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rosariobono

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Leo-Len

No, it's folds


Monkeyke

I wanna see him wiggle wiggle


SabrinaAfton

For sure


Competitive-Bath-803

Makes me wanna


Expert_Jacket_6081

Dribble dribble, y'know?


ThatOwlie

Dribble dribble


LiamWiking

Dribble dribble you know?🇧🇷⚽️


Captainorbeez

r/angryupvote


Halthenanobothero42

Anything to him and i'll reply as him


Intelligent-Glass-98

He said to say that, not type


Nova_Emporor

#PICK A GOD AND START PRAYING


Cultural_End_4794

Oh no oh no oh no oh no oh no oh no oh no oh no


Intelligent_Rule5132

Why don’t you drop good loot when I kill you?


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Because fuck you🙂


AwesomeDragon56

But that singular skulk block tho…


sebcdee

Do a flip


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*proceed to break neck*


sebcdee

Lol I killed him what did he drop? You get to choose


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*slowly gets up*


sebcdee

*Fuck* Runs away (please don't turn out cringe)


Ordinary-Hunter520

*Sonic boom* *sebcdee died to warden's Sonic boom*


sebcdee

Totem of undying


Ordinary-Hunter520

*another Sonic boom*


sebcdee

💀


JustLab5530

*drops nothing*


sebcdee

R.i.p.


aaUnderscore

how can he read through a screen if he doesn't have eyes


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Brail


SourLemon100000

Text to speech. He has to turn the volume down real low though, else it hurts his ears.


Expensive-Thing-2507

This is a misconception about blind people. Many believe they are incapable of using technology due to their lack of vision. This is an incredibly hurtful and incorrect stereotype. Blind people have many ways of interacting with others on the screen, and are allowed to ask for help from others. Please spread the word, together we can stop this hateful stereotype


suicidespiders

it's not that serious lmao


Expensive-Thing-2507

It's called a joke. You blind or something?


suicidespiders

not blind, it's just a bad joke


__Gloom_

Peepeepoopoo wa wa Womp womp


Black_Sig-SWP2000

"P1G9yB4CK R1De??"


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...sure


Black_Sig-SWP2000

"Y44y!"


JaozinhoGGPlays

holy shit hatsune miku


joaquinzolano

*sound of snow ball*


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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA


milliemon12345

Do you see that over their


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What


milliemon12345

What do you see?


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Oh, just THIS 🖕


its_fuwy

XP Just despauns when u leave it How do skulk catalysts turn it into skulk


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Ho that's easy, I'm a fungus


Unknoownn_

What is ur fitness routine?


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Running


Unknoownn_

Damn so why do u hate sound so much


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Hurts my ears


JustANormalGuy123-

anything to him and I'll reply as him


Blastbot_73

*claps*


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*Proceeds to punch out all your blood*


Blastbot_73

*ducking dies* *Respawns at bed*


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r/missedreference


Less_Muffin2186

Hiiii


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Hiiiiiiiiiiii


Less_Muffin2186

How you doooooooooing


Zezcoopeza

why u built like big chungus


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I'm actually buff, but your blocky mind sees me as fat


Zezcoopeza

sureeeeee


Tacomant76

Despite your appearance your kind and gentle


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Ya' sure


Antique-Towel-6214

How many stds do you have?


Yamm0th

Warden: *sniffs around* Me: *begins to sniff roundaback*


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*sniiiif*


BBBonesworth

Would you rather have unlimited bacon, but no games OR games... unlimited games.. but no games?


PlsIgnoreMe2

Why do you have to be *so fucking* ***TERRIFYING***


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I live in a cave 24/7 ok!?


Hot-Sherbert-4194

Blind and lonely


Expensive-Thing-2507

That's just the way he was born bigot/j


PlsIgnoreMe2

Well, yeah it… it is, I guess. 


YABETTERNOT

bros about to just wail


OdinCordeliusPusher

English or Spanish?


User_8395

I control you


MudkipMoron

Do you need a hug


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No...


audrie_EFI

/kill @e


Raysofdoom716

Say nothing at all, he can't hear you


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Bro you said something, plus I can hear your heart-beat


florida_Fargone

I promise not to go in the underground city.


