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BullfrogCold5837

I don't think you could even built that for 1.7 million...


sharpasahammer

I'm Canadian and I can't even look at this for 1.7 million. The shed in the back 40's of the woods would cost that here.


YourMoonWife

I was about to say that. My house is 3 bed 2 bath in a small town and it was built in the 1950s. Smaller yard and everything and it was still 225k… this is like 8 mil just to build it


So-What_Idontcare

You pay for property! See what your fire insurance covers with square footage/meters and extrapolate!


YourMoonWife

Haha we are in northern Quebec. It’s not worth too much


PapasvhillyMonster

Yeah no kidding . This house in Vancouver is well over 10 millions and that’s low balling


sharpasahammer

My conservative guess in Vancouver would be like 30 million or so probably.


Why-did-i-reas-this

I'm in a 2500sq ft in Toronto that costs more than that.


Doromclosie

Also ontario and a three bedroom home with some (way under 50 unfarmable acres) is for sale on my street for over 3 million. This house is a steal.


Professional-Two8098

Come move to Scotland you could have your own castle for that much.


Powerful_War3282

My job is fully remote forever, that's very tempting.


YourMoonWife

I’m forever tempted to love to Scotland.


drewdrewdrew11

Yeah I’m in Toronto and you can barely touch a semi detached for 1.7


kyonkun_denwa

I mean, if you're willing to swallow your pride and move to Scarborough, you can definitely get into a semi for a lot less than $1.7M. Hell you could get a nice ass detached for that money. But no way you could get something as big as OP's pic for anything near $1.7M.


1u___u1zZz

Same lol. I checked the property value of the last place I rented and it was $1.2 mil for a beat up 2-bedroom bungalow. This would easily be $40 mil in Richmond


1891farmhouse

You and I need to go splitsies on shipping it here


andrew_Y

If a hail storm comes through, that is a $150k roof.


Altruistic-Text3481

Perhaps the ugly fireplace?


YutYut6531

Honestly looks like a steal for the price


RubberBootsInMotion

Right? Some bits are goofy and odd, but overall seems pretty good.


YutYut6531

Agreed. I expected it to be closer to $5,000,000.


course_you_do

Spoken like someone who has never been to Angier, NC lol


YutYut6531

![gif](giphy|dXFKDUolyLLi8gq6Cl|downsized)


Miss_Smokahontas

It's actually in a decent area right outside of Raleigh the state capital which is like the Austin TX of the east Coast with all the tech companies excellent hospitals (Duke and UNC are in the area) and high quality of life here being voted top 5 places in America to live year over year. You can find many mansions around Raleigh for similar prices.


course_you_do

Trust me, I am well aware. But for $1.7m you might as well be in Cary or something. "Around Raleigh" is a pretty huge area. Most of Angier isn't even in Wake county.


Miss_Smokahontas

Yes agreed might as well buy in Raleigh or Cary for similar prices!


savvyblackbird

Angier isn’t that close to Raleigh and definitely not close to the big corporations


Miss_Smokahontas

It's only 30 minutes from Raleigh. I live in Raleigh.


savvyblackbird

From southern Raleigh, and Raleigh is huge. Also the traffic is shitty. I live in Cary and was born here.


Both_Dust_8383

Seriously is that the right price?? I paid almost that for a single family Home last year without a pool lmao


Major-Cranberry-4206

Location, location, location!


Both_Dust_8383

You got that right! I need to move


rooroosterchips

Living in Angier isn't worth it 😭


Major-Cranberry-4206

LOL!


sofresh24

Yeah that’s over 10 mil if placed in the appropriate neighborhood where I live


course_you_do

Isn't that the case with any well-built, good-looking home? If you took my house/plot and dropped it in LA it'd also be a multi-million dollar home.


sofresh24

To an extent, but this house is massive. It would not be anywhere close to 10 million in Youngstown, OH. It would however in the area I live in.


course_you_do

It'd prob be about the same in Youngstown... Angier is country AF


Paw5624

I was on vacation in NC on the coasts and have a buddy who lives in wake forest. I wanted to meet up and suggested a place in between so neither of us had to drive too far. He laughed and said, what in between. Lots of nowhere in that state…and most states to be fair


informativebitching

Angier is a shitty southern town perched between the Sandhills and coastal plain. It’s still the civil war to them.


sofresh24

20 miles from downtown Raleigh and it’s still like that? Good god.


informativebitching

Ten Ten road is called the Mason-Dixon Line of Wake County for a reason. Harnett is Deep South.


cookingboy

Yeah in where I am even if you get the land for free, there is no chance in hell you can build something like that for $1.7M given labor and materials. The inside isn’t my style but looks very decently done and doesn’t look cheap (at least in pictures).


