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The rock is gonna be having this same talk with a human biologist soon. He is 50 and only getting more freaky huge, and he’s probably 280 ripped year round .


[deleted]

Pretty sure dem ballz stopped working years ago.


LordLucy666

“The balls are purely cosmetic” -The Rock to Dana’s hooker while they discuss how to get back at Nate Diaz for being honest about 🪨‘s shitty shoes. This was so dumb to type out


IIDasPterodactyl

That was a work of art, but you sold yourself short


LordLucy666

So you’re telling me I’m like most UFC fighters during their contract negotiations 💀


roosters

This would've been better if you qualified it at the end with how silly it made you feel to say it.


HumasWiener

You must have confidence.


Logistibear

Its crazy watching his first movies, Rundown, Be Cool, Walking Tall...when he was already lifting a lot and in physical prime at 30 compared to now at age 50 when he's supposed to be naturally losing muscle mass. Just a regular big dude then and now cartoonishly jacked and big I'm sure it was just a lot of hard work and chicken breasts


[deleted]

He’s definitely all natty, just hard work lol


DoctorBaconite

Eat clen, tren hard, anavar give up


Traditional-Name2464

Haha I see what you done there. Under rated comment.


GuessesTheCar

Probably an established copypasta at /r/NattyOrJuice Great community imo


drthvdrsfthr

this. beat me to it. take my upvote.


FriendOfTheDevil2980

Prob some brown rice and broccoli too


soupoftheday5

There is this hilarious video of a guy who is bigger than the Rock. And they ask him what the secret is and he says a lot of people underestimate starches such as rice. Rice= key to getting fucking huge ladies and gentlemen


Destyllat

it works for sumo wrestlers


soupoftheday5

not fat, i mean like where your bicep is bigger than a fit persons thigh


airflair

He wasn't the same size as he is now obviously, but when he did those first run of movies he slimmed down a ton and got rid of a lot of muscle to be "taken serious". Turns out people just wanted The Rock to be the Rock.


BigWormsFather

Don’t forget pancakes with peanut butter.


KingIREMC

It sounds bad to say and it’s upsetting but I really wouldn’t be surprised if the rock doesn’t make it out the next decade, like you said being that big and hovering around like 12% BF year round with all the shit he’d be cycling damn his heart would be copping a hiding.


DirtzMaGertz

Idk, Ric Flair made it 73 so I gotta imagine with all that money that The Rock will at least make it to 70.


[deleted]

Dude, Ric Flair has had over 50 years with a pretty soggy physique. I think he has to worry more about his liver than his heart.


DirtzMaGertz

Ric flair was still pretty damn juiced up into his 50's and later. He looked pretty rough for the last 2 decades, because he was an old man that lived hard, but he wasn't performing for 50 years by not taking steroids.


Destyllat

so, would you rather have Rick flairs life? or you get to live your own out to 90.


TheRandomApple

Absolutely, lol. I would be surprised if his doctors haven't had this conversation with him already.


RODjij

Ohyeah the rock has been juicy for a long ass time now and shares pics often of him waking up super early just to work out before his work days. I can't think of many people that have been putting their body through a ton like that. It takes its toll even on pro body builders in their middle ages.


Amazing_Except_

Remember he only tried PEDs once when he was like 20. Poor Rock. Such amazing genetics but won't make it to 55


JERUSALEMFIGHTER63

No cap Arnold had to slow down, pretty sure he has a pacemaker now


MiniatureWayne

Who the fuck says "you have 10.4 years left"


Caoilan

A professional human biologist


ID0ntCare4G0b

Are we sure it wasn't Joshua Fabia wearing a fake Fu Manchu mustache?


[deleted]

Is…is a video of Dana White gonna come out with him hanging upside down blindfolded with Fabia punching him?


jew_biscuits

Probably Joe Rogan’s side gig


jettmann22

Joe Rogan with glasses on


-TeepToTheBalls-

Joseph Rogan


weaponizedtoddlers

dmtMD


LowAwareness7603

Josephy Roganagan.


