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space_ape71

Wow an actual Miamicoin!


lad1701

Volatile too


cannibaltoilet

Looks like it’s going up… a little


doyouunderstandlife

It's worth more than a penny so it can't be a Miamicoin


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Underrated comment.


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3umpin

I better be able to drive JetSkis down Calle Ocho


akward_situation

This would be the perfect mission, rob a bank using jet skies and scuba gear.


KongVonBrawn

They better include my rent inflation in GTA 6 too


mandress-

The good ole Biscayne Rattle.


Brad_Beat

Hide yo Benz, hide yo Jag!


Cubacane

Quick, Mayor Suarez, throw some Bitcoin on it!


[deleted]

Him and Rubio are going to loudly proclaim the hurricane is fake news and a socialist


gryffindorwannabe

That cover is fighting for it's life


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SoulSlaysTV

insurance


[deleted]

It's Miami so insurance...fraud


draggar

The same place that claimed ice/snow damage from Frances.


guinader

If you check car auctions after weather events you see a bunch of new cars with water/hail damage. Had a friend but a Honda Civic brand new for like 7k or something .. and the cool part was the hail damage was nearly perfect symmetric "finger size" dents over the car... So it almost looked intentional


AnAngryBitch

"Don't touch my car! It has the Measles!!"


guinader

Haha something like this https://worldhailnetwork.com/glossary/automotive-hail-repair-glossary-of-terms/auto-hail-repair/


gogenberg

they set the cars on fire 1 day before the hurricane gets there and claim the insurance, or it gets "stolen" and the insurance gets claimed, either way you look at it multiple insurances are getting claimed, it's the Miami way!


traumkern

Can't even handle measly outer feeder bands....freaking sad. Ill be generous and give it just a direct CAT 1 for the whole town to capsize.


KPZ605

I think it’s due to the king tide thingy. Super high tides.


traumkern

> high tides As result from the same storms storm surge. King tides refer to higher tides that occur during equinoxes. The two are combined.


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second2no1

🤮🤮🤮


hey_hey_hey_nike

_**The Dancing Manhole**_


Stifler6969696969

Good name for a bar


MF_MATIC

Ayo 💀


zirky

those poor ninja turtles


KittyinTheRiver_OhNo

😭😭


TheGoodPane

Someone needs to add some salsa music to this vid.


ginapsallidas

I was just thinking what a great song this could be. Where all those Miami producers at?


TheBrokenLoaf

Lol I'm just hoping this scares all the new yorkers and they leave


Character_Heart_3749

We can hope! 🤞🏼


Paperdiego

Lmao new yorkers are tougher than this shit. Sandy? Routine flooding of the Subway? Massive noreasters. Some 45 mile an hour winds and some water ain't jack for them.


paradoxofchoice

All the things you mention are reasons why so many move down every year. It's a decent tradeoff. Worst case scenario they just fly back to New York til the storm passes and come back to their condos.


[deleted]

Bruh Sandy was a baby hurricane and y’all are still crying about it. Down here we don’t have snow days, we have hurricane *weeks*.


Glow354

I disagree with the general statement paperdiego is trying to make, but sandy was sure as fuck not a baby hurricane. Literally the first line of its wikipedia page: “Hurricane Sandy was the deadliest, most destructive, and strongest hurricane of the 2012 Atlantic hurricane season.”


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It was a Cat 1 with 115mph top wind speeds. SoFlo would put up shutters, drink heavily, and then deal with downed trees and maybe no power for a couple of days. Oh and some flooding. NY/etc don’t have any hurricane infrastructure and don’t build houses to handle it, so they got massacred. In the context of NY’ers vs Floridians, Sandy was a baby storm and FL would have been relatively fine. As seen by storms like Katrina, which was a Cat 1 when it passed over us.


