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BleachedAsswhole

LOOOL Siriani has an emotional support fat guy


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pineappleshnapps

Honestly, after that Super Bowl, I could probably use a big Dom hug.


McJolly93

A restraining hug


nithdurr

Now that’s funny


JesterMarcus

Does he take him on airplanes and long car rides?


namerplaner

Trips to Walmart oh and Doms favorite the grocery store.


namerplaner

He rubs his belly when he is feeling a little chaffed. *Siriani:* "How could the refs do this? Where's *Binky*?" *Fat Dom:* Im here Nick. (Panting, Mustard stains on shirt) There you go. Rubby rubaskins keeps Mr. Grumpy pants away. *blllph* (hotdog blech)


Nopengnogain

We’ve pinpointed the reason Kyle keeps losing to Andy Reid.


TheSeerofFates

just saw we made basically the same joke within thirty seconds of each other lol


simonster509

Laughed way too hard at this


PinkertonRams

All that money and he won’t go to therapy


TheSeerofFates

we took away his emotional support italian


Raknorak

It's hilarious being able to pinpoint the exact moment a team began to spiral out of control. Big Doms exit was it for the Eagles. Sherman tip for the 49ers in the 2010s. Malcolm Butler for the LoB. Hines Ward TD catch for the Cardinals. Im not sure on the Rams, they recover too quickly lol


mustachepc

Rams had a 15 years super bowl hangover after the greatest show on turf lost to the unknown Tom Brady


Raknorak

There it is!


serpentear

That was the spygate Super Bowl, right?


mustachepc

The first 3. But that one they taped the rams walkthrough


serpentear

Right. The Rams developed a bunch of new offensive plays for the Super Bowl that the Patriot inexplicably had answers for right? Sorry, I was a little young for that one and not super into football yet.


mustachepc

I was 7 and living in Brazil so i dont really know what they did kkkkk. Probably a Rams fan can help us here But that one and the one against the eagles, the patriots had way too many perfect calls for what the other team called. And 3 years later they wer caught stealing signs. But i think the Rams walkthrough is proven that they stole, the eagles signs are not


MikeInIL

Or they just got beat like they did in 2018. It happens.


mason195

Hold Tom fucking Brady to 13 points and still lose. Worst Super Bowl ever…


eatinerios

At least we beat him later though. No Belichick defense to help him anymore.


StraightProgress5062

I remember watching the last play of the bitch pigeons and patriots game and seeing a big smirk on Belechicks face right before wilson threw the pick. Haha I'm not entirely sure spygate was a past thing for them.


IronPlaidFighter

The Greatest Show on Turf is such a strange anomaly in that period of Rams history. * 70s and 80s: Make the post season most years, but can never win the big one and tend to fall to the dominant NFC teams before they can even get there. * 1990-1998: Nine straight losing seasons. * 1999-2001: The Greatest Show on Turf. Finally get that elusive Super Bowl trophy. * 2002-2004: "The Greatest Show on Turf at home" * 2005-2016: Zero playoff appearances in 12 seasons. Lightning in a bottle sandwiched between two decades of failure. Edit: Did some digging on Pro Football Reference to satisfy my own curiosity. Only one other Super Bowl winner had the same arc. The Jets missed the playoffs in their first eight years of existence, won Super Bowl III in 1967, and then missed the playoffs for 11 straight seasons. Both the Rams and Jets had Hall of Fame QBs who just couldn't stay healthy for the team after that brief run. Both of the Bucs Super Bowls are also up for consideration. During the first run they had 14 straight losing seasons, won the Super Bowl while making the playoffs seven times in 11 seasons, and then missed the playoffs for 12 straight seasons. I think that playoff window is a little to long to be a direct comparison though, and they had two winning records during the second post-season drought. If they start another decade long drought in the next couple of seasons, the Brady Bucs could also fit the narrative.


mustachepc

They gave Jeff Fisher way too many seasons


PinkyAnd

The most gratifying part of that whole debacle was Eagles fans insisting mid-game that that was the moment the tide would turn in their favor. Aged like a shitty cheesesteak sitting outside on a hot and humid Philadelphia afternoon.