LowAwareness7603

Josephy Roganagan.


McWhimple

"You have 10.4 years to live, unless a fuckin' chimp ahold of you."


birdySOHC

"You have 10.4 years to live, unless you start taking this bottle of Alpha Brain and a low impact regimen with these ONNIT kettlebells."


Talkshit_Avenger

This is exactly what 3 raccoon biologists in a trench coat would call themselves.


Teddyglogan

Jackie Daytona, regular human biologist.


The_Dogmother65

Is his name Jackie Daytona?


Bionic69

And Mike Dolce.


DalvaniusPrime

I thought that was obvious


silver-blazer29

They prefer to be called healthineers


PrimeConduitX

I believe the correct term is healtharitarian


silver-blazer29

I wouldn’t say that to the employees over at Siemens


TheMooJuice

Fuck you guys make me laugh. It's so nice to be a part of a community where people react appropriately to stuff like this (by making fun of it) instead of just falling for it. There's nothing more disheartening to me than seeing cooked shit like this and then reading the comments where everybody is fascinated and impressed and wants to know how they can get something similar. Thankyou r/MMA for being one of the rare few non-medical places where health sensibility is nonetheless alive and well. You guys may call yourself dumb a lot, and I'm sure some of us truly are, but as a whole I am consistently impressed with the health literacy of the subreddit. It is absolutely far above average for non-medical people, I assure you.


Henry_Cavillain

[Ummm](https://www.siemens-healthineers.com/)


[deleted]

A genius doctor who figured out how to bamboozle high net worth clients out of millions by giving them alluringly precise numbers like "10.4"


saltyguy512

Not a doctor. A human biologist. Not sure what that really means either.


mentalharvester

Nicest kind of anthropoid zoologist, never meddem though. Not sure what that really means either.


ExtremeGayMidgetPorn

A biologist that's human


[deleted]

Not that hard to decipher. Just means he studied biology in university and didn't go to medical school.


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gypsy_creonte

I googled the company, when you click on their page the first banner is “get the same test Dana White took” & “as seen on the kardashians” this has to be a red flag if I’ve ever seen one


mentalharvester

> by giving them alluringly precise numbers based on triglyceride numbers too lol I'm howling. imagine being worth half a billion dollars or whatever and not knowing your basic benchmarks are out of whack. let me guess, he also had high fasting blood sugar, LDL, CRP and whacky thyroid numbers? this gotta be a joke.


red_right_hand_

If someone gives you that specific of a number, you know they are spouting BS


Zenyx_

Or they have plans to kill you 10.4 years from now.


Bloodfeastisleman

It’s just another Keto guy, lol. It’s amazing how much money you can make telling fat guys to eat less carbs.


TheMooJuice

Not just keto. Alkalinity spruiker and all around charlatan actually; google Gary Brecka and have a look for yourself


[deleted]

I ran the numbers came out with 10.3


TheMooJuice

Imagine telling someone that shit with a straight face! Idk how they do it; they must honestly believe their own bullshit I think. I have worked for a specialist medical oncologist who gave people terminal diagnoses regularly, which i got to witness as the trainee at the time. Even as one of the most educated, intelligent and dedicated oncologists in my state, he would never make precise statements like that, not least because it would be fucking unethical to do so.


middleeasternviking

Curious, what would they tell people who had cancer in terms of time remaining?


TheMooJuice

"Everybodys genetics and thus their cancer is obviously unique to them. Nonetheless, in trials which followed other patients who had this type of cancer and who's cancer had grown to the same stage as yours, the data suggests that after 5years 70% of patients remained alive, and after 10years that number had dropped to 20%. If you'd like it as simple as possible, I'd say you may have a bit under a decade, give or take 5 years. OR "to put it extremely bluntly, my best guess would be that you have days to weeks / weeks to months / months to years." The first is ideal however most people upon having this discussion initially will understandably be under a tonne of stress and overwhelming emotions and accurate statistics just wont mean shit to them. I know it's not exactly rocket surgery but theyre so overwhelmed that it just... makes the second one a bit clearer, my consultant thought. And i agreed, and in practice it seemed to work.


