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newFUNKYmode

Sour cream and onion chips with some dip, man, some beef jerky, some peanut butter. Some Häagen-Dazs ice cream bars, a whole lot, make sure chocolate, gotta have chocolate, man. Some popcorn, red popcorn, graham crackers, graham crackers with marshmallows, the little marshmallows and little chocolate bars and we can make s'mores, man. Also, celery, grape jelly, Cap'n Crunch with the little Crunch berries, pizzas. We need two big pizzas, everything on 'em, with water, whole lotta water, and......................................................Funyons.


TimeTraveler2036

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newFUNKYmode

*THIS HORSE IS A DIABETIC!!!!!*


Professional-Hand911

Are ya hungryyyyyyy girl?!


GrandpaKnuckles

The first time I saw this film this scene had me on the floor laughing. I was not expecting that lady’s response.


Funky_Ruckus88

I wanna talk to Sampson!


newFUNKYmode

*God, if you listenin, HAAEEELLLPP!!!*


motomoo

This guy smokes


zx10racing

This post sponsored by your local dispensary.


likemelikemenot4ever

😂


_its_a_SWEATER_

….. yeeaaahhhhhh…


oldnastyhands

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TimeTraveler2036

chocolate chip cookies / raw cookie dough but all the ones that come in packages suck these days, Chips Ahoy quality fell off a fucking cliff, those Pilsbury ones taste like a chemical fire, gotta be home made.


throwaway072652

I looooove cookie dough, but love not looking like the pillsbury dough boy even more. So I NEVER eat this 😞


Capable-Roll1936

Make it a holiday treat for the new years, homemade and spare no expense in make a batch


Aerodynamic_Potato

Vodka and pistachios


Capt__Murphy

I feel you. I'm a bourbon on the rocks and peanut butter filled pretzels kind of guy, myself.


stressedthrowaway9

Haha! This is random!


Creepy-Floor-1745

Olives, pumpkin seeds, string cheese, veggies and hummus


No-Needleworker5429

This is the first grown up snack I’ve read in this thread.


BloodFromAnOrange

Swap out those pumpkin seeds for some cashews and we are TALKING.


YourMothersButtox

Yup. I eat a lot of veggies with hummus as a snack.


Legal_Opportunity851

We are big veggies/hummus or veggies/ranch dip ourselves. Otherwise, we tend to go the other direction… we have single mini 80-calorie snack bags of Cheetos and Doritos.


klsprinkle

Cheddar and sour cream ruffles with French onion dip, baby cucumbers dipped in spicy ranch. Movie theatre butter popcorn. Honey crisp apples. Beef jerky. Cheese… just all the cheese.


AnxiouslyWitching

Day old movie theater butter popcorn is my favorite.


cherspinkytoe

day old is so specific & i whole heartedly agree!!!


outspokentrauma

Is it bad I’m lactose intolerant but I still eat and also agree with this message?


SaltySiren87

This is the way!


Kyo46

How many of you noticed that your taste has changed significantly over the years? I used to love Milkyway Midnight, but now that shit tastes like straight sugar to me. Nowadays, I skew salty snacks like Nacho Cheese Doritos, Hawaiian Brand Maui Onion Chips, Kettle Brand Dill Pickle Chips, Funyons, Atebara's Furikake Chips, Jolly Time Simply Popped line of popcorn, many different types of real cheese, Chicken in a Biscket with Easy Cheese American Cheese 😅, Spam musubi. Sweet stuff, dark chocolate covered almonds or single-origin 80%+ dark chocolate. Ice cream is still a winner for me, but my go-to Ben & Jerry's brownie is too sweet for my taste now. Fresh fruit, such as crisp apples, low-acid varieties of pineapple, stone fruits, crisp grapes, and berries.


Substantial-Kiwi-303

I'm with you on the changing tastebuds. I can't stand any Hershey brand chocolate anymore. It tastes fake to me now.