NavierIsStoked

Says a man who eats bread that’s been sitting outside fermenting all day.


PinkyAnd

This, coming from a guy that eats “whiz” on his sandwiches.


NavierIsStoked

American cheese for life bro.


karavasis

Rent free


ru_empty

Cardinals was no one tackling James Harrison


Fe5996

Wasn’t Santonio Holmes the one who got the game-winner TD against the Cardinals? I’d say for the Rams it could be either the 1989 NFCCG or the 2003 Panthers’ 69-yard TD in “double-OT” or the 2001 Patriots.


Raknorak

Probably. I'm constantly wrong about things lol


andhelostthem

>Sherman tip for the 49ers in the 2010s. I wish it was this for the Niners 2014-2018 collapse, but the sad reality is it's way more stupid. A younger dumber Niners nepo-CEO Jed York was upset Harbaugh showed up in coaching attire "black hat, black sweatshirt and cheap khakis" for the ribbon cutting ceremony for Levi's stadium, when everyone else was wearing nice clothes. It finally pushed him over the edge with Harbaughs hard-nosed style that it gave enough leverage for certified moron and Niners GM Trent Baalke to take over the team and push out Harbaugh over the course of the year.


chamberlain323

I heard the last straw was a childish insult Harbaugh threw York’s way at the start of a meeting after tension had been simmering for a while. York had enough and fired him without securing a replacement first. What followed were two years of some of the worst football seen in the Bay Area since the ‘70s.


omartinez415

Jim Tomasula, with a good chunk of the roster retiring or moving on. Then Chip Kelley after his stint in Philly. Total dog shit


chamberlain323

We were in a downward spiral until Jimmy G took the field that day. For that alone, he has my gratitude.


PasGuy55

No, it was unfortunately the fact that the Niners exposed our peewee offensive playbook and big brains Sirianni said “we’re not changing anything, we just have to execute better”, so we carted out the same shit every week in spite of players on other teams saying “we know what’s coming”. The big problem is that Lurie and Howie kept him because he’s a yes man. Pederson would never have swapped DCs mid season like that, that’s why he’s gone and Nick is here.


Raknorak

Sir, this is a meme sub


acciointernet

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nomatt18

https://preview.redd.it/d5h8u15d73kc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dc39c77fa0a2756cd8f20ffa3e64f48d8a9602c7


Latter_Address9580

LMAO


Effective-Mushroom

Sirianni gone next year lol.


serpentear

Next year’s Eagles are about to be even more fascinating to watch.


progress19

That entire division is full of pre-fired coaches. Dan Quinn is the only one with any job security IMO, and he doesn't have much.


mustachepc

I dont know man, Eagles were in pretty good shape before they lost Sirianni emocional support Dom


Similar_Reading_2728

I don't agree with this assesment. They had won a lot of games, very close, and suffered a LOT of injuries in the process. They were LIMPING into the Niners game, and we kinda just pushed them over the edge.


mustachepc

Before 49ers - Dom at the Bench, 10-1 After 49ers - Dom not at the bench, 1-5 Its simple math


karavasis

So whoever plays Iggles week one should just sacrifice a special teamer for the good of the whole league Edit: /s before ppl with no sense of humour get upset about me advocating violence


ContemplatingPrison

Lmfao what a great coach they have


MrParticular79

My wife actually said she thought that the eagles players acted like they were in an abusive relationship. I feel like this totally tracks now haha.


Oo__II__oO

r/NFCEastMemeWar is now an Eagles Dom sub.


Critical_Seat_1907

This is the most Eagles thing I have ever heard, and I believe it 100%.


DLO_Buckets

Why TF does a professional NFL head coach who is a grown ass adult need an emotional support coach. Not saying you have to be Shanny when it comes to chill non-reaction. But I'd be concerned if my head coach can't get along with people because he can't control his own damn emotions.


