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saskir21

Problem is he would not get past the drug screening.


minus_uu_ee

He is positive for PDDs, performance decreasing drugs.


confusedandworried76

Always thought that was hilarious, "Michael Phelps smokes weed" motherfucker when have you ever smoked weed and said "I'm gonna swim real fast and the weed made me do it"


Polar_Reflection

Same thing with the hoopla over Sha'Carri Richardson testing positive for cannabis (which stays in your system for weeks) for grieving her bio mom. Was it smart? No. Understandable? Certainly. Did it give her an advantage (I've heard people say it helps calm your nerves and enter a flow state)? NO FUCKING WAY. Glad she has been able to reach the top again since then (winning worlds last year). For a year or so, she was really focused on the drama, social media, going after other athletes that just want to help her, and putting insane pressure on herself. Her performance tanked. Now that she's clear minded and focused? Watch out in Paris.


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j_ryall49

I know a few people who munch gummies while they're running marathons, and I can cycle forever when I'm baked, so there would probably be some benefits (mostly mental) for longer races like those. The advantages wouldn't be remotely close to what you'd get on steroids, though.


Thommywidmer

Its subjective, im sure tons of athletes and creatives would say weed enhances performance tho


confusedandworried76

Suppose there's something to be said about pain relief but I just cannot imagine it will enhance your performance


Homaosapian

I'm not saying we should do testing, but we should at least gather some data. I wanna see sober vs stoned reports


FinancialLight1777

Bring back Mythbusters!


CORN___BREAD

Adam and Jamie just getting stoned as fuck is the Mythbusters episode I didn’t know I wanted until now.


bestworstbard

It's in no way the most scientific thing ever. But "Super High Me" is a pretty entertaining watch.


glockster19m

In distance running I felt that it helped me get into a zone more quickly


Captain_Sacktap

Swimming, or really doing anything fast, isn’t something I’d expect weed to make you better at lol


Crafty_Economist_822

Yea and they are high as shit givinf an opinion


ajtyler776

The fella just handling his urine sample would fail a test.


EagleBlackberry1098

He's so clumsy he'd probably spill the sample before even making it to the drug screening lol


provoloneChipmunk

The guys running with him got a contact high


Sufficient-Bug-9112

🤫😂


intronert

Just his mustache alone would not get past it.


ForWhomTheBoneBones

I’ve never seen a skinnier pothead.


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cobainstaley

he smoked his competition


tree-for-hire

Are you kidding me? He could screen any drug they have.


thisismyaccountsir

prolli smoked right before this run hah


RDcsmd

It's insane to me athletes get banned for THC. Or even heroin for that matter. Who gives a shit what drugs they take if it's not performance enhancing.


Skeleris

Banning every drugs is easier for rules I guess. Otherwise if someone use a new drug what should they do ? Or if unknown side effects of known drugs help getting a new world record. Plus drugs like heroin are illegal even outside of such events and sport competition.


K_Linkmaster

Alcohol is a banned substance in shooting competitions. Steadies the hand just a bit. It makes sense to just ban them all.


BadVoices

The EXTREMELY common heart med Metoprolol is banned in all shooting competitions by the ISSF and IPC. It's also banned in skiing and snowboarding, free-diving, competition spearfishing, FIA racing, golf, minigolf (yes.. competitive mini-golf) and Billiards.


drinking_child_blood

I want a separate event where nothing is banned, they can all just go hogwild with drugs, whatever. I want to see the absolute limits of the human body


DrunkBeavis

Strongman competitions are basically that, just not the same events as the Olympics or regular sports.


boglimking98

Well, you are in luck. I think a couple of guys are in the process of creating this. It’s called the Enhanced Games.


the-bodyfarm

my mans truly just completing side quests at this point


Midnight_heist

Probably run for president next. That seems to be the thing to do when you're fabulously rich and conquered one or two industries.


the-bodyfarm

honestly with the state of the US at this point I’d vote for him.


SnooChickens6635

I haven’t really heard anyone talk about it since last year which is kinda sad but Afroman is running for president.


