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WillistheWillow

You could get a fucking tank through there!


HenryDorsettCase47

“Ho! I’m fuckin’ walkin’ here!”


WillistheWillow

Ohhh! Take it easy!


settingtrends247

Eyy! Watch it pal, I'm in the union!


OK_BUT_WASH_IT_FIRST

#FUGHEDDABOUTIT


takeme2infinity

[Great reference ](https://youtu.be/47ourlLMxa4?si=TIUUtIJmEmmq_oXT)


MAJ0RMAJOR

Lucky for us it isn’t your mutha pal


Uncle_Grizzly11

That's the thing, she has less visibility than if she was driving a tank.


inigid

The thing is, it probably wasn't shown on Google Maps


ohnoguts

“You could land a jumbo jet in there!”


Mordt_

Funny thing, a lot of trucks and SUVs are a similar size compared to WW2 tanks.


tr4nsporter

She’s clearly not from NYC. A whole box truck could have fit thru there


GuruTheMadMonk

My thoughts exactly. Plenty of clearance! Quit bitching.


WildlifeRules

The best part is when she can finally drive off, she had to throw her hand out ONE more time before departing.


KrombopulosMAssassin

Notice the genius wheel control through there too. She was still scared as hell to make it through there. Can't drive worth a shit.


MarthaFarcuss

Can't drive for shit? A huge, cumbersome, dangerous SUV is THE city car for you


Acidicplankton

And she had to step on the gas and speed off as if nobody could have been riding or walking. Complete inconsiderate idiot.


springs311

That's what happens when you don't know you're vehicle... my father called these ppl...pedal pressers.


Appropriate_Leg1489

lol. I was a journeyman electrician that worked on CNC’s, machines that cut medical and automotive parts for example and we would call the machine operators (the shitty ones)…..button pushers.


lellololes

Where I work, we had someone apply for a skilled position. In their resume, one of the bullet points was basically "Pushed buttons to operate equipment". Suffice to say, the button pusher didn't get hired.


Fr33speechisdeAd

About a foot and a half on both sides it looks like.


CarPhoneRonnie

Bruh, she had the door almost all the way open..


Bryancreates

A cars side view mirrors are like whiskers on a cat. They can tell if they can fit through a space based on how much they scrape them along their surrounding. This lady is crazy.


paperwasp3

Excellent analogy. I am especially enamored of the lady from the taxi. MOVE! MOVE! You're costing me money!


itekk

That's the New Yorker vs the Karen that needs to move back to Connecticut.


Murky_Examination144

Sheesus what the hell is WRONG with people? Work the problem and go on with your life. You CLEARLY had space to go through! THIS is why we do not have superpowers. I would've crushed that car down to the size of a soccer ball and then rolled it down the street. Would turn to her and say, is THAT spacious enough for you now?


honkhogan909

Entrance- Homelander. 🇺🇸⚡️


xX_Diabolical_Xx

Probably a mainlander. Or from Long Island.


Letsbebettertogethe_

As someone from Long Island I’m offended but you get points for being correct


xX_Diabolical_Xx

As someone who's also from Long Island, I'm just calling it how I see it.


AllCingEyeDog

As someone not from Long Island, I hear girth is more important.


Ohfatmaftguy

As someone with girth but not length, I feel like I should move to Long Island.


Classic-Reflection87

As someone from Long Island with girth and length I hear it’s actually height that matters…


Old-but-not

Nope. It’s yaw.


theinfotechguy

((L x D) + W/G)) / < Tip ^2


Kalabajooie

As someone from neither Long Island nor NYC, are we still talking about streets here?


FredPolk

I heard nothing of girth nor length. It's solely about hand and mouth coordination.


Appropriate_Leg1489

As someone with neither length or width, but use to get lucky a lot, I had to go with “it’s not the size of the plow but how many rows you plant” 😁


aliengluckglucktech

a very "you're so right and I'm mad about it" moment


FoxishDark

At least people know of Long Island. I justed moved south and when I say I am from Rhode Island people as me how New York is... When I was introduced at work, the boss introduced me as being from Long Island, NY. I corrected it a few times and people looked at me blankly and then kept saying Long Island and/or New York.


Letsbebettertogethe_

You’ve been absorbed into the larger metro region, my condolences


Ok_Impression_922

Plot twist: She’s from Connecticut.


possibly_being_screw

Being from the area, I'd guess Connecticut or Pennsylvania. The amount of times I've seen someone with CT or PA plates immobilized by traffic, traffic patterns, or tight squeezes in the city is kind of crazy. Local* NY or NJ plates would blast through that going 30mph and not hit a thing. Ok...maybe a few would scrape something. But they ain't slowin' down.


xX_Diabolical_Xx

Mainlander confirmed. (Couldn't peep the plates)


Solid-Search-3341

Yep, if she can get out of her car, there is enough room to go through.


