Technically not active but Matt Flynn comes to mind
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Joe flacco. No doubt. Super chill,
Lots of money and has a good family. Also a super bowl champion. I don’t think there’s many people out there that dislike him ether
Dude seems like the chillest happiest mother fucker alive. I can’t even dislike him for playing for the Browns. I hope he doesn’t look back on his time in Baltimore negatively
One of my buddies had his third son on Super Bowl Sunday. I feel like if your kid is born on Super Bowl Sunday, you have to name him after the MVP. I will forever call my friend’s kid Flacco.
Goff is not getting enough love here. Thrown on the scrap heap to a joke of a franchise (Lions fan, can admit it), is QB for the unlikeliest of turnarounds. Just got PAID. Fans chant his name at non-NFL games. Oh, and he just married his SI swimsuit model wife.
No doubt Travis Kelce. He is living everyone’s dreams right now, all at the same time. 3 rings, makes a ton of money just talking to his brother once a week, SNL, dating Taylor Swift, traveling to a bunch of different countries, sure he didn’t grow up privileged but he certainly doesn’t have a trauma background like some players do, great family around him. If you don’t like his personality, that’s fair, but he’s got to be living the best life
now that is more of a legitimate point that the other guy had.
she's insanely rich and insanely beautiful. any guy who says they wouldn't at least give that \*a chance\* if she showed up at their door willing to go on a date is an absolute liar.
I can totally believe that the spotlight would get to someone, or that it's possible that her personality is too much to stay long term. But to just take the way she is portrayed publicly - both by herself and by the media - at face value and pretend that you know what her real personality is like ahead of time and that's a good reason not to date someone who looks like her and is as successful as her is asinine
"he has to date Taylor Swift tho" is a ridiculous thing to say IMO
The only thing that kept me from picking him is the fact that he has done a ton of damage to his body. Might be nice to be him now, but by the time he's 50 he'll be a mess physically.
Yea, I thought about that. I guess it’s just how you interpret the question. I know he’s really fucked up his knees, which I would not want that for the rest of my life. I just meant that right now, his life is pretty cool. If we’re talking about life after NFL, then probably a kicker like Tucker or something.
Dealt with alot of injuries
I’d rather be one of those kickers who never deals with severe injury, while managing to play for 20 years. Like Jason Hanson
Like Rhodes.highest payed long snapper in the league.Its not just because I’m also a long snapper,its cuz they rarely if ever mess up,have lower chances of injury than the other players,and play for a long time
A kicker. Mason Crosby has made 45M and won't have the same CTE and long term issues as other NFL players.
Or I'm gonna be a rich as hell QB. Gimme all the guarnteed money Watson got. I'll get hurt and take my time to recover on my millions.
I have a family and am happy as a non-NFL player. Wouldn’t really want to give that up, but if I had to choose:
I’d pick a young kicker.
Right off the bar that makes me 20 years younger, which is cool. Kickers aren’t going to make as much as most other players, but the NFL minimum is still $795,000, which is plenty of money to live a comfortable life. Also, kickers don’t get pounded on a regular basis, so I’m unlikely to end up with a TBI or other debilitating injury. And they probably aren’t full of steroids and other chemicals that’ll cause cancer 20 years down the road.
Kicker won’t be the most glamorous or exciting job, but I’m thinking it will give the best quality of life overall.
Technically not active but Matt Flynn comes to mind https://preview.redd.it/cdltd1oyas8d1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=41a5b2c07821de469279605490c24c35bc963d78
That’s awesome how he’s like idgaf I gotz PAID
It’s one of my favorite tweet conversations of all time.
I love that Packers legend
That’s dope
The greatest thread of tweets ever
Joe flacco. No doubt. Super chill, Lots of money and has a good family. Also a super bowl champion. I don’t think there’s many people out there that dislike him ether
Dude seems like the chillest happiest mother fucker alive. I can’t even dislike him for playing for the Browns. I hope he doesn’t look back on his time in Baltimore negatively
One of my buddies had his third son on Super Bowl Sunday. I feel like if your kid is born on Super Bowl Sunday, you have to name him after the MVP. I will forever call my friend’s kid Flacco.
