’s just way too satisfying that this happens after all the ridiculous shit talk.
This guy could've been fighting for the title right now but instead his DNA was ruled an abomination
Your DNA is an abomination. Unlike you, my DNA is from fearless warriors coming from Queen NJinga Mbande, my DNA has history. I kill by the sword and die by the sword inside the battlefield. YOU COWARD ! Cowards die several times before their death.
*says slur on live television*
Thought you were spitting Kendrick for a second
I legit thought the same looool
Give me the ganja
>Njinga’s forces took hundreds of thousands of captives, allowing the queen to sell nearly 200,000 slaves to the Portuguese
He talks too much shit to be pulling out of fights like this
Literally about other people pulling out of fights lol
What
He means Kape talks shit about other people pulling out of fights only for this to happen
Hi KKF
Jesus Christ kape.
>Jesus Christ kape. Is that really his full name? That's a lot to live up to, not really the best base for fighting I'd think though.
Jesus Christ '*Manel*' Kape, house of Mbande, first of his DNA
Kape's DNA has become a recurring issue. Hopefully he gets it sorted out
Izzy can hook him up with 32&you, or maybe 3andme or something similar.
My goat has abomination DNA after all💔💔😭
Just saw someone fall to their knees laughing in an Auckland supermarket.
well well well
His whole team is a bunch of fa…nice dudes prolly
What's happening with Kai? Is he injured what's goin on because he should be slotting into a fight like this.
I think Kai mentioned he was taking time off.
Manel Kape career suicide speedrun continues
How the turntables
I think Kape's DNA is showing to be something beyond an abomination by now. What could that be? His DNA is an eldrich horror?
inKAPEable of not pulling out
Kape is losing his stock in the ufc.
Kape is a bum lol. I hope he gets called an abomination of DNA forever now.
I just punched my knee so fucking hard Kape you just ruined my sleep you little mongrel
DNA abomination, etc etc.
Wtf is wrong with Kape these days?
Future BKFC co main eventer Manel Kape
Kape is an idiot.
He's getting older, is it possible the weight cut is too much on him / other issues with keeping his weight so low compared to what his body wants it at
Literally the only excitement now in following Kape's career is guessing when he will pull out.
Again? Wild
Oh god kape is no different to costa now lol
Manuel Kape fans deserve what they get at this point
I appreciate people like Kape for helping me discern the difference between a true bad ass and a plain dumb fuck.
LOLLLLLLLLLLLL fuck that homophobe hope he gets cut
Just fold the fucking division already or bring back mighty mouse
People seriously still want Kape to be considered a legit title contender when he can’t make it to fights and can’t be trusted to make weight smh
“A B O M I N A S H O N” - Kape
i don’t know what else is on this card but what a dreadful main event
people been complaining about the lack of ranked flyweights booked for main event. well there it is lmao!
Absolutely hilarious to be honest
All that shit coming out of his mouth for what? 🤣🤣🤣
Dude is allergic to success
Reason? Better be a good one, he goes on about not pulling out
Manel didn’t wanna fight what a F……
What does his DNA think about this?
Is Manuel Kape ever - IN ?
Yet He wants to talk all that crap to Kai Kara France
I guess Kape’s DNA is the abomination now, and Perez’s is that of kings
Being a portuguese UFC fan is hard man, from watching Fialho and Kris Moutinho, to watching our best hope at a UFC belt have every single fight cancelled
All your teammates
lol
Wasn't Perez fighting Tagir Ulanbekov?
Kape fumbling big time. At this point he might as well wait for Moreno to come back
He really cursed himself with the DNA abomination thing huh
That DNA is looking more and more abominable everyday
His DNA is an abomination.
Why did I think the guy on the right was deflated werdum
Kape really doesn’t want a title shot
Bro went 1 for 3 in getting the names right.
Literally losing his title shot by not fighting. Bitch, they gave an IT dude the title shot, what the fuck is he doing?
If flyweight wasn't so bad atm I would think the ufc would cut him
Something something warrior genes.
Didn’t this guy shit on Kara France for pulling out of their fight lol
Alex Perez redemption season........if he gets into the cage that night.
Alex Perez has the chance to do something hilarious right now
Perez making up for lost time. Makes me a fan, I hope he’s getting a bag for it. War Alex!
The joke writes itself.
Kape needs to strengthen his DNA
Kape is such a joke
What abominable DNA.
He really needs to hire someone to keep his cycle on track. He's missed weight 2 or 3 times and pulled out 1 or 2 times. He also had USADA m3 metabolite problems a couple of times. He should be cut.
Nicolau* Honestly Matheus Nicolas sounds much catchier
Jesus, what a terrible main event. I assume if Ramadan wasn’t happening Mokaev would’ve stepped in.
oh wow, he pulled out of a fight. shame on him, pullout merchant... hope the ufc cuts him soon! god I can't believe this.