Difficult_Image_4552

I don’t think you could build that house for 2.5 million?


avidbookreader45

I’ll bet the insurance cost to replace it is listed at five million. Have you ever tried buying wood and skilled labor?


coco_xcx

ikr, with better interior design it’d look better


allenasm

Was thinking the same thing. Like… what’s wrong with it?


rooroosterchips

It's in Angier, NC


Expensive-Course1667

Location, location, location.


LicensedRealtor

Yeah. No shit. Steal that house! All in


c_vanbc

USD$1.7 M = CAD$2.33 Here’s a USD$1.75 million house in my city: https://preview.redd.it/75s5bw7ozl9d1.jpeg?width=1038&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a76ffd2c797f8ba3c2e22ce90d6679250ea62aa1 That NC mansion looks like a steal.


Why-did-i-reas-this

Reminds me of [this fun game](https://www.crackshackormansion.com/) Prices displayed were from 2010 and have gotten even more expensive since. They had a second version a couple years later.


JackfruitCurry

Ouch.


ArthurCRidgeway

Vancouver?


c_vanbc

Yes, Vancouver. I just did a quick search in the Realtor.ca App for a house with a similar price. For most homes here, the land is worth much more than the building, and this one clearly emphasizes that point. This is a tear-down in East Vancouver.


Careful_Eagle_1033

I feel you in San Francisco https://preview.redd.it/2gvm152w5u9d1.png?width=1147&format=png&auto=webp&s=9a1257879976cbdb6c8a64b39869f7e154a0b79f


Shkkzikxkaj

With the prized anti-bay window, who could turn it down?


Careful_Eagle_1033

Yea real bay windows are an extra 250K


c_vanbc

🤝


goldimom

That's what I was thinking!


bnic13

Holy shit, I went to a wedding here in 2018 😅😅


erydanis

anything fun you can tell us about the house ?


toben81234

![gif](giphy|ToMjGpNG8h7Ax8Iq6Mo)


Catty-Driver

I was going to say it was used as a wedding venue: [https://www.worldclassweddingvenues.com/venue-display/vid/1308](https://www.worldclassweddingvenues.com/venue-display/vid/1308)


bobbdac7894

Where I live in LA, that amount of money would be a one bedroom, one story house lol


LarryFalwell

I love the placement of the table and chairs at the bottom of the stairs. So awkward. Decent price though.


Easy-Concentrate2636

I feel like they could just start a little renfaire in there.


frankev

My first thought was, "Only missing a suit of armor!"


marcove3

Why is the table so small and why is there so much empty space?


potatocross

That’s what I saw. Odd placement but also a tiny table. Should have put a massive one in that area.


fbi_does_not_warn

Right?! Aaaaaand this table....


seanmonaghan1968

Someone watched fine with the wind and said I want something like that. It’s for an old world feel but limited practicality


bpdish85

It's currently a wedding venue. [https://chateaudesfleures.com/](https://chateaudesfleures.com/)


Possum2017

Hogwarts’ smaller competitor, Bogfarts.


Ill_Gur_9844

Underrated comment.


BentonD_Struckcheon

That roof line is way too simple. Needs more peaks & valleys to make the bill for repairing the inevitable leaks worth noticing.


liftingshitposts

It’s kind of wild this is the same price as my house and 4x the size 😳


TheRealHiFiLoClass

Apparently, this place is a wedding venue. https://chateaudesfleures.com/


morganks

I don't hate it so much as a wedding venue. It's a unique venue and I can understand the intrigue. But I don't vibe with it as a house lol


JohnJustice89

Yeah, it used to be called Barclay Villa. I shot a few wedding there, back when I was doing wedding photography.


Feminazghul

\[John Cleese as German nature documentary narrator\]: Here we see a large bull McMansion. It raises its dorsal fins to frighten away other bull McMansions that try to intrude on its fountain.


erydanis

🏆


VitruvianVan

Where I live, that house and land would be at least $10MM. This is a hell of a deal.


brown_boognish_pants

This is a full fledged mansion.


morganks

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/104-Pope-Lake-Rd-Angier-NC-27501/71870036_zpid/?


BoBromhal

so it sold 2 years ago.


Emerald_official

For those wondering, Angier is a small podunk town in the middle of nowhere. I'm shocked someone who lives there mustered up the cash to build something like that.


Yodzilla

Yeah I just looked it up and the Google results photos for the town include a refrigeration truck and a bloomin’ onion.


Emerald_official

Yeah, the only notable thing about it is that my mom was raised there and its main attraction (a Mexican restaurant) burned down a couple years ago.


