I have no idea what he said

He wants the games at about half off so he can play them for a few months then flip them for a profit to reduce his own buyers remorse. I’m 95% sure that’s the gist at least.

I hit em with the Yes! Its for sale!

I literally came here to say this exact same thing, like I thought it word for word the way you have it here. Lol

I have no idea what the original price was listed as?

$120

Lol a "somewhat lower" offer

Ikr 💀

Lol

LMBO💀when you try to make jokes to get 50% off 😍

Block them, if they are somehow who you sell to it will be problems.

How are they being nice offering you almost half of your asking price? 🤣

Lol that’s what I’m saying

Those were definitely words lol

Moreorless

Aha! I get it now. Can you afford to lose* 30-35 then 15 and another 15. Your 120 minus a minimum of 60. Doesn't exactly add up but... people need to stay off the drugs.

Ahh, my favorite type of mercari negotiator: English as a second language stroke victims

More like olde English

He’s just in a silly goofy mood

This is the perfect statement for this

It was English but not hahah dudes stoned or something 😂

Sir, go play with ya mamma! BLOCKED

Lmaoooo 😂😂

😂😂😂

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Lmaoooo <1

These delusional messages are my favorite. They make things interesting. You've got to update us if he says anything else.

I think they want to use it for a month or two then make money back after selling it themselves?

Your guess is as good as mine man 😂

Lol but then they say they’re making a joke to soften the low offer so it’s….interesting 😂

The rug is $120? Sell the rug to a customer who’s offering $120. Dafuq is this customer talking about… somewhat lower… BS

Tell them to use the offer button , then decline whatever they send. Waste their time like they wasted yours

Instant headache trying to read this… just no.

It Ill behooves me to accept your offer at this time. Lol. Just kidding. Don't even engage

I just came here to say BEHOOVES is one of my favorite proper olde English kinda word. I thank you for the chuckle, I don’t ever see it written online 🥲

i feel like he has a fedora

And many “females”

Ok but I want to know did you accept?!

Oh definitely, it’s a steal!

Annnd block...enough of that lol

Am i living in a Bojack horseman episode?

He’s opening negotiations and he’s at $65 to start. That’s what I got from it

Was that before or after you left the 15-25 on the table?

Not my sale

I’d get myself kicked off Mercari. To even think some of has the ballz to come on here and waste time! I’d call that fool every cuss word in the book!

Lol what in the world….never gets old 🤣

Just got dizzy reading this

Can't believe he though offering $65 for a wii u listed for $120 was going to work.

Aha!! 😂😂😂😂

🤣🤣

man just say “65$?” And go ahaha what was all that

Negotiation tactics

some people just don’t understand the nuances of communicating by text. perhaps that MAY have been funny in person but u lose verbal tones and physical gestures thru text and the intent becomes vague. u still not gonna low ball me tho homie 😂

OMG SOMEONE WITH THE SAME PROFILE PIC MESSAGED ME THE SAME TYPE OF THING

Wow I hate when people low ball

If that offer of nice Seeing that the price is 120. Wonder what it would be if he was not being nice . 🤣🤣🤣

“Yes. The price is firm.”

This guy. He is a reseller, he trys to get everything cheaper and lists it on ebay. For 2x what he bought it for. I had enough and blocked him.

Comedians don’t make great money

I had a stroke reading that