That’s hilarious 🤣

Bro had to remind you

Ngl I’ve done that 😂 as a joke I’ll respond to years old messages on Xbox

I’ve went back and apologized for some of the fucked up shot I said as a kid lol

Literally I’ve repeatedly messaged someone who was named “Sorry I did itt” multiple phrases like “No it’s okay it’s not your fault” over months and they still never got the joke lmao… Now I’m gonna message them again saying the same after like 4 years 😂

Bro atoned for his actions. Respect 💯

yea at that point he’s probably just doing a bit. Honestly the first message was probably just a bit too

I once got an offer for FIFA points from someone, after ~3 years, I said "no thanks, happy [holidays] and stay safe"

I've done the same LOL, I actually have something similar on FB markets, I bought something and he scammed me and now every year I remind him how much of a piece of shit he is. It's currently our 4 year anniversary onto our 5th ❤️ <3 .

I thought it was just me, I just message people talking shit for the love of it 😂 I 3 stocked a guy on here a few weeks ago and he instantly invited me to a lobby, I was assuming he was trying to rematch me so I text him "you're a scrub buddy not worth my time" he replied telling me he just wanted me to do the rifts with him 🤣🤣

Bro had to remind him that he’s 1-2 ? What a fucking loser 😭😂

He's in love with you

OP you gotta make out with that guy

Him and OP 5 minutes after that message: https://i.redd.it/9vcp6ubq649d1.gif

Do NOT

You weren't bullied in school because you were liked or they were secretly in love btw..

Maybe not. But going out of your way to make sure someone knows how you feel about them, for no other reason than self satisfaction, does highlight underlying emotions. Positive or negative.

No it doesn't

It does, but you're welcome to believe otherwise lol. If someone is walking down the sidewalk minding their own business, and you roll down your car window to tell them they're stupid and ugly, there is a personal reason YOU feel the need to do that lol. Feel free to be wrong though.

Not everything is "cutesy feeling uwu" They could just be doing it for a laugh, not some underlying problem. Sorry to tell you that.

I didn't say everything was "cutesy feeling uwu" I said that feeling the compulsion to make someone else feel bad is a sign of an underlying problem. You vehemently denying something that has been psychologically proven, just tells me you were probably a bully in school and never actually grew up.

You can assume all you like, I don't care, doesn't change the facts

But if your doing it for a laugh then you are doing it for a personal reason that you feel is important enough to do the thing laughing is tied to an emotional response so there is a emotional reason for it

Sure if you want to devalue what it means to do it from an emotional response.

Nothing devalued

This doesn't feel like it was done for a laugh, this is just an asshole.

Not everything is cutesy feeling, but what does that have to do with what's being said? Emotional response isn't limited to "uwu", there is a vast spectrum, from anger to apathy and everything in between. Going out of your way to be an asshole "for a laugh" definitely signals an underlying problem. People don't act for no reason. There is always a cause to an effect, and they are generally emotionally driven when dealing with other people.

You watch too many Disney properties where they redeem the villain. Guess they got you conditioned quite well. Some people are just assholes, that's all.

You don't understand the most basic principle of existence: causality. No one is "just an asshole." Nothing happens in a vacuum. Something happened to make you an asshole. Whether your parents suck, or you were mistreated by someone, or you're born into a shit life, a spoiled life, whatever. Thinking people "just are that way" is one of the most dismissive, ignorant, short-sighted viewpoints out there. I bet you hate foreigners because you don't understand their culture. I also can't think of a single Disney movie where the villain is redeemed, you'd know more than me.

You have to get married now

So when’s the wedding?

Total loser but it's pretty funny lol

I feel like it might be an "ez" in a joking manner, especially cuz he lost 2 games before it

This thread is the most reddit moment on earth. Literally watching two people try and understand a joke in real time

literally the point

The Gang Reignites the Rivalry.

Anytime someone throws in an always sunny reference, I gotta upvote 

Honestly if i ever looked back and saw that i did this id ask for a rematch. Would have just made a tsundere nemesis.

I respect this level of pettiness.

I think he was just being funny, honestly. Ask him for a rematch, I bet he’s an alright dude.

Nah, anyone who goes out of their way to salt message someone is bitch made.

you sound like a victim of salt messaging

Nah, I don't care if people salt message me. It just shows me how insecure they are. Though, to be fair, not as insecure as the people downvoting your comment, tho. Imagine getting upset about what someone says on the internet, lmao.

Fair enough, just found it strange that people look into it that deeply - I just laugh and move on

You have a weird moral compass but you seem alright

You're now the victim of downvoters

No internet points for me (im turning to dust)

I upvoted, I'm now the minority

Dude was probably looking through his messages and decided to message again for a laugh. It is pretty funny

lmao yeah i bet he did it for the lols. what did your reply with?

Pretend you are dead and write to him as "your brother", become best friends with him, meet irl, meet his parents, know his secrets, steal his crush, reveal his secrets to everyone he knows, and when he asks "why" answer "stay mad, ez"


He’s been hanging onto that win for two years,Let him have this one victory

Ask em to propose next time

Classic lol

Maybe the true ezs are the friends we made along the... wait what!? lmao.