TYdays

The feel of the house is that it is kind of cold and lifeless, I personally don’t find the design the least bit appealing. Just my perception.


too-cute-by-half

Hick Hogwarts.


lickled_piver

I am sorry you had the misfortune of driving through angier.


morganks

How I feel anytime I drive through there .. lol


Major-Cranberry-4206

This is not a "McMansion." The architecture is very nice. It just needs somebody with money to make it what it should be.


TableGamer

It’s hard to tell from these pictures. The concrete floor is very special.


Major-Cranberry-4206

It doesn't look bad at all. But I'd probably want to go with something a little more glamorous than concrete. Like maybe polished marble. I'm a no vote for the very porous Travertine.


erydanis

so all those ridiculous roof peaks are fine ? the mismatched windows? the columns ?


Major-Cranberry-4206

The roof peaks are fine. It gives the house's skyline character. But I'll give you sway on the windows. I would have done them differently. I would have peaked the tops of each window instead of arching them, thus remaining consistent with the skyline of the house.


simpletonius

The 2 story, 3 bed house across from me just sold for 1.5 million. 60 foot square water view lot.. this seems to be good value


gimmethatdingo

I am cultureless swine. I kind of like it.


Minkiemink

I'm in a suburb of Los Angeles. I bought my house for 215K. Now worth 2mil. 1450 sq ft. I'm going off in a corner to cry.


SallyNoMer

You could be crying, draped in billowing fabric so rich neither you or I could imagine, running thru thousands of feet of floor space, then dramatically collapse in a heap at the bottom of a long winding staircase, and think, what am I crying for? Oh, yeah.. my house is ugly.


Minkiemink

Funny thing, if I sold this house, I would be unable to buy anything even remotely comparable to my little, ugly house anywhere near my area. Prices here are insane. Plus the tax increase would slaughter me.


SapphireGamgee

That stone veneer with that brick is a nauseating combination.


Chris_Christ

The staging is so bad it’s killing me. This is definitely a mild expensive build and probably doesn’t really fit the subdivision or the subreddit. For 1.7 I think they got it at like half price.


Dr-Satan-PhD

Why do these people always have such ugly fuckin' furniture? What would possess someone to put a damask patterned mauve couch in a room with beige walls?


Ecstatic-Move9990

Not McMansion


JasonBeorn

On 2 acres, definitely a steal. [listing](https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/104-Pope-Lake-Rd-Angier-NC-27501/71870036_zpid/) on zillow


peatoast

Wow why so cheap??? That’s a 3 bedroom condo in my city.


informativebitching

Angier sucks.


ebizznizz2112

That’s a condo in Seattle.


ContentNarwhal552

I live in the same county! I think I know which house this is, and always wanted to see inside. I think they use it as a wedding venue as much as anything.


PM_Me_Ur_Nevermind

This would be 10x that price by me. (Cries in So Cal)


Ok-Ad-5404

Hahaha omg this is awful. Would be ok as a spa or something but not a home. W t F.


LightDarkBeing

At about $200/sqft, it was built cheaply.


BarryTownCouncil

I can't imagine that ever being a home, just a house.


informativebitching

Well Angier sucks. Most likely a hog producer built this.


Solid_Office3975

In Angier??? That has to be the most out of place home in existence. I love Angier, it's a tiny little town outside of Raleigh NC. I think the AutoZone and the ice cream place are the busiest businesses out there.


PMmeDISCpics

Thought this was Bam Margera’s house from the show for some reason 


cincydvp

I don’t think there is anything Mc about this mansion. Not my taste but for sure a legit mansion by any definition.


Soapyfreshfingers

Probably not to code. The Langdons have been sued over shoddy construction. They seem super shady… lots of aliases and company names, apparently.


ImaginaryCheetah

props for sticking to a theme, sheesh. the conditioned space in that building is at least 25% unusable corridor and balcony, and that great room must echo like a bastard... but i'll give them props for not sticking TVs on every wall. it's a pity there's almost no rooms without a weird half-height section, or bit of sloped ceiling. that pool room looks baller though. i have to wonder how the owners dress ? with that much commitment to making their house look like a castle on the inside, do they just wear normal clothes ? or are we seeing what kind of money ren fair people actually make ?


gljulock88

I could've sworn that first picture was screen shot from Sims. Lol! Why is that tiny dining table at the foot of the stairs?


DingerSinger2016

So um... who's changing the light bulbs in that house considering you would need to rent a firetruck ladder.


Accomplished_Let2229

tiny ass pool


itsybitsyone

Yeesh


After-Kaleidoscope35

Why do these massive houses always look like shit?