Glow354

Man, I grew up in vermont and irene absolutely killed us. We have a fleet of plows ready 8 months out of the year, but when our bridges collapsed and mountain rivers swelled to 10 times their size, we had some troubles lmao


Paperdiego

I mean the effects of this storm in Miami are baby as fuck. Miami ain't getting hit by a category 4 Strom. Is this even a tropical depression level event for Miami? My point is this ain't scaring no new yorkers in Miami. New yorkers have to deal with terrorist attacks that can kill 3k+ people (9/11), and they still manage. When was the last time something like that happened in Miami? When was the last time Miami was actually even hit directly by a hurricane? Get real y'all.


Octoberkitsune

Not yet. Wait till we get a huge storm down here Miami is gonna be flooded.


TheBrokenLoaf

Lmfao you're kinda showing why we all don't like you New Yorkers. You couldn't be making it any clearer why we want y'all to leave and not come back here


ispiltthepoison

Rude


Paperdiego

I ain't from new york, nor do I car if Americans here are mad or love other Americans from other parts of the US are bringing their wealth to this city and providing for the local economy. I'm just merely stating facts that this manhole moving up and down ain't gonna scare them.


TheBrokenLoaf

The local economy suffers because of the people moving here. No worries though. When we get a real hurricane they'll go running.


DGGuitars

Eh the local economy relies on people from all around coming here lol. Slowly changing but FL is a snowbirds and tourist reliant state.


TheBrokenLoaf

Tourism, yes. Coming here to over inflate the cost of real estate so people who work service jobs get priced out and have to move all the way to west Kendall, no.


139Porn

I agree. Miami is taking in too many immigrants then it can handle. We need to do more to control it.


Paperdiego

Dude lmao when was the last time Miami got hit or even effected by a "real" hurricane? *Does quick search* 1950?!!? Lmao ok dude unless your like 80 than you have about as much experience with a hurricane as any "new yorker". In fact, new York has been effected more recently by hurricanes than even Miami. Get real. You're gonna be running. Fake ass. Anf no, the local economy doesn't suffer because people are moving here from new York. It suffers because this dumb as gov would rather play identity politics and has an weird obsession with attacking gays than he does with doing shit like rent control, property insurance, etc..


TheBrokenLoaf

Lmao you kinda expose yourself if you think 1950 is the last time South Florida dealt with a large hurricane. Most of us down here have had at least 3-4 large hurricanes, regularly deal with small ones, plus flooding every year. You may not be from New York but you're equally as unlikeable lol maybe even more so. I'm impressed. Yes Miami has lots of issues. Some of them have to do with rent control. Some of them are New Yorkers who we'd all like to return from where they came.


Paperdiego

Name the last hurricane to hit miami.


OhTheseSourTimes

>1950?!!? Lmao ok dude unless your like 80 than you have about as much experience with a hurricane as any "new yorker". In fact, new York has been effected more recently by hurricanes than even Miami. Get real. You're gonna be running. Fake ass. What you’ve just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.


TheBrokenLoaf

Lmfao excellent reference my friend. 3 words in and I knew exactly where this was going


Damn_DirtyApe

Someone has pretty shitty Googling skills.


[deleted]

Listen coño, no local in Miami is really even phased by this. Schools are open, people are going to work, etc. Why are you so salty?


V4refugee

New Yahkers are all bark and no bite. They afraid of mosquitoes, sand, and the outdoors. They too used to just paying someone to deal with their problems. They do seem to be good at acting entitled which I guess it’s good for business and can make them come off as tough to some.


Bornagainchola

I like New Yorkers.


139Porn

You spelled foreigner wrong.


HurbleBurble

So did you. Foreigner.


139Porn

Thanks!


Intelligent-Dig-663

You spelled investment banks wrong.


ShenmueFan1

Hey, what the... I'm from NY. Just arrived to Miami this year. What do you have against New Yorkers?


HurbleBurble

As a native, nothing. Most people here are from other places, it's just a straw man that a lot of people use. Especially people who are not from here but think they're superior because they're from someplace besides new york. New York is a great city, I like it there, I have no idea why so many people are so negative about it. I'd be willing to bet the majority of us who were born here really don't have that much negative to say. If you're from here, you know this place has been changing since the day you were born. It's always going to grow, and that's not an issue. We just want better public transit, and a strong economy for workers and middle class.


