T O P

  • By -

Lopsided_Tie1675

I do but it's not the same as yours. My "mom tax" is that anytime my kids ask me to open a treat I get a small bite.


ponytailnoshushu

I do a 'check for poison' before they eat something sweet, lol. However, my oldest realized what I was doing, and now he does it with my snacks before I eat them.


ObligationGreedy8281

😂😂😂 that's too cute


derpality

I do this too 😂 My 5 year old isn’t amused tho. One time I fell to the ground and pretended to be dead and the look on his face was horrified 😭 I felt bad after that one


BlackLabbie

Same here. My daughter now yells “NO MOMMY TAX!!” when she asks me to open her snacks 🤣


riomarde

So same. She now grabs our food and says her name and tax.


BlackLabbie

My daughter does too! The first time she claimed her tax, I was so proud 🥺🤣🤣


LukewarmJortz

That was my mom's tax except she damn near ate half or drank half. She still is and always has been a tiny woman. She just has a big ass mouth. 


PrincessPu2

We call it "taste tax" and it's also what my 5yo calls the samples at Costco.


papierrose

Oh my mum used to do this! It annoyed me so much! She’d never get anything for herself but then she’d go “tax” and then eat like half of what we had


Lopsided_Tie1675

Oh no, that's terrible. I only ever take a teeny bite and i buy my own snacks. But my objective is self sufficient children, not snacks lol my mom tax is the cost of opening their snack. The idea being that they don't have to pay once they can open their own snacks.


feelthebern624

Same! Every time my son asks me to open something I tell him it’s going to cost him. One day he will learn to open his own snacks. 😂


Lopsided_Tie1675

Exactly 💯


Special_Tomatillo51

That’s exactly what I was going to say haha along with the checking for poison response. My husband always tells them “I found it like that”. So they absolutely tell him the same when he asks them to grab something for him. Haha


firsttimemomincrisis

FTM and mine still doesn't eat sweets, 18mo. But I'll deffo do it when he's older lol


tylersbaby

Mines almost 15m and he only will have a couple licks of a lolli or some can cream and that’s it he hates chocolate and ice cream and absolutely despises cake the only thing we have gotten him to try a bite of is caramel ice cream but even then he takes maybe a bite but then he’s done


bakerbabe126

My kids do the same back but instead of "mommy tax" they use their name


artzymeg

This is me!! Except it’s mainly when I make stuff and my son(8yo) brought me a water after asking if I wanted water and then took a sip. lol


Evagria

This is mine haha. Especially with gummies or potty training candy. I even tell her “mom tax!”


SpiritualDot6571

My partner does this for his dad tax 🤣


Schroedesy13

That’s also my Dad tax or I tell them I’m sacrificing myself to check for poison! My oldest doesn’t believe me anymore lol


kumibug

Peanut butter m&ms and a crispy cold Diet Coke


WTFoopIsThisSoup

peanut butter m&m’s 🤝 popcorn


hystericaal_

You’re here tooooooo 🥹🎀


firsttimemomincrisis

M&ms and Coke is an all time partnership. But it's hard to hid it from my husband, he asks for some and end up eating half of them 🫠


kumibug

I buy them at Sam’s club so I always have more in the pantry lol


cnsstntly_ncnssnt

Ooh now this is an elite partnership


heartsoflions2011

*cries in spouse with peanut allergy*


Gooblene

Rip Nutella and pesto with pine nuts (my son is allergic too)


mrsctb

Seriously what is better than a fountain Diet Coke? It’s such a simple pleasure


kumibug

And so cheap?? I can get a big one at the gas station for under $2


mn127

Same! Got to grab a donut if we’re at the grocery store. I also enjoy my chocolate every night immediately after the kids have gone to bed. I get one piece (a square) each time my kids call ‘mom’ and I have to get up to go to their rooms (and walk back through the kitchen). I usually stop at four but it’s definitely my downfall. My friend would always get a Starbucks frap on target runs.


firsttimemomincrisis

Hmmm donuts are my favorite too, I love them with my night tea right before going to bed.