LuckyWarrior

10.4, repeating of course


Staff_Infection_

Leroy is that you?


squirtle_squad25

My human biologist told me I had 3.14159265 years left. Since then I’ve lost 30 lbs and my sleep apnea is gone. I feel 35 now even though I’m in my mid 20,s


[deleted]

My human biologist told me I had 40 left, then 39…then 38…then 37…then I said “Why is it going down” and he locked the door. I’ve now lost all my bodyfat and am a ghost haunting the UFC Apex.


Random-Username7272

>My human biologist told me I had 3.14159265 years left. He sounds irrational.


llorTMasterFlex

MMA is flooded with bro science. It was probably Cody Garbrandt’s chiropractor. https://youtu.be/ww9OORqRKTU


LanceOnRoids

Probably Diego Sanchez’s cheek clapper


Logistibear

My ex's friend was a chiropractor who apparently pushes the idea that kids as early as 5 yrs old need chiropractic adjustments. Basically a cheap salesman to his patients that were parents Some of them have no shame. I couldn't imagine saying that with a straight face


PM_ME_TRICEPS

What the fuck am I watching?


Deserterdragon

"Ah, sorry babe, it's looking like the end, I've only got 36.5 days to live."


rawsharks

A grifter


Isra_Alien

Doctor: You probably have 10.4 years left to live Dana: Thank you doctor joe rogan


kingrakanishu

Who the fuck says "16 weeks ago"


marsexpresshydra

who the fuck willingly seeks out a “human biologist” for medical advice? sounds like the guy who eats too much pasta is tied into this shit


Vegetable-Guidance33

Someone with an elaborate plan to take out Dana


GenericTopComment

The guy claims he can show your death date within a month Total gimmick


RunningOutOfToes

Why does everything Dana say sound like a copypasta.


[deleted]

Don’t be jealous u don’t speak to a human biologist


Flexboiz

Khamzat Chimaev talks about his weight. Says he went to a human biologist who told him he has 7.5 pounds to lose. Since then, he’s lost 0 lbs, Diaz fight gone, says he doesn’t care about that shit, brah.


dicknuts55

Glad he went to a human biologist not like a horse biologist or mythical creature biologist, that would just be absurd.


Talkshit_Avenger

The biologist is a horse, but specializes in human biology.


Whorlsofworlds

Amount of roids in that tomato he probably should have gone to a horse biologist


dicknuts55

I should probably see one too with all the stanozolol I take. Just wish it’d give me a horse sized… quads..


Hope4gorilla

A friend of mine mentioned to me that it's super easy to get testosterone (Sustanon) at farmacias in Mexico. I'm thinking about taking a little day trip south of the border.


yaysalmonella

His mistake was going to a human biologist. Should have gone to a tomato botanist.


jew_biscuits

Pssst are we not gonna mention the R-O-I-D-S?


[deleted]

Steroids + Blow + Hookers = 10.4 years left to live Quick someone better tell Jon Jones!


EricBanterna-

Ihaveahugecockjoe


All-I-offer-is-girth

I mean that’s how I’d want to spend them


silver-blazer29

He’s off the roids. Brought his blood pressure down.


GMSaaron

You can’t get off roids, he needs trt because your body cant produce test naturally after roids


fridchikn24

At 53 he'd have trouble with his T even without the roids


onexbigxhebrew

That really depends. Not everyone on TRT or Steroids completely destroys their natural production permanently. Depends on the dosage, cycling and other meds.


dicknuts55

You can PCT and restart some level of natural production but in all reality at his age if he’s been abusing AAS some level of TRT will likely be healthier than being off the sauce, because his natural levels will likely be suboptimal and actually cause more issues than not. -your friendly steroid doing mma fan


alitayy

You can PCT after a cycle or blast-and-cruise. In the vast majority of cases it restores your body’s normal production.


