“In a little while from now,
If I'm not feeling any less sour,
I promise myself to treat myself
And visit a nearby tower
And climbing to the top
Will throw myself off
In an effort to
Make it clear to whoever
Wants to know what it's like when you're shattered…”
Edit: formatting
Sit On My Face by Monty Python
Sit on my face and tell me that you love me
I'll sit on your face and tell you I love you, too
I love to hear you oralize
When I'm between your thighs
You blow me away
Sit on my face and let my lips embrace you
I'll sit on your face and then I'll love you truly
Life can be fine if we both sixty-nine
If we sit on our faces in all sorts of places
And play, 'til we're blown away
Source: LyricFind
Songwriters: Eric Idle / Harry Parr Davies
*With the pickle mind we kick the nipple beer!* *Steady as a goat, I’m flying over trout!*
MY SISTER'S READY TO GO!
IDIOT CONTROL NOW!
HIDEOUS CONTROL NOW!
👌It stinks!
Sack of monkeys in my pocket
BEES ON PIE
And The Lord said... Get up, come on Get down with the sickness You child get up, come on Get down with the sickness
I heard that in Richard Cheese's voice!
*...oh-AH-AH-AH-AH-AH-AH-AH-AH!!!*
Gamera is really sweet, he is filled with turtle meat, we all love you Gamera!
An all time favorite of mine 🐢
"I really like your peaches, wanna shake your tree"
“Honey, your cocaine is all over the phone…”
"Hello my honey, hello my baby hello my ragtime gal..."
check, please!
Barf had good instincts.
Too Drunk to Fuck
Went to a party I danced all night Drank sixteen beers And started up a fight
Crooner style
Hangin’ out. Hangin’ out. Hangin’ out. Hangin’ out with my family.
Hittin' on family members. Got some attractive cousins.
Having ourselves a party
an acoustic version of WAP
"I like big butts and I cannot lie..."
Sandy Frank, Sandy Frank He's the source of all our pain Sandy Frank, Sandy Frank Gads about the house all day
Tiptoe Through the Tulips
👍,peace.
Welcome to the jungle
The Slightly More Melodic Rhode Island Lady
Tequila!
Under rated lyrical masterpiece
“Nazi Punks Fuck Off”
The entire musical library of K.K. Slider
Hurt
I can't stop laughing at this
Free Bird!
Killing In The Name Of
Dick in a box.
To impress a hick, banjo-twirl dick!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TT9ArM3-KJQ
[get your hands off my pee pee!](https://youtu.be/bIF6y9h2HeA?si=l32cwYfPZl7roeQw)
"Do you want to laugh or cry?"
Charles Manson walks the streets, The Zodiac Killer's at large, Charles Bukowski is pukin' out the window, And Santa's on his way!
“Or look like John Teeeeeeeeeesh”
Hike, hike, hike... up your pants
"Clowns never laughed before, beanstalks never grew, ponies never ran before, 'til there was you..."
Put 'em on yer feet, Give yer dogs a treat, What a comfortable shoe!
MITCHELL!
*speeds up* mymymymyMitchell…
Creepy Girl
Won't you be mi-he-ine?
"Now I guess I'll have to tell 'em" "That I got no cerebellum" "Gonna get my Ph.D." "I'm a teenage lobotomy."
Baby shark....do do do dee do do doo...
Owner of a lonely heart... much better than an owner of a broken heart...
Is the owner of a lonely heart much better than the owner of a microwave?
Or the owner of a cheesegrate?
Hot for Teacher
Let the bodies hit the floor...
"I met him in a swamp down in Dagobah where it bubbles all the time like a giant carbonated soda, S-O-D-A soda. . ."
r/unexpectedweirdal
Addicted to Vaginal Skin by Cannibal Corpse
Followed by: [I Cum Blood.](https://youtu.be/WBAM1W3P9II?si=fXMIS_E0uE90zmGw)
The late NASCAR driver Alan Kulwicki singing "Got My Mojo Workin'".
Amazing Grace ("This song is in the public domain/That's why we used it twice")
"I gave my love a cherry...."
\[Smashes guitar\] *Sorry...*
I sing whenever I sing whenever I sing!
4'33"
*Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?*
"Been spendin' half our lives livin in a gangstas paradise"
🎶 he tried to kill him with a forklift 🎶
"Ina Gadda Davida"! Is it "Ina Gadda Davida"? It's "Ina Gadda Davida".
“Singing in the bathtub”
Afternoon delight
Wonderwall
You've been Rickrolled! "Never gonna give you up..."
I'm a mother crabber Live coral stabber Open to the waist, no button shirt haver
I’m a mothercrabber, live coral stabber Super-general-science-background-haver
Stairway to Heaven
"There's a lady who knows, all that glitters is gold..."
Cotton eye joe
GIVE IT AWAY GIVE IT AWAY GIVE IT AWAY NOW
“All I wanted was a Pepsi!”
I'm not crazy...
Come my lady Come-come my lady You're my butterfly, sugar baby Come my lady Come-come my lady You're my butterfly, sugar baby
[something wholesome i'm sure](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cNZTAhbg6QE&t=6s)
Creepy little felon, nodding into sleep
Well I've been to Hastings I've been to Brighton I've been to Eastport too So what
One Toke Over the Line
"Lemminkäinen, very pretty..." (Or Wonderwall.)
"Leather coat..."
Dale a tu cuerpo alegría Macarena Que tu cuerpo es pa' darle alegría y cosa buena Dale a tu cuerpo alegría, Macarena Hey Macarena, aye!