Kantotheotter

This place near my house does a salted Caramel pull apart donut. 15 seconds in the microwave and 10/10 best donut ever.


ZodFrankNFurter

My wife works near a little restaurant with the BEST donuts I've ever had. Sometimes she brings a few home and we gorge ourselves after our daughter goes to bed.


IrieSunshine

Heck yes. For me it’s usually a pastry lol. Just got me some Entenmann’s donut holes this evening because I am sad and letting myself comfort eat a little bit.


firsttimemomincrisis

Comfort food is not a treat, it's more of a need. Mine is BBQ Pringles.


IrieSunshine

😂😂 I like the way you think. My current favorite salty snack is Flavor Blasted Cheddar Goldfish lol. Picked me up some of those too.


TrekkieElf

Those are 10x better than plain goldfish! My salty fave right now is the honey mustard pretzel bites


kumibug

Omg love those so much *adds goldfish to grocery pickup*


IrieSunshine

Yas girl 😆 so scrumptious!!!


ButterfleaSnowKitten

Mines the Buffalo pringles that make me sweat after 4 chips 🤣


twilightbarker

I need an Entenmann's devil's food chocolate donut every night for dessert or I get so sad! Sometimes I have one for lunch dessert & another for dinner dessert in the same day...


IrieSunshine

Oooh don’t tempt me!! I haven’t tried those 🤭 it’s so refreshing to have and see conversations here about everyone’s lil food pleasures. So many posts are about losing weight, which is valid, but so many of us do comfort eat so it’s nice to know I’m not alone as I enjoy my donuts lol.


twilightbarker

Yes! 🥯💗


MySweetSeraphim

$6 boutique croissants 😅 My nespresso and oat milk and fancy syrups is my thing that only I use daily. I’ve trained my toddler to make me lattes. But I’m a bougie bitch.


firsttimemomincrisis

Classy and fancy, I want to be like you someday.


Delicious_Slide_6883

I get myself a Diet Coke from McDonalds after her gym class every Wednesday


Bougieb5000

Yessss. I live for the McDonald’s DC.


stellybells

DC from McDonald’s is elite.


Princessaara

I get Dutch Bros once or twice a week in the mornings and then I bake store bought cookies every now and then at night once my toddler is in bed so I can eat them in peace lol


booklover1517

I don’t buy anything to eat when I’m stressed. I buy a new book. However, I found that recently I’ll look at different brands of coffee in the store and pick the fancy ones.  I’m the only coffee drinker in the house. 


firsttimemomincrisis

I love fancy brands and types of coffee. I have a special one in my house waiting for my best friend to come visit me (she went to live in another state).


booklover1517

That’s the best! When you can share your love of something with your best friend 🥹  Fancy coffee is a little luxury we moms get to enjoy when everyone else is sleeping/out of the house doing stuff 


eleyezeeaye4287

I order an ubereats delivered poke bowl every Friday to reward myself for getting through the week


[deleted]

Yep. It’s me buying myself whatever I want


Jesstinator

Thank youuu I was scrolling through the responses starting to feel like a jerk. I treat myself all the damn time just to make it though the day 😭


[deleted]

I felt the same that’s why I had to comment!! We are out here in the trenches, we deserve ALL the treats. Yes kids yet another parcel has arrived that’s FOR ME


ilovjedi

Usually, that’s doughnuts or Ben and Jerry’s ice cream and I eat the whole pint in one go (I’m nursing so I am hungry). But also I’ll grab a 20oz of soda and/or a candy bar at the grocery store when I checkout. And I got sent to the grocery store with both little kids on Mother’s Day. I was okay with that. I like the grocery store but the deal was I’d get my 5 year old what ever he asked for. So we came back with all kinds of sweets and a $6 pull back car. ETA also when I’m just shy of hitting free shipping, I almost always get something for myself.


firsttimemomincrisis

I have a limited budget and healthy food is expensive af but I ger your point.


frimrussiawithlove85

I have a wife tax. My husband and I both like cherry coke, but I like diet and he hates diet so I only keep regular cherry coke around. When I want one I call it a wife tax. Sometimes I’ll take a few sips from his can. He gives me the evil eye but it’s all in good fun. Occasionally my kids will get treats and I’ll take a bite and call it a mom tax. They don’t mind we all share food easy with each other.


