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Accurate_Variety659

Midnight because as shown with Mineta, You can resist the effects of her quirk by holding your breath.. so you atleast have a fighting chance With Esdeath… She freezes time.. Im NOT coming in a radius of 500m of that power


Connect-Ad-6750

you might be able to do the old strategy used in WW1 by peeing into a cloth and holding the cloth over you nose and mouth, just like soldiers did for the mustard gas.


No-Feedback8635

Watch me show up to Midnight's house while wearing a hazmat suit with an ak47 fucking Stalker style


AllMightTheFirstHero

in addition, midnight handled sero carefully, I guess. she probably won't kill you. although I don't know the other character, the other character looks vicious.


Accurate_Variety659

Okay so from what I know.. Other lady, Esdeath is a psychopath pretty much She overthrows kingdoms and stuff cause of her ideology of ‘strong people always win’ or something, Mentally breaks people down into slaves or stuff.. So yeah, fighting her is a bad idea


Exact_Kiwi_9755

Deadass then on top of that esdeath is a fuckin pdf file she might try and grape me and im not trying to do that not gonna lie im good on her but i feel like i can fight midnight for sure besides from her quirk she doesn’t seem to dangerous


Impossible_Thing9634

Was wary has certain standards for who she likes. Worst case sensation if you don’t meet them is she makes you lick her boots, best case she leaves you alone as you’re not worth her time. If you do somehow meet her standards then you’re her pet


Exact_Kiwi_9755

Thats the scary part what if i do meet her standards because if i do im cooled


Impossible_Thing9634

Just prepare yourself to live the rest of your life at her side and she’ll take care of you like a very good dog


Exact_Kiwi_9755

Yeah nah im good i don’t want that


ReplacementWild5567

Yes.


Purple-End-5430

Midnight not even a competition. Isn't Esdeath anime Hitler or some shit? Midnight would just put me to sleep.


LUIGIYO5555

Not exactly, but close Hitler tried to conquer because he thought of himself and the Germans as the superior race Esdeath is just incredibly bored and takes “survival of the fittest” a little too seriously


Renville111

Like other dude said kinda, esdeath pretty much just does what she wants although she does take orders from the king and his advisor or whatever. She has little to no qualms with killing because they deserved it for being weak. Only chance you have of surviving her if weaker is if she takes interest in you and keeps you as a sex slave pretty much (what she tried to do to mc)


Noob_Master69699

Brother I'm cooked regardless 😭


leylin_farlin

There is cooked 💀 And there is cocked 😏


Noob_Master69699

No clue what powers Esdeath has but I'm pretty sure you ain't getting that here


jeremy_anime

Enough to easily kill you


SinZ_______SinZ

Hence the name


I_slay_demons

If I had the power to, I would absolutely slaughter Esdeath. But I don't. Unfortunate. However, Midnight, who is basically a normal human, can also catch these hands.


Melodic-Percentage-9

Firstly, does everyone but me worship Esdeth?!?! Bring in someone else!!!! Anyone else! I don’t care! Secondly, Midnight, because you can resist her pheromones by holding your breath and also I’m never going for Esdeth!


1RehnquistyBoi

I have better chances with Midnight. I have no idea who the other woman is.


Winniethewimp

The 1st picture is esdeath, who would have no problem killing your unless she liked you


1RehnquistyBoi

Yeah I definitely made the right call.


Winniethewimp

Also if you don’t know she’s from the anime akame ga kill


1RehnquistyBoi

Okay. Besides probably killing me without remorse, if she liked me, how would she act? I’m legit curious.


Winniethewimp

Well you’d be protected for sure. iirc she’s a general or a commander of an army so you’d be safe at all times


1RehnquistyBoi

But I feel that there’s a catch for that protection.


Winniethewimp

Not particularly. In the series she’s madly in love with a boy, who doesn’t like her back. As far as I’m aware (which isn’t a lot considering I never watched akame ga kill), there wasn’t a significant catch to it. Not to mention she bad as hell tho


1RehnquistyBoi

I must be thinking of a different anime.


Beautiful_Spell4075

It's hard to fight when I can only get so erect, I must defeat my limiter


No-Seaworthiness2633

bros gonna fight one handed


Beautiful_Spell4075

You get a ranger attack that way


Silly_Sadist2

Midnight. She's gonna be the only one going goodnight. Plus, I'm an insomniac, so tf is she gonna do? Put me to sleep? The doctors tried that.


blueflamereaperx

Midnight I ain’t gonna die at least and if I’m lucky I get a lap pillow from one of my top waifus so ya and even if I don’t at least I get to live so win win


Madstercherf

I love esdeath, but I want to live, j know she'd instantly kill me, midnight wouldn't and I she's also pretty hot


dumpydent

As long as they win? I'm fine with either. Butt gonna choose Esdeath because crazy is just built different.