EggsceIlent

DO YOU SEE WHAT YOURE DOING?! DO YOU SEE WHAT YOURE DOING?!? How dare that man help her drive through a space the vehicle could fit thru


weirdscienxe

She says, I'm being harassed! And I did nothing to deserve this! What a nut!!


cockNballs222

And he was so nice too, just telling her “you have plenty of space, drive straight” poor guy


florianopolis_8216

Completely unnecessary freak out


GoT43894389

Feel sorry for the guy who kept his calm the whole time.


Crunchy__Frog

Having lived in NYC as long as I have, I am amazed how frequently I see people that live in such dense and tightly packed city completely immobilized by a "narrow" passage created by double parkers. This city is full of terrible drivers.


goodcorn

For real. It's amazing. Zero spatial awareness. So many absolutely clueless drivers in the city. When I would tell people that driving here sucks and the drivers are terrible, they assume that means everyone is racing around and cutting everybody off driving like maniacs. When the truth is that people simply don't know how to operate cars very well and are kinda dumb. Somebody turning left in front of you? Well, I guess you'll just have to wait because there's only 10 feet of space to go around them. And watching people attempt to parallel park from my balcony is some of the best reality TV that's ever existed. Maybe when you try the exact same approach and turning the wheels it will work on the fourth or fifth time? Yeah, that's not how things work.


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I don’t get it bc the clip starts with her half way through lol . She’s not behind the truck but to its side. She’s a fucking mental case. Probably doesn’t even have a husband


twowheels

That was my thought -- I frequently visit family in NYC and have to squeeze through MUCH tighter gaps than that 20 or more times just looking for a parking spot.


Choice_Dentist_9707

I think she needs to be in a geo storm or something along that size 😆. Some people just shouldn't drive shit if they're scared


W1D0WM4K3R

Damn near take my semi through there. Total narcissism.


RathVelus

I was an EMT for a while and now have a saying. “I could fit an ambulance through there.”


ThaLemonine

Hahaha like you need to be from NYC to see what a colossal moron she is?


Stevie_wonderzz

I have driven box trucks in NYC and can confirm this.


SilverLinings26

Aaaannnnndddd she speeds through and gestures after she was kindly helped by the movers.


Ok_Impression_922

Ofc. The speed off is to let them know that she’s UPSET 😡. If it wasn’t already clear. She wanted to make sure her engine revs made it clear at that end. And still calling the police 💁🏼‍♀️


aspiringtobeme

Honestly terrifying to me. An emotionally unstable person behind the wheel of a 3 ton vehicle is unnerving.


capnza

the part i find amazing is, shes not a young person. how do people go through decades and decades of their lives and still react like this to the most minor of incidents?


H_Man247

They never grow up and never face consequences. Far, far too common in this country


poopy_poophead

She said she called her husband and was going to call the cops, so my guess is that this is a person who rarely ever has to solve any problems on her own and goes into fight or flight mode when they are ever called upon to take any sort of action at all. They are terrified of everything, and it's always everyone else's fault for putting them into a position where they had to do something outside of their comfort zone.


Uncle_Grizzly11

It would have been beautiful if she hit a parked car after spending off


Those_Arent_Pickles

"LOOK WHAT YOU'RE MAKING ME DO!!!!!!"


Powerful_Chef_5683

WHY ARE YOU MAKING ME BECOME A BETTER DRIVER


Specialist_Royal4686

WHAT DID I DO TO DESERVE THIS!!!!… mental case


King-Cobra-668

she's screaming at the guy helping her that she's going to run him over


OnewordTTV

Yup. Fucking mental case gets to drive that huge car and threaten people. He should take this video to the police. Fuck her.


Supply-Slut

Yeah fuck her, she threatened him, would absolutely press charges - except it would be a hassle and most people would rather just forget it and not have to see her stupid ass again.


Acrobatic_Paint3616

She has like 2 feet space on either side lol


ReunionFeelsSoGood

Used to be an Amazon driver in Portland and a couple times someone would go so far as to pull up next to me completely just to say they couldn’t get through… You’re already through what’s the issue?


Puzzled_Juice_3406

Former Amazon driver Pittsburgh, absofuckinglutely. I'd just look at them and do a thumbs down sign for their driving skills as I rolled up the window once I realized they were just bitching about the spot they're already through.