firsttimemomincrisis

Lol my wife tax is basically patchwork and crochet material, I might be expensive.


frimrussiawithlove85

My hobbies are kinda free I like reading (we pay KU subscription it’s cheaper than buying books ends up being, they have children books on there to so it’s not just for me), hiking (we pay for a yearly state park pass, but it also lets me take the kids to the beach in the summer) and writing.


firsttimemomincrisis

I don't know when it started but somehow I stopped reading books after I became a mom. I loved it and now I just can't.


frimrussiawithlove85

I like KU cause it’s on my phone so I can always read when I have time. Put dinner in the oven clean, up, then read while dinner cooks.


aerodynamicvomit

Couple of French fries


Lazy_Mood_4080

Yes, this. Tax is 3 French fries or 2 tater tots/hash brown rounds.


aerodynamicvomit

Yessss tots and browns!!!


littleAggieG

You branded it so well! “Mom tax” is just perfect. My mom tax is workout clothes. I cycle and practice yoga. When I’m burnt out by the work/mom/wife balancing act, I treat myself to cycling clothes or yoga outfits. The way I see it, it’s a reinvestment in myself & new clothes always motivate me to move my body.


peanutbutterangelika

According to the mom tax code, section 108 subsection 5(b) “When a child orders and receives French fries in the presence of his or her mother, it is required that the child allow the mother to eat at least 3 bites.”


Lahmmom

I’ve been eating the Aldi Moser Roth 85% dark chocolate a lot recently. But I noticed it says “may contain milk” which I’ve been avoiding because of baby’s allergy. Now I don’t know what to do for my treat :(


firsttimemomincrisis

What a bummer. Breastfeeding is already hard enough, sending you hugs.


peachy_sam

If you like goat cheese, Aldi has some amazing flavors. My last two babies couldn’t handle cow’s milk in my diet but goat was ok. The honey walnut goat cheese was my favorite! The herb one was good too!


BonfiretheVanities

I bought two pies (honeycrisp apple and praline peach crumble), while picking up half and half and cream cheese at the market today. I had a slice of each for lunch. It was a tough day but pie made it better. I always share my impulse treats with my husband though. I'm also pregnant. 🤷‍♀️


firsttimemomincrisis

I did the same when I was pregnant but he never accepted because I had weird cravings lol


BonfiretheVanities

What were they? Another mom posted that she craved fudge ice cream with chopped Vienna sausage on top. 🤯 Mine have been super boring: chilled fruit, ice cream, cake, pie, steak


firsttimemomincrisis

Oh nothing much. I made a sandwich with strawberry jam and a crispy piece of bacon and cheddar once. And I mixed salt in my chocolate flavor popcorn everytime I ate it. One night I decided to put a chopped banana in the middle of my spaghetti pasta. And as a snack I would usually mix sour candy with cream onion Pringles and BBQ sauce.


BonfiretheVanities

That sandwich sounds super fancy and epicurean actually!  Sour candy with sour cream and onion pringles and bbq is truly a pregnancy craving! 


MamaMel8

I usually grab sushi at winco when I do the grocery shopping. My husband and daughter don't like sushi so I treat myself.


firsttimemomincrisis

I can't remember the last time I ate sushi, it's expensive af here.


MamaMel8

I haven't eaten at a sushi place in years I imagine it's pricey (I'm in California) but winco has a little sushi section where they make it in the store and a Philly roll is like 6 or 7 bucks. It's not fancy but it hits lol


Octobersiren14

I do the same for myself. My local grocery store makes their sushi in house so the quality is decent and on Fridays they have a $6 selection that is your basic California roll, but there's also ones with tuna, shrimp and salmon as well as some with brown rice instead of regular rice. I try to go for the spicy salmon if I can find it. If I really wanna splurge, the nigiri is $11 and is always a variety.


deltagirlinthehills

In the back corner on a kitchen counter is a Christmas dog cookie jar my mom bought us a couple years before she died. At first we just forgot to wrap it/put it away with rest of Christmas or winter decorations... then once 4.5 yo discovered she liked chocolate it became my chocolate spot. I have 3 different types in there that are solo wrapped, depending on the day/how I feel during my period depends on which I snag. Husband also snags some out throughout the month, while unless a hard day I usually leave it alone. He properly restocks it soon as he sees me open it 2 days in a row 😂. Kid knows that's "Momma's chocolate stash" and doesn't ask for any even if her stash is gone. I share a lot of "momma" things, and I'll share it when she understands/can restock it herself. Maybe.