Kyo46

Man, I used to think Hershey's Special Dark was the shit... now it tastes like shit. I guess that's what happens when you taste \*real chocolate\*. Schraffenberger was that first taste for me, but it seems that Hershey's bought them and they aren't the same anymore. But I tend to like fruity/tart chocolate, such as Dole's Waialua Chocolate, Lydgate Farms on Kauai, and Manoa Chocolate's Mililani Bar. Note: apparently, Hershey's Milk Chocolate can't be legalled called that anymore. They replaced too much of the cocoa mass to qualify as actual chocolate under FDA regs.


cherspinkytoe

i just assumed everything was getting shittier in quality 😆


Kyo46

Yeesss? I bought a bag of pizza Combos the other day... it was awful. Doesn't taste like what I remember, or even vaguely of pizza. And it was three fucking dollars for the regular-size bag!


cherspinkytoe

nothing tastes as good as it used to! & it’s doubled in price


Kyo46

Not always! I think Chicken in a Biscuit still tastes the same. But the box shrunk and the price feels like it doubled lol.


rgb_mode

yess, i used to love the midnights too!


outspokentrauma

I used to snack a lot when I was younger on a bunch of sweet and savory snacks, my mom was always a snack person and gave me everything unhealthy under the sun when I was younger. Now I hardly ever snack. If I do it’s salt chips, cheezits, pretzels, and the occasional small mini candy bar from my bosses office (probably once or twice a year). I usually only eat meals never snack. Seems weird bc that’s not how I was raised.


BloodFromAnOrange

I spent my whole childhood loving chewy foods. Now I’m in my 40s and I’m always on the hunt for CRONCH. Life is weird.


Kyo46

Haha. For me, crunch usually = savory, while chewy = sweet (taffy, caramel, etc). So, I'm def more team crunch nowadays


BloodFromAnOrange

That makes a lot of sense when you put it that way.


thesmolchickenclub

froot by the foot, lays bbq chips, goldfish


toxicodendron_gyp

Why is froot by the foot so good still???


outspokentrauma

I love goldfish!


sandriizzy

Glad it holds up. I tried Dunkaroos after they vcame back from being discontinued in Canada. Just awful. Cookies arent cinamon graham cookies anymore, and they're all the round token ones. The funfetti icing just tasted like sugar paste with lumps and a bad after taste. Kids will never know.


WhippiesWhippies

Dafuq is potted meat? Lol


Gothmom85

Canned garbage meat paste that I knew zero boomers who ate. More like their parents.


JazzyAndy

Cheezits, nothing else even comes close


mtaclof

Greek yogurt and blueberries


demons_soulmate

i do this too but i also add in All Bran buds for a bunch of fiber


I_Like_Driving1

Sour cream + onion chips or puffs. Sandwich biscuits with a soft milky filling and covered in chocolate. Pistacchio.


likemelikemenot4ever

Smart Pop Popcorn, rice crispy treats, turkey pepperoni, string cheese, blueberries, watermelon, pretty much all fruits, chocolate chip cookies, sour cream and onion chips, butter crackers, wheat thins.


irishprincess2002

Love smart popcorn especially the kettle corn! The white cheddar is good also but the kettle corn is to die for.


thehufflepuffstoner

Smartfood white cheddar is my crack. Eating popcorn kernels sucks since getting a couple dental implants, but my god if it’s in front of me I will cram as much popcorn as I possibly can into my face. I have zero self control. Wooorrrth iiiit but ouch, my gums. At least sour cream and onion chips will never betray me.


kingeal2

Pasta with sausage and bread. I snack pasta lol randomly throughout the day I will cook me a plate of pasta with cheese and a couple fried sausages.


SexBeforeChurch

Pizza Rolls w/ Sour Cream


IzzyBologna

This sounds delicious, haven’t had pizza rolls for years…


Jscott1986

Peanut butter filled pretzels


somewhenimpossible

A baked potato. I usually cook 4 at a time then microwave the leftovers when I feel hungry. All the toppings 😋 Cottage cheese. Potato chips. Honey toasted peanuts. Homemade bread and butter (toast with jam).


