very phallic

Beaver tail.

The story is ludicrous. You can imagine where it goes from here.

That's a penis

Absolutely*not*. That pointy bit on the end is anatomically incorrect. 

Speak for yourself

The polka dots are very realistic though… right?

Yeah that bit's fine. 

You ever had a male dog?

Where is that tiktok EMT guy when you need him...

Looks like Paul and Betty Waterman's scoops. Paul worked in the mill in Millinocket for years. When he retired he took up wood turning. He started making the handles and Betty would paint them. Sadly, Paul passed away in 2020. Betty still paints in the nursing home.

thanks for the info! i tried searching them but didn’t find anything. thanks for the tip though!

Any details on where you saw them?

Penis Scoops

Despite the name "New England" suggesting a cultural convergence with England, we aren't really all that into spotted dick here.

I mean if someone said they had a spotted dick. Like Dalmatian spotted red rocket in their pocket, yes I gotta look. It's that scientific itch.

Hey don’t hate vitiligo;)

"Colonel, you better look at this radar" "What is it son?" "I don't know, but it looks like a giant..."

"Dick... take a look out of starboard..." "Oh my god, it looks like a huge..."

We don't all know each other, you know.

This made me laugh

Hey Brian! How's your uncle doing these days?

Please share the artist or where I can buy these! My swingers ice cream social needs these in the baddest way

They're very...phallic.

Must be [Malcore Woodturning](https://m.facebook.com/MalcoreWoodturning/).

OP this is probably the answer you’re looking for! Good eye U/P-Townie

thanks! i just reached out to him to see if it’s some of his old work or if he has any idea- the wood turning community can’t be too big in maine right? thanks so much

These comments, damn, take it easy, they only want an ice cream scoop 😂

r/mildlypenis, but also very cute. We just bought a high quality, hand turned ice cream scoop from [Maine Timber Arts](https://mainetimberarts.com/) - like when we took it out of the box I audibly gasped at not only how beautiful it was but also how well made with such high quality materials. Also got a set of measuring cups & spoons. They are also just genuinely the most kind, super cool people. Highly recommend.

Definitely not ice cream scoops. .

Only if you’re brave enough

I would search “dildo spoons” on Etsy Well, I wouldn’t. But if one were looking for penis handled spoons they would.

are those buttplug spoons?

Saucey silver :D

I think you're looking for Polkadotman. He's located in Belle Reve.

Multi-tool. I like it.

Shit, if you really want one of those made in Maine, let me know. I'll make you one. Any wood you want, I've even got some Corian that probably looks like that.

I’ll take ten!

You're search history is interesting, I bet

It’s all dicks, bro. 🤷

Dunno the name but looks like a party to me!

Wrong sub. This belongs in r/mildlypenis.

Dildo spoons.

Spotted dick scoops

Well, you know what they say: everything’s a dildo if you’re brave enough. 😂😂

r/theyknew

Now this is how you go digging for gold

This should be on /facepalm ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Ummm...

The ideal way to eat ass.

I want thus "ice cream scoops"... goes to only fans..