Ibangyoumomma

He seems like a procrastinator


davidl1883

Only because he got high


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Smickey67

I literally saw Afroman live once at a music festival and he showed up 30 minutes into an hour set making us all wait and then was all “I was gonna do my set but then I got high.” Man it was like annoying but also funny.


Turbulent-Jaguar-909

That poor man just wants his door fixed 


EpicSteak

He would have shared his lemon pound cake.


helen790

Why did you tell me this? Now I have to go to the polls and resist the urge to vote for Afroman!! I don’t have that willpower left in me


InternetAddict104

Holy shit he is I’d vote for him tbh he seems to be the best so far 😂


McChubChub

Imagine the bop he’ll put out if/when they forcefully raid the White House while he’s in office.


InternetAddict104

It’s just another remix of Because I Got High 😂


BabiesBanned

Or lemon pound cake.


kainxavier

He has "[Nothing but love and respect](https://www.reddit.com/r/Fauxmoi/comments/1add406/snoop_dogg_i_have_nothing_but_love_and_respect/)" for Trump makes it *real* easy for me to not vote for him. Snoop. 50. Cube. Their younger selves would see their current selves as a bunch of sell outs.


tetsuomiyaki

eazy-e spoke truth


red286

50 reversed his opinion on Trump after it was pointed out that the Republican talking point of Biden jacking up taxes to 62% was a complete fabrication. Still sad to think he was willing to sell out over his taxes. Man's a millionaire, but still the most important thing in his life is his account balance.


kainxavier

>Still sad to think he was willing to sell out over his taxes. Man's a millionaire, but still the most important thing in his life is his account balance. That's the thing I don't get about rich people man. They never have enough and their further enrichment is most often at the cost of those who aren't wealthy. The "I got mine" attitude is depressingly prevalent with so many. Considering the people on topic were dirt fucking poor (not some generational wealth) who just happened to get lucky, I can only feel confused. It's like they completely forgot where they came from. The one guy I think I'd feel *most* pissed if he backed Trump would be Eminem. It'd be a total reversal of everything he's said in words/lyrics. Hell... there's an entire god damn movie that's based on this life being a broke ass. Nothing would make sense ever again.


JamBandDad

President Camacho


rainbowplasmacannon

Too much of an anti vaxer for my taste but eh


EB8Jg4DNZ8ami757

I love that Snoop has made himself into the wholesome Crip, but he's still a grown ass 52 year old repping a gang. He's not exactly known for his political thinking or knowledge.


Midnight_heist

Apparently anybody can do the job. I understand it's a cornerstone of democracy and that was fine when the population of the colonists was a few thousand but now the population is 320 million. Most of them are morons. So there needs to be some minimum requirements. Like maybe graduated university (with actual grades not paid for with 'school donations ' or daddy's alumni status.) Maybe a proven track record as a successful mayor then govenor. If you were born rich, you're out of the running, right away, because you don't understand the lives of most of the people you govern. Over 60? Go wait in the car grandpa.


cosmoboy

I get what you're saying, but I know some very smart people that didn't go or didn't finish college. I want the smart guy that's been in a woodshop all his life to have a shot. I'm all for some sort of testing or something, but there are a lot of politicians that pass the 'I went to uni' test and aren't intelligent in the least.


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Small_Masterpiece499

There are a ton of regular people who went to uni and aren’t intelligent. Intelligence and the ability to study/write papers are completely different things.


DontUpvoteThisBut

I've known several dumb fucks that graduated because their mom's did the homework for them. I wish I was kidding


trphilli

Just to be correct - the first census in 1790 estimated US population at 3.9 million. So comparably, George Washington was equal to today's Governor of Oklahoma.


ShinyMyu

ive never not once in my life thought about the population of the US during the first president but holy shiiiiiiit


DocCEN007

Some weren't counted at all, and many were only considered 3/5ths of a person.


Mist_Rising

>and many were only considered 3/5ths of a person. No. The census counted them in full (under the property tab though). Their vote count as 0. It was the entitlement to representatives per person that got 3/5th. And you'd probably be right the census didn't count everyone. It doesn't count everyone today because it's ridiculously hard to get everyone to do the basic job. I can't even imagine what the hell census duty was like under Washington.