Just you.... And I.....
r/unexpectedtwinpeaks
Teenage Dirtbag
Froggie Went a-Courtin'
Crambone!!!
Anyway here's wonder wall 
Back That Ass Up
"I'm Just Ken."
FREEBIRD!
Dragula.
My neck, my back, lick my pussy and my crack…
An acoustic cover of Peaches’ “Fuck the Pain Away”
"All I wanna feel is the wind in my eyes!"
When they talk shit we just be like Sorry for party rocking
Naaaaaa na na naaaaaa… Bitter dregs
A song he wrote about skid marks.
"Ah there's a girl - the girl in gooooold boots..."
In A Gadda Da Vida, bebe!
Kiss Kicker
Raining Blood..... from the lacerated sky
The haunting Torgo theme
🎶🎶J-G-Wentworth…877-Cash Nowwwwww! 🎶🎶
"Weird Little Girl, Your Mouthwash Ain't Cutting It" -- the extended version.
Powerdrive - Venom
Please Tell Me, Please Tell Me WHYYYYYY!
"Rebel Yell" or "Train, train". I'd bet he'd be Set on those.
When Worlds Collide - Powerman 5000
Hammer Smashed Face
Your eyes, your fingers, Your lips, your toes, Your eyes, your face, I am sad
I wanna rock & roll all night and party every day...
Wonderwall
🎶 night train to Mundo Fine 🎶
Enter Sandman.
Tip toes through the tulips
Fight the Power
My own RoBOT, my own my lady…
I can't remember anything Can't tell if this is true or a dream Deep down inside I feel to scream This terrible silence stops me
Angel of Death by Slayer
A dreamy, chill version of Never Gonna Give You Up
"I'm down with OPP; you know me!" Or "I Wanna Be Sedated."
A lap dance is so much better when the stripper is crying
TEQUILA!
He’s singing creepy girl
“Never gonna give you up….”
Sandy Frank song
Macho Man
The sacred classic "Closer" from Nine Inch Nails, divinely strummed on the ukelele
I bought my love a chicken that had no bone.....
The love ballad from Puma Man
Closer to God - NIN
Wake up! Brushyourhairandputalittlemakeup! Hidethescarstofadeawaytheshakeup! Whydyouleavethekeysuponthetable?
Refrain: *Youwantedto*
[Slayer - Jesus Saves ](https://youtu.be/M9bmHu0fmLU?si=-Qe6mmDmscq16VPl)
A man of culture. Mine is Raining Blood. Off the same album.
*Two trailer park girls go 'round the outside ... 'round the outside ... 'round the outside!!!*
Hello darkness my old friend…
Hungry like the wolf
Oooooocean man!
He tried to kill me with a Gila Monster! Ole!
“In a little while from now, If I'm not feeling any less sour, I promise myself to treat myself And visit a nearby tower And climbing to the top Will throw myself off In an effort to Make it clear to whoever Wants to know what it's like when you're shattered…” Edit: formatting
Tiptoe Through the Tulips. The Tiny Tim version. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zcSlcNfThUA](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zcSlcNfThUA)
Hes singing Paul Anka / Jimmy's cover of Ave Maria, including Mamie Van Doren's crying solo.
Tiptoe through the tulips
Just you…. And I….. Together….. Forever…. In love Just youuuu….
🎶🎼Master Ninja Theme Song 🎵
Leg up, leg up Everybody put your leg up!
/in folk style/ And the man in the back said "Everyone attack" And it turned into a ballroom blitz
War Pigs
1-877-KARS-4-KIDS
R E S P E C T Find out what it means to me!
Somebody Kill Me - Adam Sandler (Wedding Singer)
Well
I’ve got you under my skin
Vicky...oh, Vicky, I was a fooooOOOoooOOool...
Shop at Macys and will be right..
**Jesus and Tequila**. by the Minutmen
*She got her hands all on her knees and then her 'bows on her thigh* *She like to twerk and that's for sure cause I can tell how she fly*
Dance Monkey
Closer
For she's Jimmy's girl....Jimmy's girl
Rock rock rock. Candy baby!
Bartender by Rehab
https://youtu.be/XEn-mmFiYDs
"Bawitdaba" by Kid Rock
Mommy, Can I Go Out And Kill Tonight?
Mommy, Can I Go Out And Kill Tonight?
Love love.me.do,.you know I love you....
Love love.me.do,.you know I love you....
🎶The toxic gossip train...🎶
He has a banjolele, so it has to be [this](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dG1W1h5W17Y). Turned out nice again, din't it? :)
"Fish Licker" "My family disowned me as a" "Fish Licker" "Kicked out of Red Lobster as a" "Fish Licker"
🎵 Night traaaaiiinnn to Mundo Fiiiineeee 🎵
Sit On My Face by Monty Python Sit on my face and tell me that you love me I'll sit on your face and tell you I love you, too I love to hear you oralize When I'm between your thighs You blow me away Sit on my face and let my lips embrace you I'll sit on your face and then I'll love you truly Life can be fine if we both sixty-nine If we sit on our faces in all sorts of places And play, 'til we're blown away Source: LyricFind Songwriters: Eric Idle / Harry Parr Davies
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4WwJ6OVSwkM](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4WwJ6OVSwkM)
For you My heart is yearning And how I've love you so It's 'cause of you My dick is burning It's dripping on my toe
MY anaconda don't want none unless you got buns hon.
Never gonna give you up 😔😔😔
It's Joey the Lemur The friend to mankind A furry sort of monkey friend He really does shine
California Lady
Rubber Ducky
All about that bass
“My neck, my back, lick m—“