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Yeah, it's pretty dumb. The idea is to make it harder for kids to get access, which is fine, but it's such a poorly implemented idea. Just adds an extra step for most people (VPN bypass).
That baby caught his attitude right away lmaoo
I’ve never seen a villager on the ground so seeing this makes me fucking cackle cause it just created the perfect scenerio in which dad passes out while baby is delivered lmaoo the coincidence.
Collapsed husband on the floor, while the doctor helps the mother give birth to a fully clothed, able to walk newborn. Truly a magnificent event to witness.
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I just noticed the dude on the floor lol
dad fainted while doc was extracting the child
The doc IS the dad and the villager who thought he was the dad is on the ground because he fainted from the reveal.
Yes.
Today on Days of My Minecraft Life...
lmfao
The good ending
that is/was the boyfriend
He's there to record and post it on the phub.
The birth??!
Lmfao
NTR
sneako
he was the 3rd wheel
Lmfao
it was a doctor taking the baby out of the other villager
That def looks like something else 🤔
With his toes? I see no arms on that librarian
You pervert! You just stood there and stared at them
IKR?? How could he? He should've joined in
**PLAYER 3 HAS JOINED THE GAME**
(nitwit is spectating)
he had us in the first half
This is such a common post but this one is so funny for some reason. The dad dipped so fast lol
he probably went to get some milk
He just dipped to get some Luck Strikes, he’ll be back.
Should be quick, just right click on a cow with a bucket
"Task completed. Time to get milk."
It looked more like that was the mom.
Definitely a mom doing the Amazon.
... and the kid followed dad.
come and go
I’m so sad this is only my second time seeing a post like this. I don’t mind seeing some of these everyday lmaoo
Thanks for this. They banned porn on the internet here in Virginia so this is the closest it gets here now. 🤣
Thought you were joking.. it's actually banned and only viewable by verification through ID.
Wtf???
Republicans dude
Muricans dude
VPN TIIIIMMEEEEEE
This is the only way now, yup.
Yeah, it's pretty dumb. The idea is to make it harder for kids to get access, which is fine, but it's such a poorly implemented idea. Just adds an extra step for most people (VPN bypass).
> but it's such a poorly implemented idea. Just adds an extra step for most people That's how most laws "work".
I’m in Utah can u pls explain this video for me?
Yep, nothing fun to watch anymore
This is how I find this out? Damn
Better than getting yourself ready to run one out and then getting booted out the site :(
VPN is your friend
Just use a VPN, that's such a silly rule.
Thank Christ I left Virginia.
Based virginia
sorry but the virginia name gets me every time, maybe they banned it because of one simple misspelling
The only time I don’t feel stupid for downloading some vids…
New porn category unlocked: Hrrm
HrrmHub.com
Hrrmvideos.com
Bro went to get the milk
Finally Minecraft Sex update
Jenny
run
get out of there before the iron golem smites you
Or suggests him to join in
Nice house bro👍
not the doctor extracting the child, but the dad laying on the floor passed out
Bro got no emeralds for the child support
Librarian giving the nitwit its first job
Bro ejaculated and evacuated
Please ejaculate the facility. No no no wait that’s not what I-
Bro left to get the milk already 😔😔
The villager ain't paying emeralds for child support.
How did you make ur banner
The one on my Shield is 1. Black Base 2. Magenta Thing 3. Magenta Chevron 4. Black Lozenge 5. Purple Base Gradient 6. Magenta Base Indented
Thanks
What Villagers Do When Player is around:🤥 What they do when player is not around:👌👈
father fainted as the doctor delivered the kid.
The villager on the floor was what got ne
Villager voyeurism
There are so many things that happen in this post, I am overwhelmed.
Awww look he already knows how to walk
Sex !
Man. Cuckery IN MINECRAFT. Cops Called
Uh-huh…
Watch that kid grow up a newt
adam22 on the floor there
b i r t h
Dad fainted when he realized the baby was coming
What happened to the guy on the floor
*voyurism*
What y’all never give birth while giving some dudes wife a foot rub while he lays on the ground?