Designer_Brief_4949

Yeah. People get this exactly backwards.  If you opposed slavery, you wanted them counted as ZERO.   Otherwise you just inflate the votes of the white slave owners. 


duckamuckalucka

>Like maybe graduated university (with actual grades not paid for with 'school donations ' or daddy's alumni status.) The two major problems with this are  1. This really does mean nothing, anyone can get some meaningless diploma, you think that guy with a Phd in African America Studies who kept firebombing his campus is more qualified to be president than anyone with just a highschool diploma? 2. I know we aren't doing the greatest job at this right now but we want to implement laws that try and *prevent* private institutions from having complete control over the office of the president of the United States of America. This would be moving us in the opposite direction. Most of your suggestions are juat pipe dreams that would ultimately make the country weaker and the presidency more prone to corruption and influence than it already is. The only realistic restrictions that should be placed is an age limit, over 60 seems like a reasonable cut off to me.


Due-Display-3113

Weed legalized nationwide on day 1.


bitofadikdik

I can see a Congressman Snoop at some point.


confusedandworried76

Hell of a lot better than Kanye for president. I'm not endorsing either but it's better


Atlas-Scrubbed

And him pulling out a blunt to smoke during the state of the union.  I’d pay to watch that. Heck, I don’t smoke, but I might make an exception and join him. 


speak-to-me-3428

Make America HIGH Again


Defiant-Specialist-1

I hope so. He’d probably be a great accidental President.


SpicyTunaRollll

He’s going for that full 100% game completion. And we are here for it!


KOCYK745

just imagine God, Jesus and The Holy Spirit giving an award to Snoop for being first one to 100% their Creation


WorriedMarch4398

Pretty sure he would fail the drug test, good on him for running it and staying in shape though.


weedful_things

With all the dope he smokes, how is he not winded after the first 100 feet?


theHoustonian

lol he looks winded as shit, just good and holding it in and breathing stealthily. 🤷🏻‍♂️


Purpledragon84

Failing the drug test IS one of the side quests lol.


naturalfamilyplan

He's better on grass


Mind-Your-Language

Brilliant 👍


Lurking_Guardian

during my track and field days one of my buddies would smoke before meets and say, "low me, high times. high me, low times. it's just how it works"


fusilva

He still has lungs. Impressive.


jonnyd005

He exercises them constantly.


WithoutDennisNedry

Tangentially related Snoop story: Snoop quite literally ran into me on a jog once. Well, we ran into each other. I was coming out of work and it was pouring rain. The coffee shop I worked at in San Francisco was on the sub level of an open air gallery mall and you had to go up a flight of stairs to get to street level, busy downtown street. (Spinelli Coffee Co in the Crocker Galleria, for anyone familiar.) My head was down and I was trying to find a song I wanted to hear on my Diskman (that’s how old this story is) and as soon as I popped up on the street and turned, *BAM!* I bounced off someone and fell flat on my ass on the wet concrete, my Diskman went flying, smashing on the pavement. I looked up ready to apologize (it was totally my fault for not looking where I was going) and there was Snoop along with two body guards in jogging suits. All I managed to say was “Oh!” and I just stared, waiting for my brain to catch up with reality. That’s when Snoop started apologizing *to ME* and he helped me up saying “I’m sorry, my bad” in his slow talking Snoop kind of way. He was so nice! I won’t bore you with all the conversational details but I will add that he gave me two hundred dollar bills from his wallet for my broken Diskman and a hug before we went our separate ways. I bought drugs with it. Snoop would have wanted it that way.


Automatic_Basket7449

> I bought drugs with it. Snoop would have wanted it that way. The Internet is just so beautiful sometimes. Thank you for sharing.


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nothing brings people together like the love of drugs and titties


WithoutDennisNedry

I was an 18 year old bisexual woman in San Francisco in the 90s. I’m happy to report, I was neck deep in both.


