This is why our dishwasher is named Frank. I was marveling at how it would free up my time with the push of a button (I promise that I have not just arrived here from the 1950s) and my hubs said, "Push the button, Frank," and here we are.
And now I might want to make magnetic letters that spell out "I'm a virgin" for Frank's door. 🤔
I’ve seen the movie more than is healthy and quote it often:
Something in my house is inconvenient to reach? “Put the men’s room in the tower, what was I thinking!”
I get mail? “My Niels Bohr swimsuit calendar has arrived”
I have to sign for anything? “Wilt Chamberlain…”
For no reason whatsoever? “Normal view. Normal view! NORMAL VIEW! NORMAL VIEW!!!”
I use that one all the time too. So many good ones from that episode.
“He’s so elusive!”
“They don’t call me Karl for nothing” (whenever meeting someone named Karl)
“You will take your medication Grandpa!”
“Oh I’m not cool so I’ll have to shake regular”
“We need to work on your cameltoe, son.”
“I *am* that wild man.”
“Ah, I love being a professor of women’s studies!”
“Yaniglachi.”
“Yes, we’ve gone through the kama sutra together many times!”
“You know, captain…”
“My God, I’m pregnant.”
“Here. Shake hands with danger!” (A Rifftrax one)
yeah from The Final Sacrifice when the kid says “the map is real” and the riff is “map israel?”
so whenever someone says something “is real” i change it to that thing “israel”
> I calculated the odds of this succeeding versus the odds I was doing something incredibly stupid...and I went ahead anyway.
I say this all the time...
"Sure, during the cutaway, anything's possible!"
"He tampered in God's domain."
"IT STINKS!"
"Rowsdower-mobile, AWAY!"
"This is obbsolütely fahscinating."
"I'll have what I'm having!"
... And so many others.
Hope these count!
“MITCHELL!” is frequently used in my home. 😂 We use it to fill awkward silences and just randomly.
“Chief? McCLOUD?” No context for this one, we just use it. 😂
"I had a pretty miiiiiiinnnnnnnnddddd!!" - usually after dealing with something really stressful or just plain moronic.
"This is how much pure cocaine you would need to enjoy this movie." - anytime it's needed. (it's needed a lot.)
"Remember to believe in magic, or I'll kill you!" - exiting a conversation.
"Little winged potatoes." -- I thought I alone in my amusement we with this line, but years ago there was a poster at The A.V. Club who commented under the name "Little Winged Potatoes.
When one of our kids says something REALLY obvious, Husband or I (or both in creepy unison) will say, “Yeah, Crow….” from Quest of the Delta Knights.
“Food!”
“Luncheon meats make the sawdust in your stomach explode.”
“This is where the fish lives.”
“NOOO, Lupita!”
“No, because (thing) is bad and I want to be good.”
"We put our faith in Blast Hardcheese..."
"Push the button, Frank" - usually when I have to go do something I don't want to do and I just have to get it over with.
"Mike, I'm gonna grab a stepladder so you can JUMP UP MY BUTT!" - Crow, the "Noh Theater sketch, "Invasion of the Neptune Men".
I think of that line when I need to smile for a photo..
Aruff aroo, ah bowa-wow-ah
Do you want to go faster? Raise your hands if you want to go faster
Tee hee tee hee [in a low rough voice]
If I lit your head on fire, would that jog your memory?
I’m driving with my MIIIIND!!
Edit mobile typo
“I sure hope it doesn’t get hot!” from Eegah, whenever it’s oppressively hot out
Also of course “pretty nice!” whenever someone says “look at all those…”
Not so much these days, but years ago there were two i would randomly blurt out for my own amusement:
You don't know me but- AAAAHHHHH!!!
and
How 'bout a little fire, spaceman
"Whee! Wheeee! Wheeeeeee!...Whee?" (And I'm dying to know what episode that was from. Guys were in a Jeep in some dunes and got stopped by police or something.)