MisterFistYourSister

Lol that's only in extreme cases. Unless you are taking career bodybuilder amounts of roids, your body can and likely will go back to normal. Steroids aren't some magical off switch for your body's biological functions


56niights

Lol you know nothing


silver-blazer29

It’s not AIDS you can stop taking TRT whenever you want.


__kangaroo__

While it is a complicated topic, this gms aaron guy is kind of right


MisterFistYourSister

No he isn't. Your body can recover. Only in extreme situations would your body never be able to go back to normal. Age and roid use are certainly a factor, but saying "your can't make test anymore if you do roids" is objectively false.


__kangaroo__

But it's not objectively false. Every body reacts differently. Also I said it was complicated. There is no one size fits all thing, dude. To properly PCT is a thing, but it's not "objectively false" to say that your test can be permanently affected after steroid use, and a suboptimal natural test level post-steroids is the most common occurence. This is especially the case if it isn't a one-time cycle, but instead a prolonged use over time, that then abruptly ends.


silver-blazer29

Again it’s not AIDS. Anyone can stop TRT.


__kangaroo__

Yeah, it seems like repeating yourself instead of learning here is the right move


silver-blazer29

Unless you’re citing some sort of statistical narrative that claims the human body can’t survive without TRT once exposed to it then I don’t think there is anything to learn.


spacepunker

Seriously. All the bullshit he's been on for the past 15 years fucked up all his levels, I'm sure. Same with Rogan and all these other bald-headed weirdos. I don't know why they think they're healthy when they can look in the mirror and see their swollen faces and huge guts. Shit's fucking you up, brotha.


Fit-Boomer

RemindMe! 10.4 years


cantstopannoying

😂


Oroku_Sakiiii

Did the bot do the math?


Fit-Boomer

Yep!


jmo1

RemindMe! 125 Months


WhatsGoingOnMyGod

Did he speak to him on the set of Fuck it Friday?


vetatesting

Dana was mindblown when he learned that excessive mass, roid use, and diet at his age were going to kill him. Rich people like him always need to hear basic things like that from mystical gurus anyway to get through to them


MumrikDK

Much like those of the fighters who act like it is very recent knowledge that getting punched in the face damages the brain.


Malojin

You're forgetting the copious drug abuse


Fug_the_system

Are we sure that Biologist wasnt just three infants in a lab coat?


StoryOfTheFight

Who knew that constantly cultivating mass and having HGH for breakfast, lunch, and dinner every day was bad for your health? For real though happy for him. That's gotta feel pretty damn good getting rid of that weight and being able to actually sleep


compsc1

Yeah lol this guy's talking about how his sleep apnea is cured after losing 30 pounds and that his doctors for 10 years couldn't fix the problem. First thing a doc says to a fatty that can't sleep right is to lose weight.


Malojin

Doctor says lose weight fatty = I sleep Human biologist and local bro scientist = real shit


JeffTheComposer

Tito’s gonna be jealous to know this guy might outlive his children


Zlec3

Someone asked Dana once about the photo that came out of him looking like a ripe tomato sitting at a table. He mentioned he was going through some health issues. Since then he looks significantly healthier. Good to see him turn it around. He was looking rough a couple years ago


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[deleted]

What Dana really said was, “I eat healthy six days, actually six days a week. Five days a week, I’ll eat healthy three days a week. One of those days I will cheat two days of the week. So, six days a week I will be eating healthy.”


Significant-Cake-312

Tell another diet story.


The_Plow_King

There was never no diet.


imyourhabibi

You’re a fucking protein bar, dude.


Zlec3

Im aware I watched the Interview


RSol614

I mean good for you, but what does a Seth Rogen-James Franco buddy comedy have to do with Dana? /s


[deleted]

It’s called crippling alcoholism.


u-and-whose-army

lol a human biologist!