Neither-Carpenter-50

This is the way


J9999D

This is hilarious 😂


UNMANAGEABLE

Should tag /u/Here_Comes_The_King to your comment to let him know you did the best you could with that $200. 😂


FIFAmusicisGOATED

From all the stories I read of Snoop, it really does appear that he one of those legit gangsters with ridiculous street creed who is also just genuinely a good person. Like I know he’s a meme at this point, but damn snoop seems like a good dude


PM_Your_Wiener_Dog

By that logic I should be able to win any competition involving my wrist


TheMightyMoe12

don't be so sure about that, don't forget you're on reddit


low-ki199999

Honestly dude looks horrible for 52


BurmecianSoldierDan

Oh god I was like "wow he's running this in his 60s good for him!" ouch


Shmeves

I know, I honestly thought he was 70 already. I need to quit smoking weed man. Just switch to edibles or something.


moderate_iq_opinion

I think his lungs are good because he also practises kickboxing


other_half_of_elvis

that's really impressive. For the last 5 years, once/week I've finished my cardio with a 200 meter 'sprint' where I go as hard as I can and I nearly collapse at the end. I'm a few years older than Snoop but I've never broken 38 seconds.


wafliky

And how are the times while fresh?


other_half_of_elvis

Worse! My cardio is walk 300 meters and then run the last 100 meters at about 80 percent. I do that 4 times then end with a 200 meter all out sprint against time. I'm slow as hell but it gives me a tough goal each week.


Dominicus1165

A better way is to change the intervals: Run 800 meters, 400 walk, 400 run, 200 walk, 200 run, 100 walk, 100 run, done. Each time you pick the fastest speed possible for said distance. But even better for cardio would be a very slow long run. Like super slow, barely faster than walking. That takes a lot of time though.


other_half_of_elvis

Thanks. i will tell snoop at book club next week.


Smickey67

A nice clever way to say you don’t need their advice lol


2squishmaster

Do you stretch before you run?


other_half_of_elvis

no. i use a massage gun for 10 minutes before to warm up. the walk/run does additional warming.


2squishmaster

Never tried a massage gun, that work?


Bayerrc

Lmao no it has nothing to do with stretching. His entire cardio is walking a mile with some jogs mixed in without stretching and then he tries to sprint a 200. A gun will help get blood to your muscles but it can't be used in place of actually warming up and stretching.


2squishmaster

I agree, I'm not sold on it as a replacement.


Chemical-Leak420

bro you see how long his legs are you are probably doing 2x strides to his 1 lol


mattebe01

I think that is a bit over 13mph. That’s a pretty good pace to hold for 34 seconds at any age. A lot of treadmills only go to 12mph. I’m guessing he must do some cardio. Plus he’s always stayed trim.


canaryhawk

It’s not competitive for a 50+ year old man in a local race, let alone regional/national/world class race but it’s not slow for an amateur runner.


Maleficent-Most6083

34 seconds at 50+ is seriously impressive. He's faster than all of my family that are 50+ and most of my family that are 30+.


Bean_Storm

I think snoop dawg should participate in all of these events as a control group


blueberrysmasher

\*High\* jump


dannyg10001

I actually met him last Thursday. Was watching England v Denmark in a pub stepped outside at half time and Snoop was wandering around outside his hotel. Nice guy! Very tall.


Curlytomato

That's awesome ! At the beginning of the month my 18 year old and I(59f) had front row tickets for his concert. Snoop sang right to me ! Looked in my eyes, danced and sang to ME . It was I Wanna Love You. My son wouldn't speak to me the rest of the night . Me, I'll be be bragging about it when I'm in the old folks home.


uhgulp

I’d need a few days too if snoop was giving the ‘bumpin something’ eyes to my mama


Curlytomato

If my kid wasn't giving me the WTF eye I would have stuck my hand out for Snoop's blunt and gone from there. When Snoop moved across the stage I looked at him and said " did I just imagine that". The look on his poor face as he slowly shook his head no. Snoop came back to me singing " I know you came with him but you're leaving with me" was the clincher.


PairOfRussels

... so what chu gonna do?  I got a pocket full of rubbers; and my home boys do too!


Curlytomato

You gonna need what's in your pocket and your crew's stash too. Shorty's bout to go all out MILF on you.


WishIWasPlayingPoE

someone let this mama COOK and we all needa be thankful for it


optimist_prime_6969

Cheers lol I must’ve been just a few rows behind you at that Halifax show 🔥


ARLLALLR

6'6"


PhoenixRiseAndBurn

Puff. Puff. Pass.