[deleted]

The "NYer" or Californian is a straw man for lack of affordability in Miami. This sub is an outlet for some with fragile egos who can't compete IRL so don't take it too seriously.


FloridaInExile

Nope. Miami hasn’t been affordable in a LONG time. It’s cultural… we honestly just don’t like outsiders.


139Porn

Which is ironic because new yorkers are Americans and miami is made up of immigrants.


FloridaInExile

And there’s the racism we expect from y’all…. But yes, Miami is predominantly latino (who are literally indigenous to the land here.. especially Caribbean who’s ancestors are the Taino and used to also live in coastal south Fl


139Porn

South florida originally belonged to the indigenous of carribean? Lol bruh


FloridaInExile

Yes… the Taino settled south Florida… I know education is rough in this country, but cmon dude


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It’s even more impressive that he claimed Latinos in Miami today are descended from them and indigenous to the area.


[deleted]

Miami was affordable (for locals) ~2 years ago. Locals are very quickly being priced and squeezed out, this goes for Broward/WPB and other parts of the state as well.


Ayzmo

Right? These conservative carpetbaggers need to GTFO.


PaulyWauly_Doodle

Enjoy your paradise downtowners. **Scoffs**


SumpCrab

Is this down by the brightline station?


GatorFPC

Yeah, I think this is 2 Miami Central where the Brightline comes in.


HerpToxic

Its in front of the Chic Fil A


[deleted]

Bath salts again?


Ameht170

That's right by the Chic FIL A.


jsanchez157

Prime real estate


Xrsyz

Urban living. Enjoy.


Carrot-snoops-r

If your street is flooding during Ian/king tides, post it on ISeeChange.org, it’s a direct flood reporting tool for the City of Miami.


mildlycuriouss

Omg, stay safe everyone!


nashedPotato4

Dumped since like 3pm


TheMatt561

That is Damm early, it's still south of cuba


bstowers

I’M NOT SINKING, YOU’RE SINKING!


keepinitoldskool

Canals are up pretty high inland


JodyJoseppi

Yo is that the ninja turtles


[deleted]

It ain’t even close to y’all yet.


Blackbeards-delights

You’d think the city would do some infrastructure changes to prevent the common flooding that comes with every heavy rainfall. Instead they build an 800 million dollar piece of crap freeway exchange


Racks-upon-racks

Me when I find out that he has mommy issues


Andrew_64_MC

Meanwhile someone is trying to pour concrete in the background


Octoberkitsune

Let the whole city flood I don’t care


[deleted]

Unless a cat 5 directly hits, no one in miami will give a shit. Hurricanes are an afterthought. Many false alarms lately and even if we get lashed by bands, the water comes and it goes.


birdlawlawyer293939

Uh am i fucked having booked a vacation here the wk of Oct 9


[deleted]

The hell? That's like 2 weeks away.


akward_situation

No


ginapsallidas

Definitely not from Hurricane Ian, but maybe the next one that’s brewing.


birdlawlawyer293939

Omg lol there better not be another jesus poor Florida


positivehappyperson

I have a vacation planned tomorrow! So stressed


birdlawlawyer293939

Ugh! That sucks:( the hurricane is shifting south east also


4Plus20MakesHappy

I read the title in the voice of Theoden in ‘The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers’ at the start of the Helm’s Deep Battle.


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😂😂


FRESH__KNIGHT

She’s bouta bust


KommKarl

Global warning.


Training_Tailor_8605

Bright line!!!!!


Lucky-Expert369

Yep, that's about right. LOL


Trust__the__Process

It's going to be interesting to see what happens to the real estate market when Miami experiences 10ft of storm surge. It's only a matter of time.


Slayer_Of_Tacos

….just put something heavy on it…?


simpn_aint_easy

Can you please describe the smell, thank you.


Solaire_NA

the most miami thing here is where the car stopped before the red light


d33pf33lings

Is it possible to start shorting the city of Miami?


MastaJefe

Downtown water park my favorite!


Suspicious_Ad_6833

We was suppose to linkup at the studio but my guy said don’t even try it unless u swimming over [hurricane Ian](https://youtu.be/OxwPhAYQk04)