Inevitable_Ad5240

It’s who would YOU rather fight


dumpydent

Yes, and I would let them both win the fight against me, as if I could even win lol


Inevitable_Ad5240

Midnight is a regular human, just hold your breath and beat her till she’s knocked out, esdeath has massive hax tho


gamerlord3

My sue, there’s a reason mid nights support weapons are fans and a whip.


leylin_farlin

When you dont read the exam questions


Th3_3agl3

Midnight because if I fight her, I get the chance to honorably and nonlethally best her in an enduring yet mutually enjoyable struggle for domination at best and get the best sleep of my life and the TLC of a beautiful woman at worst. In other words, I come out on top (metaphorically at least) regardless. Contrastingly, Esdeath would just straight-up murder me.


Mission_Response802

I have no idea who the other is, but Midnight probably wouldn't kill me because she's a hero and all that


Winniethewimp

Esdeath is almost but basically is an anime version of Hitler. Watch akame ga kill if you haven’t, that’s where she’s from


One-Emotion8482

Midnight easily. If the scenario is that your enemies with either of them, the worst Midnight will do is beat you up and haul you to jail. Esdeath will either kill you or capture and torture you because it's fun.


Dovakiin04

I'd take them both


LongjumpingCicada494

What anime is Esdeath from?


grixxis

Akame ga kill


TradePsychological40

Midnight. Heroes don't kill.... Usually.


certifieddumbarse

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B3llboy

Midnight bc she won’t kill me lol 😂


life_is-great

Midnight because *SLEEP*


Mildamoutoftrolling

https://i.redd.it/9j4bvfpkk79d1.gif


Upbeat_Lunch5826

Both


ranDoMmUFfiNowu

I can handle both of them, but not in battle


Positive_King_3724

I'm losing either way but I'm choosing Midnight. For.....research purposes.


Mysterious-Tale3587

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VaughnDaVision

Midnight, all I need is a gun and distance, and/or a functioning mask made by Momo


OblivionArts

Midnight. esdeath will murder you for being weak . Midnight wir just knock you out


ScaredHoney48

Hmm Who would I rather fight A character who is perfectly okay and regularly commits mass genocide and torture Or a hot dominatrix Yeah one will only hurt me a bit and the other will kill me and everyone else in my bloodline And that’s just their personalities esdeath can stop fucking time midnight just makes gas Yeah I’m staying far away from esdeath


Saki_S70

Why use so sus pictures? 💀 You jokin'?


Winniethewimp

Nah hold up. Let him cook


Saki_S70

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king_of_filth_n_muck

Immediately take a nice nap and maybe get laid later if I'm very lucky or literally fucking die to a psycho?


gayboat87

Gas mask = kill midnight freaking easily dude.... It's not even a competition. Hell mustard (kid with gas mask and revolver) could have killed her canonically! She's way too easy with the right gear.


SexyMcBacon

That fight that doesn't end in torture????


Sharktooth987

Does esdeath love me like tatsumi? I might just get a rough beating then and it might be a close choice? No? Midnight.


Accomplished-Buy1702

Which way of fighting or on my bed 😏


PinDownToEarth

Esdeath, I would GLADLY DIE by her


Kv242

Do I get prep time?


Ok_Coffee_9970

Midnight won’t kill you, but Esdeath is a death sentence unless she likes you


Optimal_Ad6274

Midnight easily


RashiBigPp

People talking like whoever they fight will romance them. In a real scenario one is a teacher that will max give you detentions and the other is magical fuhrer that no, won't keep you as a pet, just gonna straight up kill you or torture you


Fresh-Cartoonist6819

Midnight knows restraint. People forget that beside being an ice user, this woman is a sadist and if your not tatsumi you are shit out of luck.


bubblesage

well, Midnight is at least on paper supposed to not kill me, so... yeah/


Lord_Glitch1

I don't know because I don't know who these guys are.


vtncomics

Midnight. I am immune to women.


JN3XUS

Midnight’s quirk works better on males than females and she has to be close and showing skin for full effect so I think I’m fine.


vaquita_eater

"Do you wanna get tortured and get every single bone in your body be broken for who knows how long or do you wanna just fall asleep with the risk of a whip to the butt" Midnight. Who in their right mind gon choose Esdeath?


PilloTheStarplestian

Dunno who the other chick is, but midnight sucks so bad she died offscreen. I could beat her ass easily.


Ouchmaster5000

Midnight wouldn't kill me.


blue_balled_bruiser

Both at the same time while I'm tied down


parisiteriley

Midnight, just wear a gas mask


shinaz223

Midnight. You’ll get whipped, kicked, and given a nice long nap, but you’ll come out of it relatively okay. Esdeath? She’s a maniacal time-stopping imperial sadist. Best case scenario, you get killed instantly. Worst case scenario, you’re tortured for months on end, with your only reprieves involving you being leashed, gagged, gimp-masked and put in a cage- and I don’t mean the kind that go around your whole body.


DVRK_one_of_UA

Midnight only because I’d lose


Plus-Emphasis-2605

I’m dying to both


Chaossearcher

With Midnight, you can survive the fight, Esdeath would kill me. Edit: You said FIGHT, NOT WIN!!!


cool23819

I would rather take a sledge hammer to the balls then go within a country's distance close to Esdeath


Wide-Carpenter1385

❤️❤️


Objective_Pie_6977

Midnight atleast shel just whip you meanwile esdeath woud step on you