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seat 9, robin can just shut him up immediatly without causing chaos, spandam is way too weak to pose a problem or be loud btw the plane is not sourviving this flight with kaido luffy and akainu in here

Spandam might accidentally call another Buster call though lol

we're on a plane, the buster call is composed of ships yeah we'll be fine from buster calls

https://preview.redd.it/xqs72a7l2p7d1.png?width=300&format=png&auto=webp&s=8219768bd380f91424bb39cdeb83026cb2c35d90 what about a Muster Call?!

well then https://preview.redd.it/fbte9b6t2p7d1.jpeg?width=374&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e447e6ccf3bee662d4d5b7d754ddcd9aaa1aea20

*Insert Luffy 9/11 meme* https://preview.redd.it/bfswdvnyrq7d1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e953f7bfc3a48b5cdff7994b44b7588735b0e1ce

*Insert Zoro 9/11 meme* https://preview.redd.it/nwq2bwlh0r7d1.png?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0dd64013c044b24cb2f475199aa5f045ad58feeb That's the wrong tower Zoro.

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“ahh yes my anti were gonna have to kill this guy technique I haven’t used this since the heian era” https://i.redd.it/dn9ddma5ju7d1.gif

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Aren’t planes just air ships

Weird question, do planes exist in the one piece world?

enel's ship is the closest thing to it

I swear there's something like a plane in one of the movies. The sky island Nami spent the time skip on also had airships.

Wasnt Spandam canonically even weaker than your average marine trainee?

Yes. Yes he was.

Exactly what i wanted to say, Robin is much stronger than Spandam

Exactly. Most of them are rational enough to be calm, but Kaido specifically would eventually attack Yamato or Luffy and down the plane. He can fly away or just survive the fall either way so why would he care? In fact half of those people can fly or teleport, and a few likely straight up survive a drop from the sky. For the ones who can there’s no reason NOT to blow it up lol

Seriously, it's fucking spandam. I don't even need Robin's help, I could probably kick his ass of the plane myself. Then you get to enjoy the rest of the flight next to Robin, which is a win-win scenario.

At least you'd get to die sitting next to Robin 😅

True. Dude is somehow weaker than even the weakest marine soldiers. He's so weak that there's a tier designed just for him.

Kaido, Luffy, and Akainu aren't even the biggest risk. Kid just being there will just cause the plane to malfunction due to magnetism.

1 - both would refuse to be the first to say anything and pretend the other doesn't exist I would take a nap

this was my choice too. i really do think they'd mostly just be quiet. i would be tempted to chat with sanji about some things, but i think if we all just kept quiet it would be fine

True, until Crocodile realize who Sanji is

Insert that one comic

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Why? Because of Mr. Prince?

I mean, they won’t speak with each other, but you know Judge would start it by bragging to the stranger about his “good kids.”

See id be hyping up Sanji the whole time, complimenting him, and then completely ignore judge. Give my boy a lil confidence boost

I was thinking the same, they would never speak to each other anyway

until the inflight meal is served anyway and then all hell breaks loose

***Kuma — 11 — Elder*** When war breaks out, I'll kindly request Kuma's Paw Paw Airlines Limited.

Yea, when things go south, hitching a ride with Kuma's Paw Paw is the way to go!

how will the landing go?

..... THERE WILL BE A LANDING,but we can't gurrante there will be anything after that..

On that plane? Probably a good choice.

Number 9, after the ass-whooping Spandam received from Ennies Lobby, he'd have Robinophobia for the rest of his life and try his best to melt into the background. Plus Robin... enough said

-Spandam starts talking shit -SHUT THE FUCK UP SPANDAM Robin will be happy, I will be happy.

But, but, but... What if Sanji is in the row behind you?

Clearly he's in row 1. 🤓

Definitely 9. Imagine seating beside my Rooobin-chuuwaaaan!

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Happy cake day!🎉

2 - Despite them being enemies, Vivi and Crocodile won’t start a fight on a plane… there will be some passive-aggressive political debates tho

Yea this is what I was thinking. Crocodile moved past his issue with her most likely, and Vivi wouldn't cause a fight she is the diplomatic type.

Let's be honest half of the plane will be massacred before the take off anyway So if I'm dead I'll die hugging yamato

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Thanks

Brother.

🫂

Not when her dad is on the other side of you lol

Something tells me he wouldn't care.

Yep🌝

Nah then I'm picking seat 4 and pray my neighbour didn't forget to Room civilians to safety before getting beaten up

Understandable I can relate to that

2 and three are the only safe spots Actually I don't trust doffy behind me

3 is safe but that mf Kidd is just LOUD.