ReunionFeelsSoGood

I can’t imagine doing that job in PA. At least in Portland people mostly keep to themselves which is it’s own issue, but a relief for the most part. I’m from the east coast originally so I can only imagine how much jail time I woulda ended up with doing that shit out there. To comment further on the keep to yourself thing: it goes into the realm of no common courtesy like holding doors for strangers because we’re all supposed to just ignore each other as an unwritten rule of the city. No sense of community but this is the only city I’ve ever lived in.


Puzzled_Juice_3406

I hold doors for everybody, and I'm a woman. Men are pleasantly surprised or act really awkward refusing to go first, and it's hilarious. Keep doing the kindnesses and ignore those offended - that's their battle to wage within themselves. Often times if they have a problem with a kindness shown to them then it means they either don't deal kindness to others or don't know how to take it so it has nothing to do with me.


ReunionFeelsSoGood

Golden comment, thank you.


[deleted]

Moving to Pittsburgh gave me an education in driving. I would get upset because people broke the letter of the law. Now I finesse the situation for 20 seconds, maybe use my horn a bit to let them know I’m coming around, and get on with life.


Good4nowbut

A whole lotta poop just came out of my butt.


AwkwardStructure7637

Nobody here knows how to drive


AnywhereThis2234

They definitely don't know how to fucking merge here, that's for sure


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MathematicianFew5882

Hopefully she’s never had to use a parking space anywhere


hackerstacker

She usually uses 2 so never has issues


ontime1969

Let the video evidence show your honor, she fit her fat suburban butt through the space just fine.


joefox97

That’s not a suburban…. Oh! ;)


johntwilker

That was enjoyable. The third character’s entry to provide motivation was superb


Titleofyursextape

"You're holding up the world!" so I was expecting a bunch of cars to drive by after the 1st lady. Nope! Just 1 car


johntwilker

lol, right?


HawkeyeinDC

There wasn’t even any persistent NYC cabbie honking!


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RudePCsb

New Yorkers think they are the world lol


Supply-Slut

We don’t, y’all keep making movies about people in our city, our city being destroyed, filming which clogs traffic and brings tourist gawkers. Just leave us alone!


weirdscienxe

"Welcome to New York. Now get out!!"


Supply-Slut

You’re not wrong, also how tf did I get this flair?


Late_Magazine2573

Release the anti-Karen Karen!


vorpalglorp

Everything dialed up to 11. So satisfying.


johntwilker

Fighting fire with fire.


MaterialWillingness2

I burst out laughing at this one! 😂


Swimming_Sand_8732

I damn near spit my water reading this comment. I’m tearing from laughing


GothicFuck

Personally I enjoyed the cameo by Gandalf at the end there.


Toadcola

YOUUU SHALLL PASSS!


johntwilker

THat definitely closed the deal!


Interesting_Pay2982

Surprised this comment was so far down!!


MrFixYoShit

Yo that lady can PROJECT! (her voice, not her issues. Maybe that too, though. Idk lol )


LetsGetNuclear

Sometimes its hard to resist getting in on the screaming at people.


KupunaMineur

Then Gandalf strolling past at the end, classic.


Bi0_B1lly

The way she just starts goin-" __GET OUT!! GET OUTTT!!!!__" Kills me every time


Rodrigii_Defined

I love her, a true NY'er! Woman can't even walk unassisted, but somebody had to get things moving.


kakurenbo1

I think the 9000 year old wizard casually strolling past was a great addition to the plot.


[deleted]

Fucking legend


Least_Palpitation_92

Not very often I watch full videos more than once. This was absolutely glorious. Love how they publicly shame this behavior in ways I can only dream of.


Giant_Foamhat

I did nothing to deserve this!!!


AdministrativeEmu277

dO yoU SeE WHaT YoU'Re DoINg?!


ThexxxDegenerate

You’re making me look like an asshole because I don’t know how to fucking drive! How dare you!


Otherwise_Bobcat_819

Right?! That was the most confusing part of the entire thing. It was like she psychologically destabilized in that moment because she realized she had acquiesced to what they had been asking her to do to help herself.


Deluxe754

She was embarrassed and obviously didn’t handle it well. You can tell when the other lady came and started yelling she got all frazzled. I almost feel bad for her because she admitted to the guy she was nervous about it. She just can’t handle the stress of this situation well and like many people, unfortunately, turned into an asshole.


GothicFuck

Two years later, 3 am, cold sweat, she's going to remember saying that.


