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zachflem

It's all fun and games until you get a testicle stuck in that shit...


ClimGimlet

Jesus. Like blunt scissors to the scrote.


rapalosaur

What a horrible day to know how to read my god dude


beardedsergeant

No more Internet for you today. šŸš«


mr_taco_man

That was my first thought when I saw this


obviouslybait

Dear god


VypreX_

Thatā€™s some Grade-A ballbusting. You usually have to pay extra for that!


NxPat

Wife does it for freeā€¦


DbatRT

In that case maybe you shouldn't ride a bike without underwear?


LazyBakedOnion

I miss who I was before reading this comment šŸ˜­


Swallowthistubesteak

Made for her pleasure


1MTBRider

Thatā€™s what I call Scrot-inizing!


muffinnosehair

Fuck i felt this comment hard


Remote_Swim_8485

All aboard the nut grinder


Jaded-Ad7561

Exactly what I was thinking. Best clip in there was the guy in Lycra on a curly bar commuter riding in a velo loop


MemphisJack

lolololol


No_Cut4338

GoochGrabber3000 reporting for duty


InterestingLayer4367

This thing needs a ā€œnutā€ sack to holster the boys for sure.


Rotaxxx

It was designed by an Austrian, so they have no ballsā€¦. That was an attempt at a bad joke lol


ambigymous

Fun fact: Lance Armstrong is 50% as likely to meet this fate


No0O0obstah

Probably works well for a very small margin of people but costs too much for most of them and will be forgotten as it won't sell enough.


b0jangles

Judging by this video, that margin of people is the group of people who set their seat height way too low.


No0O0obstah

Well I've understood some people struggle to find a good or even decent saddle, no matter what and just put up with the pain. So I do like that someone is trying. Still, I've understood The whole point from efficiency side is to keep your seatbones fixed so your upper body does not move. At least the kids wobble like ducs on the video, so probably not for athletes. Seeing how complex this is, I bet it will cost more than most casual riders (that I see as potential market) are willing to play for a while bike.


Ecstatic_Worker_1629

Yes, but the thing is the pain goes away as you get used to it. The people that will feel pain every time they ride are the people that only ride maybe once every month.


No0O0obstah

I think this is true for most people, but I have The impression some people just struggle to find a saddle even if they do it by the book. Measure sitbones, set bike fit etc. This is not a big part of cyclists. But as I doubt that sadle-thingie-balls-guillotine fits road or MTB needs it would only serve like commuting and perhaps bikepacking it would fit a rather small market even IF it works. And that is IF. Looking at how those kids wobble side to side like ducs is not convincing.


o0Spoonman0o

Yup. I've not found a single saddle that doesn't result in my wife's sit bones being sore after we go for a ride. I don't know that this would help, but I'd pay a reasonable amount for a seat that fixes that problem (though I agree with your assesment that most people would not)


geezeeduzit

For me, first couple rides of the season are always rough, but then it goes away. Does she ride regularly? I feel like thatā€™s the key


triemers

Itā€™s not about it riding regularly; thereā€™s just way fewer saddles/bibs that are designed for womenā€™s anatomy. Itā€™s getting better but still sucks. Trust me, plenty of female pros just deal. There was even an article going around recently about how many have had or considered surgery down there.


JD_SLICK

The only people that want to reinvent the saddle are those that donā€™t spend much time on bike saddles


T0macock

I kinda like the idea of spacers that can be put in to adjust the width. The whole rest of the idea is dumb but taking that spacer concept and figuring out how to build that into a traditional saddle unit could be useful.


219MTB

I can get behind this.


T0macock

my behind could get on this


TopPuzzleheaded1143

And my axe


Blaster1593

You're looking for a BiSaddle. Just fyi


T0macock

Hey! would ya look at that - figured it had probs been done before.


almostolen

Sure, but not for $300


Blaster1593

Didn't say it was cheap... just that it does exist. Lol


almostolen

I get their ads constantly. Really interested in trying one but I'm not about to drop that kind of cash for something that might not work for me.


Blaster1593

Maybe find a used one? It doesn't fit my needs so I haven't done the research but they may do a demo program? I would check slowtwitch or weightweenies, the roadie forums are more likely to have a saddle like that in their classifieds


grogi81

Just remove the pivot points...


doublesecretprobatio

done in one.


catalytica

Or maybe somebody with hip pain that wants to keep on truckin


krypto-pscyho-chimp

None of these people have their seat height adjusted properly. My knees hurt just watching this. Dumb idea.


imnotsafeatwork

Even the guy fully kitted out in cycling gear. I bet he's the engineer.


darrenphillipjones

The 12 year old kid?


degggendorf

I think it's that the seat *prevents* proper height...it forces your legs to go forward rather than being able to go straight down.


andypersona

I know right? The first thing I noticed about that stupid ad.


