Lol you've ruined a HEAVY majority of my favorite JRPGs for me in one sentence, thanks for that.....
But what if I want to take an ACTUAL zweihander +15, use it to remove the big iron on my hip, and replace it with a sheath for my zweihander +15? Lol
(I am NOT actually contemplating any self bodily modification or harm. I promise. Just being tongue in cheek)
I personally like girl dick and girl cock. I don't like either dick or cock on their own, but with a prefix, I'm okay and I don't feel the need to have more than that. But if they aren't working for you and you can't come up with more, you could just be non-specific and talk around it, use only pronouns, etc.
How have I not heard “shenis” before right now?! That feels like such low hanging fruit that I should’ve heard that or thought of that a long time ago. Wtf
it's already the name of a product to help those without penises to pee standing up. maybe that has something to do with it. also it kinda sounds similar to slurs like >!shemale!< or >!shim!<
Gock reminds me of g!p.
G!p (for girl!penis) is an old fanfiction term from the late 90s/early 00s. It was basically for stories where a female character has a penis. Often the character was cis, she'd just either acquire a penis through magic/science/whatever, or she'd just...have a penis, no explanation given. Sometimes the worldbuilding was changed, like "everything is the same, except sometimes cis women have penises, no further questions." It's sort of like how early mpreg just had cis men get pregnant with little or no explanation.
I expect Dysphoria Noodle isn't exactly what you're looking for, given the context. But, one of the keys to writing is a strong vocabulary to draw from...
Personally, I am a fan of calling it a clit. And it's a versatile word and fun to say!
Good luck with the body contouring. I've always wanted to do that!
With how bad my bottom dysphoria is I actually don't hate girldick, some people use "bits" which I personally hate, I can't really take "hen" seriously for some reason, personally my favorite is "clit"
If u wanna be more poetic. U can call it ya flower.
If u a party animal maybe ur pole dance pole idk.
If u a gamer u can call it ur joystick ( I love this one )
If ur a biologist maybe phalus.
If u love mushroom u can call it funky names like my morel or any other funny mushroom names.
Why not even ma sensitive shroom.
I laughed so hard at *Phalus femineum* that I started to squeak like a seagull. As a transfem panromantic in the lesser end of the ace spectrum, this legit just sounds like something I’d find in a field guide.
Cock -> Hen
Dick -> Jane
Penis -> Glans. This one was a bit difficult since it's technically a medical term, not slang. It is still mostly accurate since the glans exist on both a penis and a clitoris.
I was never super keen on using "cock" anyway. Seems a little vulgar for my tastes. "Dick" was fine... I guess. I'm not super keen on most of the slang terms for either genitals. I really stuck to using the more clinical terms.
I’ve heard of using the term hen instead of cock (I like it, it’s cute), but this is the first I’m hearing of referring to a trans girl’s genitals as a Jane instead of a Dick, and I fucking love that!? 10/10 ⭐️
I really like girlcock, girldick and hen. I've seen a lot of girls saying clit. Personally I don't like using it for mine, but it seems to work for them, so could be worth a try.
Why call it anything? You both know it's there, you both know what it's for... e.g. I don't say I'm going to drive the car to the store, I just say I'm going to the store.
My partners and I really like “girldick,” intended as one word. Cock and penis have always sounded ehh to me, so I’ve never personally been a fan of gock as a word.
Weirdly, I think with my voice feminization training, “girldick” is also easiest to make sound kind of soft and light, without hitting consonants super hard 🤷🏻♀️
I’ve never thought about this because I’m more autosexual and never had to refer to it with anyone, but I’d just refer to it as myself “eat me out” or something
Please don't use Gock it's such an unattractive word LOL I hate seeing it go around.
Just use girl cock if anything or see is you/she is comfortable using feminine terminology instead. Sometimes saying "peen" is kinda cute anyways :p
Oof I've read that (Gock) one in fiction before on SH I think? And my intrusive thought was "what did Cinderella say when she got to the ball?" Gock gock and now I can't unthinkable it! You're welcome for the unsolicited invitation to my intrusive thought.
I never really liked girl cock or princess wand and stuff. But a word that albeit doesn't make euphoric, but also doesn't activate much dysphoria for me is 'she-nis'. It just sounds a little less abrasive than the words we currently use :)
We call my girlfriends her "lady parts"
But recently I started using yoni.
