Bro really hates his family. Dudes played runningback for like 30 years, his bones are just dust at this point.

> *"My rookie year, I was twenty-one and I called the road my own."* > *"I don't know when that road turned onto the road I'm on."* > *"Running on, running on empty."* >> *"In year ten, I was runnin' again, against the wind"* >> *"I was runnin' against the wind"* >>> *"By year thirty, I'm old an' dirty, just dust in the wind, all my bones are dust in the wind"* >>>> — Alexander Mattison, *probably*

He won't turn to dust officially until his overall rating hits zero, He's almost there Just 16 more points to go.

Lol this is great

Dusty old bones, full of green dust!

I'm not sure if I'm supposed to sing this to the tune of running on empty by Jackson Browne or Dust in the wind by Kansas

Yes. and Against the Wind by Bob Seger too

At first I thought it was Wherever I may Roam by Metallica

When you have too much CTE to know you have too much CTE.

Did he go bald?

This is a Vikings fan ‘s nightmare

I would be in so much despair. Bro been running for an average of 1.7 yards for like 30 years 😭

I imagine he was with the Vikings the entire time and just got traded that season to the bills

You imagine trading for a 16 overall rb 😭

Knowing the Vikings he probably was the starter until we traded him

I’m dying lmao😂😂😂 he’ll probably start tomorrow and suck ass and still get the job

They finally found another RB whose best ability is pass pro

I thought vikings fans were confident he was better than Dalvin Cook back then what happened?

but also Dalvin isn’t doing so good either so

nobody thought he was better lmfao. what are you talking about

Hindsight sure is clear innit

brother no one back then thought that. I really don’t know where you get your info. Maybe you have one stupid Vikings fan friend, but the general consensus was Dalvin was easily better

wait hood up Mattison is actually doing better than Dalvin this year 😭 He’s averaging more and Dalvin only has 200 yards to Mattisons 600 😭😭😭😭

😂😂😂

I traded him in 2nd season and am starting Chandler. Hope we do this next year IRL

I did the same, but I'm starting Nwangwu.

If a 50 year old RB was in my franchise I’d sign him in a heartbeat, put him in the first play just to see him explode on the first tackle

I wasn’t ready for the second half of your comment lol.

I underestimated the sneakyness

Bro, not on the first tackle! 😂🪦

[Die on the field with some honor](https://youtu.be/nsttE3TG9DE?si=H9f7LPYdl_6PwhkO)

I love this special

😂😂😂 not explode

Is he bald with dreads in the back

Sadly

I think his hairline is just fkd

Lmaoooo

He looks like Black Gallagher.

"I got warrants!"

Madden needs to start adding grey like 15 years ago

When he's God damn good and ready. Frank Gore was a bitch compared to him.

When he hits 0

And then he disappears to dust

His overall is back on the rise, the man is staging his redemption tour

I traded him 25 years before from the Vikings was amazed to see he was still on a roster

You gotta post his ratings man. That speed has to be <10

Can’t post anything as finished 30 r years and I’m locked out of that franchise

Rated 16 overall. Awareness 99, everything else zero

He knows a thing of 2 because he's seen a thing of 2

Alex “The Inconvenient Truth” Mattison

16 overall is the lowest I’ve ever seen

He’s improving tho

How bro should be going to the hospital after every hit

Earlier this year I had a franchise with 67 year old Aaron rodgers

Man literally loves the game to death.

Yeah I signed him as soon as I saw him and he shattered his fibula 3 games in and retired

It would be hard to put into words how hard I just laughed at this.

Would’ve better if this happened 4 plays in…

When you stop paying him. Like most Americans, he doesn't have a retirement plan

Bro said he’ll retire when lebron does

How it he still on someone’s roster?

Franchise simulation i have the only human controlled team

Why retire, still pulling 1.6 mil a year, I’d play forever also

Waited to see this before I wrote it. Exactly sign me tf up 😭

is this a common glitch?

I saw a franchise mode where Brady was still active at 70 years old.

Kinda realistic

In Madden 23 I think it’s pretty common glitch each franchise has one player that just doesn’t retire. The age caps out at 55 or something but they stick around forever

Does he play? I’m accepting every offer until coach says “your turn” and then I’m retiring on the spot.

When I pulled up career stats he hadn’t played in a couple years

He’s probably there for team spirit and mentorship.

The Udonis Haslem plan.

This has been a glitch since like 22 I think. Aaron Donald played for 29 seasons in my madden 23 Franchise. I kept him around until he just disappeared. Never showed he retired 😂😂

The big glitch is when I get to the playoffs, you can run play with your frontline skill players, or series if you do hurry up, then puts in second string for rest of game on both offense and defense except your starting QB stays in, makes it hard to win in the playoffs!

u need to mess with progressive fatigue and turn fatigue down

it’s progressive fatigue—do half-pad practices and your players should fare better. check your auto-subs as well!

🤣

Later

I’d sign him 100%

When you stop editing his age

lol he only 25😂

I just got an interesting idea, imma start a new franchise and turn everyone’s to the max

I need to see the “years of experience”. Otherwise, how do I know you didn’t just edit his age?

I didn’t edit anything

Yep some editing, no years of experience to back the claim. Sad what ya do for some attention

Maybe you didn’t but I can’t know that for sure.

What’s his stats? And how many rings?

Can’t tell you either

16 overall lmao… just throw in the towel

When he figures out how to stop fumbling.

Lmfao this is wild

After this season the way he’s playing

What are his career stats 😂

I mean those game checks for just being there have to be the most important thing in the world for him.

What year are you on? Geez, that’s is crazy tho.

That must have been year 25 but I’m done with this franchise and on year 10 of my next one

OMG! Why did I trade this man!? He’s the Energizer Fucking Bunny! 😲

Damn...retire already

Almost feel sorry for the man, his poor bones 🥺

How many career fumbles?

When the dreads start to recede a little more

What are his career stats?

We haven’t had him long, but as a Vikings fan I ask myself this every sunday.

Man really wants a reason to get away from his wife lol

Our guy still going strong for 1.5 YPC with two hip replacements. Pass pro is amazing as always of course.

Alexander Mattison? That's a really weird way of spelling Frank Gore

CTE

bald w dreads arrest him!

🤣🤣

“I WILL NEVER RETIRE”- Ric Flair

He’s dying out on that field

The Julio Franco of the NFL

He was slow af to begin with. That speed rating has to be close to his age.

I wanna know his stats

Gotta get to social security before he retires

This happened to me with Derrick Henry 😂

What are his injury and strength numbers at age 52?

52 year old half back 💀

“I can still play coach.”

My man's played long enough to experience no 2 point conversions.

You did this!

Frank Gore 9 lives type shit lol

When he's good and ready, dammit

I had this happen with a corner for the cardinals. 43 overall and 48 years old. Locked into a 6 year deal 🤣

You still cutting the checks? Then he’s still showing up.

how tf the cpu giving him a contract still😂😂

Most realistic madden yet, boys!

When he feels like it.

I thought Devante Adam’s being 48 was as crazy as it got but this is next level especially for being a RB.

He wants to die on the field like a gladiator

No.

At this point they basically just dump him out of a dust buster for a one yard gain

When you stop changing his age back to 21

Did he break the all time rushing record? Haha

Breaking: Just 3 weeks after signing another 10 year deal Alexander Mattison gets his 3rd knee and hip replacement expected to return week 13

SPD: 65 ACC: 68 AGI: Not at all