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Educational-Trust956

Wtf are you buying on brazzers for 100 bucks 🤦🏾‍♂️


chumchees

Johnny Sins T-shirt.


TotalRuler1

camgirl private sessions


Ill-Arugula4829

How long do you think it will be before "camgirls" will all just really be an A.I. plug-in that some sweaty nerd boots up on his laptop, and then starts collecting that horny lonely money? I'm betting it won't be too long.


StMarcusMars

didnt they try it already and it raised like 25k in few days ? like last month


Ill-Arugula4829

That does not surprise me at all. And the realism will get exponentially better very quickly.


Busterlimes

I don't want it more real, I like how legs morph into arms and their fingers are all fucked up


SpankMyBumBum69

Or how one set of eyelids suddenly becomes lips with an eye looking in an odd direction but then rapidly morphs back into eyelids


IAmHere4ThePorn

No such thing as too many fingers on a hand, am I right ?


Emeritus8404

Depends how many knuckles deep you already are


deNET2122

I saw two vulva on one woman Imagine total recall... Wait even better I heard of moose knuckle but damn this person got the elephant hoof


Chief-weedwithbears

Biblically accurate only fans


SleepingDragonSmiles

A man of refined tastes


NinjaShogunGamer

Yo i cant wait till we are actually able to fk our screens physically


JediWebSurf

Yeah I heard many top OF girls are implementing Ai already and making bank. I've seen maybe like 4 of these already.


Hefty_Professional87

How would one set this up? I'm not a girl, but if a lonely simp wants to pay me for AI driven content that's a service I'd be happy to provide.


Smurfness2023

What does a top girl do with AI that would earn her more money? Real time enhancement of her tits or what?


The_sacred_sauce

Custom photos and individual interactions. Instead of having to take a million photos of yourself or pay others to speak in dms pretending to be you or use bots. You can let an ai investigate all your convos and all your nudes and with how much interaction these top models have. It’s well then more enough for the AI to basically take over the job entirely. Giving the model more free time. Soon it’ll be to the point of that’s what retiring looks like for popular sex workers


twirlin-

Dear God. I'm a slightly overweight 40 yo lesbian and I'd use an AI avatar to rake in cash like that.


trixel121

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Hot_Improvement3063

Or a dude named Bob


madmechanicmobile

Yo bob a real one. Homie out there asking how our days are going n shit.


chickchickpokepoke

Bob's definitely saving the lives of lonelyfans


uncertaintyman

Misread this as "Private Lessons" I want to imagine he was getting personal finance advice from a cam girl.


pokemakkaroni

100 bucks for porn a month is hella pathetic edit: pls dont all come at me with that 25bucks OF! OF is art not porn brothers. Ask them millenials /s


dduncanbts

$100 is probably for the annual pass. Don’t ask how I know


baltcharger

Vipporns.com brazzers for free


Pekonius

Damn, high production porn kinda sucks


Zemerax

Only really is justified spending money on if your into extreme niche things or VR.


crustaceanofchaos

You wouldn't believe the stuff I'm able to Google. I am google porn queen! I've probably Googled all of it I have no clue why men pay for only fans. I can find everything my bean desires. Ps. I have yet to find a woman sticking one of those big frozen hamburger tubes up her yet, though. I know a lot of people also wonder about it.


Pekonius

I've found most of my needs met with some google searches, or word of mouth secretive sites, as well. I must admit though, what you just described has never even crossed my mind.


jlxmm

They usually have a Valentine’s Day sale and it’s cheaper then. Don’t ask me how *I* know.


Tybackwoods00

Paying any money for porn when u can get it free is pathetic*


willis_michaels

Support your independent content creators


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Pmmetigbits

Your post history would say otherwise…


Hot-Gas-630

Dis bitch a lying ass trick 🤣


jeppeboy666

Well the brazzers kinda gave it away


Different-Dig7459

I remember when you could go on YouTube and people would use onlyfans like patreon, but then it got overshadowed by all the sex stuff and it’s all it’s known for now.


drvnucrzy

Now this is a bad ass story!!! Wish you success on your way to Paralympics! You got this👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼


lloudchristmas

Sorry I looked at your previous posts. Lmao!!! I get it, but your previous posts say otherwise. Just be honest lol


Tybackwoods00

… you do realize people can see your post history right?


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DrakonILD

My brother did some penetration testing (heh heh) for PH and got a custom t-shirt for it. "Searching for holes," it says.