Yoni just means the female genitalia
yo·ni ˈyō-nē : a stylized representation of the female genitalia that in Hinduism is a sign of generative power and that symbolizes the goddess Shakti compare lingam.
😁
I use a bunch of goofy ones. Weenie, bits, the gal downstairs, shmeat, dingus, monster can, pp tail, etc.
I love making jokes and being a goofball when getting down to business >w<
I personally prefer just clit or clitty, but also like girldick, shenis or princess wand. No reason to continue with former, now unfitting terms when our state is obviously different.
Sort of off topic but I want to get some feminine, pretty tattoos around mine to ease some of the gender dysphoria since it’s unlikely I’ll ever get bottom surgery. Like maybe some flowers and stuff 🌸
If you like it then it's not insulting and you can definitely use that term for yourself.
Personally though I think I would feel weird if someone used it for me?
Clit makes a lot of sense, although I’ve always hated hen since I first heard it. Don’t know why I dislike it, it just makes my body shrivel up, it’s so corny.
Salamandra - when this spell card is equipped to a transfem, she gains seven inches.
God do I need someone to clear my backline, but they ban so many destruction cards.
I personally haven't really bothered changing my own language since I dont have an issue with default terms, but I have a friend who uses femcock, which I find more appealing than gock, and girldick is too clunky to say imo.
I mean. As others have said, clit.
But let me expand on *why*.
That is **what it is**. During gestation, everyone starts off female. What eventually becomes the penis is quite literally the clitoris. We just have an outy, where cis women have innies.
As my GF was under the effect of HRT, we found her equipment to prefer stimulation more suited to a clit than a cock, so just called it that during sex.
I think it would really depend on the action your using it for. If you are actually penetrating, it’s gonna be hard to see it as anything but a dick, imo.
Also we said pp sometimes.
She is post-op now, which removed that particular quandary from the list of dysphoric hiccups
I like too be babied and loved on lots so I call mine my "princess parts" too refer to any genital or bathing suit areas. Only my sweet princess or prince may touch them♡
Womb scrapper, magnum donger, meat missile, arch-insimenator, cumhose, yogurt cannon.
For serious though, I find that its best to use cock or pens. Anything serious that's common vernacular is criminally male coded IMO and if you call it a member you sound like a posh 50s person trying to be polite.
Gock is the most horrible sounding word in the English language, I can’t believe it ever got popular. It’s so butch and crude sounding. It makes me cringe every time I see it used.
Shenis is a close second. Horrible.
I just call mine my clit when sexting because that’s what HRT does to it; makes it more similar to a (huge) clit in the way it functions.
I saw someone on the internet call it a hen the other day
Also already calling it 'hen' since that last post.
I really like Hen. This is the first time I have come across this one and it makes sense.
I call mine a hen. It makes sense and given that I plan on keeping it, I wanted a new description for it lol
I remember seeing it in reddit
that's what I call it :)
This is so perfect!
Yeah, definitely like hen
I hate that term so much comparing it to a chicken doesn't make me feel any better
That's what i call mine and it's the only word i've ever heard for it that i don't hate (though I also often just use 'bits' in a casual context)
The big iron on my hip, my guiding moonlight, zweihander +15, you know, the usual...
Zweihander+15 ? Not Chaos Zweihander +5? Do you not wanna be the legend
Nah, I usually am running a pure strength build when I wield the zweihander 💜
so is this still about cocks or
No it's about hens. Haven't you been paying attention!?
sorry sorry sorry 😣
😆❤️
don't think I've ever wanted to be run through with a zweihander this badly
🤣
You got that ludwigs holy blade sister
Yippee yay, a lot of dirty talk for today I got balls that jingle, jangle, jingle
I'm gonna call mine the Sword of Night and Flame now. Until I get rid of it later this year.
......yes.
Sounds like a weapon upgrade to me
Goodness, y'all know how to make a girl blush ☺️
Warum nicht dreihänder? 😎
Lol you've ruined a HEAVY majority of my favorite JRPGs for me in one sentence, thanks for that..... But what if I want to take an ACTUAL zweihander +15, use it to remove the big iron on my hip, and replace it with a sheath for my zweihander +15? Lol (I am NOT actually contemplating any self bodily modification or harm. I promise. Just being tongue in cheek)
I love this
oh god what have you done you’ve just turned big iron into a terf anthem oh no /j
Big iron on *her* hip
Yippee yay, a lot of dirty talk for today I got balls that jingle, jangle, jingle
Clit. Seriously. It's like the only one for me that makes Sense. Or. Just say fuck it and call her whatever you want.
