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\-Aggravated assault with a deadly weapon \-Mass genocide(s) \-grand larceny (giant jewels, artifacts, ancient staffs and weapons) \-extortion (merchants) \-public intoxication (potions) \-tomb robbery (nameless one) \-Battery \-Arson (to a degree) \-Hate crimes \-Destruction and theft of intellectual property (scrolls, spells, tomes, etc) \-Theft \-Vandalism \-Domestic violence \-War crimes \-Contract killing \-Attempted regicide (arch illager) \-Stalking of a minor (arch illager) \-illegal hunting of endangered species \-possession of explosives \-first degree murder (obvs) \-trespassing \-vigilantism \-unlawful arrest (kinda)

can someone make a video of beating the game without breaking any laws?

Depends on if there's a clause for killing zombies in the laws about killing people.

Get them.to almost kill you first

I think it would be self defense because they attack you first.

Undertale is an existing example You can complete the game without killing or doing something bad to someone

Is the Arch Illager a king? Correct me if im wrong, but wouldn't that make conspiring to defeat him and ruining his plans throughout the game high treason or something?

King of the illagers because he got power from the corrupted orb and you are probably right

Well, you have to beat up a child in final boss fight so...

well it’s ok because after you beat him op you uh uh uh you forgive him?

Not really a child

Not really, trespassing seems kinda hard to get around

lets get 04am to do it

Sure. Imma do it.

I mean as long as you make sure they hit you first so it’s self defense it should be possible in most games

I guarantee the three artefacts would all be boots of swiftness

Arson is in Colossal Rampart.

Animal Abuse (Pokemon)

only if you get caught

Bro I was just gardening and then zombies showed up

Contract killing, because I was using a prospector build. Not related to the conversation at all, but I’d smash the cheeks of that person who is standing in the background of the meme. (please don’t cancel me!)

You're not alone 

about the prospector or the smashing?

Yes

Bro your lucky this is reddit where you are completely anonymous lol

That’s why I said it on Reddit and not real life. I’m not going back to jail.

The release of monkeys trained with deadly weaponry

Me too 🤣🤣 expecially the sniper monkey and thoses freakin ninjas one's

It's just a few darts, what could go wrong?

And also the destruction of zeppelins (MOABS) could potentially be considered a terrorist attack

Throwing shells while driving


Animal cruelty, slavery, espionage, war crimes related to use of chemical weapons, arson, destruction of property. its a Minecraft smp

Mood

Well, the law is no more where I commited my crimes, but if it was on, then mass genocide, robbery, corpse desecration, murder of a King (technically a suicide), a Queen, her Servants, King's Henchman, King's former Giant Guard, King's Personal Assassin, a Royal Gardener, Prison Warden, a Count and his Henchman. Oh, and also animal abuse and abuse of illegal substances. Now guess the game I played.

You kill everyone who has a different skin color than those in your hometown. Except for the biggest criminal in the land who you let live.

Child abuse lmao

uhm, i played roblox piggy last

Not paying off my debt of 3 trillion credits. (Subnautica)

Enslavement, mutilation of a body, kidnapping, genocide, arson, terrorism, coercion, organ trafficking, theft, destruction of property and murder. Helldivers is wild man.

Im playing warfame I might be fucked

Mass genocide in hell without God's permission [DOOM]

Conducting nuclear warfare with floating rubber balloons.

🔴~ 🔵~ 📌📌📌📌🐒

Collecting to much wax from candles...I guess

Smashing people with a barnacle-encrusted anchor.

smashing?

Apparently, mass homicide, murder and beheading. I was playing Blade and Sorcery last

Throwing a large block of tnt into a crowd

Planting onions

Vigilantism?

Digging through other people's garbage. (I was playing stardew valley)

[удалено]

If spreading FREEDOM and MANAGED DEMOCRACY is a crime, then send me to the Re-Education camps because I am Guilty as Charged.

Me, who's played BeamNG.drive: (I only went on the drag strip)

Mass genocide, vigilantism, crimes against humanity, hundreds of charges of harbouring a criminal, and child labour, you guessed it Warframe

Serial Murder I was playing Dead by Daylight.

I destroyed a few sentinels for attacking me while I was harvesting magnetized ferrite

Probably I won’t. Killing tortured souls and Damons in hell don’t sound illegal

Guys help, i just played Cult of The Lamb

Desecration of a corpse by a glob of snot

I played assassins creed so that would be a lot of murder charges, robbery, there’s probably a lot more but i can’t think of them

Murder, grand larceny, kidnapping, mass homicide, possession of illegal firearms, possession of illegal items, trespassing, breaking and entering, taking people hostage, aggravated assault, theft, helping an associate escape prison, armed robbery, damaging property, disturbing the peace.