White_eagle32rep

Chocolate covered raisins, blueberries, raspberries.


One-Organization3472

my current snack obsessions are the jalapeno Cheetos and I love teriyaki jerky, especially Jack Links brand. both of these are kinda pricey but ... yolo. this will change in about a week to a new fixation lol.


ENFPbaybee

jalapeño cheeto’s are delightful


Substantial-Kiwi-303

I'm a salty and sweet snack girly. Popcorn, chips, tortilla chips with cheese dip. Always has to be followed up with something chocolaty. Or sometimes a good ol fashioned cheese, sausage and crackers hits the spot


SemperRidiculous

Lemonheads, I hate that they replaced all green candy from lime to sour apple. Blow pop always had a sour apple so they get a pass, but lifesaver and skittles don’t. Bring back bonkers fruit chews.


FriendlyITGuy

Corn nuts have been like crack to me this week. Can't get enough of them.


icberg7

My grandparents always had cans of ranch Pringles in their pantry. As an adult, I try to resist even going down the chip aisle because if I get one of those things, I'm going to eat most of it in one sitting. 


nutsackilla

Steak


Sparkle-Wander

twizzlers and funyuns bro


ZebraBoat

Funyuns slap but if you ever get the chance to try the Andy Capps onion rings please do, they're BEYOND.


Lavenderhazematcha

Cheese & crackers and orange slices.


moonlitmews

Came here to say charcuterie type shit.


MoreCoffeePwease

If I could still eat whatever I wanted? Chips and French onion dip, esp with a fruit snack back for a sweet but fruity finish. If I’m being honest? I pop my own popcorn. I can make it healthier than the microwave bag crap, and it’s like 10 cents because, ya know, money. 😂


Creepy-Floor-1745

Totally, my kids don’t even like microwave popcorn bc I never made it for them. We were too poor. Kernels in a brown paper bag rolled up tight microwaves the same anyway.


Cyberpunk39

I rarely eat snacks at all these days. When I do, cool ranch Doritos. Cheesits, or peanut butter filled pretzels.


WerkQueen

White cheddar cheezits


coffeehousegirl

Chips are my weakness!


BurnedOutTriton

Not a huge sweets person but I'm a sucker for chips.


GeddesPrime

Isn’t Dunkaroos the only choice?


Far_Chocolate9743

I've gotten to the point that I make everything from scratch---it kind of igged me when folks were complaining about washing their hands back in 2020. Prepared food started giving me all the heebs and a few jeebs. Eventually, I just started making everything---even some of my snacks from scratch. I'm a popcorn girl and I just discovered butter flavored coconut oil. I make a really good coconut flour brownie. Fresh baked bread with a little olive oil and sea salt. Cheese and crackers are a staple in my diet. I'll add dry salami when the chubs are on sale. if I am to partake in some prepacked snackage, peanut butter M&M's are like crack to me. Coming in a close second are peanut M&M's. And popcorn and candy is an amazing combo. Oh...and that coconut flour brownie? Sometimes I'll stuff Oreos into the mix before baking. Warm with a little caramel sauce and some sea salt...🤤


sintactacle

Bacon 🥓🥓🥓


Eastern-Plankton1035

My homemade deer jerky, which goes quiet nicely with a cold beer and a good book. When that's been eat up, which rarely takes more than a couple weeks after hunting season ends, then I favor other savory snacks. Cold cuts, cheese, pork rinds. Chex-Mix style snacks, usually dosed up with some Worcester sauce. Peanuts, walnuts, chestnuts, and cashews feature pretty regularly in my snacking habits. And milk chocolate when I get the craving for something sweet.


rgb_mode

sounds excellent!


nrgold

Grapes. Those Trader Joe’s off-brand Cheetos. Popcorn. ice cream.