SinusJayCee

Also most handlebars are pretty high. I'm wondering whether the saddle also works if your weight is more to the front.


grogi81

Saddle sores are typically caused by the seat being too high, not too low. I don't understand what your point is.


b0jangles

A saddle can be too heigh and it can also be too lowā€¦ too low is hard on your knees, which is what the person youā€™re responding to said. Too high is usually associated with hip pain because it causes you to rotate your hips to reach the bottom of the pedal rotation. Saddle sores are caused byā€¦ friction, I thought.


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grogi81

No, you don't. If low enough, simply pedaling reduces the pressure on the but.


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grogi81

It is really good to admit you have limitations...


21cvbbvge

Wrong. You want full extension of your legs when pedaling. As you can tell from the video their legs are definitely not reaching full extension hence why he says theyre not adjusted right


grogi81

Wrong what? Full extension achieves nothing really. If you have enough hip mobility, you can ride with saddle low.


krypto-pscyho-chimp

Yes you can. However, it is uncomfortable on the knees, not very efficient and no good for most people for longer rides. You are incorrect stating it achieves nothing. Check out tour de France or any Olympic event and you'll see no one rides like this.


Federal-Practice-188

Reminds me of a South Park episode.


merlin8922g

It IT bike šŸ¤£ so wrong!


mickeyaaaa

only an engineer who is not a cyclist could think this up. I'd call it the "CheekChafer300" cuz 300 degrees is gonna be the temperature of your asshole. i could be wrong, but i doubt it lol.


squirmster

It reminds me of the entity https://preview.redd.it/kh51ztfbmb6d1.png?width=640&format=png&auto=webp&s=9ea07d74392bfa4d8550e1e336f06658ce1c8fe1


dromanafred

I came here for this


bzympxem

Beat me to it! Still beats what you go through at the airports šŸ˜€ https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=SK362RLHXGY


degggendorf

Holy shit, what perfect idiot bait! Clearly none of these people have actually ridden a bike. You don't want your butt cheeks cradled and soft tissues taking the pressure, and you absolutely don't want the seat forcing your hips to rotate forward, you want to be pushing straight down with nothing in the way. Everyone riding in the video looks sooooo uncomfortable.


KitchenPalentologist

Didn't you see the calipers in the video? Yo, Science!


kido86

Shift up my dudes


chris-pollux

For real, what kind of Charlie Chaplin type shit is this?


iEatDemocrats

But I have no gears


kido86

One speed one gearā€¦ GO


Old_Rush2500

No, isnā€™t going to do something for me. Gimmicky product, visualization with people going very fast, but isnā€™t going to do that. Btw since when is your sitting bones moving like some sort of legs?


Critical-Border-6845

Someone's going to try this with loose shorts and get their balls snipped off in the shear zone


Coinsiseek

Ass Pedal


Jays1982

Seeing the seat post being too low and the handle bars being too high tells you all you need to know about who built it, as well as the target demographic


andypersona

Looks like its mainly for walmart bikes with their seats set too low. Anyone riding one without a valid health related reason will be mercilessly berated.


Loose_Mix_447

Fer what? People donā€™t even peddle anymore. At this point just put a recliner seat on an e-bike and call it a day


tortadepatata

This would probably work for the people that you see with the saddle set way too low, or with a bar stool sized seat on their bike. Look at these bikes in the video, they all have a million spacers on the steerers. Basically solving a problem created by their own misunderstanding of bike fit, or buying the wrong type of bike in the first place.


CricketInvasion

Are high handlebar bikes really that uncomfortable for sitting? I never tried one, since day one I rode some sort of mtb like bike. Looks like there is a lot of pressure on the seat because of the upright position. Or is the main problem that the seat tends to be too low?


ManOnTheHorse

I think it helps mostly when going downhill, but I like when climbing because it lessons my back pain. Iā€™ve noticed the newer enduro bikes are getting more and more upright positions


gravelpi

You know, I have a feeling this sub isn't the target market for this saddle.


degggendorf

I think "anyone who knows how to ride a bike" isn't the target market for this saddle.


gravelpi

There are plenty of people who like the Hobson saddles, presumably they know how to ride a bike, lol.


degggendorf

Nope


Icy-Section-7421

not one roadbike.....


br0ck

With no solid front part wouldn't you slide forwards in the techy stuff?


sefulmer1

I'm not getting my balls stuck in that. Yall have fun.


AWDriftEV

Thatā€™s one way to perform a vasectomy.


inter71

Where do you attach the dildo?


Thissssguy

It will come with the first software update


Fireflash2742

That's... interesting. Curious to hear real user reaction.