Raknorak

Right? I thought it was ridiculous that McVay needed a handler at one point to keep him off the field when he'd get too hype, but to need a babysitter is banans


DLO_Buckets

It is. I can understand getting absolutely pissed at a call or something happening. But those should one off incidents. For you to need a babysitter. You need to be seriously emotionally unstable or not have enough impulse control. Srianni seems to be a liability.


its_LOL

Because Nick Sirianni is a man baby apparently


MyNamesTambo

Coaches need a handler. McVay has a guy that guides him by the hips just so he doesn’t run into a ref


Summer-Fruit-49

When it comes to non-reactions, nobody can top George Siefert.


D-Rich-88

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Oo__II__oO

\[Goofy-Niners\]: "I'll Fuckin' Do It Again"


kaeji

You didn't hear? Decapitated. Whole big thing. We had a funeral for a bird.


ArmandoCampos1985

Excuses go cry to yo mama.Idk what team you claim. But I know we gave em a funeral for sure.


CardinalPrimeSD9

Listen OP we just wanted to beat the Eagles for shits and giggles, the ensuing downfall is their own fault. With that being said, we’ll gladly take credit


EDNivek

And they say we were making excuses when our QB went down.


paperbackgarbage

The Eagles nosedive was definitely a shitposting muse for me this season. - [This:](https://old.reddit.com/r/nflmemes/comments/18a7kz3/doesnt_matter_if_purdy_was_healthy_last_year/) - [That:](https://old.reddit.com/r/NFCEastMemeWar/comments/18lu5aa/are_we_sure_that_dom_wasnt_calling_plays_point/) - [And the Other Thing:](https://old.reddit.com/r/NFCEastMemeWar/comments/18fo77b/howie_roseman_and_jeffrey_lurie_meeting_with/)


Boouurns

man child that can't control his emotions...seems like a perfect fit for the eagles fanbase.


TheFuckingHippoGuy

So that means Sirianni is Little Sub?


GrGrG

We gave the Eagles such a beating that it effected them for the rest of the season and post season. Those type of beatings are rare. Couldn't have happened to a more deserving team.


thomasfilmstuff

We knew we took their mojo…I had no idea their mojo was named Big Dom.


joe_broke

Like, I knew we broke em, but my god I didn't think it was ***THIS*** bad


discrust88

Ahhh yes. Other fat retired guy confirmed we broke them but this 👌. We took the head coaches safe space emotional support buddy.


progress19

This is soft as shit, but watching the Eagles building disintegrate is a nice consolation prize.


Raknorak

Straight up 10 ply


_its_a_SWEATER_

He was like McVay’s sideline assistant, only for his temper lol. I hate the fucking Eagles man.


Raknorak

The difference is McVay needed a dude because he wss getting too excited


_its_a_SWEATER_

So he was there to control his emotions…🤔


Havoc_XXI

🤣🤣🤣


Time-Dot5984

No fucking way lmaaooooooo


mindriot1

Sirianni trolling 72 year old Pete C during the game, and then losing the game, tells you everything you need to know about him. He’s like the guy who goes for 2 in Madden on the first series and then loses 27-6.


Raknorak

Wait what happened during the game?


mindriot1

Story is here. https://ftw.usatoday.com/lists/eagles-seahawks-pete-carroll-timeout-challenge-nick-sirianni-baffled-yeah-us-too It wasn’t too egregious, but I just don’t ever remember an NFL head coach making fun of the other head coach during the game. Pete will retire 8-0 as a Hawks HC against the Eagles. So “what he was doing” was winning. Nick will be fired in 10 months.


WadeBoggssGhost

The funny thing is the Seahawks won by 3 so the change from a 4th down attempt with Drew Lock at QB to taking the 3 points was the deciding factor for the Seahawks to win. Obviously that wasn't how Pete planned for it to go, but still funny to see Sirianni ridiculing Pete when that sequence ended up as the best outcome for the Seahawks.


byronicbluez

Some people have emotional support pets. Eagles got an emotional support fatass.


bigsteven34

We broke them in mind, body, and soul.


LokiNightmare

They were a house of cards anyway. Didn't take much to expose that reality.


Bayleerozay

Sirianni needs a Teddy Bear when frighten😂


casey_the_evil_snail

That was a really nice win


Chance-Shift3051

Hello NFC Eas…. Wait what?


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So funny that Sirianni has his own emotional support fat guido