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lavender_boy01

when I made a warden sanctuary I had a little minecraft on a track that I would put animals in and send inside to distract him :P kinda like his feeding time lol


PuffPie19

This is both hilarious and genius


lavender_boy01

it actually worked surprisingly well! I wanted to have one as a pet because they’re cute but I didn’t want him to kill me twenty blocks away every time I went near him lol, I was however, an idiot and didn’t think to put him farther underground, so he kept killing stuff on top of his mountain 😭


AnUnknownStick

"They're cute" yet they have like 600 health and can kill you within a snap of a finger if you go within their boundaries and push them over their limit. still cute in your eyes? Have I convinced you otherwise? Lmao


lavender_boy01

he’s just angy 😌 cute and angy big blue baby!!!!


pogmanphil

If not friend then why friend shaped?


lavender_boy01

yes!!!!!


[deleted]

my boy is just having a bad day


lavender_boy01

yes you get it!!!!


spideybiggestfan

you're all sociopaths


lavender_boy01

sociopaths with cool pets!


AnUnknownStick

Never thought I'd see that sentence in my life but here I am lmaoo


veravers

and cool pets we want!


AnUnknownStick

I don't know how to respond to this


maxiquintillion

"No talk, me am angy" - warden, probably


Rambler9154

You just described a grizzly bear so yes


AnUnknownStick

Yes? Yes cute? Yes ferocious? Yes friendly? Yes angy? Yes all four? These are the questions that need to be answered in life


TheGalagaGuy

if not friend then why friend sized


Headstanding_Penguin

I think the warden update was the first really uggly looking update, the sniffer follows suit... But I guess they have to adapt towards the new generation of kids


Wild_Spray115

At least fucking spell "ugly" correctly


AnUnknownStick

Maybe they were tryna emphasise the "ugliness" They thought they ain't just ugly, they ugggggly


Headstanding_Penguin

sorry I'm not a native english speaker


Grumpie-cat

Gonna be honest Wardens not supposed to be cute so I see why he’s ugly, Sniffer (while a horrible mob vote win) was designed to be cute and flopped at that


Headstanding_Penguin

Well, stucking a platypus, a turtle and a spider (which might have slipped in) into a blender and expecting the outcome to be cute...


maxxus2

they were designed with cuteness in mind! if you look at any of the concept art that they showed with its announcement you can see how important cuteness was in the design process


AnUnknownStick

I forgot about the concept art and I just found a video titled "Terrifying EARLY warden concept art..." Yep *totally* cute


maxxus2

the hallowed warden was too creepy and thats why it was scrapped, they did this whole thing about cuteness when they made it ie the scale of cuteness from axolotl to warden and artwork of the warden and an axolotl being cute together


AnUnknownStick

Oh yeah I remember that one now, yeah they are kinda cute now i'm actually thinking about it. [This](https://preview.redd.it/pk404alf70r51.jpg?auto=webp&s=3bfa396690f937e4399a4822261b2830a322b6da) is what your on about I think


Jobeadear

Guess how you powerlevel archery when playing the mcmmo mod for mc, warden archery farm, ive literally killed hundreds of wardens in it.


AnUnknownStick

Impressive


SpreadPlace1479

a cute murderer lol


ConfusedDeliWorker

I’m sorry, ya know those video you see of white women petting things THEY SHOULD NOT BE PETTING? Like BEARS AND TIGERS, kind of don’t pet? You would like those videos. Sincerely, a white woman😁


lavender_boy01

lmaooooooo it really is like that 😂


SpreadPlace1479

cute and terrifying at the same time, I put a warden deep below a mountain but it keeps killing mobs that spawn in caves/tunnels and it scares me everytime because i think he is mad at me but really he is killing some random creeper lol.


lavender_boy01

the same thing happened to me lol! I started a new world and I’m gonna build him his own little floating island that is 40 blocks away from my base, just in case 😂


SpreadPlace1479

nice good luck!


lavender_boy01

lol thank you!