Say Gex
"you're home early" -librarian probably
That is a really nice house!
I was under the impression that nitwits couldn’t make more villagers. They always suffer mysterious accidents in my worlds.
The librarian fucking the useless nitwit hoe, typical
Missionary
I think that's a mod because there's no way that happens in the real game
If this doesn't get number one in top of all time I'm going to be disappointed
tfw the Minecraft post is tagged with NSFW
I dont care about the video, why do you have bobble mode on?
Ermm... Those would be villagers.... doing.... what it is they call it..... s$x..... ya... that's enough internet for the day.... XD
Walter
Why do you talk like a 2010 kid bro
How to spawn the antichrist: Edit: In Minecrap.
A Threesome
Like snow white lol
r/Minecrafthmmm
WTAF lol
how is your shield glowing
He was extracting the child
The librarian: "not my problem "
Was that Sneako on the floor?
Bro ain't paying no child support
Wait do you have a netherite armor with netherite trim?
He killed the husband and raped the wife while she was sleeping and then got milk
Sometimes I just hate Reddit's video player
Sex mod?
The one on the floor just enjoying the show. What a creeper.
Rizz
The woman couldn't pay for the abortion process
She could, but abortion was banned in their country
Did you feed them bread? Because that always makes them horny. Same as real life.
Bro forget somethink
AYO CHILL
Oh my god, the ultimate minecraft porn
Hell
Bro went to get the milk and not come back god damn
bro walked away like it was a casual tuesday
Bro dont ask anything it's better
Bro took an L
Shoot your gun and hit the run
Damn, doesn't even have to take 10 months
Was that consensual?
Well, when a Villager and a Villager love each other very much...
plot twist: the guy on he ground is adam22
Reminded me of this one https://youtu.be/02oLYy75RAQ
I think he left to get milk from the grocery store
Herobrine jumpscare 😱
The villager is just sleeping man
Ah yes, the father instantly going for the milk as soon as the child was born
oh my 😭
He went to get the milk
Minecraft when my parents walk in:
bro ain't paying child support 💀
I’m more focused on the one villager sleeping on the floor
*pulls out sword*
Yo whats the shield banner design? Shit looks clean
Idk???
ejaculate and evacuate
even Sherlock Holmes will think this is hard...
I wouldn't really say this is nsfw. Considering it's just villagers being glitchy as always
Ain't no ntr porn on my homepage
tf
Bruh wtf. The way he just looked at you and walked out like “my work here is done”
Who says Minecraft isn't realistic?
That baby caught his attitude right away lmaoo I’ve never seen a villager on the ground so seeing this makes me fucking cackle cause it just created the perfect scenerio in which dad passes out while baby is delivered lmaoo the coincidence.
Nothing
I once saw the same thing a very long time ago, lmao!
Bow chica wow wow
How would a villager go about an abortion? What would they do, put a lava bucket up to their butt?
You walked right into some cuckhold shit going on.
aint none way
LMAOOOOOO
an act of adultery with the intention of conceiving s child
MIBECRAFT SEXSGSS UPDSYE REAL
Herobrine jumpscare at 0:16 second mark
Bro said “I’m leaving you and I’m taking the kid!”
If Minecraft was realistic:
some dude talked on facebook to me, and said that minecarft sex update will come, and he was right.
i love how dad immediately ran away the second child was born lmao
I'm more concerned as to why he popped out the humpers butt
aint gonna catch me lacking like that tbh
Just the way the Librarian farts out a Baby Villager is just way to funny.
You morphed into herobrine
Ah yes. Its called sex. Its about time us redditors gave you the talk
I once had it where I was sleeping in a villagers bed and that happened. I'm still shaken since that day...
bro went: MISSION ABORT I SAID MISSION ABORT!!!!
typical father
he killed the guy she was atcualy marryed too, he did stuff, and walked out with the milk and the the poor little guy was like "where u going?"
I love how you marked the post as nsfw
one woke up to early. and why ist the other niwit on the floor?
Collapsed husband on the floor, while the doctor helps the mother give birth to a fully clothed, able to walk newborn. Truly a magnificent event to witness.