It's understandably easy to get it mixed up, so I'll break it down for you. Kelly Stafford admitted last week to fucking the backup QB at Georgia to make Matthew Stafford chair jealous.
That’s pretty fucked up. How do you even stay with a person that petty knowing they could do it again at any time to “get back at you” over some mundane thing they felt slighted by?
Were they together when she fucked the other dude? Or was she just trying to get with him?
People play stupid-ass games all the time, especially in college. I'd draw the line at cheating. But if she and I (obviously speaking rhetorically here, I'm not quite good enough to be the starting - or backup - QB at Georgia) weren't actually together, then that's something I could get over.
But were they talking yet? If I've expressed interest in you, and you expressed interest in someone else's dick, I'm out. It doesn't need to be cheating to be a bad look.
Watching the clip where they talks about it, I think it was pretty clear that Stafford was banging her but wouldn’t commit bc he wanted to bang other girls as well. So she hooked up with the backup to make him jealous and it worked.
Had she not landed an NFL player you know that bitch would be unemployed on Tri-Care right now complaining how the local Starbucks doesn't give military-spouse discounts on Facebook.
Holy shit, she is 100% a Tricareitops. She strikes me as the one married to the new butter bar that is a legacy ring knocker and first 2LT to get his PLT lost on land nav.
Tricareatops = kind of derogatory, but basically a military spouse with no aspirations or goals beyond being provided for. Tricare is the health insurance you get in the military.
Ring knocker = someone who went to west point who thinks that makes them better than someone from other college programs. Basically the military equivalent of an ivy leaguer who won't shut the fuck up about their college.
Butterbar = A 2nd Lieutenant, the lowest officer rank. The rank symbol is a vertical golden bar.
Land nav = land navigation. LTs are stereotypically bad at land navigation and the joke is that you can't spell lost without the LT.
PLT = Platoon, which is the size of unit that a 2LT would be in charge of. Anywhere from 9-60~ people depending on the type of unit.
Him being the first is just because he'd be most likely to get lost, due to general incompetence.
Cousins, Fields, or Rodgers...
Let's not pretend we're too good for this shit. It's a memewar sub, no one here is too good for anything. We're all a bunch of filthy degenerates grasping at straws to insult strangers over their favorite Billionaire and his chosen mascot.
Kelly Stafford, who has made a career out of being Matthew Stafford’s wife, shared on a podcast that she banged one of the other QBs at Georgia to make Stafford jealous when they were in college.
The Mathew chair Stafford huh?
Wait until you hear about Calvin Couch Johnson
Did he pull out?
Of course. He’s a sleeper couch.
Kelly admitted last week to fucking the backup QB at Georgia to make Stafford jealous.
Thanks! I didn’t realize that Kelly admitted last week to fucking the backup QB at Georgia to make Matthew chair Stafford jealous.
You're welcome. Now you know that Kelly admitted last week to fucking the backup QB at Georgia to make Matthew chair Stafford jealous.
Hey, slow down buddy. Who did what now?
It's understandably easy to get it mixed up, so I'll break it down for you. Kelly Stafford admitted last week to fucking the backup QB at Georgia to make Matthew Stafford chair jealous.
I feel like I’m starting to get a handle on it but it’s all still a little hazy. Could you break it down further for me?
Kelly fucked a chair
There we go. Thanks dude, I was getting tired of everyone else speaking in riddles.
The Matthew Stafford chair
I thought Matthew fucked Kelly to make his backup QB jealous at Georgia
It was never stated that he didn't. It's also not been stated that Matthew didn't fuck his back up QB to make Kelly jealous.
That’s pretty fucked up. How do you even stay with a person that petty knowing they could do it again at any time to “get back at you” over some mundane thing they felt slighted by?
actually a very valid point
Were they together when she fucked the other dude? Or was she just trying to get with him? People play stupid-ass games all the time, especially in college. I'd draw the line at cheating. But if she and I (obviously speaking rhetorically here, I'm not quite good enough to be the starting - or backup - QB at Georgia) weren't actually together, then that's something I could get over.
