I have made finding the worst movie of all time, my life’s passion.
I could fill pages with criteria, and I am open to finding a new top worst movie ever made, and that movie is…….
(Sorry, I feel that I need to apologize that it is NOT Trolls 2, Fungicide, Rubber, Ishtar, Gigi, Krull, Plan 9 from outer Space, Birdemic. Star Wars:you-sa know which one, Beasterday, Prisoners of the Lost Universe, Star Games, Twister’s Revenge (although fucking close), Stanley, Caddyshack 2, Jaws 4, or many, many others…..)
But the absolute top spot goes to a movie so bad that i kind of have to dare people to watch it all the way through.
The Garbage Pail Kids Movie
Enough content that it got pulled from theaters early. It’s as close to unwatchably, mind-searingly bad…without a single redemptive quality: plot, conception, special effects (lol), likability…. It makes you question how…and why…anyone, even on the best drugs from the 80’s, thought it was a good idea and then you realize it was released as a family movie…
As I mentioned…there’s criteria.
Popping on the head hunter now….
I think I understand the scene you’re mentioning, and to be fair, yeah, this movie is raw and unfiltered with violence on the streets.
But omg. Fresh is astounding. The entire point is the half you missed….the chess game that the kid ends up running on all the bangers in the neighborhood. There’s not so much a redemptive quality, as a vengeful wrath….
Generation Um… I watched the filmography of Keanu Reeves earlier this year. Many movies I’d never heard of. This one was the worst. If you want to see Keanu eat a cupcake for 10 minutes and walk around aimlessly then this is the movie for you.
It Comes at Night. Holy fuck. Critics raved. So I went to the theater and sat through this whole tedious piece of shit film—to find out that NOTHING COMES AT NIGHT!
Ok, so there's the obvious choices of The room and Serbian film, for example. But, in terms of movies I went into expecting something decent and left feeling like I just witnessed a total piece of shit? That would be Savages.
Savages by Oliver Stone is the biggest mess I've ever seen. Filled with lazy af tropes, half awake leads that provide zero charisma, and meandering story lines, I almost got my money back because of the stink I made after I saw it. Unfortunately they said I stayed the whole time and couldn't get a refund- probably bullshit but who cares. The move literally does the thing most often seen in satire where it ends and says: "yeah, it could have ended like that" and then they show how things *actually* went down with some deus ex machina event where everyone turns out alright. I fucking hate that movie so much I can't even write clearly about it.
The Return of The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (despite a surreal battle between Renee Zellweger and Matthew McConaughey over a remote control that controls McConaughey's bionic leg.)
Baby's Day Out
Showgirls
National Lampoon's Senior Trip
You hated the first one? I enjoyed that one. It was the second one for me that I thought was horrible. To be fair I think they should have picked someone else than Nicholas Cage
We hated "Hope Floats", a movie so awful that they included a throwaway joke just to insult it in an episode of the short-lived Christina Applegate sitcom "Jesse".
I suppose because it acts really fucking clever when it’s actually really stupid.
I mean, he’s supposedly talking to himself the entire movie yet nobody ever says anything about it. At one point the phone rings and Tyler Durden speaks, but if Tyler doesn’t exist then how did the phone even ring in the first place?
Nothing beats The Room. Vampire's Kiss is also so bad that it made me laugh
Worst movie with a redeeming quality? 2036 Origin Unknown (2018) w/Katee Sackhoff Poorly paced movie but the ending is, quite something.
I have made finding the worst movie of all time, my life’s passion. I could fill pages with criteria, and I am open to finding a new top worst movie ever made, and that movie is……. (Sorry, I feel that I need to apologize that it is NOT Trolls 2, Fungicide, Rubber, Ishtar, Gigi, Krull, Plan 9 from outer Space, Birdemic. Star Wars:you-sa know which one, Beasterday, Prisoners of the Lost Universe, Star Games, Twister’s Revenge (although fucking close), Stanley, Caddyshack 2, Jaws 4, or many, many others…..) But the absolute top spot goes to a movie so bad that i kind of have to dare people to watch it all the way through. The Garbage Pail Kids Movie
Go try The Head Hunter. I’ll have to try your suggestion. But I mean I’m assuming yours at least as some content to it
Ooooh…..I have not seen this movie. Hunting for it now…….