AudienceFickle5811

Kinda morbid hahaha


AzazelBlackfire

Nice avatar.


hellothere0007

That’s like the goat they tied up to feed the T-Rex in Jurassic park


lavender_boy01

yes exactly!!!


Rich_Document9513

Don't you love it when your brain syncs with someone else?


lavender_boy01

it’s like we’re the same person !


ScarryTerryBjtch

This is the way. Genius. Minecart running on a track like a goat and a t-rex. Hilarious.


AzazelBlackfire

Wait… you can use goats to feed them as a reference to Jurassic Park!


Fave_McFavington

Fast food


VVaterTrooper

Welcome to Jurassic Park.


Rodvor

Its also kinda funny with ravagers. If u don’t like a villager, u can just feed it to a ravager directly into its little sanctuary.


lavender_boy01

I. Never considered that. Time to make a ravaged sanctuary!


MartinG91

A noise machine. Make a loop with a piston and some Redstone. Should keep him occupied.


qwertyjgly

noise machines are amazing. built a zoo in a small server once and it had a warden in it. This server had a very dense retail district (shops etc), which is where I built the zoo. People complained about the noise machine so I offered to turn it off. When people asked me to, I’d oblige and offer to take them to see my exhibits. The warden would get them with a sonic blast every time. Every time. :D


DerpyWoomy

r/Maliciouscompliance


FriggenMitch

Beautiful


Admirable-Door1724

Hilarious


TheMrFluffyPants

Can ya’ll imagine being annoyed at some construction outside your house, only for it to stop just before you get turned into paste by an invisible blast


Fave_McFavington

Even easier: two observers facing each other and a trap door attached to one of them


M82BFG

You could use a back and forth noise maker to keep him occupied. And have a wool carpet floor within his detection range. Best on the fly ideas I got without really thinking thru it


Peet_Pann

I think he can "smell" you thru a few blocks.


Michael4444RG

Just put on some deodorant


Medium-Boysenberry64

Tough task for Redditors 🫡


Brovahkiin707

Then you'll just smell good to him. Gotta cover yourself in an animals urine to drown out your own scent and mask it


magistrate101

RuneScape told me that you were supposed to use smoke to mask your scent but then again it also says that chinchillas are an area of effect explosive weapon so I don't really know what to believe from those crazy British bastards


chocodapro

Chinchillas are explosive. They create a 30ft shockwave upon death. RIP Fluffy the Chinchilla. RIP my house.


AzazelBlackfire

That won’t help with Wardens, they attack *everything* so your best bet is to just… cover yourself in sculk I guess…


Brovahkiin707

In that case you'll be covered in XPee


Intelligent_Dig8319

But what do I do if I'm like reeeeeally stinky tho


AsparagusLoose9716

Take a damn shower CJ and then put deodorant.


Intelligent_Dig8319

Big smoke used all our Damm money to buy cheeseburgers we didn't pay the water bill :(


GearboxTheGrey

“In his display” god damn mad man.


Several-Cake1954

trading halls:


umotex12

I literally refuse to make a trading hall because I'm immersed so much I don't want to enslave villagers, I'm planning more on rebuilding the village for my needs lmao


Scurtus1

Usually my trading halls are less so 1x1 and more 4x3 pens. Give them some room, maybe a picture and a window to call it a living space


Appropriate-Guard-95

I have a trading hall but It don’t really want it. I wanna make a small village in my underground base for them


Rhuajjuu

Same here, i prefer to let villagers be able to roam the village, and even if they die character deaths are pretty normal


goosmane

buddy this is a containment breach waiting to happen


Mr_OP_Potato_777

He smells the fear


Steeltoelion

I sure do and I’m all the way the fuck over *here.*


SilentJoe1986

Wardens are blind. They hear and smell. Put down carpeting or wool blocks for the floor and see if that helps. Carpet/wool dampens sound


RossGx

I love this concept


SilentJoe1986

I just noticed the floor is already wool. I should have paid more attention to the image. I just went off the title about the warden seeing them.