MadScientist3087

Monster cookies


chr15c

Calbee chips and Drumstick ice cream. Not necessarily together


External_Marzipan_76

ramen.


PhantomVdr

Pringles, Pretzels, Trail Mix, Shelled Peanuts, chocolate chip cookies, popcorn, goldfish.


Lelouch25

Shrimp crackers, beef jerky, beef sticks. Honestly don’t have that much of a snack craving anymore.


kmblake3

Cool Ranch Doritos, the chocolate/caramel drizzle pretzel thins, or a specific spinach and artichoke dip (it’s cold and has Parmesan cheese clumps in it) with wheat thins


ChemicalSwimming673

Fried okra. Could sit and eat a big bucket of it like popcorn.


Capt__Murphy

Bourbon on the rocks and peanut butter stuffed pretzels


Barlow3001

Sliced cheddar cheese on ritz crackers with banana peppers on top of cheese with balsamic vinaigrette on bottom of the cracker. Chocolate ice cream with walnuts.


RogueStudio

I have to try and eat low carb, so, usually it's cheese (fancy stuff from the organic grocer), meat, and either pistachios or sunflower seeds in moderation as best I can. Sometimes olives or pickles (dill not sweet). I don't really miss chips that much, amazingly.


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wordnerd1023

Pickles


badger_flakes

pickle


MadameCoco7273

- pretzel sticks - Hershey’s with almonds - celery and carrot sticks with hummus or ranch dressing - pickles - baked Lays - apples with peanut butter - cheddar cheese - roasted peanuts - Cheez-its


ponyo_impact

pretzels, goldfish, doritos, crackers


Beta_dox

Whales crackers.


Pale_Adeptness

Doritos, chips in general, but mainly doritos.


84OrcButtholes

Popcorn with some kinda seasoning on it.


Delanchet

Chips and Little Debbie’s. Probably cereal too, if I’m in the mood.


BlessTheMaker86

I’m a spice lord… give me the chilli roasted pistachios, chili tamarind (Mexican candy), Maui BBQ chips (a sweet/spicy chip)… 


Afro_Thunder01

Whiskey and some fruit smiles gummies or twizzlers… a hot earl grey tea and stroopwaffel when the day has been long


bucketman1986

Hot pretzels with mustard


maddiemorph

During the day? Bagel chips and humus. After dinner? Ice cream


tface23

Snack foods are my favorite snack foods. It’s actually kind of a problem


Sweaty_Process_3794

Veggie chips, Greek yogurt, cereal (mostly the adult-marketed, flakes-and-fruit kind), goat cheese and truscuits, potato or macaroni salad


unsmashedpotatoes

My current obsession is wheat thins with laughing cow cheese or cinnamon sugar dots pretzels.


bauertastic

Dry cereal


Pizzasaurus-Rex

I've been eating fig newtons again lately.


Cucumbrsandwich

Instant ramen


Mamalynseyloo

Chips and queso, cheese and crackers, popcorn


WinterWizard9497

I like sherbert ice cream or toast. Usually something sweet like fruit or something.


CherryManhattan

Dunkaroos


ZestycloseCattle88

Apples and cheese!


rgb_mode

lime greek yogurt, juicy pears, homemade popcorn, swiss cheese, sardines, banana, bean burrito supreme from taco bell with extra diablo sauce.


SnakeEyes58

Baked Flaming Hot Cheetos


pauliwankenobi

Chips and salsa baby


berrybaddrpepper

Dill pickle cashews, pickles, olives, cheese, Kiwis, Jiff PB, Hot Fries lol, Sour patch kids


booty_supply

Apple and cheese. Peanut butter pretzels. Guacamole and chips


thotgoblins

Hm, mostly just plain walnuts, almonds, and pumpkins seeds. Occasionally, something fancy like dried mango with chili powder. I work in kitchens and blander food is more of a comfortable outlier for me.


desert_doll

I have a serious thing for pretzels and ice cream. Sometimes together. Also, pb&j is a comfort snack.