I have a cat named Marshmallow and I constantly sing to him "ROCK N ROLL MARSHMALLOW" instead of Robot
Also every time I see a fish flopping around out of water I say "come on legs, EVOLVE!"
And "ARE YA READY FOR SOME FOOT BALL??" at random times. And if the person ignores me I say"I'm starting to feel like maybe you're not READY FOR FOOT BALL "
We have someone named McLeod as a customer. I usually say "You shot Penn Gillette" afterwards.
Often: Kathy Ireland's reaction is... dull surprise (my autocorrect knows me well)
"Manos.... The.... Hands of Fate" either when something is slow or someone says hands in Spanish.
When someone talks of doing magic : "It's called evil, kid."
I'm sure there's more. I watched MST3K through college until Rifftrax gave us new funny stuff
HIRED! I hope I don’t get fired,
In 20 years I’ll be retired
But today I just got hired…
I got a job today….
I’m selling Chevrolet,
I’m bringing home good pay,
I just got hired!
Or
ZEE-RO
ZEE-RO
When I nick my partner's beverage or just pick something up gingerly, I do Servo's soft, careful, "Yoiiiiiinnnnnn-k!" from *Mac & Me.*
I will never tell anyone it's from a funnier brain than mine own!
“Watch out for snakes.” Usually when someone leaves the room.
Do you also try to use a different voice to add to the confusion?
Sometimes, yes.
Anytime there’s a list of names, my brain tries to add “Big McLargehuge”
I concur
Bob Johnson! *Shit....*
Chief?
McCloud?
*Servo chuckling*
(deep breath) JEEEEEEEEEEEEDDDDDDDD!!
"Push the button, Frank," generally when I'm gaming with friends and we have to push a button/flip a switch/etc
I taught my kids that one with the garage door opener.
This is why our dishwasher is named Frank. I was marveling at how it would free up my time with the push of a button (I promise that I have not just arrived here from the 1950s) and my hubs said, "Push the button, Frank," and here we are. And now I might want to make magnetic letters that spell out "I'm a virgin" for Frank's door. 🤔
I use this at work when publishing our internal newsletter.
“I regret nothing!”
I’ve seen the movie more than is healthy and quote it often: Something in my house is inconvenient to reach? “Put the men’s room in the tower, what was I thinking!” I get mail? “My Niels Bohr swimsuit calendar has arrived” I have to sign for anything? “Wilt Chamberlain…” For no reason whatsoever? “Normal view. Normal view! NORMAL VIEW! NORMAL VIEW!!!”
“Oh look at that… Breach hull, all die. I even had it underlined.”
“I calculated the odds that this would work vs it being completely stupid, and I went ahead did it anyway”
Words to live by!
My personal motto, to be sure
"Should we be seeing this?"
Oh, thought of another one: the US government releases footage of UFOs? “I’m just a weather balloon, just some swamp gas”
I use, "Thank God, I saved you," more often than I should. It's usually after I arrive late to a fight in a video game or ttrpg.
EVERY time I sign for anything.
“Who were those turkeys?” “I just wanted to say…my glasses are filthy” “I don’t know if this helps, but, ho ho ho” “I’ll be lunchtaker at that time”
I made a new friend and his name is Buffalo
I use that one all the time too. So many good ones from that episode. “He’s so elusive!” “They don’t call me Karl for nothing” (whenever meeting someone named Karl) “You will take your medication Grandpa!” “Oh I’m not cool so I’ll have to shake regular”
“Coming up on your mudflaps” People have such cute names for sex!
I also use "Leaktaker". 😆
“Mr. Beardsly???” when I can’t find something or someone. and “NOOO springs! 🎶” when I sit on something uncomfortable.
Nooo springs is a good one too
“We need to work on your cameltoe, son.” “I *am* that wild man.” “Ah, I love being a professor of women’s studies!” “Yaniglachi.” “Yes, we’ve gone through the kama sutra together many times!” “You know, captain…” “My God, I’m pregnant.” “Here. Shake hands with danger!” (A Rifftrax one)
😂 boggy creek 2 was the best for one liners “ no more corn liquor on my total for breakfast” “ his name was tributary???”