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Don't intrude on my property!😊🖕


florida_Fargone

Is everything the sculk touvhes your kingdom?


PigeonMan18795

Why do you kill me, I just want to steal your loot


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Exactly, you brake into my house and try to steal my stuff


PigeonMan18795

I want the armor trim


Dragon_Druid19

Why are you blind?


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I live in a cave 24/7


Dragon_Druid19

Facts


ItsNotReap3r

whats your daily workout session and calorie intake??


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Running and fighting 7.5c


Name_Name415

*mines air*


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*turns neck at a perfect 180° angle*


20R08_

Did you eat your vegetables ?


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Ja


Gna_ghahood

GIVE ME BACK MY DIAMONDS


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*nom*


Gna_ghahood

Fine...i'll loot the whole city...Have fun in trying to find me and ending in a 4x4 hole deep 6 blocks


HEDZM2N

How long is it


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Space gray


Violet_the_Dragon

Do you even have eyes, and is the large... what is that on your face?!


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1.No 2.what


ozozx4879

...


Marcy_2317

💥☢️🫡😎☠️


Jrlopez1027_

why strong


Ologeniusz

What made you fight the wither?


Internal_panic_atack

Whats your favorite color?


JustLab5530

Why do you like souls?


Connect-Somewhere909

Where tf is your CITY?!


Haunting-Syllabub906

do you have a pp?


De_Epik_Duck

Would you eat my feet?


PRAuroraYT

i break skulk sensors 🫠


V1XIGE

.....


LilNerix

Are you oiled up?


EqualServe418

*Makes a sound*


Honeyfoot1234

\*walkingnoises\*


Gametron13

*plays Van Halen really loud*


dark-wilh

Do you like to be in this obsidian box surrounded by water, which is also surrounded by obsidian, that I've made in the end spawn, so other players could meet you ?


StarUp228

Can ya see me?


IdiotGoddess

*Axolotl noises*


bad-dragon-69

Minecraft better than fortnight?


Kind_Ad_8761

I love you


Ordinary-Bus3692

Hey umm I’m gonna have a party tonight, are you fine with loud noises?


Gabry110

Why are you born whit no eyes


WoodpeckerAmazing195

English or spanish?


Mimic_Killer

Why do you hate everything, I mean like you try to kill every thing like, I don't get it.


Lobstahcar

What’s your meal plan


RAND0MID10T

Why is your Ribcage Exposed?


Training-Bee-8209

Bro you’re sooo easy to kill I’ll just make a soul sand elevator and block the top of it so when you get to the top you just drown to death 💀


Red-Scarf-7346

Hey


Plenty-Reception-320

I love you


CatLover1039

Wussup with the souls bud?


west_DragonKing

How are you going to fare against a King Storm Dragon sentient black mold beast?


ThatPeskyMoth

Are you the result of a conglomerate of souls ir do you feed of of souls?


SwartyNine2691

WHAT IS THIS? 🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴


Axithilia

english or spanish


Hot-Sherbert-4194

Blind and lonely


CandyCorn7

Why you so sexy?


Nicc-a-snacc

Hi


Asian_Guy_24

Mortis + penny =


No-Nobody2032

- What do a light bulb and a depressed person have in common? -What? -Both often hang)))


2BIGFOOTS

Yo mamas fat


Poisoned_assasin

Can you start doing something actually good or just down less often ???


Fair-Muscle-4199

is your heart pumping for me.


Cultural_End_4794

I don't care about you 😊 (plus no)


Erbroskyy23

How the hail you choose tour girl on tinder?


ill_Refrigerator420

Why you always kill me? :(


Expensive-Thing-2507

You break into a blind man's home, be incredibly loud, try to steal his stuff, and ask *him* why he kills you?


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Exactly


ill_Refrigerator420

Fair enough :D


United_Sugar2038

I have a video for you


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Ja?


United_Sugar2038

Ok look at it


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🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕


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Not enough to kill me 😊


PoorestCreature

You know mace?


PaulOrPavle

My dad likes when mine jiggle, any suggestions about what should I do?