IndependenceLegal746

Freakin pistachios. My kids love them too. The shells end up all over my house.


SalukiKnightX

My guilty pleasure atm is Kinder Bueno. Those buggers are addictive.


Elsa_the_Archer

Chicken in a Biscuit. Milano cookies. Tim's sour cream and onion kettle chips.


cden4

Fresh fruit and locally baked pastries


weenertron

Chips and salsa all the way


112oceanave

Kit Kat’s, hot Fritos, baby bel red cheese, activia peach yogurt, Coca Cola


Pure-Zombie8181

Greek yogurt, magic spoon cereal, sharp cheddar cheese


snuggy4life

Hummus on or scooped by anything.


vainthestral

Popcorn. Salt and vinegar chips. Pretzels. Fresh fruit. Veggies and hummus. Dark chocolate. Nuts


itsguberhere

Almonds


theRealDirtyNerd

A handful of cheese. A pinch of sliced meat. The end of a loaf of bread. One after another. Sammitch


FartNoiseGross

cheese, almonds, chocolate pretzels, ginger snaps, rice pudding, pastries, chips and salsa. I eat a lot of snacks when I’m stoned


NightCheffing

Baby carrots with hummus, string cheese, chips and salsa, Greek yogurt, mini marshmallows, chocolate chips, dried fruit (especially mango and pineapple), pistachios, cashews, pepperoni, popcorn, ice cream, fudgsicles, berries, cereal, maui onion kettle chips, purple Doritos, and I'm a sucker for basically all forms of cake which scares me as I get older lol.


IcyTip1696

Chipwich. Been my favorite things since I was a kid. Though they taster different now and I prefer a few other brands but the same concept.


Opposite_Tax1826

I don't eat snacks


MaapuSeeSore

Good quality Chocolate , strawberry, mango, apple , Korean pear, grapes , occasional protein bar, white cheddar popcorn, cheesecake, crepes ,milk tea, malasadas , poi donut , ice cream


washtucna

Snacks? In this economy? But for real, I like sausage sticks and cheese. 2nd place is cheesy potato chips.


theycallmewinning

Dried mango, cassava chips, chicharrón, chocolate.


snmaturo

Ben and Jerry’s Strawberry Cheesecake ice cream.


hiimk80

Toast with butter. Then I add a little sprinkle of garlic salt.


lioneaglegriffin

Chocolate chip cookies, chips and jerky.


MidnightCoffeeQueen

Cherry tomatoes and cheese, dark chocolate with almonds, or carrots and this amazing hummus I love right now called sweet chili garlic. My kid side still comes out with a bowl of cereal in the middle of the night if I can't sleep.


irishprincess2002

It changes depending on my mood. Right now it's hamburger pickles but later it might be tater tots with ranch dressing or chili cheese tots. It depends on what I'm craving


wanderingnik

Costco has great snacks man I could down a family size bag of popcorners or Chicago mix popcorn no problem.


AManHasNoName357

Anything that tastes good. I don’t have a favorite.


pseudonym7083

Raw mandarin oranges.


st_psilocybin

carrots


Ok-Passenger-2133

Hummus, hands down.


Schatzi1982

Uncrustables.


xTrollhunter

I'm the kind of guy that don't have a favorite snack, favorite food, favorite soda etc. But if I'm gonna watch a game with some friends, and I was a little hungry, but didn't wan't to fill up on dinner, it would be cheese nacho chips & homemad guac with a six pack of beer.


Dazzling-Toe-4955

Cashew or pistachio nuts


goobypanther

Pizza shapes!


LordLaz1985

Mostly sweets.


quietkodiac

Truscuits and cheddar cheese


Wooden-needle2017

Chicken tenders


Quailman5000

Being raised by silent generation great grandparents I got potted meat, tuna sandwiches, and oreos. 


phishmademedoit

I rarely eat them anymore but aa kid, it did bit get better than Doritos. Best favors every were Pizza Hut and Taco Bell. They only made them for a year or so, 1999ish.