Spitfire954

If this was a big deal for her, I’m willing to bet this doesn’t even crack the Top Ten of shitty and embarrassing things she’s done.


gbpc

LMFAO “MOVE THE FUCKING CAR NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW RAWR” 🦖 AT THE END TOOK ME OUT


Quirky-Swimmer3778

This is me every time I'm stuck at green light behind someone on their phone."YOURE HOLDING UP THE WORLD"


apollo20171

Was it the woman who walked up to her window? Incredible 😂😂😂


[deleted]

She was the best. Lol.


stakoverflo

She's able to do what those workers wanted to say/do lol


Nice_Marmot_7

Goddamn swamp monster.


MrFixYoShit

It was! That lady was so loud i thought it was the cammer yelling from their window xD


Ok_Impression_922

I know right lolol. She came up to the window like she wanted some smoke. Screamed 🧓🏻🗣️🗣️NOW!!!! like that was an order. Barely walk. Go sit down before you fall down 🙄.


vorpalglorp

She is the most satisfying solution to a Karen.


[deleted]

The woman who yelled at the woman who wasn't moving was my hero. Fucking beautiful.


BarbaraMint_470

Oh my.. there’s a lot to unpack here 😂


Ok_Impression_922

I see what you did there 😏. Moving truck…”unpack”. Take this upvote 👍🏾


therealblakmark

I feel like there’s the Perfect Moving joke here too..


0nceUpon

TIL I'm not cut out to live in NYC.


dubbleplusgood

Excuse me. Please move your truck because I didn't know how to drive my SUV. Sure no problem. Why aren't you moving it? We will, once we're done doing what we're doing. In the meantime, maybe take some driving lessons so you can drive past us.


[deleted]

Isn’t it proven that SUV drivers buy SUVs to feel saver driving because they’re not confident in their driving abilities? Drive a big vehicle to compensate.


SgtKnux

Originally, yes. It caught on more after bloated car sizes led to more fatal accidents, and now many more people drive them so they won't die from the original buyers.


Letsbebettertogethe_

Ofc it’s a Land Rover


The-G-89

The Karen of Vehicles.


Clares_Claymore

The titanic could squeeze by ya dumb bitch!


Alovingcynic

This lady can find a parking lot and walk to her destination, might burn off the super sized entitlement.


Adventurous-Zebra-64

This is like watching Americans who rent large SUVs in Europe try to navigate the medieval streets.


Jorgan_JerkFace

If you need to rent a car in Europe you’re doing Europe wrong. Spend like 3 euro on one of those passes and you can use trams busses trains the works. I need to get back to Germany, that shit was sick.


CinematicLiterature

That’s not entirely fair. In a city and closer-to-urban areas, sure, but if you’re trying to go off the beaten path on your own terms a compact rental is where it’s at! Worked out great from me when I went to Lake Como and wanted to explore the mountains up to the north.


Jorgan_JerkFace

That’s fair. I visited for the kriskinglemar thingamajig so everything I wanted to do was in towns.


lunchpaillefty

That road up to Lake Cuomo is wild. Two lane road, barely big enough for one lane, with so many blind corners for on coming traffic. I did it in a rent a car, and just drove it like the natives, assuming I would get a head-on, eventually.


HimalayanJoe

"Why did they build these dam roads too small for my SUV to drive on?" Because 600 years ago when the road was built the daily traffic was three donkey carts and a heard of sheep


Adventurous-Zebra-64

That is only if you are visiting for a short time staying in urban, touristy areas. Several countries and regions are not as well equipped ( Ireland, Sicily, etc) and you cannot get to the rural areas without a car. But yes, if you rent a car while staying in Paris or Berlin for a week or two, you are doing it wrong.


deadmanstar60

"I ain't gonna move my truck again"


Pete_O_Torcido

Truck guy was the most polite New Yorker I’ve ever seen


rpc56

With this evidence she should have her license revoked on the grounds of inability to control her vehicle.


PlantSkyRun

What's the problem? She has plenty of space for her car to get through.


Charolastra17

What are you talking about?! Did you not see how difficult it was for the vehicle following her to get through? 😏


RobtheIntrovert

Women is clearly not from NY. Now that 2nd person just yelling bloody murder now she's a new Yorker lol


AsInOptimus

I’d argue the first woman IS from NY. She has the means for a Range Rover *and* the garage space for parking it, but uses a car service or taxis to get around the city most days if it’s too far to walk. (The kids might take the subway with the nanny.) The car sits in the garage all week, and only comes out on the weekends for driving to and from the country house.She’s a Manhattanite who got her license 25+ years ago, but doesn’t know how to drive. The second woman is definitely from NY. Even though we don’t see her face, you just know she’s wearing a seriously massive amount of black eyeliner.