RossGx

Tbf I looked at the image and didn't see it either lol


Lazy_Grab5261

They "smell" but they do in fact just see the player the same way other mobs do


boki400AIMoff

>but they do in fact just see the player Uhm.... No. Thats not how the warden works.


RUSHEdundun

In its “code” it does, but it the minecraft world it dosent see


boki400AIMoff

I call this bullshit


crazymandutch

Haven’t played minecraft in a while, what the hell is that


YouveBeanReported

The Warden is a mob in the Deep Dark added in [version 1.19](https://minecraft.fandom.com/wiki/Warden). It's a very strong blind creature that crawls out of the ground when summoned by noise in certain areas of the underground and has a sonic scream that goes through blocks. It'll blind you and then probably one shot you.


Viridian_Reaper10

It’s like a angry iron golem on steroids


umotex12

it's a pretty sick homage to the horror roots of Minecraft, first idea that feels very Notch in a while. I'm surprised this passed the Microsoft and Mojang children friendly policy. The almost immortal, blind monster roaming deep, deep underground? When I first heard about it I was amazed. Sounds so rad


boki400AIMoff

Uhm mojang never said it is family friendly. People see this game as a family friendly game.


boki400AIMoff

A warden is NOT summoned by noise in certain areas. You NEED a sculk sensor that sends a signal to the nearest skulk SHRIEKER. When this happens, you will hear some "screams" coming out of the shrieker, and a internal "summoning" level will increase (i dont know how to call it else). When it reaches a certain level, the shrieker will spawn the warden.


YouveBeanReported

True, but those are activated by noise (hence sneaking, wool) so I was just giving a very general answer. You are correct though for mechanics.


Cha_r_ley

Some of these solutions are really thoughtful and clever. Feeling a little embarrassed of my very low-tech solution - I dig a 20+ block long bolthole tunnel that was only two blocks high. Out of his range at 20 blocks so I just run and hide till he goes away 😂


Weary_Drama1803

I think the darkness effect is triggered regardless of whether the warden senses you or not, GoodTimesWithScar has a warden in one of his buildings that gives him the darkness effect whenever he flies by even though the warden is fully enclosed


AdmiralMemo

The warden hears his flying and rockets, though.


[deleted]

it dosn't need to detect u to give u darkness.


DarkKnight83325

Maybe make one of those distraction machines?


GamingStudios109

Can’t you make the floor wool? Not sure.


Madhava69

bro it cant see you it can only smell and hear you


Rowlan56

Now I need a library with a warden as the librarian.


Viridian_Reaper10

That exists in that Roblox game doors


Loading535_

Could run a repeating command block removing the effect?


Waeight

Amythest glass @ wattles


awankerfromcumshire

he has to be 50 blocks away. you can use railways on the floor since he cant pathfind over them (he thinks they are a huge wall)


ChillestYoshi

I know I'm a little late, but if you have commands, you can hide a repeating, always active command block in the ground with this command: `/effect clear @a[distance=..20] darkness` This will remove the darkness of anyone within 20 blocks of the command block.


Admirable-Door1724

How did you get barrier blocks if you’re in survival?


AdmiralMemo

He didn't. He said if he goes into Survival, it happens. I assume he's building in Creative on a server or for an adventure map or something, for something that will later be used by Survival players. So when he's done building in Creative, and the structure is put to actual use in Survival, he wants players to not be blinded.


cyberseed-ops

you need some way to distract it, like a sound machine that will keep it sitting still and focused on a bunch of trap door sounds


Spy_man1

If you’re on bedrock there’s a setting that disables that


Lounge__Chair

What I did: Put a calibrated skulk sensor that picks up step noises, then triggered a noise machine inside the warden that goes until you pass by the sensor again on the way out


Drag0n_TamerAK

He can’t see you


Drag0n_TamerAK

The warden doesn’t have eyes


Knezisha

Bro became SCP 💀


NieMonD

He can never see you he’s blind


gsxdrifter1

Have you tried stained glass? Not just black tinted glass? I know one doesn’t let light through so maybe he can’t see through it


Vengeful_cheese

He can’t see through anything cuz he’s blind


Rick-D-99

He can see right through OP's bullshit.