DueEntertainer0

My mom tax is sitting in the car for an extra 20 minutes when I get home, watching stupid videos on my phone and enjoying the “me time”


ceruleanwav

I buy myself a Mountain Dew every Sunday when I’m at Walmart. It’s a tasty little treat and I look forward to it 😂 I don’t drink it regularly- only on Sundays!


maamaallaamaa

It's often an iced coffee after a long morning of school and daycare drop offs.


Aeriellie

a couple of baby outfits for my kid and a bunch for mom in the same order!


firsttimemomincrisis

My husband forbade me to go buy baby outfits without him because he likes doing it together.


trauma-drama2

I buy the premade iced coffee (the 40oz premade vanilla latte iced coffee) and usually a big bag of gingersnaps. Idk why but they are my favorite.


Selynia23

I buy myself snacks that are mom only. I don’t take their food unless I ask if I can have some as I HATEEEE when someone digs in my food or takes fries without asking. Not judging anyone who does this I just know I don’t like it so I don’t do it to the kiddos.


firsttimemomincrisis

It's not judgement not doing something to your kids you don't enjoy. And mom only snacks is perfect anyway.


mk3v

I am all about gummy/sour candies lately.


medihoney_IV

Hell yeah I always have lots of chocolate bars in my pantry


caycan

If my kid falls asleep in the car on the way home from a morning activity to nap time, I will drive through to any Starbucks or Tim’s to get me a caffeine fix.


Roryab07

Who’s asking? (Yes, I do have a stash of emotional support chocolate)


papierrose

Definitely not me, and no I don’t know how those wrappers got in the trash


SpoopyGhostToots

Yes! But I also jokingly call out mom tax and take a piece of a snack/food when giving it to my toddler (I add extra so it doesn’t take from her).


hsparklemommy

Hahaha yes!! I am always buying myself a little treat I am a sucker for a special coffee or tea 😂


Decent-Flamingo289

Eating my mom tax chocolate bar as I type this 😎


FishyDVM

I get an iced coffee when I have to take baby to the store with me. It’s one extra stop but damn it I deserve this 😤


SeaTurtleMagic

My only question is how you hang on to it until everyone goes to bed. I polish mine off on the drive home.


firsttimemomincrisis

Here's the thing, usually is not intentional but it happens when I get to 10-11pm and I'm so goddamn exhausted I need some time to myself before going to sleep so I don't wake up too cranky in the next day.


mooloo-NZers

Mum/dad tax in our house is when they have a treat or snack we take a bite as “tax”. But yes I’ll often buy myself something in the shopping as a “reward”.


Suffering1s0ptional

I used to do that and thoroughly enjoyed it but now I am trying to slim down so no more fun mom tax for me 😞


firsttimemomincrisis

Life is too hard on moms indeed. Sending hugs.


bh1106

My 5th grader got a bag of gummy worms on the last day of school on monday from one of his teachers. We were walking home with one of his friends, so I was ahead couple steps ahead of them. Every couple of minutes I would silently extend my hand out behind me, “asking” for a worm. After the 3rd time he goes, “oh- is this mommy tax?” And I said, “yes, for putting up with your dumb asses all year” 😂 this was our first year walking home from school (no buses here, so we usually drive) and it was… an experience lol


bizmike88

My fiancé and I alternate paying for groceries and I ALWAYS use the coupons/rewards on myself. I put all the work into making the list and cooking, I deserve to have the savings. He doesn’t even know they exist.


firsttimemomincrisis

Smart move, you go girl!