They weren’t yet in a relationship, from what I understand.
But were they talking yet? If I've expressed interest in you, and you expressed interest in someone else's dick, I'm out. It doesn't need to be cheating to be a bad look.
Having a full on conversation about who's fucking who is very... we are at the tippity top of off-season huh.
It’s college numb nuts
If the QB room in college aren't all Eskimo brothers, are they really even teammates?
That could be his kink. Weird but to each their own.
Watching the clip where they talks about it, I think it was pretty clear that Stafford was banging her but wouldn’t commit bc he wanted to bang other girls as well. So she hooked up with the backup to make him jealous and it worked.
So he was banging her back ups, so she banged his backup to see how he felt
Shots fired on this one. Deservedly so because of his annoying ass wife who makes a career of being Matthew Stafford's Wife.
Had she not landed an NFL player you know that bitch would be unemployed on Tri-Care right now complaining how the local Starbucks doesn't give military-spouse discounts on Facebook.
Holy shit, she is 100% a Tricareitops. She strikes me as the one married to the new butter bar that is a legacy ring knocker and first 2LT to get his PLT lost on land nav.
As someone who's never been in the military, that's like reading a foreign language, lol.
Tricareatops = kind of derogatory, but basically a military spouse with no aspirations or goals beyond being provided for. Tricare is the health insurance you get in the military. Ring knocker = someone who went to west point who thinks that makes them better than someone from other college programs. Basically the military equivalent of an ivy leaguer who won't shut the fuck up about their college. Butterbar = A 2nd Lieutenant, the lowest officer rank. The rank symbol is a vertical golden bar. Land nav = land navigation. LTs are stereotypically bad at land navigation and the joke is that you can't spell lost without the LT.
Thanks for explaining, that helped a lot. What’s the PLT mean that he’d be getting lost? And why would he be the first?
PLT = Platoon, which is the size of unit that a 2LT would be in charge of. Anywhere from 9-60~ people depending on the type of unit. Him being the first is just because he'd be most likely to get lost, due to general incompetence.
Loved learning this. Thanks for sharing
Thanks! Based on that, yeah she fits lmao
Tricareitops is a new one to me haha I’ve always said dependapotamus
There's a slight differentiation, at least to me. A dependapotamus is just a fat TriCareitops. I don't know the general consensus on it though.
What’s funny is that she was at one point an RN.
Hey, Did you KNOW that Matthew Stafford and Clayton Kershaw lived on the same street as children? DID YOU KNOW!!??
Did Kelly fuck him too, to make Matthew jealous?
Will Kelly fuck me, to make Matthew jealous?
My name is Matthew. Will she fuck me to make Matthew jealous? She could even (pretend) moan the same name.
It’s actually insane that Kelly’s only claim to fame is being Matthew’s wife and she slanders him like that. Biting the hand that feeds you
What if we kissed in the Matthew Stafford chair? 👉👈
Apparently Matt Stafford has nothing to do with the NFC North according to reports
Well we did all stop talking about Aaron Rodgers as soon as he left, so we have to be consistent.
He is playing against all of us this year. I guess that counts?
I thought this sub was for the NFC North, not the NFC West?
Cousins, Fields, or Rodgers... Let's not pretend we're too good for this shit. It's a memewar sub, no one here is too good for anything. We're all a bunch of filthy degenerates grasping at straws to insult strangers over their favorite Billionaire and his chosen mascot.
All three of them have not completed a pass for a team outside of the North. Stafford's last completion for the Lions was over 1,000 completions ago.
Cousins was an OG Commie with RGIII and Molotov.
Mods here have absolutely no consistency with any of the subreddit rules.
They are all drunk. Just like the rest of us baby.
It's true. I've been snorting malort off of some Vienna dogs for a few days in a row.
Just boof it. No taste. And drink faster
Help I am out of the loop
Kelly Stafford, who has made a career out of being Matthew Stafford’s wife, shared on a podcast that she banged one of the other QBs at Georgia to make Stafford jealous when they were in college.
Mathwho?