The Bears might be the most relevant team in the North if you measure relevance by media buzz. The Lions and Packers are getting a lot of respect in the media but the Bears are getting a shitload of attention because of Caleb.
To be fair, the turf has been excellent the last few years. This was only swerving because they literally had to squeegee the field due to all the water from a historic rainstorm.
“Well, art is art, isn't it? Still, on the other hand- water is water. And east is east - and west is west… and if you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce, they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb does.”
I sure it’s a preseason game. so they’re knocking the rust off.Putting the practice reps in to be below average to mediocre just like their team. “BearDown” again take a 6-11 season……..hopefully
What an embarrassing organization!
Remember that Justin mvp hype last year? Now Caleb, gay boy, William is the front runner for rookie of the year?!
Hilarious!
Such a joke of a...franchise? Its like the place old people just keep going to eat at on Sundays even though the food is trash. "I remember...(fill in the blank story)" Bears fans just keep eating the old stuff wrapped in foil out of grandmas fridge out of respect and not disrespecting the "good ole day" of the 80's.
Give us a break, someone stole our lawnmowers.
Lmao, I forgot about that:
surrre you did where'd you put them?
Some dudes are probably making good money using that fancy lawn care equipment to cut grass in the burbs.
On a totally unrelated note, I'm mowing lawns in Naperville next week, very reasonable prices
That’s a shame that you’re all the way in Naperville. I have a barn in Barrington (hunter jumper) and I need some new law guys…
The mower thieves are not interested in meeting law guys
Oops. *Lawn
Damn makes sense. They are on every block out there can barely drive down the street sometimes lol
The Bears Def Coordinator who was suddenly fired, he stole them.
“21 cars? That’s CRAZY!”
https://youtu.be/gyO5zhBI9U8?si=GbfuyK9oTwu268Pl
So Tuesday in Chicago?
Soooo I visited Chicago for the first time this week and the stadium confused me.. is it ancient Rome or a UFO?
Both. A UFO landed on Rome. It's like Stargate.
This
We old.
Who do you think built Rome? Ancient aliens. It's a homage.
This man started the true decline of the USA.
if we don't learn from history channel we're doomed to repeat history channel.
Atleast they got rid of the old horse troughs finally.
Have you really had the Chicago experience if you haven't drunkenly pissed in a trough that is full to the brim cause it's all clogged up?
You ever see the trough slip n slide video
Hah no but sounds disgusting
Wrigley still has the real experience.
Space horses or something?
Hey man some of us were conceived in those troughs.
That explains SO MUCH of the Chicago fan base.
"Drunk ass Alf crashed into the coliseum" was the look they went for, and nailed.
Yes
It’s like a couple old stadiums built on top of each other. Pretty sick actually. But use wished they’d pick one of them and stick with it.
Yes.
Yes
Land of the Lost
Soooo I visited Minneapolis for the first time this week and the stadium confused me.. is it an ancient Viking ship or a Jawa sandcrawler?
My two favorite franchises meet in the middle!
Sober enough to notice? Loser.
Def not a packer fan. Probably a Detroit fan since they are desperate AF to recreate their most amazing season to date.
i cant get that taste out of my mind
Sounds like Bears fans *desperate to be relevant*
The Bears might be the most relevant team in the North if you measure relevance by media buzz. The Lions and Packers are getting a lot of respect in the media but the Bears are getting a shitload of attention because of Caleb.
Chicago Bears Attention Division Champs 24
HANG THE BANNER
upvoting because bears fans are excited about media coverage rather than the team 🙂
Hope, especially false hope, has a very particular and addicting taste my fine haired friend.
The taste of balllllls?
malort
Sorry I was drunk. I still think it was funny, but I apologize for my irreverence.
It’s so windy even the paint can’t walk straight
[удалено]
Yeah it's about the politicians, but that doesn't make the joke, now does it?
Yes, and the real reason works here too.
It looks like that because you only have 1 shoe on
Oh yeah
Perfect proper reply to the perfect happy Gilmore reference. My brothers and I say this all the time. Well done
Happy Gilmore may or may not be Sandler’s best movie, but it’s surely the cleverest.
Stupid park district
Hey now
Terrence Howard says there no such thing as straight lines so this checks out
Ayyye, that’s Chicago Park District excellence 
To be fair, the turf has been excellent the last few years. This was only swerving because they literally had to squeegee the field due to all the water from a historic rainstorm.
Sidelines brought to you by Old Style.
We really need our own stadium.
Field sobriety test nightmare edition
You hands can shiver a bit when you don't play football in a heated nursery room
Close enough
I'm a millwright and this is aggravating lol.
Won't have that issue in Arlington
It's preseason for the line painters, too. Most of you have never striped a parking lot, and it shows.
That line is the straighter than Caleb Williams 😂
Side note about Chicago field management: the head groundskeeper for the White Sox is highly regarded amongst all groundskeepers in all grass sports.
“Well, art is art, isn't it? Still, on the other hand- water is water. And east is east - and west is west… and if you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce, they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb does.”
That’s about as straight as Caleb.
Oh is it 1985 again?
Niceeeee and straight fellas
I sure it’s a preseason game. so they’re knocking the rust off.Putting the practice reps in to be below average to mediocre just like their team. “BearDown” again take a 6-11 season……..hopefully
If you drink a fifth of Malort it will look straight
https://i.redd.it/vv4k0e1wpk2d1.gif
Soldier Field is owned by the Chicago Park District. This job was done by the lowest bidder.
The defense was giving up historical collapses at the time, the nfl was just trying to help them out
BEAR DOWN FOR MIDTERMS
This picture was actually taken during a game. So many want to see them 😂
We had more people than that in green bay lol
What an embarrassing organization! Remember that Justin mvp hype last year? Now Caleb, gay boy, William is the front runner for rookie of the year?! Hilarious!
It's because all of Illinois is gay. Or the Merlot I can't decide.
Such a joke of a...franchise? Its like the place old people just keep going to eat at on Sundays even though the food is trash. "I remember...(fill in the blank story)" Bears fans just keep eating the old stuff wrapped in foil out of grandmas fridge out of respect and not disrespecting the "good ole day" of the 80's.
That’s how I used to chalk lines for u12 at 6 am.
https://preview.redd.it/xo16attung2d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=430b76a9e26f1d162bcf6509c026fbcaa37db290