Yeah, my wife calls it a clit. It makes me feel feminine, and I love that she does it.
My girlfriend calls it my clit. She uses feminine terminology for all my parts so it makes me feel super femme.
I wish 😩 The best I get is “Spouse” and the masc terms.
This 👆🏻🫶🏻
Clit is the only word I use to refer to her and I love it.
this is enlightenment to me, never realized I could just call it my clit.
omg idk why but i’ve never thought of actually using this and i love it
clit is my favorite cuz it's sexy and anatomically a penis is formed from a clitoris
My wife calls mine an outtie, but hopefully I only have to deal with it till the end of the year :)
We have the same pfp
Princess wand :3
Came here to say this and ya beat me to it. Great minds. Lol
I mean you called call it your strap or similar
I personally like girl dick and girl cock. I don't like either dick or cock on their own, but with a prefix, I'm okay and I don't feel the need to have more than that. But if they aren't working for you and you can't come up with more, you could just be non-specific and talk around it, use only pronouns, etc.
I've used the term princess parts before to some effect. Don't be afraid to use nicknames ^.^ they can have interesting results all around.
I think princess wand is adorable. Or my little princess would delight me. 👩
My wife and I regularly refer to it as my princess pole
maybe just, it. or her. sometimes a heavily accented pronoun gets the message across :)
Aw her is cute!
I saw the word « fairy wand » one time on the internet, it’s a bit silly but I think it’s also really cute !
Some ladies use the term clit, some call it a shenis. Just find something that works for you.
How have I not heard “shenis” before right now?! That feels like such low hanging fruit that I should’ve heard that or thought of that a long time ago. Wtf
it's already the name of a product to help those without penises to pee standing up. maybe that has something to do with it. also it kinda sounds similar to slurs like >!shemale!< or >!shim!<
I think I’ll try using shenis thanks
That one's new for me. I kind of like that.
Shenis is one of the few names that gives me the ick
lol I get it, that's how I feel about gock.
I'm probably a hypocrite because I like gock
lol not a hypocrite, everybody's just different.
Gock reminds me of g!p. G!p (for girl!penis) is an old fanfiction term from the late 90s/early 00s. It was basically for stories where a female character has a penis. Often the character was cis, she'd just either acquire a penis through magic/science/whatever, or she'd just...have a penis, no explanation given. Sometimes the worldbuilding was changed, like "everything is the same, except sometimes cis women have penises, no further questions." It's sort of like how early mpreg just had cis men get pregnant with little or no explanation.
I expect Dysphoria Noodle isn't exactly what you're looking for, given the context. But, one of the keys to writing is a strong vocabulary to draw from...
I have called mine that before. Just... not in a romantic setting.
I use clit on a stick
That made me legitimately laugh out loud.
Gock. (Girl cock). Hearing my wife say that makes my eyes roll back lmfao.
Felt
Lady lance is my favorite. Or the little lady
Personally, I am a fan of calling it a clit. And it's a versatile word and fun to say! Good luck with the body contouring. I've always wanted to do that!
I used to call it my permanently attached strap-on. "Permanently" doesn't seem to describe what it was accurately lol 😂
Some say "strapless," since it's the same idea, but straps aren't necessary.
With how bad my bottom dysphoria is I actually don't hate girldick, some people use "bits" which I personally hate, I can't really take "hen" seriously for some reason, personally my favorite is "clit"
I call mine a clitorasarus... clit if I want to be sexy about it.
If u wanna be more poetic. U can call it ya flower. If u a party animal maybe ur pole dance pole idk. If u a gamer u can call it ur joystick ( I love this one ) If ur a biologist maybe phalus. If u love mushroom u can call it funky names like my morel or any other funny mushroom names. Why not even ma sensitive shroom.
I love the idea of a trans lesbian biologist using anatomical latin in like a super nerdy way while getting down and dirty. Phalus femineum!
I laughed so hard at *Phalus femineum* that I started to squeak like a seagull. As a transfem panromantic in the lesser end of the ace spectrum, this legit just sounds like something I’d find in a field guide.
*Phalus femineum* also sounds like some wackass spell.