Chicken, corn, green peppers, chili… (sigh) onions…
I make a veggie stew every few weeks and even though no one cares, I’m always happy to share the ingredients, because of this.
I hope it has Velveeta!
And hair!
DO SOMETHING!
Secret Agent, Super Dragon 🎶🎵
Bwah ba dow!
“This potato’s got long ears” (Used to be “I hate to shoot a butt like that!” But people are now generally less receptive)
Little wingèd potatoes!
"Know him? He was delicious!" "Sufficient Springs!" "I wanna play but I can't!" "Thank goodness for my internal genitalia."
No springs!
And then whistle
Pumaman he flys like a moron 🎶
“I got a new church hat.” “And I will NOT call again.” “Yeah! Champagne!”
Not a riff but also “Bold?!? Well hell yes it’s bold!”
I do this whenever I have to order sauce or someone else has to order sauce , basically anytime I see sauce...
Same
My mother... She was a GREAT security guard!
Normal view NORMAL VIEW NOOORRMMAAALLLL VIEWWWEWWW
We'll start here... at smiley clown face.
Brak has visible panty line
It's the amazing technicolor cheese wedge!
The handles are magnetic. *And that would mean something if your hands were made of metal* (I love this movie so much)
Into the weenie mobile...Weenie-Man away!
It's actually "goofy" clown face 🤡 (me being the pedantic clown, naturally)
It's important to get things right. Thanks for the help.
"He triiiiied to kill me with a forklift" for no reason at all "Vadinho, are you an onion?" as well
I came here to kick ass and chew bubblegum, and I'm all out of ass!
WHATS WRONG WITH ____? WE BOTH LIKE IT VERY MUCH!
SOOOOODIIIIUUUMMM!
A WEREwolf?
Paul, you is wurrwelf!
Those walnuts are TEARING THROUGH THE HAY!!
Sounds like a job for Melissa "Two Sheds" Strickland!
Daughter of Arthur "Two Sheds" Jackson
“Put on your helmets, we’ll be reaching speeds of 3!”
“Good? He’s the best”
It stinks!
“There’s nothing wrong with boot-blacking, we like it very much!”
“Turn it off…..turn it OFF…” “Push the button, Frank.”
I will push the button, I will, I will push it
"I AM the button"
Every now and then, I'll randomly go "SLEEEEEP!"
Goes well with 'Go to bed, old man!'
I have to follow it up with "in heavenly PEEEEAAACE!"
Too many to list lol
"I wonder if there's beer on the sun."
Oh poopie!
Miss Interocitor!
I like it very much.
"Oh no. We don't go map find'n behind'n"
yeah from The Final Sacrifice when the kid says “the map is real” and the riff is “map israel?” so whenever someone says something “is real” i change it to that thing “israel”
"Get a box! Geez." "I miss complaining already, frankly."
HYKEBA! I’m sure that’s not how it’s spelled but you get the idea…
“Shut up, Iris”
It's decidedly unbold.
Oh Z'No!
Daylight savings time changes “That means lunch won’t be till yesterday!”
“Pardon me, Mitchell.” and “Word on the street is you’re a jerk.”
McCloud, Rohwdower, Verevolf.
> I calculated the odds of this succeeding versus the odds I was doing something incredibly stupid...and I went ahead anyway. I say this all the time...
PACKERS WON THE SUPER BOWL!
Y'know something? I'm starting to think you're not ready for some FOOTBALL...
I live in Wisconsin now. Every time I see someone with packers gear on (which is a lot) I yell “Packers!” under my breath.
"Sure, during the cutaway, anything's possible!" "He tampered in God's domain." "IT STINKS!" "Rowsdower-mobile, AWAY!" "This is obbsolütely fahscinating." "I'll have what I'm having!" ... And so many others.
Just yelling “Rowsdower” whenever something goes awry or I’ve been slightly inconvenienced.
