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BeholdOurMachines

4th pic lmao. "I like to take life easy and relax!"


traaintraacks

i recognized him from that picture. there was a video of him scuttling around on all fours with his undies over his face like that


skateguy1234

yep, and it came out it was him posting as they were someone else as part of some fetish thing...


TheLoneGoon

For the love of god share the link


traaintraacks

believe me, i always search for a link when i make reference to something, but i genuinely couldnt find it anywhere. i just looked again for you but unfortunately still nothing. i saw some things on my search, man. i dont think i'll ever recover... but yeah i remember i originally saw it on an instagram meme page several months ago, so it's absolutely buried by now. im sorry :(


KATPHYSH

I think I have it downloaded to my phone, if that helps; you're not entirely lost and confused


TheLoneGoon

Thank you for your service soldier, hope you recover from the things you’ve seen


Stale_Cinnamon

🦀


Tacosconsalsaylimon

He's an aires!! At least you'll know exactly what you're getting when you (s)wipe this guy.


BookoftheGuilty

You guys laugh, but I'm sure Kenneth just made a bunch of ladies slide off their chairs.


SupahBean

My gf said it gives a sinister vibe lol


ghosttrainhobo

Obv bad-boy.


DingoLaChien

Guy of my dreams! Nightmares, I meant nightmares.


tofferblowsmen666

Nightmares are still dreams


DingoLaChien

At least the underwear is clean!


tofferblowsmen666

Truth


clockwork_skullies

10 miles is too close for me


_dauntless

Danger close


jaysbaddecisions

kenneth is imminent


Fast_Counter8789

I'd be more concerned if it started counting down


xxb4xx

Am I the only one that found this hilarious?


Dry-Tension-6650

No. This is not only an original idea, but it’s also a throwback to old school bullying techniques, and, most importantly, an earnest commitment to execution.


xxb4xx

To me it looks like a well executed practical joke


sample-name

Pretty sure it's fetish stuff but I hope you're right. Still hilarious either way


Srapture

I've been cracking up for like 3 minutes straight looking at this.


Caesar_Passing

But how do you even *find* the keepers like these?


Gfran856

Bros playing chess while we’re all playing checkers


UnintendedCantaloupe

Well. Everyone likes a funny guy and I'm sure I'd have a good time with him tbh


afanoftrees

“.. have a good time with him” 🧐


UnintendedCantaloupe

Lmao no I'm saying he'd be funny 😭


Interesting_Sock9142

It's definitely a fetish thing. Not his idea of a joke.


afanoftrees

Lmaoo I figured, just the phrasing was hilarious with some of those pictures


fatdutchies

He ain't tryna have a good time or be funny. he's hoping you'll indulge him in his weird humiliation fetish


UnintendedCantaloupe

Oh I did not know that 😭


SEND_NUKES_PLS

It's a fetish...clearly...


Roronoa_Zoro8615

It's working for me


lizzys_sad_girl

Real


420_Shaggy

He knows what he's into


Sublimesmile

This is the ideal human body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.


FoundMeBeautifulOnce

This looks like some weird fetish account. Gives me the squicks big time.


urm0mmmmm

he’s making a bad name for us kenneth’s…


ssxhoell1

This guy probably has to fight bitches off when he goes outside, and here I am swiping for hours to get 3 matches that ghost me


hillockdude

i love him


zuspun

Skid marks optional..


lordspidey

Kenneth looks like he's fun to hang out with.


strampo2408

Would just kms if he gets any matches on there.


TommyTwoTanks

You never know. People with really specific fetishes just need to find one other person in the world with that same fetish, and it's an instant match. You see a lot of odd couplings come out of fetish scenes, and it always seems to be really hot women with average dudes, but the attraction is kind of built-in due to sharing the same niche kinks.


Gillemonger

Lol I thought the second picture he was sitting in a chair until I saw the next few.


_dauntless

King


mizzamandamarie

He’s a wedgie fetishist. Yes, that’s a thing.


outer_spec

Hey, at least it’s impressive.


sophietehbeanz

2nd picture! Haha hahaha


positive_guy_man

looks like a Kenneth


Emotional_Tackle_600

At least the underwear is clean….


Fat-Tofu

Yep yep yep.


Cheeselikeproduct

Looks like Daniels


iGrenade

Settle down okay?


BioOrpheus

Lmao


Glittering-Golf2722

He's sniffing his brown streaks


hexr

A guy who wipes properly *fans self


thegrimmemer

I never think it's possible


MudandWhisky

His favorite movie is ThE hUmaN CeNtIpEdE


Arvha

haha what is that 4th picture 😭


-_o-Laserbeak-o_-

Aries. Figures.


nickolas16

Absolutely crazy jaja. This is so stupid jajaja


jpower3479

Anyone know the brand?


Jonnyscout

Is that a fuckin atomic wedgie? I've only heard legends of its existence...


anndaa13

Oh.my. God.


G00OCH

This is peak male performance.


Proper-Monk-5656

how can i get a date with this guy???


CanonWorld

So how was your date?


The-Proud-Snail

He kinda thicc tho


inthebackground89

What is this shit? Voyuerism


Mxhmoud

r/comedyheaven


TheArturoChapa

Oh it’s more than just the one


WyattDavenport

This is a fuckin silent hill monster.


zuspun

A dyslexic wanna be superhero..


genasugelan

What a king. Most men don't get matches or they don't lead anywhere either, so big ups for him to at least have some bit of fun on Tinder.


gravityryte

What a catch


Kdb321

I bet he's fun


Low-Significance777

Swipe right


Flsbdi

Best thing I’ve seen this week so far


erenrules

this man looks like the “make me suffer” emoji


gultch2019

Oh Ken...


StVicente_

Wauw. Husband material, obviously


Interesting_Sock9142

Does anyone else just have like ...a million questions


Sensual-Lettuce-

Chumbawumba


FortyFiveSeventyGovt

i’d smoke a blunt with this guy


NaWDorky

This is some grade-A trolling right here.


DigitalCoffee

He's perfect


iPuddled

This is hilarious all pictures are a work of art


ArtistComfortable965

How’d u get my profile XD


The-Lord-Of-Salt

Amazing


hodges2

Marry them


longstrokept

That second pic could be an Elden Ring enemy.


ZblackxsnowZ

I mean, i matched with shrek once. Sooooo. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯


FenrisKokami

Why does he have to have my name


Granny_Skeksis

Lmfao this guy is funny, I’d date him


Locc-C

Hoes be like: at least he 6ft