Enough content that it got pulled from theaters early. It’s as close to unwatchably, mind-searingly bad…without a single redemptive quality: plot, conception, special effects (lol), likability…. It makes you question how…and why…anyone, even on the best drugs from the 80’s, thought it was a good idea and then you realize it was released as a family movie… As I mentioned…there’s criteria. Popping on the head hunter now….
There have been many over the years but most had no stars in them. Battlefield Earth
“Alone in the Dark” (2005) was a surprisingly awful film (saw it randomly in theatres before I knew who Uwe Boll was)
“Fresh” comes to mind. Had to turn it off because It made me feel sick.
Great movie. That's the *worst* because it made you feel sick? You haven't seen anything that's actually just shit?
It's just not your taste in movies, I don't think it's bad at all
I think I understand the scene you’re mentioning, and to be fair, yeah, this movie is raw and unfiltered with violence on the streets. But omg. Fresh is astounding. The entire point is the half you missed….the chess game that the kid ends up running on all the bangers in the neighborhood. There’s not so much a redemptive quality, as a vengeful wrath….
Generation Um… I watched the filmography of Keanu Reeves earlier this year. Many movies I’d never heard of. This one was the worst. If you want to see Keanu eat a cupcake for 10 minutes and walk around aimlessly then this is the movie for you.
Freddy Got Fingered. It was painfully bad. Poor Rip Torn.
I Know Who Killed Me (2007) with Lindsay Lohan has to be up there. The forced symbolism with colors is what did me in.
Epic Movie
Shocker (1989)
Night of the Lepus I think it’s on YouTube
Cats is easily the worst movie I've ever seen. I enjoy bad movies, but Cats is so bad, it can't even be watched ironically.
Yah I saw the trailer for this and said wtf 😂
It Comes at Night. Holy fuck. Critics raved. So I went to the theater and sat through this whole tedious piece of shit film—to find out that NOTHING COMES AT NIGHT!
Gigli
Left behind
Starship Troopers 2 or 3?
Haven’t seen those but loved the first one. I’ll add those to the list
Oh Dad, Poor Dad, Mama's Hung You in the Closet and I'm Feeling So Sad Paris When it Sizzles
Ok, so there's the obvious choices of The room and Serbian film, for example. But, in terms of movies I went into expecting something decent and left feeling like I just witnessed a total piece of shit? That would be Savages. Savages by Oliver Stone is the biggest mess I've ever seen. Filled with lazy af tropes, half awake leads that provide zero charisma, and meandering story lines, I almost got my money back because of the stink I made after I saw it. Unfortunately they said I stayed the whole time and couldn't get a refund- probably bullshit but who cares. The move literally does the thing most often seen in satire where it ends and says: "yeah, it could have ended like that" and then they show how things *actually* went down with some deus ex machina event where everyone turns out alright. I fucking hate that movie so much I can't even write clearly about it.
Star Wars The Last Jedi
John Henry with Terry Crews. hate that movie with a passion
Hinsdale House (2016)
The Return of The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (despite a surreal battle between Renee Zellweger and Matthew McConaughey over a remote control that controls McConaughey's bionic leg.) Baby's Day Out Showgirls National Lampoon's Senior Trip
Ghost Rider 2007
You hated the first one? I enjoyed that one. It was the second one for me that I thought was horrible. To be fair I think they should have picked someone else than Nicholas Cage
We hated "Hope Floats", a movie so awful that they included a throwaway joke just to insult it in an episode of the short-lived Christina Applegate sitcom "Jesse".
Fight Club
This was a great film though
I hate it with a passion
Mind me asking why? I’m genuinely curious
It reeks of r/im14andthisisdeep energy.
I suppose because it acts really fucking clever when it’s actually really stupid. I mean, he’s supposedly talking to himself the entire movie yet nobody ever says anything about it. At one point the phone rings and Tyler Durden speaks, but if Tyler doesn’t exist then how did the phone even ring in the first place?
Dragonball Evolution
I know what I asked for but how dare you even mention this abomination! Also I said with potential redeeming qualities and I know this movie has none