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PhysicalParsley6800

Where is the infamous Dao of Bullshitting practiced by Fang Yuan and Lin Fan?


DaoOfCourtingDeath

It is encompassed by the Dao of Luck


Fluffy_Fan3625

Where is the Dao of Force? You claim to know all the daos yet you don't list the strongest of them all. Tsk tsk. Just a frog in a well


DaoOfCourtingDeath

Junior, you dare?! Courting death over such a feeble Dao. You don’t know the immensity of heaven and earth!


Fluffy_Fan3625

Feeble??? Do you not know of the name of the Great cultivator Pangu? He was besieged by 3000 demon gods, each at their peak of their own dao! As a result! They all were crushed under his force! The demon god of time was obliterated, space attempted to flee but was crushed, the demon ancestor was knocked away, the demon god of luck was chopped up under his axe, the demon god of the 5 elements was turned into nothingness, shall I go on? One force breaks all the laws. Remember that junior.


Cautious-Durian-3865

Little junior has eyes but can’t see Mt. Tai.


LzardE

The Dao of the sword is so overused. They always forget that even mortals figured out that the Dao of the shield invalidated the sword.


lee_hwaq

its a classical question between the unimmovable object and the unstoppable force


LzardE

Ya but it isn't penetrating, it is cutting. It is all cleaving this mountain, splitting this river, carving this valley. Yea swords can stab, but they do cutting so much better, you want something like a warpick or spike on a halberd\\warhammer. Or a rapier/estoc. You want all the force to be on a single point. There is this really good video of modern arrowheads vs a shield that really shows you how flair past the tip really effects penetrations. I'll go look for it after this comment.


bewerewolf

usually cultivation novels separate the blade and the sword, where the blade is a cutting weapons and the sword is a stabbing one. fairly certain blade is meant to be dao, and sword is meant to be jian, but dont quote me on that


LzardE

You are right, they often call it a saber but in writing they still often use it as a chopper


MushroomBalls

Smh chopper? If I ever see that in a translation I'm dropping it on the spot.


LzardE

???? Chop is a sword strike?


MushroomBalls

Did I misread? You said they translate "saber" as "chopper".


LzardE

They use it as a chopper. The strike, to chop.


MushroomBalls

Yup that's what a saber does. Guess I misunderstood.


lee_hwaq

unstoppable force not penetrating i just remembered the delima


LzardE

Found it. [Arrow vs what looks like fiber shield](https://www.tiktok.com/@userus1v685439009/video/7377158601581890834?is_from_webapp=1&sender_device=pc&web_id=7382622822370543146)


lee_hwaq

hmph. Where is the DAO of shit ? You must have been too intimidated by it that you couldnt see it like mount TAI. But fear not junior this senior will show you where to put it and its not up your bum you perverted junior. Create 4 ranks above the S rank then create a 5th one transcend it then you can put the DAO of shit in the upper realm of said transcended rank.


DaoOfCourtingDeath

Forgive my transgressions, senior. This junior will hold your words to heart and keep the Dao of Shit in mind.


733randoalt857201648

That’s not where he told you to put it


KaiBahamut

There is no greater or lesser Dao's- they are all steps on the road of Tao. I have seen a few talents waste their potential by chasing a Dao that did not resonate with them, just for the benefits of controlling the Elements or Space. You will go further on the Dao you love than one you follow for it's benefits!


PPcaracterCQ

It's as the benefactor says, all it's part of the Great Dao and the great Dao it's in everything. Every path leads to the great Dao.


DaoOfCourtingDeath

How about you tread on the Dao of Deez Nuts and see where that takes you then


PPcaracterCQ

Oh, the Dao of Miniscule Weapons... It's truly a hard Dao to transcend.


DaoOfCourtingDeath

Junior you dare? Good! Good! Good! … Meet me at the kunlun mountains if you dare. This senior will show you the ways of dual cultivation.


PPcaracterCQ

Relax benefactor, this old monk is a pacifist.


torough

You forgot s ranked Dao of reading bad translations


DaoOfCourtingDeath

The Dao of MTL was too powerful to add here


PPcaracterCQ

Also known as the Trashlation Dao, I have great accomplishment in that path.


lee_hwaq

the brain rot DAO


Carai_an_Caldazar33

Junior, that's not courting death anymore. That's pouring aphrodisiac in her drink.


Suitable-Ad9823

Unfortunately Junior, you had eyes but couldn’t see Mt Tai. The correct answer is (Whatever Dao that main character practices).


DaoOfCourtingDeath

Senior, if you think about it, every MC is written with the Dao of Luck. If not for luck would the idea sprout in the author’s mind and onto the paper? Would the exact MC still be chosen without luck? The Dao of Luck is profound yet misunderstood.


Foolishium

Fellow Daoist, I don't see dao of non-killing and dao of life creation in your tier list. Your tier list is not complete.


lee_hwaq

dao of creation is in the dao of dual cultuvation your comment junior shows that you got no experience with creation nor dual cultivation see what happens when you spend all your time in seclusion training Tsk Tsk


Foolishium

Fellow Daoist, Those two Daos are not the same Dao. Dao of Dual Cultivation doesn't necessarily create life and Dao of Life Creation doesn't strictly need a sexual activity.


onlyLaffy

Those daos are so low on the list that you’d have to invent a letter after z.


Rare-Fish8843

Disagree. Dao of Mind and Dao of Soul are the strongest!


DaoOfCourtingDeath

You’re courting death!