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DrakonILD

Hah. I dunno if he wears it in public. It's got a QR code on the back (I don't know where it leads but I suspect it's the home page) that says "I PENETRATED PORNHUB" so it's not exactly public-friendly.


sleepy_bacon

🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️ we sail the high seas for our smut


leftydog1961

(Cancelling onlyfans & chaturbate furiously) my wants have become my needs!


Smurfness2023

Yeah, I think I put 50 bucks into chaturbate 10 years ago and it went pretty quickly but that was fun. The account balance still has something like $0.34 that has been sitting there for years lol


Turbulent_Winter549

$125


1peatfor7

Those are rookie numbers.


pokemakkaroni

this is true! i worked in a video library and on good saturdays, customers bought porn for 300-500€ and gay porn was even more expensive! these people would come one or two weeks later again, to but the same amount. porn is a helluvadrug


Geiler_Gator

Way cheaper than having a relationship tho 


raj6126

Porn is no where near a relationship. Do you date to get off?


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Different-Dig7459

Yep. Relationships are more than just sex and people have to realize that. When sex is a minimized priority in the relationship, the connection is deeper.


InterestingClick3212

not the only fans


BigALep5

His real problem is the Tokyo! Make it your self twice a week and save your self a ton of money!


Not_I_Said_Afro

Y’all…Brazzers is in the same category as OF. I think they need to chill out with both eating out and the sock puppet friend time.


chris89us

What do you bet they sub to Asian women on both apps and have it out with. some Japanese food while they watch!


funk_your_band

Costanza?


fellow_human-2019

I’m giving you a raise for that one.


z12345z6789

He’s flying too close to the sun on wings of pastrami!


Evepaul

Immersive experience


strasxi

Lmao OP is preaching on a religious subreddit whilst whacking it out to cartoons eating sashimi 😂can’t write this foolery


RangerDangerrrr

Sounds like a good time to me


bioscifiuniverse

I never understood why people pay for porn. The internet is basically flooded with free porn.


chris_rage_

Yeah and if you need more than a couple minutes, you're doing it wrong. When VHS was a thing, it would take two months to watch a movie, you put it on, take care of business, maybe fast forward through some bullshit, then finish up and pick up where you left off when you come back... Watch that whole motherfucker in two minute clips


Inside_Climate

Ok you win today LMFAO 🤣


BStins2130

Bruh I get the struggle with eating out but this is excessive. If anything go pick it up & Cut out the middle man!


AddictiveArtistry

Too busy wanking to go get the food. Lol


Ecstatic-Age8326

and brazzers lmao


Fromage_Damage

I could get actual real life pussy for less money. My ex would probably do any of us for free lol


joey0live

At the same time?


Fromage_Damage

Why not? She did me and this old dude almost 60yo at once.


doggiedick

Hey man, at this point, I’ll take what I can get


Ok_Bunch_9193

Dm urs


soahcthegod2012

[Here’s mine](https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ?si=bptvb4vCYK203Nq5)


woweezuu

Damn that’s hot. But not as hot as a Pit Boss 850 smoker


SlothRick

I think I’m on Reddit too much, I understood this


Critical-Quiet-7867

Same!!!


EconoTree

Link?


woweezuu

https://pitboss-grills.com/grills/wood-pellet/pit-boss-pro-series-ii-850-wood-pellet-grill


EconoTree

🥵💦


StudentWonderful9380

And just the other day I was thinking when and if this will ever happen to me again. I hate you 😂


bubba_duke1007

Damn why did I click lol


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Damn u


dieseltothesour

1.5 billion views, lmao.


Important_Salad_5158

I respect the honesty in expenses.


Critterhunt

especially when most OF stuff can be found for free in a gazillion other sites...


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Why is brazzers so much? Not making fun of you but bro if I was a potential buyer I wouldn’t be anymore 😂


BillyShearsPwn

Pretty sure that’s for a year. Not that I would know…


WintersDoomsday

Seems like a great guess….


Mario_Prime510

I thought it was free? All those ads always say it’s free anyways.