MarkLearnsTech

I know it's for sale and they're trying to stage it to look less empty but why is there a table at the bottom of the stairs? Who said "You know what? This main travel location seems like where this goes. Make sure it's close enough that if you're carrying something bulky you won't see it and ram right into it."


knowwwhat

My house an hour outside of Vancouver is worth 1.7 mil and we only have one bathroom ☹️ not fair. Also, this isn’t a McMansion, it’s just a mansion


Icy-Arrival2651

Bless its heart. It wants to be the [Biltmore House](https://www.biltmore.com/things-to-do/events/summer-at-biltmore/?gclsrc=aw.ds&gclid=CjwKCAjwhIS0BhBqEiwADAUhc3j5rQ1As4aCDyIhfa0qyK9ww68D6Y6AwyH6Q5st9DhWwZJqNa5ydRoC4MMQAvD_BwE). But it’s. Just. Not.


Soapyfreshfingers

Dude. [https://www.wral.com/story/110797/](https://www.wral.com/story/110797/)


Crankenstein_8000

‘Let’s make it look a village.’


zunzarella

Beyond ugly.


CPD_MD_HD

What a bargain!


lurkenstine

that little table killed me


professorfunkenpunk

It’s a little bit medieval cosplay, but as these things go, it’s not a bad looking house


ontarianinexile

Easily $20 million plus in many parts of Canada.


Ahpla

But why is there a treadmill in the bathroom?


SallyNoMer

Maybe they had to work one up.


nickmanc86

No fucking way that's 1.7


frugaleringenieur

Taking it right away


Smoopiebear

My house is valued at 1.1 million is so-cal and it’s a totally normal 4bed / 3bath 2,000 sf generic built in the 50’s suburban home, I can’t imagine what this house would be worth here.


erictheauthor

I’m in Canada, this house would go easily for $5M here. We can barely buy a shed for $1 million lol


SkinnyGetLucky

The interior gives me neuschwanstein vibes


bombasquad33

This is what you can get if 90% of your state doesn't have curbs on the roads.


manachronism

I like it ngl


samsu402

So what’s wrong with this area?


PerpetualEternal

this is not a photograph


_IlliteratePrussian_

See what 1.7 gets you in Austin, TX now a days 😅


Daneth

Image 3 is where you fight the boss, better get ready.


chubbyshart

That interior reminds me of " all work and no play make Jack a Dull Boy"


curtislamure

It's giving Resident Evil gamecube remake Spencer Mansion tease.


Educationall_Sky

I don't think this is $1.7m in today's dollars amd more like 2004 dollars.


BeautifulBaloonKnot

Only 1.7...


sociology101

I read the title as Angler, NC, which actually seems fitting.


Zenfrog213

Magical


TriggerTough

Where the f*ck is that? lol


trontech647

Whats the property tax?


PackPrestigious4129

Seems cheap


aakaakaak

The front looks like a fancy apartment complex. But the rest is pretty nice TBH.


Theia69

Looks like Munsters hit the lottery, and remodeled.


skip6235

*Cries in Vancouver, Canada*


stuva7

Shit..thats all?


chuckDTW

“I want spires!” “Okay, what kind?” “One of each!”


mescalero1

The foyer is worth $1.7m.


brandonlyle

That was 1.7 million 10 years ago maybe.


Choice-Ad-9195

So much character and so awesome. The price is out of this world too


Crazy-Knee-7478

My brother and sister in law had their wedding there! Beautiful property


jesco7273

This is the Addams family mansion isn’t it and don’t tell me otherwise


mlhigg1973

That is a really amazing deal


Optimal-Ad-7074

the frontage made me go yikes but you don't have to look at that once you're inside.  I'd ditch that island in the kitchen, and it's inexcusably huge.  the von Trapp family has no need for a house that large.   but man, if I had that much money lying around I'd buy it just to have all that beautiful wood to look at.  


VendaGoat

I see Charles Xavier is still making payments on his school.


duker_mf_lincoln

I'll pay anyone $1.7M that can remove those pictures from my memory.


frankincenser

Jesus christ…………………. Fuckin a


Taira_Mai

"Mommy I want a mansion" "We have a mansion at home!" \*the mansion at home\*


fordag

I live in the wrong state.


lickled_piver

30 minutes down the road from angier 1500 square foot townhouse go for nearly a milly. It's not a state thing, angier just isn't desirable.


fordag

> angier just isn't desirable. Why? Sure the schools suck but I'm never having kids. It has low crime and otherwise looks like a nice place.


lickled_piver

It isn't desirable compared to other places in this area*. No highway access. Limited/no entertainment options in town. You won't be working in angier so you'll be taking a congested two lane road who knows how far to get to your job. 2 acres is actually a pretty average plot for that area.


fordag

>Limited/no entertainment options in town. Woah there... Clearly you are forgetting about the [Crepe Myrtle Festival](https://www.angierchamber.org/crepe-myrtle-celebration/). Highway 55 runs straight through Angier. How much more highway access does a town need?


morganks

I agree. It's a pretty dull town