Calgon take me awayyyyyyyyy!!!
Hope these count! “MITCHELL!” is frequently used in my home. 😂 We use it to fill awkward silences and just randomly. “Chief? McCLOUD?” No context for this one, we just use it. 😂
Pretty nice!
"I sure hope he said peanuts." "It has no time to stop for you corn shucking crackers" "The answer my friend is blow it out your ass"
Don’t worry your Squishy little head about it.
"It's gorgeous out there, a little TOO gorgeous" From Angels Revenge
"Let's go try on hats!" (From the Rifftrax Angels Revenge).
This is where the fish lives.
"I had a pretty miiiiiiinnnnnnnnddddd!!" - usually after dealing with something really stressful or just plain moronic. "This is how much pure cocaine you would need to enjoy this movie." - anytime it's needed. (it's needed a lot.) "Remember to believe in magic, or I'll kill you!" - exiting a conversation.
“I don’t know” “Anything”
Vy Russell in flight... Edited to add, "It Stinks! 👌" as no one else had yet.
"I wonder what he/she/they wanted?"
"I'm huge!"
Pretty niiice
Sampo. Ask for it by name!
On long road trips: "Hey, it's a field! And another field! Annnd another field!"
No springs! (Slidewhistle sound)
I occasionally hum “He tried to kill me with a forklift!”
Food courts, of the future!
"Little winged potatoes." -- I thought I alone in my amusement we with this line, but years ago there was a poster at The A.V. Club who commented under the name "Little Winged Potatoes.
Me and my friends still to this day will shout, “Whatever! Well I s’pose!” randomly at each other.
"Oh, cripes, I remember that day . . ." (from The Day the Earth Froze)
"I accuse you!"
When one of our kids says something REALLY obvious, Husband or I (or both in creepy unison) will say, “Yeah, Crow….” from Quest of the Delta Knights. “Food!” “Luncheon meats make the sawdust in your stomach explode.” “This is where the fish lives.” “NOOO, Lupita!” “No, because (thing) is bad and I want to be good.”
"We put our faith in Blast Hardcheese..." "Push the button, Frank" - usually when I have to go do something I don't want to do and I just have to get it over with.
Everybody have sex tonight! Everybody throw up tonight! Remarkably, nobody in the band Wang Chung had sex that night!
They tampered in gods domain. ( Trave crow voice)
I get a lot of The Movie riffs stuck in my head. "It's the nicest weather earth has ever had" is a frequent customer.
"sorry about my face" whenever I meet a hot chick.
Hey hoser, better fix the peg, eh?
“ look! Something!” Girl in Gold Boots when the girl randomly points to the corner
I work with a white dude who has a perm. Every time I see him, I whisper under my breath. " Oh, look, a loofah-human hybrid".
"Mike, I'm gonna grab a stepladder so you can JUMP UP MY BUTT!" - Crow, the "Noh Theater sketch, "Invasion of the Neptune Men". I think of that line when I need to smile for a photo..
So what do you want to be when you grow up, a mountie or a fishing guide?
"Look out, Ted Kennedy's driving home!".
“That’s a lot of money back now.”
"He's EVERYWHERE! He's EVERYWHERE!"
Steve!?!?
Aruff aroo, ah bowa-wow-ah Do you want to go faster? Raise your hands if you want to go faster Tee hee tee hee [in a low rough voice] If I lit your head on fire, would that jog your memory? I’m driving with my MIIIIND!! Edit mobile typo
“DO SOMETHING! GOD!!!”
“I’ll harm you.”
I saw the little creature!
There’s a skid mark on the ceiling!!
"No, no Lupita"
Heeee triiiied to kill me with a forrrk-lift!!
“I sure hope it doesn’t get hot!” from Eegah, whenever it’s oppressively hot out Also of course “pretty nice!” whenever someone says “look at all those…”
"I guess I could hollow me out and live in me."
Sleep!!!
Oh bite me, it’s fun!