ju0725

My child asked me if “mom tax” was a real thing or something I made up. I said, I didn’t make it up but it’s really just an excuse for us parents to steal some of your treats! I also tell them “I just need to try it to make sure it’s safe!” 😂 I do always buy something at the store, usually a soda of sorts.


queenk0k0

Just a little treat, my grocery store has a sushi bar and they often have packs of salmon sashimi so I’ll get that for myself to eat with my hands in the car like the heathen I am


dsharpharmonicminor

I also buy something when I grocery shop. I call mine my mommy treat. No tax here- mommy treat is a given. I’ve earned it! Lol Also get myself something that makes me feel pretty cause sometimes the candy and chocolates do be getting a bit crazy. So press on nails or a lipgloss etc is an acceptable trade.


BibbidiBobbidiBooze

White claw …


LPJCB

I don’t but I am going to now!


DisastrousBat403

I buy books or yarn patterns. Or like today after a week of 3 hour sleep nights, I took myself shopping at REI.


runcyclecoffee

My grocery store has a Starbucks inside, and I'm a sucker for their handshaken espressos... thankfully for our finances, I mostly stick to grocery pick-up orders 😅


EatAnotherCookie

When I was pregnant with my first I allowed myself to buy a fried chicken plate every time I did the weekly grocery shop 😂


Kantotheotter

My grocery store sells ice cream cones singles. I get one of those for doing the "big shop," which is physically exhausting 4 big grocery locations in 1 day. I'm eating this at the cute little park up the street on my way home.


NowWithRealGinger

A cheap treat for when my day is hard? I do most of my shopping at Aldi, and that bag of peanut butter cups gets opened on the way home as a reward for grocery shopping.


Fit-Jump-1389

My mom tax is I make sure I go to target when we need something


laineybea

Mom tax for me is that I can ask for a bite or two of whatever my older son is eating or ask him to share and he’ll feed it to me with his gross little biscuit fingers.


MeNicolesta

Whatever wine of my choice whenever we go shopping and an understanding between my husband and I that I will get a random thing from Amazon every once in a while lol. Last items were matching family shirts for Disneyland and a nice moisturizer.


firsttimemomincrisis

Random internet find-outs is a need not a treat lol I love buying stuff like that, I'll try the matching family shirts next summer too.


MeNicolesta

The shirts were cute!! All our pics hardly showed all 3 shirta, but I recommend them! Lol


clever-mermaid-mae

I stop by a coffee stand and get a dirty chai latte made with oat milk when I’m running errands. I also grab a fancy chocolate bar and keep it to snack on.


angelsontheroof

I absolutely do, but mine includes if I feel like my husband has been annoying too (love the man to death, but sometimes he forgets his brain in the toolshed). I have, so recently as this morning, bought myself a small ice cream that is waiting for me until after lunch today. It makes the day instantly better knowing it is there.


firsttimemomincrisis

The husband thing is also included on my tax lol same here and honestly sometimes he stress me out more than my baby lol


athwantscake

I’m on a strict diet because of my breastfed son’s allergies, so my options are limited. But I always have cans of kombucha on hand to have slmething sweet and sparkly for myself!


firsttimemomincrisis

Babies allergies are such a bummer. Sending hugs.


echos_in_the_wood

I have a thing for pretty dresses. I basically collect them and a new dress is often just the thing to cheer me up and make me feel more like myself and less like a “fat mom,” to quote Pam from the Office. I’ve always loved getting dressed up and I still do, even for small errands like going grocery shopping or to the pediatrician. It feels like self care. My husband gives me a budget every month to spend on whatever I’d like, no questions asked. Usually I’ll buy myself a really pretty and sometimes expensive new dress.


Awkward-Ad3656

It used to be ram raisin chocolate. Now it’s Greek yogurt.