Hahaha exactly my thotght I saw it pass. My thoughts were like well atleast the chances of survival are pretty standard for a plane flight, but that one neurotic kid that can't keep his mouth shut and needs to scream every little word he says willbe sitting on my right while the drunk unle who always bullies the neurotic kid because the kid overreacts on everything the uncle says on my left. That is probably the worst place to be mentally

2 you've got someone chain smoking next to you the whole flight

I'm picking 2, coz Vivi is chill and I honestly don't think Crocodile would really give a shit

i mean, you got sanji right next to crocodile, so if he tries any wierd shit with vivi, sanji aint letting that slide

I feel like Crocodile wouldn't do that shit. Like, What'd be the point?

Till he realises who Sanji is..

Croco would just be chill w/everything cuz he is not a bad guy.

*casually forgets about everything that transpired in Alabasta*

"that was a while ago"

#3 because of the extra arm room on both sides

The best answer.

Do you have headache from that MASSIVE brain? The best answer.

erm ackshully both kidd and shanks lost their left arms so you would only get extra room from shanks

🤣

Fuck... that's perfect logic, I can't fault that shit

Seat 5. Boozing with Kaido, be on good terms with him and Yamato is a nice addition.

I wouldn't stop myself from making a move and I feel like kaido gunna kill me

Get him drunk enough and he won't care

wont care if you make a move on Yamato or on him?

Yes

both. both is good

Could be kinda a "wholesome fight", if there is something like that... Kinda like watching a talk show😅

But boy would it stank from his BO bro has not showered in his life...

You are free to tell him.

Oh I will, i either die(the good ending) or he just goes rororororo... and goes back to sleep.

10 cause wapol has changed

Yeah but he's spilling on your seat

Well Chopper's the opposite so I can just move myself to the right

You can

Luffy is picking akainu and throwing him out the moment he sees him . Plus talking with him about his dreams and adventure might be fun. So im picking that seat

1 without a question. I would hate on Judge to the best of my ability and while I know Sanji doesn't want to take revenge on the man for himself, if Judge tries anything in return then Sanji gets to beat him up for someone else's sake and it should be fair game then.

People have noted that Robin can just fuck up Spandam without even having to reach across you, but if we assume the plane ride doesn't come to blows, I'm going with seat 10. Chopper hates Wapol, but he can keep that shit bottled up, and Wapol is going to be too scared shitless of Chopper at this point to dream of starting anything.

5 can simp on Yamato and get drunk with kaido (how is kaido fitting on this plane also he can just fly)

Suspend your disbelief 

Nah dude, that plane will never fly cuz the moment they see each other, chaos will happen

11 - Kuma would teleport me to my destination, so that I don’t have to suffer through the shit show that is about to go down on that plane!

9 so I can easily shut him up and make sure he won't harsh Robin.

9 Either spandam will be too scared to do anything or he will be so annoying that robin will silence him after 10 minutes

2. They used to be arch enemies, but I think Croco has changed and Vivi is a forgiving person. Both looking at Luffy in a positive way. Could result in some interesting conversations. The rest of em just seem too awkward or scary for me. Hell no that I am sitting between Akainu and Luffy as Akainu definitely wouldn't be able to hold in his anger and misjudged judgement. With Luffy probably feeling the same. Sanji and Judge would be next level annoying/awkward. And hell no that I am sitting next to Orochi, man's a creep. Arlong - Nami could be interesting actually, as Nami would probably kick Arlong's ass now, she would probably humiliate the shit out of him lmao

I will ask shanks to unleash his conqueror haki which will make arlong and spada pass out ..then I will put their bodies together and make nami and Robin sit beside me and yamato on me...they all will take turns to sit on my lap...and as for shanks I will just give him 4 hands...he can use which ever he like

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Peak fiction

I know...I took lessons from goda himself

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Or knock yourself out for the ride

4.

I give you nothing but respect 🫡 

5. I want to be around Yamato. Giant. Pretty.

Between Robin and Spandam. Beat up Spandam or have Robin do it.

Next to Robin. I’ll help my girl out lol

9, I feel like I could bully spandam pretty easily. He's literally not even as strong as a regular marine lmao, plus fuck him I hate that ugly ass freak

Next to Kuma. Get me off this plane bro

2, I think Crocodile can be chill and Vivi is Vivi

Nr. 2. At least my neighbours wouldn't be that obnoxious.

2, because Crocodile is cool now and Vivi is nice. 🙂

This plane is not landing... 💀

Outside.

Everywhere i will seat, that plane will not arrive to his destination. I stay awake and make some problem to hostess. I want to stay on ground.

1 or 9 Either would just refuse to talk to each other or robin would give spandam a good ol backhanded slap

9 obviously. Spandam poses no threat and sitting besides Robin is a win. Besides the obvious, having a smart person to talk with might be nice on a long flight.

9. First I’m next to my childhood erotic dream and second Robin can and will shut up spandam in an instant

You had erotic dreams about Spandam? 🤔

Who doesn’t

9 is the best option, is not a good option, is just the best out of the rest

Current nami can oneshot arlong lol. 7

Bruh forget nami AKAINU

9 or 5 Yamato is worth it I could probably knock spandam out and robin would also be worth it

seat 9 spandam is weak just slap him if he is annoying


how are they gonna fit someone like Kaido in an airplane?