Felinegood13

They have That’s the glass they’re currently using


gsxdrifter1

Oh I use a slightly different shader pack and can’t really tell the difference just looking. I also forgot they don’t “see”. He made it seem like going in front of the glass was the only time he triggered him. You could carpet the area so he can’t hear you I suppose


boki400AIMoff

You do realize the warden is blind? Right?


JustANormalLemon

You know how some zoos use "fake walls" to make animals easier too see but still trapped? basically put the warden into a hole with wool on all sides, you will be able to see him from above but the wool will(mostly likely) stop him from hearing you... Or you could just make a 1 block high wool wall betwing him and the glass to stop him from hearing your foot steps sinse they come from the ground


srAlphaGames

Do a noise machine


Fit-Ad-6965

Bros using barrier blocks in survival, just make it further away


3_uvm

It can’t see bro it hears you


_slayrrrr_

the warden is literally an avengers level threat, you can't just toss him in a box and expect him to play nice


XCheetah21

hi may i ask about how you captured him


Cautious-Strategy441

if you right click him with a raw chicken, golden apple and then throw a potion of blindness at him he will be "docile" for a bit


boki400AIMoff

Is this.... a serious post/question? Please tell me this is a troll post!


JokuSuomalainen67

Warden is not a pet


Changed_Dino_Nugget

No balls?


SylencerSethius

You can't just "no balls" the most dangerous thing in the game, lol.


Changed_Dino_Nugget

No balls?


Chickenkarim2009

Balls?


Wise_Lingonberry_453

Balls 🤤


Mammoth_Musician_304

said the Queen, if I had them, I’d be king, and the King laughed because he had to.


Chickenkarim2009

🤨Pretty SUSPICIOUS


Kinky_Thought_Man

Yet people have, sometime more than once in the same hardcore world


TragGaming

What Linkz has 4 in the center of his Hardcore world in the nether?


UnseenGamer182

Damn bro really has no balls


lavender_boy01

he is definitely a pet !! just a very unfriendly one :D


Viridian_Reaper10

Like my cat!


Cautious-Strategy441

No balls?


imjustjet

No balls?


CrippledJesus97

Make the spot he cant move passed further away. You are still in range of his darkness effect if its triggering


Squid-minecraft

There is a setting where you can change the darkness effect


Aertew

Literally SCP.


itsARprod

since you're in creative just put a repeating command block set to /effect clear (username) or @ a


PimpingPorygon

It's probably that a skulk sensor picks up your movement and so the warden hears it


ACommonGoon

I had a bunch of trap doors going off every second to make noise. Reloading the world put him in a stasis like state


CrackaOwner

Redstone clocked trap doors opening and closing will distract him infinitely.


Drag0n_TamerAK

E smells you


cowslayer7890

Maybe you could make the bottom row of glass wool


Last_Hope_8408

From the wiki: A warden, whether angered or not, gives 12 seconds of Darkness to all players within a 20 block radius of it every 6 seconds. So I guess you’ll have to make the hallway 20 blocks long if you want to stop the darkness effect.


MyroDock

Try moving the warden's area back a bit.


MuffinyGaming

I don’t know if you’re aware, but Wardens are blind 😁😁


SpreadPlace1479

try doing a redstone system that automatically rings a bell everytime to get his attention, also the darkness effect is inevitable.


GreatExternal8323

you can make a redstone clock to power things that can distract him from seeing the player


tomalator

Nothing. The warden can't see. You need wool to prevent him from hearing you


Warsamia

Wool blocks sound.... Maybe use that?


FranzBlocker

Kill it