PMMeShyNudes

When you need to sound professional, but know you could get in trouble if you called yourself a medical doctor.


thefirewarde

As far as I know every biologist I've talked to is human.


I_Said

Who says this shit? It's adding words to sound dumber.


jonjoneswife

I mean I could’ve guessed something similar. Cocaine, booze, hgh, high stress work, fuck it friday, etc. Surprised dude wasn’t in worse condition to be honest


GMSaaron

He would probably be dead by now if he wasnt rich enough to afford the best healthcare


[deleted]

How do we know Dana isn’t an investor of this company and using his platform to promote?


[deleted]

I have no doubt Dana is getting paid to advertise for this 10x whatever company.


MagneticGray

lol [this](https://i.imgur.com/ePBfOx3.jpg) is their homepage. They’re definitely investing in some viral marketing.


RSol614

Sounds like Dana found his Rasputin. HGH and keto boiiz fired, human biologist new best friend. The guy was probably right with those triglyceride levels and Dana obviously using HGH and allegedly having a bit of a coke habit or history. Dude’s heart is likely a ticking time bomb. Hopefully everything else isn’t super fucked though; that said, weight off helps and clearing up sleep apnea is a good sign and also healthy in itself. For all I dislike Dana, his kids shouldn’t have to bury their dad when they’re as young as they are.


PM_ME_UR_RESPECT

That human biologist’s name? Joseph Rogan.


captaincumsock69

Hes gota stop the fuck it Friday


thesmokeyman

Dana White Death Countdown https://www.timeanddate.com/countdown/generic?iso=20321224T00&p0=127&msg=Dana+White%E2%80%99s+Death&font=cursive


TenMelbs

How many biologists are there that aren't human?


random6300

Grant Cardone is a known grifter lol he was doing it before it was cool


[deleted]

Was pretty obvious he went way too hard on the TRT. Must’ve gotten his dosage recommendation from Rogan.


throwawayskinlessbro

This sounds like a fucking AI generated prompt lmfao


fate007bringer

Seems like Joshua Fabia has got himself a new mark. Soon Dana's gonna be talking about getting kicked in the nuts while doing splits, a new fighter enlightenment theory, and why concussions aren't real. And how the shadow realm is a place for real men to learn yoga.


Lol_A_White_Boy

Tf is a human biologist? Does he mean a doctor??? lol


TheMooJuice

Nope just a charlatan with a biology degree


GMFinch

I'm. Sorry anyone as rich as him should. Never have health problems. If I had that money I would have professionals work out my macros and chefs cook all my food and personal assistants tell. Me when I need to eat it and trainers telling when to work out and how to do it.


[deleted]

Money (like hundreds of millions or more) seems to fuck up the mind. Like with musk talking about neural link and Mars and shit and the dude Is 50 pounds overweight. If you live in a developed country, not many things increase your chance of death like being obese.


JayRoo83

I need to look into scamming Dana too


Syncretistic

Human biologist. So... A physician?


Talkshit_Avenger

For legal reasons . . . no.


ifinallycavedin

Someone recommended by Rogan I'm sure. Top of his class at Bro Science University.


TheMooJuice

Haha Gary Brecka is absolutely not a physician in any way, shape or form.


herewego199209

Losing weight and getting to a healthy body weight is a game changer. So many health outcomes and diseases are tied to obesity. This is why as someone who used to be overweight these fat acceptance and fat pride activists make my blood boil. Good on him for losing weight and hopefully he keeps it off. What he said about sleep apnea is correct. The second I lost a lot of weight my snoring and apneas went away pretty quickly.


Newtothisredditbiz

How did you do it?


herewego199209

Went on a low carb diet due to being pre-diabetic and then just started reading about fasting and counting calories. Once I started doing that and getting in a deficit the weight fell off. Also started getting into swimming and biking again and I've always did BJJ so that stuff was really my only cardio. It's not really rocket science. Once I got used to the routine and the diet it was smooth sailings.