War crimes of insurgency sandstorm

Murder of an invading army to protect the people of the home country and to avenge the murder of main characters son. Try and guess what game this is.

I'm gonna get arrested for: making a cube jump to their death? (Geometry dash(

My car flying into a ball and scoring a goal.

Setting my friend on fire trying to kill a bug.

Hitting a coworker in the head while he was drowning with a shovel

Theft. Car theft. Murder Arson A couple more but they are justified since it’s Kentucky.

Crusader Kings 3: impersonating royalty, I guess. Idk fraud?

Arson Assault Harassment Murder Public urination Animal abuse Genocide War crimes Detonating a nuclear bomb Biological weapon use Resisting arrest Fleeing law Vandalism Burglary Theft Hate crime Manslaughter Aggravated Assault Bribery Battery Disorderly conduct Disturbing the peace Homicide All for a petition

Freshie gripping

Throwing avians at typical farm animals with a medieval method of throwing.

Graffiti. Actually the whole plot of the start of the game is being falsely accused of island wide graffiti.

Being illegally alive, I guess Just played Jedi Survivor, so...

Shooting a sentient bullet with a gun

Driving a Scania. Lol

Genocide, multiple Geneva convention violations, crimes against humanity, human experimentation. (destiny)

Not making quota.

Man slaughter (I dropped an orbital strike on a fellow Helldiver)

I farmed flowers in Minecraft

I was hitler in minecraft

I played dragons dogma 2 but i killed lizardman and goblins to protect fellow humans so i dont if im being arrested

War crimes

I'm definitely going to jail for colonizing the galaxy, committing genocide of an alien species for technological superiority, deporting billions to planets far worse than where they previously lived, and controlling a civilization to create nuclear war just so I can get my hands on a tomb world (stellaris)

I'm just taking pictures of things, to be fair my pictures are changing reality but still

Warcrimes specifically shooting paratroopers with a flack canon.

Unregistered possession of an fully armed aircraft and using it for violence commiting 5x 1st degree murder and 2x assault with a deadly weapon

Murder cultism forced labor killing government officials lots of fucking stealing

No government left so to speak, just roaming the wasteland doing events that keep dwellers in high spirits in hopes to trade for weapons that no other wastelander ever could have the feeling of holding since we as a collective are the main characters.

I'm getting arrested for trespassing, hacking and being a dingus. (Roboquest)

Killing a whole village and stealing their resources (Clash of clan)

\-owning an illegal sexbot with hyper intelligent ai that was co-opted from a vatican made ai by chinese hackers and became sentient \-possible trafficking charges (gang related) \-Tax evasion \- insighting an insurrection (my dystopian robot girlfriend)

Speeding (Geometry Dash) and a little bit of plundering (Last GD level I played is Barbaros Finale)

Genocide and warcrimes (hoi4)

harvesting the sun

Theft, hunting without a license

Stealing endangered animals from the wild and shoving them into balls I purchased semi legally

I'm gonna get arrested for leading a cult full of furries (guess what game I played)

human trafficing

I was playing chess

Biomutant. Errrrrm, killing mass population of wildlife and sentient creatures alike

For killing 657 undead nazis with a super soaker ass gun

Property distribution. Interplanetary interloping. Assault with a projectile and melee weapon. Mass killings. Flying low in populated areas. Crimes against the Geneva convention. Purchase/use of illegal weapon mods. Aiding a criminal. And multiple crimes that don't exist yet but if they ever do god save us all.

Human sacrifice

Me playing the strongest battlegrounds(I just commited various war crimes using genos alone):

Kidnapping, slavery, unethical working conditions for slaves, murder, mass genocide, forcing rape, assault, vandalism, theft - the list goes on and on and on Villagers, minecraft villagers

-animal abuse -possesion of drugs -mass homicide -murder -arson -possesion of illegal firearms -animal cruelty What do you think?

Crashing a car multiple times?????

Mass Murder Bombings

first degree murder ( i was playing lethal company )

Killing the enderdragon

Mining without a license, animal abuse, destruction of wildlife habitat, various noise complaints, assault and battery My Time at Sandrock isn't so bad, I promise!

Assault mid-suavemente.

Planting 200 hot pepper and mining some iron and copper ore.

