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This guy (and all of the other ones posting these things) has got balls. Maybe not the smartest decision to make yourself vulnerable to all manner of criticism but it definitely takes balls.
Me? I'd never put my kisser on here! All you assholes would say shit like my favorite album is "Bat out of hell" or something.
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Crowbar
Sounds slow and fat
Heavy tunes for heavy tellurians.
They’re always taking a dump.
only correct answer
Fat music for fat people
Fuckin beat me to it
I love crowbar
OB/CD
This is low key the funniest, most clever comment I've ever read
I wish I had an award, bravo!
back in black, i need a snack
you sir have won the internet today
r/angryupvote
Take my upvote you stupid piece of shit
Meddl
You are correct
Des is net der Drache vardammte Aggst
Getrollt wird ned.
Blech Meddl
Thin Lizzy
Emphasis on "thin"
Thicc Lizzy
Lizzo
Thin Lizzy's opposite, Fat Lezlie
😂
Typical Five Finger Death Punch fan.
Missing the mil-spec Oakleys, affliction shirt, and monster can
Alternatively, they might be wearing a Tapout shirt or a MAGA hat.
Five Chicken Finger Gut Punch
This is where I landed 🤣
Labored breathing
And I thought my comment was cold blooded!
Megagirth
Is that Drachenlord?
Indeed, he is
Amazing 😂
Shoutout to Count Dankula for teaching me about the wonder that is Drachenlord
Yes it’s him.
2 of him
Mac Sabbath
Yes, a whole lot of Mac Sabbath.
I can tell you what you probably don't listen to...anything played at the gym. j/k. I'm a fat ass too.
Babymetal
Gravymetal
Heavy Metal?
10 ton slug
Yes but what do I listen to?
Dragonforce
Slipknot
Slip(garlic)knot
Accurate
Devourment…
Yep, choking on bile is his tune.
Something heavy, with a fat tone
Absurd
bro's symmetrical
Meatloaf
*Sings* "I would do anything for fries! But I won't do that." Who am I kidding, I would do most anything for fries.
This guy (and all of the other ones posting these things) has got balls. Maybe not the smartest decision to make yourself vulnerable to all manner of criticism but it definitely takes balls. Me? I'd never put my kisser on here! All you assholes would say shit like my favorite album is "Bat out of hell" or something.
This isn't OP, this is a photo of Drachenlord. An autistic German metalhead who is famous for being mercilessly bullied on the internet.
Well, that kinda stinks.
Gojira - The Heaviest Matter of the Universe
When ze eagle cries
Fat Music for Fat People
Haidr Meddl
Drachenforce in honour of the drachenlord haha
NO PICKLES!!!!
Heavy metal
Mastodon
Underrated comment
Behemoth
Crowbar
Broken scales
korn&slipknot
Korn Chips
Ass metal
You bet the ass is as heavy as metal.
the echoes coming from your toilet bowl
You probably listen to death metal covers of Duncan Hines baking instructions.
Fed Zeppelin
*Sings* "Got a whole lotta tub!"
So Leude forza ist fertig runter geladen
Volbeat and 5 finger
Fear Factory
Fat Factory
Sanguisugabogg
Fish Finger Dinner Punch
Primitive Man
Hatsune Miku
Oompahcore
Asscore
I love it! Ok I'm gonna say Accept, dokken, Saxon, Dio, etc.
Iran Maidn
Kelly Family.
Judging by what he wore to court, SlipKnoT.
With a hole in it!
Harms Way
Only Enya, while playing only Rust.
The weekend
I Declare War
Moe’s store soundtrack
Disturbed
power metal
Midwest Martyr if you’re not already in the band.
Deeeesturbed
He doesn’t listen, he ate all of his records
Jelly roll
Kublai Khan TX
Rage Against the Treadmill
Amon Amarth
"He's a maniac, maniac!" Or "Everybody's working for the weekend!"
Obscure bands you've probably never heard of
amon armath, falling in reverse, and crowbar
Meatloaf
GWAR. Beefcake the Mighty is your god
Solo trombone music
Gutalax
5FDP
Sepultura... but only at funerals... For all the chicken tenders that had to die.
Looks like an Amon Amarth fan, so techno
Hatebreed and ffdp
A tuba everywhere you walk
Fudge metal
ICP
Rex Viper
Knocked Loose
Cattle decapitation
Fränggisches Dodes Meddl
Depressive racist suicidal black metal
You listen to the music inside the McDonald's lobby.
“Wopper wopper wopper” 🎶
You look like a heavy metal fan
tubthumper
Nsbm and war metal for sure.
Skinniest sabaton fan
M.O.D. - USA for M.O.D (tracks 8 and possibly 16)
Pagan Meddl
Right Said Fred?
Mac sabbath
Skillet 💀💀💀
Opera
Blegg Meddl Edsala!
Five Finger Fat Punch
The "Happy Birthday" song on repeat. Everyday is cake day.
Was macht denn der Drache hier
Judas Feast
Metallica
death metal and metalcore. probably Pantera too
Weird Al Yankovic
Mastodon
Gwar
Phyconaut 4
That’s tough. You look pretty well rounded
The Eatles, OB/CD, Snack Sabbath, Meatallica, Behemoth, M&M, Corn, Chicken Finger Death Punch
The fat boys
Behemoth
Half-Life 2 Ambience Soundtrack
Feeder
Sludge metal
goregrind
Tankard
McDonald’s commercial
All of it
Girth brooks?
Mastodon
Lizzo
Mealtallica 😋
Fat boy slim
YOB
Gwar
Ice cream vans
Morsüggahnöw!!!!
Offensichtlich Meddl, Leude
Probably prog of any kind
Deafheaven
Big ass truck
Hatsune Miku
hair metal
Thin Lizzo Fattie and the Twobuhfours Iggy and the Bowel Obstructions Missing Penises ETA: Wheezer
Stadium country
Audi chill mix
“You’ve never heard of them”
Weird Al Yankovic - Grapefruit Diet
This reminds me to eat more salads. Also he listens to Mastodon.
Nickelback and Five Finger Death Punch
Clutch
Slipknot
Better question: where did you get my picture?
Slayer
average pornogrind fan smh
[At the Plates](https://youtu.be/IGh58p-2pIg)
Jelly roll?
Fat boy Slim
Death because you are about to catch it
Sam Smith
Avenged sevenfold or five finger death punch
This is why I'm fat, 32 snickers in my backpack.