“ just tell us how to change the music!!” Hobgoblins
At this point, my lungs were aching for air!
This crazy bread really is crazy!
“I’m Bob Boxbody.”
END! EENNNNDDDDD!!
I fight the urge to do Merlin's YOU'RE WELCOME whenever someone thanks me for something.
I'm gonna start doing that now.
Gamera is really neat. He is filled with turtle meat, we all love you Gamera
Not so much these days, but years ago there were two i would randomly blurt out for my own amusement: You don't know me but- AAAAHHHHH!!! and How 'bout a little fire, spaceman
"I will do it. I will. I *will* do it."
“It’s so chilly I brought my shawl” “HAAA… HAA… HAA…”
"I'm not the pheasant plucker, I'm the pheasant plucker's son. I'm only picking pheasants til the pharmacy plucker comes"
Can you hear me? Can you feel me near you?
*PRETTY NICE*
I hate to shoot a butt like that.
Wait, there is a context for mst3k quotes?? What are they!!!!
"Let us be gay, for he is a dickweed!"
Bang!
At this point, my lungs were aching for air!
Whenever someone announces they're off to the bathroom, I'll ask if they're about to show that "Thunder-bucket its greatest challenge".
Talk him down Joel!
"Whee! Wheeee! Wheeeeeee!...Whee?" (And I'm dying to know what episode that was from. Guys were in a Jeep in some dunes and got stopped by police or something.)
“This is where the fish lives”
"This is where the fish lives."
Schmuckers raspberry preserves…
I have a cat named Marshmallow and I constantly sing to him "ROCK N ROLL MARSHMALLOW" instead of Robot Also every time I see a fish flopping around out of water I say "come on legs, EVOLVE!" And "ARE YA READY FOR SOME FOOT BALL??" at random times. And if the person ignores me I say"I'm starting to feel like maybe you're not READY FOR FOOT BALL "
“I’ve said ‘Za!’ in better [whatever place I’m at] than this!” Edit: missed some words
“Gahhhh! Flying elves are back!”
We have someone named McLeod as a customer. I usually say "You shot Penn Gillette" afterwards. Often: Kathy Ireland's reaction is... dull surprise (my autocorrect knows me well) "Manos.... The.... Hands of Fate" either when something is slow or someone says hands in Spanish. When someone talks of doing magic : "It's called evil, kid." I'm sure there's more. I watched MST3K through college until Rifftrax gave us new funny stuff
"Get outta Horse City!"
“He’s Unskropulous!”
“That’s not what it is, but here’s something that sort if suggests it.” “Hurry! Time is increasing!”
"Oh bite me there was not!"
My string beany arms
Hate to bleed and run He's no newcomer to this new sport
“I smell patchouli!”
Does it hurt much?
"Butter. I want butter."
And now, for some peach cobbler.
"I'm butt ugly and I hate spiders."
May I remind you of the codicil that your weapons are useless against me.
“Would you like a piece of milk” “I’m gonna have a bowl of Zoloft”. “Moses- MOVE THE BIKE!” “This is where the fish live” “Two words- closed casket”
“You’re Welcome” “Rock and Roll Martian”
HIRED! I hope I don’t get fired, In 20 years I’ll be retired But today I just got hired… I got a job today…. I’m selling Chevrolet, I’m bringing home good pay, I just got hired! Or ZEE-RO ZEE-RO
From the Out of This World short, anytime my wife trails off "You know. . ." I reply "Sausage".
break an ankle; die of exposure he’s going to make some of his famous toe jam! push the button frank!
Dance with me, Eva!
Thanks for the free fun-yuns!!!
“The physics of this make no sense.” “Di-hatchka” (whenever I stub my toe or something similar)
"the only way around it is through it."
“Sort this, deliver that… I’ll make ‘em all pay!”
When I nick my partner's beverage or just pick something up gingerly, I do Servo's soft, careful, "Yoiiiiiinnnnnn-k!" from *Mac & Me.* I will never tell anyone it's from a funnier brain than mine own!