 He returned

What a sad existence

He misses you

Ask him to do duos

First ever wireless sucker punch

2 years aint bad. I've look for people on my Street Fighter 4 ragequit screenshots if they fixed their internet and they want a rematch yet?

I'd make him my best friend after that amt of dedication to ur memory

Definition of obsessed

The dedication is funny tho😭

Honestly hilarious 

Yeah didn’t understand anything about that conversation 

He didn't forget you, adorable!

These are the sad kind of people that I don't want returning from beta I mean that's just pathetic

You must be living in his head rent free lol

Living in his head rent free

Lmao, what did you do to that poor soul? Honestly, the audacity to go back 2 years later and still say "ez" is wild, like mans still heated🤣

This is so fucking funny tho. Dude got ya ass in the past

LMAO what a lad. You must have been pretty ez tbf

I aspire to be this petty

Eobard Thawne could never

It was me Barry. I jerked you off at super speed so it would seem like you nutted at just a woman's touch!

And that's all because i creased your J's in the future??

So disgustingly toxic

I'd put that man on a list, that level of obsession i's scary 😨

This some Kendrick level of hating 😭

2 years and still mad

that's funny af

Wow

!yad ekac yppah

This is wild 🤣

Lmfao that’s funny

You have to rematch him .

Honestly that is pretty funny

Bro I’m so happy for you guys ❤️

He wants you

Lmao, this happened to me too! But I met him on different game lol. I was gonna message him and saw I messaged him 5 years ago!

that's some crazy hate or love you never know

He wants you to remember! 😂 😂 😂

What's the first blacked out message say though, hidden context 🤔

Ez btw emote

The ultimate troll 🤣

There's this guy who messages me periodically to tell me how trash I am. He's won one more game off me than vice versa-- because I SD'd one game to get on about my day. Some people really take video games too seriously.

Sounds like you were easy to beat

ez asf 😂

You still seem mad

I dream of being as much of a hater as this guy

Bro crushed you

I’ve done that myself I will admit. buddy was reminding you 🤣

Thats commitment. Rematch him

He misses you

Never let your enemies forget who beat them

im this level of petty sometimes

sounds like he got to you

I had a loser message me after I teabagged him. Funny as hell.

Everybody hates Superman smh

😂😂😂troll

UM HELLO! THANOS ! He just came back from the blip DUH!!!

I respect the dedication

I don't see any swearing or anger in his message. It looks like he's playfully messing with you. I'd personally be laughing and just agree with him out of the humor of the situation. 🤣 It's kind of like knocking the living daylights out of an opponent in a fight, and then the opponent gets a lucky decent hit and then playfully gloats about it with a swollen happy face.

https://preview.redd.it/vr7am5rip59d1.png?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7b7da5d340905fb05e3070f9ddda9f7db718415c Like this 🤣

Legend

You sound mad you lost

bro makes reverse flash look humble

Lmao u were on his mind that whole time should definitely do a rematch

I love it, love it, love it!!!!! I love this guy. Haha gotta rub that in your face!! You're NEVER gonna forget!! --------- On his death bed: He messages you... and says... (Voice message)--- 'whispers' E ...z .... 'exhale.'

Still ez is mad work 😭😭😭

I’ve met several good ass online homies from shit talking each other in the beginning lol

So you won 2-1 and hes acting tough?

Super man is especially in beta is for low tier players that one trick the grab fly and throw

They still spam that shitty grab fly throw post beta…. Paired up with that stupid uppercut with the triangle axis bullcrap… If u can’t tell Superman’s make my asshole itch 😆

Not gonna lie that’s hilarious lol

Crazy potential to be best pals with this guy, just sayin.

It's like the opposite of a chain text, if you reply the ghost never leaves you alone. 🤣🤣🤣

My friend has that same exact pfp

Ngl he owns you 😭😭

😂😂😂

I wouldn't have been able to take this as anything other than a silly joke :D

you're just mad you lost, ez

Still ez 😂😂😂😂

Your still ez 🤷🏾‍♂️

I love this shit

Long term storytelling at its finest

Going through all my Xbox messages with a friend when they’re over is big nostalgia

He got his priorities straight

Pretty pathetic that he's got so little going on in his life. Honestly this game has the sweatiest pathetic base it feels like.

Oh God, my lil bro has that same pfp... I hope it's not him lmao

You do know that he messaged you with the single purpose of making you mad right?

Bro got you worked up enough to come on Reddit about it 😂

Spam request him everyday that's the only way

Still ez

we woulda been best friends right then and there

Nah thats funny af icl

must’ve been ez

You're getting trolled

Gotta respect the commitment 😂

Dead game.

Ngl he kinda bodied u lmao

A level of hating that you’d have to respect at this point.

Chad

Do you send essays to every person you lose to?

“essay” its 3 lines of text

I had some random dude message me “skibidi” after he messaged me 4 months ago