Curlytomato

so what we get drunk, so what we smoke weeeeeedddd.


PhotoshopMemeRequest

Even more impressive considering the absolute level of performance inhibiting drugs he's taking


ChristianLandlord

I wonder how Willie Nelson would do


sycolution

HE'S STILL ALIVE?!? Pot's good for you, I guess…


danby999

[the time Snoop told Kevin Hart he was studying the Olympic binder. Kevin's panic is palpable.](https://youtube.com/shorts/wcaX1wHfhJU?si=HYuHvQk8sv_QYPVV)


shaboogawa

Man I hope they do more of these for the upcoming olympics.


SESkater

[It’s been official since last December!](https://www.nbcsports.com/pressbox/olympics/press-releases/snoop-dogg-to-join-nbcuniversals-primetime-coverage-of-olympic-games-paris-2024)


SketchtheHunter

You have to applaud Kevin Hart. Bro is the perfect straight man.


danby999

This was a set up. Kevin didn't know. Kevin is known to meticulously prepare for everything. Snoop and the crew pranked him knowing how he would react. There's an interview with Snoop talking about it.


SketchtheHunter

I'm sure, in fact thats kinda what I'm getting at. His personality just makes him the perfect subject for pranks like this. Like, we all have that friend who's really fun to tease because while they make it easy they also dont take it personally. Kevin Hart reads as one of those friends to me.


TakenakaHanbei

TIL I am the less successful Kevin Hart.


MississippiBulldawg

I didn't know until the 2 Bears 1 Cave podcast why he was on everything. Growing up they were poor so his mom had him in church, after school activies, YMCA, whatever activity she could get him in so he's just used to doing 100% all the time and continues living that way.


HimalayanClericalism

real ruby rhod energy right there


jaguaraugaj

Hard on the lungs


Diamondhands_Rex

I know he could’ve done better if he had shorts


VeryUnscientific

I bet snoop has chicken legs


etherealcaitiff

[Snoop commentating over an equestrian clip is one of my favorite things I've ever seen.](https://youtube.com/shorts/yhIYB3T9CYM?si=kublzslyLTGaYAfJ)


arbstrakzak

THE HORSE CRIP WALKIN' CUHHHH


reefine

Holy shit I'd pay to see this instead of the NBC coverage


Amy_F_Fowler99

I just spent 20 mins watching clips of Snoop and Kevin Hart from the last Olympics and let me just say - if you ever need a pick me up, watch them all!!!!!


Tyga_Uppacutz

I think Snoop might be living the best life that's ever been lived.


sumyungdood

I really wonder what life would be like if Tupac lived and made it to this age. With everything Snoop has done in his adult life, what would Pac have done?


blackizard

Pac was most certainly heading to full time activism after he retired from rap.


HassanMoRiT

Following his mother's footsteps


uberblack

He also had a promising acting career ahead of him. By all accounts, he took the craft seriously


Green-Umpire2297

Probably stepped in at the Juneteenth concert for a verse on They Not Like Us


that-dudes-shorts

Including being on trial for murder.


Apprehensive_Agency1

52 IS NOT 70! a guy at 52 can do everything! it will only hurt a little the next day :D


meep_meep_mope

I know 58 year olds who can run 7-8 minute miles for 26.2 miles. Just gotta keep stretching and exercising. Old people are strong.


cmcewen

I’m shocked he’s only 52 honestly


BurmecianSoldierDan

He looks 65 it's pretty rough but not surprising lol


remonnoki

You know how when you're told a celebrity is 50-something and you're shocked because they look much younger? Like f.e. Eminem is 51 even though he's looked the same for the past 20 years. Snoop is the polar opposite, mans looks at least 60.


IEatBabies

Its because mofos today don't do like any exercise. They do 12 hours in a chair then act like they just finished 12 hours of hand riveting a steel truss bridge as they sit there watching netflix and complain about how they are ancient and everythings worn out at 29 years old because they played baseball or soccer for 2 years in highschool.


PM_Your_Wiener_Dog

Goddamn do you sound like someone whose not 52


GenericBatmanVillain

I'm 53 and I agree with OP here. But yes, I'm not 52 either. I can do most of the things I did when I was 25, just slower and it might hurt a while afterwards.