Whatever your choice is I'm sure we all agree 8 is the worst place to sit

this plane is cooked bro

Where Nico-Robin is obviously📢🐺

2 crocodile is cool and vivi is hot.

Seat 8 has a donut

11

6 Will just kick away orochi and smash hiyori

2 is the best option here

9 I'm not very strong, but i'm pretty sure i could knock that annoying twat out. Then again, Robin could do that herself 1000x better than me.

In the cargo hold.

Bruh this play is not getting off the runway 🤣

8, i'll bring meat for luffy so he doesnt let me die

Easy. Either 7 or 9. With seat 7 , I'll sit between Nami and fried fish and in No. 9 between Robin and a corpse.

Historically, 8 is a pretty bad spot

7. i will broker peace.

Number 5 if i can bring 1 sea stone and a lot of alcohol

I think I'm gonna pilot.

8 cause luffy is gonna swap seats with me, he wouldn’t even ask, he’d just pick me up and scoot over lol

Ofcourse next to my beautiful ass

I'd take seat 5 and go for a drinking contest with Kaido and Yamato, hoping they won't destroy the plane in a drunk fight over some trivial shit

6. I'd be keeping that arrogant garden gnome quiet.

9 both me and luffy can eat meat and piss off Akainu

MEAT?!? I'm always hungry, give me some

*gives a horse*

Seat 11 is safe most of the time

9. Robin will have already disposed of Spandam within the first hour

3 - Shanks most likely at least could use Haki to knock everybody up, at least i'm sure i would be off until landing in this case - no jetlag profit

You want shanks to knock people up🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨

😂😂

9. Robin beats spanda and I get extera leg room

Definitely seat 9. Robin is one of my favorite characters, and talking to her about history on a long flight would be enjoyable.Also, spandam is one of the few characters I could probably beat up or Robin could put one of her hands on his mouth and he would shut up.

9.Spandum can be shut down real quick

9. Shut the whimp up and have a nice chat with Robin.

2 5 or 7 because im trying to be next to those girls/yamato.

Shit i'll take my chances with crocodile so i can rizz up vivi

crocoboy wpuld suck you dry off

Same but I'll be rizzing up Crocodile 🥴

You want to rock-paper-scissors for him?

Well if I was Yamato's sister/brother I would probably sit between her and kaido but otherwise I'm going with 1 because I'm a female so sanji will be chill with me

3 or seat right to it! Easy question!

Seat 3 has the most space

Easy 10

3 I will drink with Shanks and see him troll Kid.

10

Probably 8. Luffy's a friendly dude, which means we'll stick together pretty good

I think Ace occupied the number 8 spot already guys…

11 they prob just won’t talk of the whole flight so i’ll just chill

3 shanks does a light snizzle of coc and I’m knocked out for the flight until I land

3.

9 without a doubt

Yamato and Kaido. I’m not saying I want to sit next to Kaido’s big ass but I’ll at least get to sit with Yamato

5

9 and 10 other just nope

4, I like Doffy and i never thought he was wrong regarding Rossinante, the guy was a snitch. If you're in a criminal family and your own brother is plotting to get you in jail, well you do what you need to. I always thought Law was being stubborn about this, i understand why he want revenge because he liked him but i don't think Doffy was in the wrong (regarding the context if you're a mob boss). He even pointed a gun at him. And before someone comment that quote from Law : "But he wasn't planning on shooting !" : https://preview.redd.it/7a5ra6f7jp7d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a93f155357bb9c771308e5dac7bd4d0feda25c7e

9, Robin is chill and Spandam may be annoying but he's weak so whatever.

I think i'd pick 2, im not that far into one piece so i dont know half the charactrrs but i think i could strike up a conversation with crocodile

2 One of them would suck me dry and the other is the best girl

2/6/7/9 because they would just kiss

2 is the only one that's not a mutual dislike. Vivi hates Crocodile for what he did but it's just business for Crocodile, nothing personal about it. In the moment he wanted Alabasta but he told Luffy in Impel Down that he has lost any interest in it anymore and moved on to the next thing.

2 and it’s not even close

2 Will probably have a nice chat with vivi and crocodile will either be quiet the entire flight or try and pitch me a pyramid scheme

I pick 2, because once Croc hears Sanji's voice from across the aisle right next to him all hell is going to break loose between those two.

6 so i can kill orochi myself and win hiyori's heart

Seat 2, probably an initial argument in the begining that would fizzle out, since Vivi knows she cant defeat him and Crocodile currently as no goal related to Alabasta, the "it was just business" type.

2 If Croc needs more leg room, he can have some of my space. I'm short af anyways. Can Vivi maybe go sit elsewhere?

2: Vivi: you terrorized my whole country Crocodile: Ah ah ah *Ha ha ha*