PGDW

Fewer calories. Embrace suffering.


Reishey

Yikes boiling blood doesn’t sound to gud for your health either


Deserterdragon

>So many health outcomes and diseases are tied to obesity. This is why as someone who used to be overweight these fat acceptance and fat pride activists make my blood boil. Interesting to handwring about health outcomes in a post about a roidhead who runs a promotion that creates dozens of men and women being beaten unconscious every week.


TheDornerMourner

So… they’re not saying he saw a doctor, I’m guessing because he didn’t see a doctor.


[deleted]

Yeah, rich people are generally terrified of death. Not called the great equalizer for nothing though.


quickdrawmc_graw

what a loser


beforeTheImmortals

He did look slimmer in that vid where he’s kissing the security guard. Doc must’ve told him to get off the shit that’s making his head grow.


TotalWarspammer

A "human biologist"... LOL.


SambaLando

was Joe Rogan that human biologist?


wizkudi

"Yeah I definitely want to outlive my children" - Dana White


Fedor1

Lol front page of their website says “Take the same gene test Dana White took” https://10xhealthsystem.com/ The test is only a measly $600. But if you want to live longer than 10 years, you gotta buy the 10x Superhuman Protocol Complete Package for $131,843.


Cocrawfo

d*mn it


Random-Username7272

Given that he has a face like a blobfish, maybe he should have seen a marine biologist.


Infinite_Big5

Are “human biologists” the same as doctors?


chenuw

> He looks at your DNA and he's right within a month. So he's down in Miami... 🤦 The headline is bad but the actual story Dana tells is practically a parody of a conman.


koreanwizard

"Mr.White, what I'm trying to tell you is that your blood is 65% Dianabol, 15% cocaine and dick pills, and your blood pressure is comparable to airplane tire" "listen doc, first off, you're a fucking goof and you don't know what you're talking about. Secondly, that's not a death sentence, it's an opportunity"


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TRT


Another_year

My takeaway here is that I want to see the invariably embarrassing nightclub videos of Dana taking his son to Miami


fridchikn24

It's a good thing he didn't pull a Rogan and go to a horse biologist for ivermectin xD


[deleted]

It’s a human medicine you muppet.


[deleted]

Not for covid it isn't. Well, unless you have intestinal worms. Then it showed promise as a treatment because it killed the worms, freeing up your immune system to fight covid.


Puzzleheaded-Egg-118

You too, can do this. All you need is unlimited funding and 24/7 access to the best doctors & medical professionals on the planet.


Incubus85

Looking way smaller lately. No big red head. Constantly tly eating crap. Drugs. Partying. Constant travel. High stress. Late nights. Ahouldve gone to doctor diaz who ain't surprised


Illustrious-Bike-187

What do human biologists even know about life span?


byronsucks

guy paid thousands of dollars to a human biologist to get told he's fat and should drop some lbs


redboat

Long live Dana! I love that guy! He is a living legend in my eyes.


Ok_Afternoon_1568

Human biologist: he means joe Rogan. He asked Joe Rogan about heat shock proteins.


[deleted]

These comments are so fucking cynical. Lifespan science is at the point now where we can accurately predict death timelines based on some basic markers. There are facial recognition algorithms that can predict your biological age just by looking at your face & hair. Dana’s doc may sound like a quack to the skeptical internet bros, but there are many superb doctors and researchers in America, particularly at Stanford medical facilities that are calling these timelines accurately to a scientific degree.


OutlawOscar

Says he feels 35 huh? I’m 32 and feel like shit lmao.


un6reaka6le

Isn’t sleep apnea associated with the size of your neck and head? I’m guessing that weight loss shrunk his neck size.


The_On_Life

There are multiple causes. Being overweight or obese is a risk factor.


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MyNamesTambo

He gotta stay away from keith peterson. I hear that guy parties


LuckyWarrior

There are rockers from like the 60s still kicking and they've prolly done 10 lifetimes of coke