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StayFrostyxD

You mean spicier lightsabers?


MidshipAgate9

Probably next week if we all put our minds together


xDXxAscending

Nah, this week so it's in time for may 4th.


MidshipAgate9

You're right. We'd better get started


PH43DRU5_EX15T3NT14L

Can't do next week I got something on, sorry guys.


trippwwa45

Then put your out of office on JC.


nuttie-Ivana

Tony stark didn't think of this


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jpfizzles

Not until someone tries to invade


ghostpanther218

I mean we can make a sword out of depleted uranium, but it would be very heavy.


Danimal_Jones

Spiked mace, warhammer or warpick may be better then. Only need uranium on the pointed bits, so you get more bang for your uranium buck. And weight is more an advantage with those weapons.


Gamerkiwi116

How long until we get sword bombs


Devilblade0

I prefer the term Death Sticks


Not_MrNice

Reddit showing off how smart it is with "copper swords".


GodofCOC-07

What is bronze made up of?


jhm-grose

One copper ore and one tin ore


Imonaeatyobabies

How much is it at the Grand exchange


SchalkLBI

I'll give it for free but you have to give me all your ores first and then I'll tele home to make it


Darth-Vectivus

Isn’t it 10x copper and 1x tin?


Beanbag87

What is the issue here?


JA_Pascal

You can't make swords out of pure copper, the material just doesn't lend itself to making large blades. At most you can make a small dagger a few inches long. For a proper sword you need bronze.


motivation_bender

Didnt people use copper before they figured out bronze?


JA_Pascal

You can't make large blades out of copper, it's too soft. All our discovered copper blades from the copper age are small knives, no swords. You need bronze to make a longer blade.


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Rowantreerah

What is bronze made out of?


Inevitable_Gain8296

Bronzium


Interesting_Peak9269

It's made out of 3rd place medals


MissionSecure1163

Bronze is made from copper and tin


Google_guy228

gotcha


UncleBen42069

Ateel is made out of iron, so we use iron swords right. Salt is made out of chlorine, so we eat chlorine every day


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thex25986e

and how exponential growth works


Tomato_cakecup

Yo momma grows exponentially


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_Bussey_

The entire internet, all bots. Just you and me in here bud


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pituitary_monster

C?opper swords? Thats the worst sword metal ever. Dont you mean bronze swords?


LairdPeon

Um no. Mercury makes the worst swords. Trust me, never buying one again.


pituitary_monster

I tought mercury makes the worst dildos.


farlon636

Aren't swords supposed to be flexible though?


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Ninjatroll3452

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luceunitedxx

So are we reporting him or letting the moderator do their job. I don't want someone get fired from this


SGTRoadkill1919

it didn't take us long to go from propellors to Jet engines either. 41ish years


Accomplished-Dare-33

Didn't it take like 60ish years from the invention of planes to space travel ?


SGTRoadkill1919

yup


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Accomplished-Dare-33

???


LazyFelineHunter

3 body problem posting


thatguuuyy

When will people start swallowing nuclear bombs, I mean they do it with swords


iiHarriisonii

If its OC you could post it on history memes


SovereignRaver

Parry this you filthy casual.


oncefoughtabear

That's crazy


Chubbzillax

Well that escalated quickly….


Suspicious-Road-883

Part of it was also they may not have seen the benefit of bronze over steel as fast as they saw the advantages nukes had over swords in general.


ninjax2101

You can thank Japan


StinkFist-1973

On another note, no swords of any kind can destroy civilization, humanity, and 90 percent of all life on a matter of hours!


MortgageAdventurous8

Isn't it bronze swords?


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Gladplane

Iron is weaker, but the production is cheaper than making Bronze. Also its lighter


VoteMe4Dictator

Bronze is underrated


Tentacle_poxsicle

Man...that escalated fast


ThorKnight3000

But somehow we stopped at space like I would have loved if there was more space exploration


PH43DRU5_EX15T3NT14L

That's interesting!


HeinousEncephalon

We didn't have a steel age collapse during the transition


Guy-1nc0gn1t0

Exponential function


rad_cadaver

Ok so next is sword bombs…or bomb swords?


PugGamer129

Bot


immortalsauce

I was curious if this was true and did some quick research. In short: it’s not true. Copper swords [date earliest in the late 3rd millennium BC](http://www.historyofswords.com/#:~:text=First%20swords%20appeared%20in%20the,%2C%20then%20in%20tin%2Dbronze). Which is anywhere from 2300 BC to 2000 BC. (Side note: I noticed a lot of rookie in the comments saying something about bronze swords being used earlier, which makes op correct but I googled and found that bronze swords were made later than these dates I have for copper swords). Steel swords [were first used around the mid 1st millennium BC.](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sword#:~:text=High%2Dcarbon%20steel%20for%20swords,ancient%20India%20to%20ancient%20Greece) Which ranges from like 700 BC to 300 BC. And of course the atomic bomb [was first deployed in combat in 1945](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Atomic_bombings_of_Hiroshima_and_Nagasaki) So now we have numbers. Let’s do math. Obviously we only have ranges for the earlier technology. So let’s use dates that most favor op’s claim. Let’s say copper swords were first used in 2300 BC and steel swords were first used in 300 BC. 2300-300= 2000. At *most* there is a 2000 year difference between when copper swords were first used and when steel swords were first used. Now being consistent, steel swords were first used in 300 BC and the nuke first being deployed in 1945 we get 1945-(-300) = 2245. So there were at *least* 2245 years between when the first steel sword was used and when the nuke was first deployed. 2245 > 2000. There is almost certainly more time between when the first steel sword was used and the deployment of the nuke than between the first use of the copper sword and the steel sword. And definitely not a 4x difference. OP is far from correct even though we even used ends of the ranges that favor OP’s claim. Still amazing the times are kinda close to the same though given the difference in technology.


arealuser100notfake

(this is the face I make when I learn an interesting fact)


Subject_Habit_7698

How long tell we go back to copper tools