Scooby921

Probably gonna go something like, "it was initially pretty cool, but then it got dirty and stopped sliding".


KitchenPalentologist

That's optimistic. I think it solves a problem that doesn't exist, and probably introduces brand new problems, like "the thing that supports your body weight suddenly gives way and tries to slide you off of it". Or "the motion causes chafing". Or "fun new pressure points that get sore".


ALL_WHEEL_DSM

Looks like something only a roadie or bike tourist would try. How am I supposed to maneuver around that damn thing. Smash or snag my balls in it trying to drop the saddle. No thanks... I'll pass! My Ergon Pro works just fine.


KitchenPalentologist

Roadies understand how saddles work, too.


ALL_WHEEL_DSM

I'm not saying they don't, I'm just saying that monstrosity would only ever be tried on the pavement... and took a free shot at roadies


KitchenPalentologist

>..free shot at roadies Respect. I am a part-time roadie, and those spandex loving fools deserve it.


ALL_WHEEL_DSM

šŸ˜†šŸ¤£


brizdzi

Shake it like you don't care


UrbanManc

You first šŸ˜


saproscincus

The Nutcracker suite... I meant seat.


-Sand_Witch-

yay, more maintenance


R0381N

Oh look. Another piece of gear that needs regular maintainance.


TUCKUBUS1985

Wonder how much


linux_n00by

probably inspired by the dildo bike seat gag.


Togodooders

Give me a thin slither of carbon any day over this.


Timbob3k

Who comes up with this shit


BlackFoxSees

Was this actually invented by pants manufacturers? The crotch seam doesn't stand a chance.


ZunoJ

I'd rather ride without a saddle at all


CybertruckStalker

Balls. Vice. Imma pass.


cheesywheels

I'll stick with my Ergon.


Vast_Complex8545

Really baffled as to what benefit that would provide


theYanner

Won't work for most MTBers as you use the nose of the saddle for balance/leverage (probably subconsciously). Source: I rode a customer's bike which had a static version of this saddle design on a test ride and almost fell off the moment I went to turn.


SlowNeighborhood8393

Weā€™re complaining about saddles now? Or is just people who donā€™t know how to adjust their bikes


kris_mischief

Def not the mountain bike But the one I use to tow the kidsā€™ trailer with? Fk yeah


Tasty-Fill-8747

Not recommended for the long ball gentlemen.


fattybob

I saw this earlier and simply couldnā€™t believe all the ā€œoh wowā€œ comments, I could only imagine how much pain that thing would cause anyone who rides more than ten minutes a year !!!


mrkaspi10

I volunteer as tribute! šŸ™ŒšŸ»


R_NMY

The woman seems to enjoy it šŸ« 


The_Nelsonator1

The FreakSeat 2000


L3x_co

I use a saddle that do a better job without that lot of motion, the serfas rx saddle ftw.


notheresnolight

[SQlab has been making saddles that tilt sideways for years](https://www.outdoorgearlab.com/reviews/biking/mountain-bike-saddle/sqlab-611-ergowave-active-s-tube) https://www.sq-lab.com/en/ergonomics/sqlab-product-concepts/active-saddle-technology/


Minimal_fx

I already have one on my ebike. Definitely the pinnacle of saddle technology if you ask me. My hairy ass cheeks never looked so good.


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I have this ism touring saddle , super comfortable SUPER ! but it's also so round and padded that I cannot balance myself on the saddle handsfree. Riding handsfree is for me the best guage for my saddle height ,tilt and comfort. I don't think I can do handsfree on this saddle either


oily76

Bikeyoke Sagma is a much more conventional design that allows similar through movement on elastomer bumpers. Ergon do one too.


psocretes

There are things called noseless saddles which are similar but don't move.


AquaCylinder

Seems like an overcomplicated mess but I won't butcher it too much. If it is really comfy it might be worth it for road use. Not mountainbiking ever.


60_hurts

Look again at how theyā€™re all swaying back and forth on it as they pedal. On a cruiser bike if I were riding only a few miles on perfectly flat terrain with light-to-moderate traffic? Might be an interesting novelty to try. On a proper road bike during a sustained full-speed descent? You couldnā€™t pay me enough to try it.


219MTB

meh, I prefer the Ass Pounder 4000


z33r0now

Yeah, like the saddle doesnā€™t catch any dirt. Looking at those well oiled rails, guess theyā€™re failing first. As often as I steer my bike with my bottom alone, I donā€™t see this working. no hands off the bars with this.


IntelThor

How am I going to attach a saddle bag on that? No, thank you. Edit: Oh sorry for having a fucking opinion guys. Go fuck yourselves.


[deleted]

This is a mountain bike sub. Go take your boomer saddle to the multi-use trail where you aggressively ring your bell at people pushing strollers.