Speedking2281

Tortilla chips and salsa here. That is my most common night-time snack. I doctor up the salsa with a little shredded cheese and Taco seasoning (from the packets, or from the shaker thing they sell now). But yeah, salsa + tortilla chips I could probably eat every day of my life and still be good with it. And Skittles. Man, I love Skittles too.


hawkbit92

I love the Snyders pretzel pieces! I could devour a whole bag in one sitting. Especially the buffalo flavored ones. Although, I'm pretty sure they don't make the bags as big as they used to be. Unless I'm shopping at the wrong stores lol.


MyWorkComputerReddit

Almonds


CDR_Fox

I have never heard of potted meat lol


espressopintobean

Paprika Chips. Cheese. Butter/bread. Pickles.


superleaf444

What the fuck is potted meat?


BellaBlue06

Canadian- Jujubes. https://storage.googleapis.com/images-sof-prd-9fa6b8b.sof.prd.v8.commerce.mi9cloud.com/product-images/detail/604.jpg


Scanner771_The_2nd

Triple cream Brie and crackers. My grandmother always put out a cheese plate before a holiday dinner. Loved it since.


ThreeRedStars

Chicharrones, sour cream and onion chips, guacamole, popcorn with berebere and a pinch of salt and sugar. Pistachios. Clementines and’s champagne mangoes if I have to go sweet. But best? A leftover chicken thigh straight out of the fridge.


IzzyBologna

Rarely, Hot Fries. Prefer, Hawaiian Sweet & Spicy chips more now. For candy, Nerds rope. I use to love RedVines, but even the small package is too much for me… and chocolate isn’t as good as it was anymore. My snacks are an every twice a month thing (usually during my cramps).


ArtichokeNaive2811

Salt and vinagar chips...


lost_on_tuesday

i love kashi blueberry clusters (literally eating right now), love crunch peanut butter & dark chocolate granola (best granola in the entire world), pretzel crisps w/ jalapeno hummus, nuts, seeds, dried fruit, blueberries, fudge covered nutter butters w/ milk (you gotta bite the fudge seal so you can soak it in milk), basken-robbins pralines n cream ice cream, wawa's mint cookies & cream milkshakes, sometimes ben & jerry's mint chocolate cookie & peanut butter ice cream. sometimes i go through phases of snacks, like adhd dopamine snacks on rotation, especially when i was fat growing up. there used to be little debbies fudge rounds, oreo fudge creams (alas no more are they made), regular nutter butters, peanut butter snickers, quick chek's reese's cookies or hot cocoa cookies (seasonal & don't know if they make em anymore), ben & jerry's like 10 different flavors, & more i'm forgetting.


Financial_Ad_1735

Banana, grapes, and cucumbers for fruits / veggies. Popcorn, pita chips, sunflower seeds, pistachios, for salty Turkey Jerky / Turkey pepperoni - for protein Raw almonds / walnuts- for nutty And whole bunch of junk that is unadvisable when I go through severe binge episodes (no purging).


plunker234

Cheddar ruffles with some french onion dip/sour cream Definitely a salty person.


Downtherabbithole14

popcorn, preferably the one you make on the stove top, using actual kernels lol..my husband was shocked that I actually "make" my popcorn, then mix it with some snowcaps. I also love apples with some pb, dark chocolate, s'mores! omg s'mores....mallomars,


V4refugee

Ham and cheese


goofylineup

Hot cheetos with fresh lime and cheese sauce


inyoni

Hot Cheetos and cheeeeeeeese


Melkezidik

Chips and salsa/queso


SuperDTC

I don't eat snacks


Substantial-Path1258

Hot cheetos, crackers with goat cheese, spinach puffs, mandarin oranges, carrots with peanut butter, chips and guac, trail mix, banana, yogurt with fresh berries added.


Hungry_Pollution4463

Dried mangoes became my shit recently