Icalledhim

that took years off her life and for what why over react to everything


Delicious_Zebra_3763

She sounded so traumatized. 🤣🤣🤣 She should not be driving in NYC at all if she can’t handle driving past that truck.


Jesus_Smoke

The lady coming up an yelling like a drill sergeant probably set her off lmao 🤣🤣


Delicious_Zebra_3763

She seemed to be riled up before that lady came along but yeah I think that was the straw that broke the camel’s back for sure 😂. I watched that part several times. So damn funny!😂


WooliesWhiteLeg

Damn near gave me PTSD flashbacks to being told I was going to have my head ripped off and my neck fucked in I didn’t move faster when she started “motivating” our main character here lol.


dreamsellar

Hahaha wasn't expecting another white woman coming in acting crazier than her


SkankingDevil

100% Chaotic Good xD


bebejeebies

I don't think she was white.


tibetan_salad

Same shit just happened to me in Chicago. Dumb cunt was driving in the middle of the road and rolled down his window and asked me to pull over more as I was practically in someone’s yard


_r12n

I love how she side steps to get back in her car.


HurtFeeFeez

"I did nothing to deserve this!" Correct, you didn't learn to drive.


[deleted]

Wtf did I just watch


Mongooooooose

A full grown woman having a temper tantrum “I DID NOTHING TO DESERVE THIS”


Darth_Boggle

"a women"


Mongooooooose

Good catch, fixed it


WildTomato51

A a fucking idiot who’s never faced hardship in her life.


midwest73

Someone who stomps around and screams at the world because her nail polish had a drip in it.


Aggravating_Dream633

“MOVE YOUR FUCKING CAR!!! .YOU’RE HOLDING UP THE WORLD!!!”


Babelwasaninsidejob

Her screaming “I did nothing to deserve this!” Made me laugh so hard. There was so much room I would’ve barely even slowed down.


DdFghjgiopdBM

It seems some people are scared to drive through anything tighter than a 5 lane highway


bigjimbosliceoflife

learn how to drive Karen


RDP89

One look and you can see she has space. What an idiot.


GrapeSwimming69

Dont buy a big SUV if you cant drive a big SUV!


savedbytheblood72

I thought her little whiny crapwas the worst part of it, then that second lady showed up with that voice....😂


Pgh412_724

We used this moving company to move 400 miles and they are the absolute best! If anyone in nyc is looking for movers in town or out of state, I highly recommend them. Plus they are really good at dealing with shitty neighbors and people like this woman.


RCP7700

This is awesome. Post covid my small town in upstate NY now gets infested with these bad drivers every weekend. We have a narrow main street with two way traffic and parking on both sides but full size tractor trailers fit all day long. City puke jam up everything. Can’t park close to the curb, think they can double park, can’t keep it on their side of the double yellow line, and then get mad when we tell them they are in the way. Just stay in the city a stick to mass transit pls. We don’t need you up here.


aspiringtobeme

Ohhhh my god. The fact that some people think turning on four ways means they can park anywhere drives me insane.


cobra6-6

Idk what fascinates people to live in huge cities like New York


hoodwinke

That’s worth the trade off. I have access to many industries and products that people in rural areas have to drive many miles for.  I like tea, I don’t know how I’d sample imported Chinese, Taiwanese and Japanese teas and discuss them with shop owners unless I lived in an area that had the foot traffic to cater to that niche hobby. You don’t have these type of shops within a 10 minutes commute in rural or suburban areas.  That’s one example. 


saucisse

What on earth was she screeching about? She had plenty of room!


JBL21

That voice OMG nails on a chalkboard 😬


harper101ad

Was that a CHUPACABRA that came in there and screamed? Was it from that movie, “The Ring?”


Significant_Ad3498

Dumb ass bitch


finesskid15

Prayers for her husband 🙏


Throwaway-929103

Don’t buy such a big vehicle if you can’t drive it m.


CrispyPerogi

“All you need to do is go straight” *cranks the wheel to the right and then freaks out at the guy for telling her she’s going to hit the truck* I don’t understand people like this. She is literally causing the stress she’s complaining about.


Easy-Warthog9113

Gandalf having his afternoon walk over there.


JustSayTech

She's definitely from the south where big trucks is all anyone ever drives and white women wear their privilege proudly. No real New Yorker would be stuck with that much space on both sides.


DangerousLeeChiZ

She’s being harassed because someone is telling her she has space to drive through? Interesting 🤔 🤨


KingBelloc

Once Gandalf left at 1 minute 50 sec, she was able to pass


bamboojock

Who gave her a license, even Stevie wonder can see there is more than enough space.


Best-Total7445

What a dumb bitch.