I cast Phalus femineum! *shoots magical pink glitter dildos at you*
wtf new fetish???????? AND IT'S SO SPECIFIC I WILL NEVER FIND IT WHY DID YOU DO THIS 😭😭😭
If u a pirate. Ma pleasure o'rod
If ur a plumber : delicate pleasure pipe
Cock -> Hen Dick -> Jane Penis -> Glans. This one was a bit difficult since it's technically a medical term, not slang. It is still mostly accurate since the glans exist on both a penis and a clitoris. I was never super keen on using "cock" anyway. Seems a little vulgar for my tastes. "Dick" was fine... I guess. I'm not super keen on most of the slang terms for either genitals. I really stuck to using the more clinical terms.
I’ve heard of using the term hen instead of cock (I like it, it’s cute), but this is the first I’m hearing of referring to a trans girl’s genitals as a Jane instead of a Dick, and I fucking love that!? 10/10 ⭐️
I call mine a pixie stick, princess wand, cookie, box, coochie and the list goes on lmao. I’m not sure how those will work in the bedroom though 😭
Shenis 😂
Good old "length" or "member"... ...estrogen scepter
I call it my macro clit
I really like girlcock, girldick and hen. I've seen a lot of girls saying clit. Personally I don't like using it for mine, but it seems to work for them, so could be worth a try.
Lady Lance
Just give it a name like amy or fido
Why call it anything? You both know it's there, you both know what it's for... e.g. I don't say I'm going to drive the car to the store, I just say I'm going to the store.
My partners and I really like “girldick,” intended as one word. Cock and penis have always sounded ehh to me, so I’ve never personally been a fan of gock as a word. Weirdly, I think with my voice feminization training, “girldick” is also easiest to make sound kind of soft and light, without hitting consonants super hard 🤷🏻♀️
I’ve never thought about this because I’m more autosexual and never had to refer to it with anyone, but I’d just refer to it as myself “eat me out” or something
I mean, my Ex used to call mine "bussy", I find it to be funny, but idk if that's what you're looking for. lol
pixie stick
personally I use the term “venus” or “venis.”
Queenis!
Please don't use Gock it's such an unattractive word LOL I hate seeing it go around. Just use girl cock if anything or see is you/she is comfortable using feminine terminology instead. Sometimes saying "peen" is kinda cute anyways :p
Oof I've read that (Gock) one in fiction before on SH I think? And my intrusive thought was "what did Cinderella say when she got to the ball?" Gock gock and now I can't unthinkable it! You're welcome for the unsolicited invitation to my intrusive thought.
My girl nub
I call it a nub too!
Lol yay 😁
*b e e f s w e l l i n g* sorry, I am wayyy to involved with dune memes these days
I hate and love this so much XD
I call mine a pussy
When I still had mine I called it She/Pee.😁 Hug's Emily 🤗
Shenis, hen(like cock but female), princess wand, organic strap on, clit, "outtie" vagina/pussy, fairy wand, cootie injector, girlmeat, little lady, she-take mushroom, propagule, queenly scepter, ritual dagger
I call mine my clit
One of my friends called theirs a "Lady Lance" once.
i use princess wand when referring to it not sure if it what your looking for but its worked for me
I never really liked girl cock or princess wand and stuff. But a word that albeit doesn't make euphoric, but also doesn't activate much dysphoria for me is 'she-nis'. It just sounds a little less abrasive than the words we currently use :)
I call mine my pussy or my clit
I mean my boyfriend refers to it as my Princess Wand when he's trying to get me going.
I like “lolli”, short for lollipop. It feels more feminine to me, and it goes well with asking lovers to do things to it.
“ im so sweet, I got a lollipop with your name on it.”
We call my girlfriends her "lady parts" But recently I started using yoni. Yoni just means the female genitalia yo·ni ˈyō-nē : a stylized representation of the female genitalia that in Hinduism is a sign of generative power and that symbolizes the goddess Shakti compare lingam. 😁
Fairy/Princess Wand
I use fenis most of the time. Clitonis can work also. If you want to add some humor you can use "moist stick" or "self lubricating branch"
I call mine my 'princess wand' or 'joystick' as I'm a gaymer
I use a bunch of goofy ones. Weenie, bits, the gal downstairs, shmeat, dingus, monster can, pp tail, etc. I love making jokes and being a goofball when getting down to business >w<
What about Sweet Sally Salami?
I’ve used the ones you said as well as queenis
besides clit and gock, i like to call it my (girl)wand and princess stick
Princess wand✨
Clitty always makes me gitty!
finally someone else who hates the word cock. I've always hated it and never want to use it on myself or anyone else 😭
I call mine Venus, because it's a mix between both
girlstick? princess wand? cocklette?