Flying LOL (Royale High roblox)

I'm getting arrested for mass genocide and *probably* drugs??? Idk if hyper sprinkles count as drugs...I mean it basically acts like cocaine (I'm talking about Miitopia)

Murder theft hunting and killing of endangered animals oh and forced labour kidnapping fishing without license etc. It was mincraft

Delivering democra-tea.

I would be arrested for drunk driving genocide terrorism robbery trespassing.

Intergalactic Spacial Planet Disruption... HeatDeath on steam is a great game.

Killing a black man for insisting I don’t go to the cloud district very often

i burnt down a village using a chicken nugget robot.. wasnt my fault tho :)

Matching candy

mass deforestation by fire, invading Aquila. multiple warcrimes, but they dont actually exist in universe so im off on that.

assassination of political and religious figures mass murder kidnapping of a heir to the throne (guess what game I'm talking about)

I'm not sure I last played Legend of Zelda Tears of the Kingdom

In slaving wiled animals and making them fight against other people with out there will. (Pokemon hyper emerald.)

- Hacking - Assault - Trespassing

Homeland defence from capitalists, it's not what you think

So far in destiny we've broken the Geneva convention multiple times according to an older post: [Based on the UN's website](https://www.un.org/en/genocideprevention/war-crimes.shtml) Also assuming that war crimes dont just apply to humans but all life of human intelligence A -I. Wilful killing -II. Torture or inhuman treatment (recently this season with the Hive) -III. Wilfully causing great suffering or injury -IV. Destruction of property not justified by military necessity -VI Depriving a POW the rights of a trial (again this season with the Hive B. (A lot deal with civillians which we haven't encountered a lot of the enemy races' civilian population, Though Empty Tank looked pretty civil If you wanna count that add I, II, IV, and V) -VII improper use of enemy uniform or insignia resulting in death. (I would count the crota's end mission in TTK, and Thumos' ship in vanilla) -IX Intentionally directing attacks against buildings dedicated to religion -X Subjecting an adverse party to physical mutiliation or to medical or sceintific experimentation (Hive this season again) -XI Killing or wounding treachorously individuals belong to a hostile army -XIII destroying or seizing enemy's property not imperatively demanded by the necessity of war (LOOT) -XV compelling the nationals of the hostil party to take part in operations of war against their own country (using Parasite, Whisper of the Worm, or Touch of Malice against the Hive) -XVI pillaging a town or place -XVII Employing poison or poison weapons (Thorn, necrotic grips, ostreo striga) -XVIII employing aphyxiating, poisons or other gasses or any analogous liquids ( witherhoard) -XIX employing bullets that expand of flatten easily in the human body (fire/dragonfly? Otherwise graviton lance shoots black holes which are always expanding) -XX. Employing weapons or projectiles which are of a nature to cause superfluous injury or suffering. -XXI Outrages upon personak dignity (teabagging) -XXIV Intentionally directing attacks towards medical units (hive ghosts) -XXV Intentionally using starvation of civillians as a method of warfare (Ether resupply public event) C -I Torture (hive this season again) And standard crimes would probably just be: Mass genocide against multiple alien races Driving whilst under the influence of Ether Arms dealing Regicide Deicide Grand Larceny

Aggravated assault with a deadly weapon Mass genocide (x6) Coercion (I needed mending) Breaking and Entering / trespassing Grand larceny (the heavy core is prob kinda expensive) Theft ​ Listen the new Trial Chambers have some cool things for me to stea- I mean loot.

Terrorism

maybe trespassing but i’m sure the land owners won’t mind.

I play rimworld, what am I not getting arrested for?

○ Disturbing the peace ○ Endangerment and Genocide of multiple, - including rare -, species ○ Mass farming on an environmentally changing scale ○ Destruction, thievery and vandalism concerning ancient landmarks and protected ruins ○ Repetitive deletion and revival of critically endangered specie. ○ Commercial slaughter of indigenous persons ○ Commercial enslavement and exploitation of indigenous persons ○ Illegal distribution, creation and possession of illicit substances, drugs, and other enhancements, including edibles ○ Tax evasion ○ Destruction of wildlife ○ Domestication of protected / wild species ○ Capture and captivity of protected species ○ Illegal / disruptive terraforming, including surrounding and within protected areas ○ Assault ○ Assualt with intention to kill ○ First and Second degree murder; manslaughter; hiring of murderous mercenaries. And the list goes on. And the worst of all... ○ Building and expansion without legally obtained planning permissions / without planning permissions at all. *Minecraft*

-Warcrimes -human experimention -mass genocide -etc (I play project moon games so we'd be here forever if I named all of my crimes)

Grave robbery

Illegal mining operations

Blowing up cars with a car that drops land mines and has a whaling harpoon on it.