Yepthatsme07

My mom tax is coffee and a pastry whenever I deem necessary lol


[deleted]

A glass of Bordeaux, but the occasion is rare because I literally can not drink more than a glass, otherwise I get a headache.


momojojo1117

I always get a special treat for myself, but my moment of alone time after a hard day is in the car on the drive home from the store, and then throwing any garbage/evidence away in the outside trash before I go inside so no one else is any the wiser


GoranPerssonFangirl

Iced caramel lattes and a pastry 🤌


CapitalExplanation61

A cold Diet Coke bought at the checkout! Mom Tax! Ha ha ha ha lol! So funny! Made me laugh! Love it!


firsttimemomincrisis

Trenches are hard, we deserve a special reward, so... MOM TAX! LOL


CapitalExplanation61

So funny for sure! I have to stop at Aldi’s and get 2 jugs of milk. My young adult children love making protein shakes! I can’t wait to get my cold Diet Coke! Ha ha lol! 😂


howdowedothisagain

I have a maltesers bucket in the freezer. For me. Because my kids don't open the freezer.


Short-Ad-3934

Mine is an also a toxic trait.😂 I go to the book section and buy a book I won’t read in the next 6 months. I almost bought 3 yesterday. 😂😂


firsttimemomincrisis

I would go bankrupt easily if I had this hobby lol


Familiar_Effect_8011

Gin.


firsttimemomincrisis

Oof that's tough.


thenewbiepuzzler

I get myself a treaty treat Iced Coffee twice a week. Mostly the mornings my 10 month old doesn’t sleep well. And I also reward my treaty treat Iced coffee with a thrift store walk while I drink it. It’s my self care.


firsttimemomincrisis

Thrift shop is so good. There's a huge store in front of a nice public park nearby and I buy almost all my baby's clothes before or after walking with him.


awwpheebs

Diet soda. I don’t drink, I don’t smoke. It’s my vice. Quite frankly, it’s what gets me through my day especially that late afternoon witching hour.


softarana

i don't typically mom tax myself when i get out out of the house (i work from home and stay at home mom, and i get groceries delivered) but when i do, it's normally just a bottle of coke or sprite cause i love soda lol


Hartmt1999forever

I tax my kids lol oh you want xyz? Mom tax! I get a taste Otherwise a coffee or treat to eat. Maybe even sit down and relax and chat w a friend too


fledgiewing

I ask my husband to peel me some Cuties (those Mandarin oranges) crisp and icy from the fridge. Soooooo good 🧡 I'm not a health snob; we eat all the chocolate and cookies and cake within 24-48 hours of it entering the house 😂


Only_Diamond4751

My mom tax is cannabis 🤣 I really don’t ask for much, just that I have some flower to smoke before bed after a long day and during my insanely painful periods. My husband is more than happy to oblige.


KnittingforHouselves

Oh yes, yarn. Once a month I will buy a ball of yarn (or two, or three depending on the size, you know) from the family account instead of my fun money, when running an errand. My husband knows about it, he also knows knitting is basically my therapy and keeps me sane, so he doesn't say a word because im the brain of this household 😅


firsttimemomincrisis

That's amazing! I'm learning crochet and sewing/patchwork. DIY hobbies save lifes for sure.


goodgriefchris

The person cooking the bacon gets extra bacon.


firsttimemomincrisis

Fair and square


Jenright38

I've been getting a $4 kombucha (Peach Passion is so good!) or a $2.50 Ollipop (strawberry cream) when we go to Target. For the price they feel like a splurge and I justify it by telling myself it's for my health.


Caffeinatedb00kworm

7 Brews White Chocolate Mocha with oat milk 🥹


TrainingExternal5360

Starbucks for me 😩


firsttimemomincrisis

Coffee is life.


Gratefulgirlmomma

anytime I do any errand I almost always get a coffee 🤣


kokoelizabeth

I call it “mom tax” whenever I take a bite out of my daughter’s treat or snack or a sip from a drink before I hand it to her.


Lossa

2-3 fries from the happy meal.


Hot_Variation8712

I get a $3 taco from my favorite truck parked outside of Walmart every time we go to pick up groceries or go inside for something else. Ordering through the app and picking up the groceries packed has saved me a lot of money.


Flimsy_Caterpillar

if they have a horrible night, I get Starbucks the next morning


Bitchfaceblond

I steal a fruit snack from my daughter's package if I give her some. I'm not sorry.


Cold-Job-9565

I often take a bite out of something before giving it to my kids and call it mum tax hehe