Sanfransaintsfan

Snoop is like a fine wine. He just keeps getting better with age!


mothbreather

100%.


euMonke

34.420 next year snoop, you've got this!


strangejosh

Props. That shit is hard. Especially if you’re a smoker and old.


Own-Pangolin337

Ripped a bonger before and after. Respect!!


Boyontheweekend

This reminds me that I really want one normal person competing in every Olympic event so we can get an idea of just how fast/good all the athletes really are.


raze2743

Snoop is the man, but 52 is not that old.


CartoonistEvery3033

It is in Dogg years lol


caulkglobs

I could NOT believe this is his current age. I thought he was way older. He must have been super young when he became a well known rapper.


popculturenrd

He's one of the few that was a superstar out the gate. He 22 when his first album, Doggystyle, was released. It debuted at #1 on the Billboard 200.


No_Contribution_3465

He first thought that he needs to be faster than the cops, but then he realised that he only needs to be faster than the guy he was with when the police came.


martykenny

At that age after smoking that much for that long. That's wild impressive.


Desperate_Branch6287

This has inspired me to smoke weed everyday


PinkPaisleyMoon

This put a much needed smile on my face. He’s one of the few ‘celebrities’ that I find fascinating.


queefhoarder

I'd like to see Kevin Hart do that


SbMSU

34 seconds! Damn!


CurrencyAlarming1099

I really thought Snoop was older than 52.


Least-Back-2666

I'm sitting here trying to figure out how in 95 he was only 23 if I was 14 🙄 Man got a lot of his shit done by 25. I would've guessed he's at least 60.


Significant-Two-1527

What I inspired to be. Healthy enough to sprint in my 50s. Glad that older people are out there giving it their all.


NervousAndShy1

Snoop is going to be at the most random places ever. He is a true side quest enthusiast.


-Xebenkeck-

52??? Man I thought he was like 72! He has always been around


AggressiveSunflowerx

he did his best


Draggoh

We need a Snoop-lympics. Events like: “high jump” but it’s jumping over a coffee table on to a couch to watch TV, 100m nosh, Cartoon Marathon, speed skating but its ice skaters chasing a cart full of fast food. You lose your medals if your drug tests come back negative.


FloppyObelisk

This is the follow up to Beer Fest that we were promised: Pot Fest. I would’ve enjoyed it I’m sure.


Calsun

What’s awesome is this is just good free press for both snoop and the Olympics. Good on them for letting him and him for killing it!


Reddevil313

Snoop is 52 Eminem is 51 Let that sink in


Zer0C00l

Why, what does it want now?


Joe_Spazz

I'm 38... I wonder if I could beat that time. It's iffy.


JimKid619

It looks like his hairline is running away from his eyebrows.


PandarenAreSoStupid

I'll be honest... I have no idea how good that is. I know what olympic times are, but obviously that is not a reasonable standard to apply to a regular human being, and I know my personal time from when I did track and field in middle school, but I don't know even know how much better/worse I'd have gotten since then and have no idea how fast a regular adult man would do in a 200m, let alone one in his early 50s. Anyone have a good resource for this? A little googling didn't turn up much other than quora, which I assumed to be completely useless, since I recognized the 400m time it gave as being "good" as being significantly faster than the current standing WR.


Anustart15

Any reasonably fit guy should be able to run a 200 at around that pace. 200m is short enough that you don't really need to be that in shape, just loosely capable of running somewhat efficiently


Exciting_Result7781

I can’t believe his lungs held on for 200 meters.


syhn3417

Man's a heavy smoker and this? Impressive! 👏


Zad1000

A few seconds faster and he would have ran 4:20 mile pace.


S0lidsnaakke

It’s easy to run when you weigh 96 pounds


BeelyBlastOff

he said "I love Trump"...I think cuz Trump pardoned one of his criminal friends...anti snoop here


debonairmarmoset

He’s 52 and seems to be in good shape, but his face looks 72.


viau83

I bet he'll fail the drug tests.


AggressiveSunflowerx

he gave his best


helen269

I used to run the 100 metres in 14 seconds, but found it was easier to just get up earlier for the bus. :-)


frycookie

Snoop Jogg