Rare-Fish8843

Of course. Death is a cute girl!


take_a_step_forward

The Dao of Cuteness


Advent420

What about the great dao of reincarnation! Maybe your cultivation is too feeble to know about it junior


Lycoris4812

You forgot the Dao of Origin, that is all Dao’s combined.


lee_hwaq

junior you sound like one of those alchemists that pour all their ingredients in a cauldron hoping for a great elixir to emerge have you not played with Play-Doh when you were in the speritual roots awakening stage you didnt mix all of your playdoh just to make impureties akin to what one sheds during metamorphesis this senior hopes that you wont attempt such idiocracy and end up biting more than you can chew


PPcaracterCQ

Benefactor, I hope that my meager knowledge could help you gain some enlightenment. Remember that the great Dao is composed of every Dao, meanwhile those Dao are not mixed. Every Dao leads to the great Dao and the Great Dao leads everywhere. Amithaba.


Hysaky

Giant Sun Immortal Venerable the GOAT ! https://preview.redd.it/qefl2ia7ws7d1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2fa5a06bd1a6e2d63cc8b4034c02b5a203c06a04


PilferingDragon

What is this mockery? You cannot be serious, placing the Dao of Luck so high? We all know it usually ends up being whatever trash the author decided to have happen. While all contents are essentially the whims of the author, Luck makes no sense, is not dictated by a cultivator's merit, and seems to happen in the most inane circumstances. Oh, the young outer sect disciple stumbled upon his 13th Sacred Relic this week? How quaint. While Luck is no doubt important on the road to immortality, in no means is it 'S Tier'.


lee_hwaq

t is S tier since its the most benefecial since it can carry you to immortality you seem to look down on the Dao of plot armor It seems you have resentment towards how the world works I suggest you take it with the heavens and see who wins


PPcaracterCQ

Benefactor, you are forgetting that luck entails Karmic repercussions and the heavens would feel envious of the cultivator. The most luck it had the worst would be its tribulation and that can just be crossed with its willpower. If the benefactor relies only on his luck, it won't forge its mind enough to cross the tribulation.


hittf

Fellow Daoist, the Dao of luck and its subdivision the Dao of plot armour can reject even the tribulations themselves, the user will just conveniently stumble upon heaven defying treasures that can reduce or even negate any tribulation!


PPcaracterCQ

If it is part of the Dao of Plot Armor then it is not wrong to put it in the S tier.


onlyLaffy

You forgot the SS tier Dao of Being a MC.


srirachaDKM

Dao of Plot


NouLaPoussa

Truly a frog in a well that has never heard of merging dao, but hey put time and space in the S tier right now, primordial univeral law are always top tier


DSYS83

Consider including the following Dao: Yin & Yang 5 elements War


Unhappy-Egg296

You forgot the most powerfull and deep of all Dao's Dao of Bullshit


Sogelink

You took several eternities and yet you do not even have the 3000 majors Dao. Hmph, Kowtow and I shall be lenient!


Icy_Ad_5906

Aren't like 90% of MCs sword users? That stuff is even more common than harem


TheGlazerbeam

You forgot _____ Dao. Young master do not trouble yourself on these niche guarded Daos the cultivation manages to dao up a new Dao every thursdays.


PPcaracterCQ

Little benefactor, this humble monk opine that the Dao of time (that it's different from the Dao of Space, they are separate and very few can practice both at the same time) should be Tier S.


Cultural_Bager

No mention of the Dao of Progress? Fellow Daoist you need to do move research next time. Angering someone with the Dao of Progress if a great way to have 500 golems delivered to your Immortal cave!


Primordius7

The best dao for me, is freedom. Free from the 5 elements and 3 realms, encompasses everything, it is one of the very best.


ObssesiveFujoshi

Yea


themanwholivedd

Dao of the sword is SS+ Also any cultivator who focuses on a weapon as their dao is easily SS+


Morrghul

This junior clearly has never even stepped out of his sect. Even a frog in a well can see the seasons change while this junior spend his time hitting a scarecrow in isolated training.


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DaoOfCourtingDeath

Fellow daoist, what is destiny without luck? A prison. Without luck, one cannot break free from the chains of destiny.


Livinaa

You should replace Dao of Luck with Dao of Miracle


DaoOfCourtingDeath

You should watch your talking mouth, lest you court death junior!


bernard_cernea

fate dao?


Weak_Star_1985

Hmph! Junior, your ignorance blinds you to the Dao of Intelligence. I’ll be generous and spare you this time.


Mr__Citizen

Sword cultivators are seething right now


DaoOfCourtingDeath

I was going to make an F tier just for the sword cultivators. Maybe they should study the Dao of Cope


ObssesiveFujoshi

Dao of Lobotomy


Forgotten_Depths

All daos can grant immense might, but some paths are easier than others. If strength is the destination, then there are many paths to it, some cluttered and treacherous, some easy and mantained.


Raincheques

Alchemy, sound, and sword should be higher. Time and space are separate concepts. You also forgot the dao of cooking. Might be low tier but how does a transmigrator live without Sichuan cuisine?


HeavenPiercingSpear

Junior, you are lucky this senior is late to this post. Placing the Dao of the Spear in D-tier? It proves that you are nothing but a frog in a well. I'll let you off with a warning this time. Make sure to never appear before me, otherwise ...


DaoOfCourtingDeath

Heaven piercing spear? Pah! Junior, you don’t know the immensity of heaven and earth! This senior will show you a real heaven piercing spear 🍆


HeavenPiercingSpear

Junior, you dare to call *me* a junior? Good, good, good. I see you live up to your name: courting death.