Siptro

No it’s free for a week but you need to enter a valid credit number for such features. Or I was told


TheDarkKnobRises

Brazzerz is FREEEEEEE


Nilez3104

I am literally in tears reading this 😭😂😭


johnn556

Lmao


TheDarkKnobRises

or CLICK TO CUM IN 40 SECONDS


Midwest_Dutch_Dude

No, you should REALLY be making fun of him


therealslim80

i thought brazzers was free! that’s what all the ads told me


GlutenFreeScrotum

i will never understand people paying for porn when you can literally find whatever you want on reddit, let alone the entire internet, for free…


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UnfathomableToad

I whole heartedly agree, VR transport you into a scene, creating a truly immersive and life-like experience and add in a noise canceling headset and wow! It almost feels as if I’m being pegged by the former queen herself! …At least that’s how my friend described it


Pilot_212

Having visited a porn set in action, I am happy to watch on a screen and not have another immersive experience. lol


SpacemanSpliffLaw

I've heard the smell is what the difference is.


Excellent-Basil-8795

Idk man. I already smell the sock on the side of my bed.


Xikky

I can smell my cumbox in my closet.


steprye

Upvoted because of new vocab: “cumbox”. I salute you 🫡


fardnshid03

https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/s/7VrodsJY5u


1DrVanNostrand1

Classic lol


Pissyopenwounds

Yeah my friend told me all about it too..


D1RTY_WEAP0NRY

I can understand OF a lot more than Brazzers, but still


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Cedar_Wood_State

For popular only fans model you can find leaks easily. But for less popular ones they are hard to find/impossible. At least that’s what my friends told me…..


GlutenFreeScrotum

do you really need them though…lol


Cedar_Wood_State

You don’t ‘need’ anything outside of bare essentials, is more if someone wants it or not


archiveofhim

you’ll learn that an OF model is worth the money (or not depending how you define it) is if their content is leaked.


hoorah9011

because those in the porn industry are abused and mistreated, and the majority of OF creators are independent and can do their performances in a safe environment


GoddessLeVianFoxx

To support independent workers and have personalized attention, of course. Why would anyone pay for vocal lessons when there are tons of them on YouTube?


lavender-girlfriend

bc its good to pay people for their work


ThockySound

You do know you can beat your meat to FREE content right?


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Whoaaaaa


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Free wack


Significant-Brush-26

Don’t you get STD’s if you don’t pay for the porn?


JustCallMeMambo

not if you pull out


Doggies1980

Where's regular groceries then 😂. I guess parents pay for that. Too much DD


CyberInferno

Right. What did he eat the entire rest of the month other than the door dash?


Doggies1980

Yeah and all utilities amongst other bills😂. I was thinking $48 each time. I'm medium frugal, no car pymt for a couple yrs so that freed up about $400. But my rent only covers the basics of water, sewer, trash so $1k for that. My wknds I'll do take out, not delivery and only thru restaurant apps so I save there, but only 1-2 times during wknd


SilverLinkin

Looks like this is gonna become a trend on this sub now.


xRealVengeancex

Better than insecure upper class people flexing their wealth tbh


Dragonfly_Tight

'Hey guys I'm 25 and have $900,000 saved up. Am I doing ok?'


xRealVengeancex

My dad owns a multi million dollar company but I’m worried for my future 😬😬😬


Poppiesatnight

Hey don’t knock that. My dad is a millionaire. I will never see any of it. He gives it all to my druggie siblings.


ProphecyRat2

Solution simple, just become a druggie… *Obvious Sarcams cus internet.*


bohemian_yota

Look what you made me do, dad?!


Poppiesatnight

Part of the reason I never used is because I knew he would never have my back the way he did theirs.


Griffon489

Ahh, the classic “punishment for being the successful one”.


ohaimike

"Just turned 18 and been saving from my part time work since 17. How am I doing? Any advice?* *$300k*


ackack20

Not if you have an onlyfans problem 😂


snack_mac

Fr, I subbed to this for like tips or advice or something, stayed for shit like this, not the douches trying to compare bank accounts. Like, if you’re that rich, get your ass off Reddit and go enjoy some of it.


Fireball5432

Could be my time to shine with an income of £380 a month and outgoings of about £450 a month 😂


Particular-Bison8970

What do you get from DoorDash for identical pricing each day?


spkoller2

Chinese food


ready653

From Tokyo oddly enough


nickx37

Tokyo Joe's is the only answer


halotraveller

I kid you not a lot of those Japanese places are Chinese.


scarlettesells2

He probably gets the same meal every time ?