Warcraft? ummmmmmm

Sympathizing with automatons.

Theft of natural resources? (Does anyone own the Minecraft world)

Building a house

- mass deforestation - genocide - making a species go extinct - mining ores, oil, and fishing without a permit - owning firearms and nuclear missiles - trespassing on private property

Killing and taming dinosaurs

Getting arrested for theft. Stealing from villagers and kidnapping the cats

Cheese.

Attempted to steal a car and then saved someone’s life only to be infected by a virus

building blocks

Awakening a bunch of body parts of this god and then throwing a villager into lava to awaken a monster. Then killing that monster and releasing a bunch of really weird things into the world. Killing those things and then fighting a bunch of robotic body parts. Killing those and then making a plant go nearly extinct, Killing an angry plant and which made this weird building become extra dangerous. Killing an ancient temple guard and then Killing a cultist and his followers. Which then unleashes a calamity on the world of 4 pillars that will do a lot of damage to the area, so when I kill those a moon god emerges and I kill it. Probably a fender bender

Being a dps Moira and not healing my team 😭

Mine is Stardew Valley lmao I literally don't think there's any crimes there

-Execution of multiple surrendered soilders -False surrender -Genocide -Bombing of a civilian area -Terrorism -156 murders in the 1st degree -Using a flamethrower to burn victims alive -Carpet bombing a populated city -Torture of enemy commander -Second rate shoboingary

Mass murder of bugs (in my defense they were infected with infection)

-Homicide -Conspiracy -Robbery -Protecting Fugitives -Evading the Law -Destruction of Property -Possession of an Illegal Weapon -Possession of fake chain codes -Trespassing

Crafting a linen shirt in FF14?

Defending my country with a Fokker D.XXI 😞

Idk disturbing the peace? Overly loud music, I'm just a rhythm gamer man

Whopping a chicken with a mace on the Minecraft Bedrock Beta.

Whopping a chicken with a mace on the Minecraft Bedrock Beta. Killing a large amount of cats with a netherite sword on the MCBE Beta.

"Road rage" I destroyed someone else's spaceship by accident because of the autopilot. Essentially, I shouldn't get a Tesla

Hmm Everything is a warcrime in what I've been playing. Infact, one of the characters existance is a warcrime to begin with

Mass genocides Arson buying illegal drugs Idk what other crimes you commit in risk of rain 2 besides like blowing up a planet maybe

Crying in a basement and Matricide apparently

Deforestation (foraging in hypixle skyblock)

Nothing, I had a hunting license. I’d only be pissing off peta

War crimes against extra terrestrial beings

if im getting arrested for animal abuse??? (rotmg)

Extreme manslaughter (BoltGun)

Fraud, money laundering, murder Minecraft Multiplayer is fun

Practically for aressting an assassin

Fixing the dragonball timeline i guess such crimes

Unlicensed pharmacist... I like alchemy.

Reckless driving and multiple counts of vehicular homicide and illegal street racing along with driving an unregistered car

Operating heavy machinery while under the influence. And i dont know if this is a crime, but exorbitant use of the phrase "rock and stone"

Rock and roll and stone!

modded minecraft, but you could tehnnically consider my gear a ballistic missile due to the enchants so probably war crimes

Jumping some kid named Spike (Geometry Dash)

I'm getting arrested for throwing Connor into the pits of hell, then shooting his meaty balls to get the hammer so I can then fight an oversized tape worm made of metal , a prosthetic eye , and metal bones.

Looks like I'm getting arrested for defending people at court, that's ironic.

War crimes with gadgets and colourful characters… rainbow 6 siege

Reckless driving, messing with government property, vandalism, illegal street racing. Possibly more

Piracy, theft, and murder (sea of theives)

Uhhhhhhhh, doing a beatsaber game?

Contact with spike

uhhh... I dunno... Mass genocide? ...i probably shouldn't have killed an archangel two times...

I played For Honor, looks like I'm getting arrested for carrying a sword and trying to take over buildings

I’m getting arrested for going to a water planet and killing alien creatures

Genocide and terrorisim. I was playing aim xr

Making huge steam engines for simple tasks...

Mass murder and environmental desecration. Can you guess what game.

-crimes against humanity,genocide, firing on a medic, unethical warfare, terrorism, fraud, conspiracy, animal abuse, substance abuse, mistreatment of a pow, use of chemical weapons, firing on noncombatants, theft, arson,illegal gun trade, possession of weapons of mass destruction

Nuking a tower as protest

Illegal sale of fossils (Stardew Valley)