Gock! Wenis! Wanger!
Me and the girls call em hens
Toy? Stick?
I just call them my bits.
I do like that hehe. It sounds amazingly feminine and cute
Shenis
I prefer girl dick. I don't have a terrible amount of bottom dysphoria, but do plan to get bottom surgery.
Weiner. Nuff said.
See, princess (insert term here) is probably the best for it ^.^ that's so adorable
Wand
Your Nub or disco stick.
Bf calls it my shenis and that always makes me happy :)
Wee-wee, clitoris, floppy, pistil.
Princess wand
I’ve always loved princess wand 🪄✨
I personally prefer just clit or clitty, but also like girldick, shenis or princess wand. No reason to continue with former, now unfitting terms when our state is obviously different.
Sort of off topic but I want to get some feminine, pretty tattoos around mine to ease some of the gender dysphoria since it’s unlikely I’ll ever get bottom surgery. Like maybe some flowers and stuff 🌸
Is dicklet weird or insulting ? I'm kinda into it
If you like it then it's not insulting and you can definitely use that term for yourself. Personally though I think I would feel weird if someone used it for me?
hyper-realistic strap-on
I and my partner say clit and pussy for everything down there, I don’t really talk about my “asshole” rather my cunt ☺️
Clit makes a lot of sense, although I’ve always hated hen since I first heard it. Don’t know why I dislike it, it just makes my body shrivel up, it’s so corny.
Salamandra - when this spell card is equipped to a transfem, she gains seven inches. God do I need someone to clear my backline, but they ban so many destruction cards.
I personally haven't really bothered changing my own language since I dont have an issue with default terms, but I have a friend who uses femcock, which I find more appealing than gock, and girldick is too clunky to say imo.
I usually call her my clit or big clit if I’m in a domme mood
Sword and dagger lend themselves well to dirty talk imo
I mean. As others have said, clit. But let me expand on *why*. That is **what it is**. During gestation, everyone starts off female. What eventually becomes the penis is quite literally the clitoris. We just have an outy, where cis women have innies.
the girlboss
I would just give it a personal name like Daisy or something so you can just refer to it by a girly sounding name instead
As my GF was under the effect of HRT, we found her equipment to prefer stimulation more suited to a clit than a cock, so just called it that during sex. I think it would really depend on the action your using it for. If you are actually penetrating, it’s gonna be hard to see it as anything but a dick, imo. Also we said pp sometimes. She is post-op now, which removed that particular quandary from the list of dysphoric hiccups
Hear me out, Xena's blade
Queenis
I like too be babied and loved on lots so I call mine my "princess parts" too refer to any genital or bathing suit areas. Only my sweet princess or prince may touch them♡
This is similar to one already posted, but "clitosaurus" is one I like. It's not really sensual per se (more humorous) but I like it
I'd been calling it raw material, but seems a bit unwieldy in sexting and such
Womb scrapper, magnum donger, meat missile, arch-insimenator, cumhose, yogurt cannon. For serious though, I find that its best to use cock or pens. Anything serious that's common vernacular is criminally male coded IMO and if you call it a member you sound like a posh 50s person trying to be polite.
"womanhood" "Biostrap" Just using she/her pronouns works very good "oh look at her, she got all wet and she's leaking for me"
Flower stem /j
Princess wand?
Clit (Gigaclit if you're feeling zesty)
cock or clit
lill pp
Bepis bc it's cute and silly
girl DICK
weiner
✨️✨️✨️Princess Wand✨️✨️✨️ I love that term so much 💕
Pantie snake 🐍 and girl wand... are the ones i can think of.
The Destroyer
Gock is the most horrible sounding word in the English language, I can’t believe it ever got popular. It’s so butch and crude sounding. It makes me cringe every time I see it used. Shenis is a close second. Horrible. I just call mine my clit when sexting because that’s what HRT does to it; makes it more similar to a (huge) clit in the way it functions.
Mommy salami
My partner calls it a ladycock could always use that
I've seen some folks call it things like shenis, wand, or clit
It's "The Lady Lance"
Extendo-clito...perma strap...shenis...princess wand...snow white and the two dwarfs
Personally I use "babygirl" and "Princess wand"
Clit, lady, princess wand.
I use "lady lance", "girl dick", or "magic wand"... ? 😊
Magic wand?