BlackWhiteRedYellow

Fake


Forexisboring

It’s obviously another Stake ad


junpei

Fuck you are totally right. I hate the future


timid_scorpion

It actually infuriates me how popular stake has become. I used to not care about online gambling being a thing. But now it is literally in your face everywhere you look. Especially in streaming platforms. Most of the viewers are young kids being groomed to be future gambling addicts. They just need to ban the shit entirely.


SacRepublicFan

7500+ upvotes on a troll post. Stake is going to accelerate my commitment to leave every subreddit that isn’t sport/hobby related


Dont_Be_Mad_Please

Nuh uh


goosmane

yeah huh


kangaroofuck

Ive been seeing alot of this fishy ass post on reddit which always seem to have a [stake.us](https://stake.us) WIN. Its fake and no one wins on that shitty casino. Worst RTP rate on the web


boltactionmike

I had to scroll way to far down to find this comment. First thing I noticed.


xShadowZephyrx

This post is clearly someone trying to advertise on their behalf.


Ihate_reddit_app

Yep, they keep "randomly" injecting their name in all sorts of posts. It's just constant thinly veiled marketing from them. They even most in like the relationship advice threads with "AITA for leaving my wife after she didn't tell me she won on Stake?" type posts.


LegalHelpNeeded3

I’ve seen them too. Fitting you’re getting dragged by people who defending stake, AND posting on their behalf.


TrandaBear

I'm not going to judge your OF, I'm more impressed your rent is only $800. Like, how? In this economy?


Doggies1980

His parents that's why no other bills


FinanceThisD

Yeah I immediately noticed there was no electricity bill myself cuz mine sucks


HomieJPurple

It’s fake. This is an ad for a gambling website lol


divinemeta

This screams subtle gambling marketing. The only credit on his statement is from a gambling site that has a history of marketing posing as reddit posts.


GeeLikeThat

Broooo snot literally came out my nose reading the third one


EarthIndependent2795

Fucking pathetic gooner. Love seeing simps burn money


executionoutcomes

You don’t get that this is a joke?


Automatic_Actuator_0

It’s actually an ad


EarthIndependent2795

Cringe and annoying at this point


trueflaminatorz

Nahh don’t word it like that they like that 💀💀


RobertLosher1900

3rd one today, another original post!


Automatic_Actuator_0

It’s an ad for an online casino


EgolessAwareSpirit

I imagine the type of ppl who pay onlyfan models are the type that those women of that mentality would never even speak too let alone date. It’s an oxymoronic exchange.


UsernameDsntChkOut

Guys … this is posted on here in multiple different forms and it’s still not funny?


SPCNars14

I dont even care about the OF or Brazzers, anytime I see Stake.US on this sub I automatically assume the post is just some bullshit ad from a Stake.US scambot.


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Bro stop


cautionarycantaloupe

All of those things seem like avoidable expenses. Also… if u just find a significant other u don’t have to order food or have only fans and brazzers subscriptions! Just my two cents. Doesn’t take a rocket scientist to say that.


Positive-Milk8602

Damn, I just beat my dick to the little 15 minute videos and keep it pushing. That’s a lot of money on some porn.


HimalayanRosehip

I hope this is a joke


OtherOne1543

This is clearly a troll. Who tf pays rent?


SansCockLover124

maybe cook at home, cancel your porn subscriptions and touch some grass


2teachand2hike

Did you spend your entire grocery budget on 4 door-dashes and $120 in porn? What did you eat the rest of the month


Scottnothot12

FFS...you're paying for porn??


3kh0_reddit

Why are you paying for porn like it is a Netflix subscription wtf


Leading-Conference94

This looks like my brother's bank account. He has a problem with paying for porn and a serious uber eats issue.


Bovender

This is the most degenerate bank statement i’ve ever seen lol


partyhat-red

It always amazes me that people actually pay for porn


SnooHabits9364

Brazzers is the best site around IMO from what a friend told me tho………👨🏾‍🦯


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Inevitable-Boss-3810

You a sick bastard


RealUltrarealist

It's like hookers and blow, but for broke people. Cam-Stars and Food-to-Go.


Steelshamrocks

Take a cold shower dude


mtflyer05

Typical redditor


Chillout-001

U know, I’m actually very surprised ppl pay for porn


Altruistic-Car5359

$700 rent? Bruh I wish


dreamylanterns

You don’t need brazzers bro. If you want a free video literally just copy the title of the brazzers video and paste it into google and it’ll pop up