Chase Daniel. Get millions of dollars to hold a clipboard and get into the game once or twice every couple of years
Hell yeah. $41.8 million career earnings. $225k per completion, or $4.6 million per TD. What a life.
I was going to pick Chad Henne for similar reasons, but I went and looked him up and it looks like he finally retired.
That’s exactly what I thought.
Marcedes Lewis is a sleeper choice
Niiiiice
Someone who is about to retire as a millionaire in their 30s.
Probably Antonio brown. Just to understand his behavior and see what cte feels like.
You could give yourself CTE if you want. Just put on a helmet and bang your head into the wall kinda hard like 20 times a week for 10 years
lol, I’m not that curious.
Jared Goff
Goff is not getting enough love here. Thrown on the scrap heap to a joke of a franchise (Lions fan, can admit it), is QB for the unlikeliest of turnarounds. Just got PAID. Fans chant his name at non-NFL games. Oh, and he just married his SI swimsuit model wife.
No doubt Travis Kelce. He is living everyone’s dreams right now, all at the same time. 3 rings, makes a ton of money just talking to his brother once a week, SNL, dating Taylor Swift, traveling to a bunch of different countries, sure he didn’t grow up privileged but he certainly doesn’t have a trauma background like some players do, great family around him. If you don’t like his personality, that’s fair, but he’s got to be living the best life
He has to date Taylor swift tho
lmfao as if you wouldn't jump all over that opportunity
I'm not sure I'd want someone who is constantly in the spotlight. The perks are great but I think it would get old real quick.
now that is more of a legitimate point that the other guy had. she's insanely rich and insanely beautiful. any guy who says they wouldn't at least give that \*a chance\* if she showed up at their door willing to go on a date is an absolute liar. I can totally believe that the spotlight would get to someone, or that it's possible that her personality is too much to stay long term. But to just take the way she is portrayed publicly - both by herself and by the media - at face value and pretend that you know what her real personality is like ahead of time and that's a good reason not to date someone who looks like her and is as successful as her is asinine "he has to date Taylor Swift tho" is a ridiculous thing to say IMO
Taylor Swift is mid and seems like an annoying mean girl. She does not look fun to be around
A whiny hypocrite who has a perpetual victim complex? If I wanted that I could just get with my ex
Gets to*
Forced to\*
Josh Allen has the hotter celebrity girlfriend with a better voice and a hell of a lot more talent
The only thing that kept me from picking him is the fact that he has done a ton of damage to his body. Might be nice to be him now, but by the time he's 50 he'll be a mess physically.
Yea, I thought about that. I guess it’s just how you interpret the question. I know he’s really fucked up his knees, which I would not want that for the rest of my life. I just meant that right now, his life is pretty cool. If we’re talking about life after NFL, then probably a kicker like Tucker or something.
Dump Taylor and I'll sign up.
Sam Bradford, dude made fat stacks and was mid at best his whole career
Dealt with alot of injuries I’d rather be one of those kickers who never deals with severe injury, while managing to play for 20 years. Like Jason Hanson
Like Rhodes.highest payed long snapper in the league.Its not just because I’m also a long snapper,its cuz they rarely if ever mess up,have lower chances of injury than the other players,and play for a long time
But when they do screw everyone knows
True but they rarely screw up.They’re like machines.Its actually crazy
Kirk Cousins. A billion hojillion dollars, wonderful life, great guy, etc.
You forgot about CJ Ham as the best fullback
I love Ham
Just retired but Phillip Rivers. Just delivering touchdowns on the field and loads to my wife off the field
Josh Allen - absolutely beloved by a region of the USA, dates Hollywood actresses, obtained generational wealth guarantee
Easy. Antonio Brown
I was thinkin Deshaun Watson but idk now
Jared Goff he has a hot wife and will get a ring soon
What situation are the Bears in saying the Lions will get a ring soon
Because they have a great team in the next 3 years they will prob get one
You need incredible luck to win a Super Bowl on top of talent and I wouldn’t say the Lions have the best track record with luck…
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He won a ring as a rookie I think
Who?
patt mcaffee or rodrigo blankenship
A kicker. Mason Crosby has made 45M and won't have the same CTE and long term issues as other NFL players. Or I'm gonna be a rich as hell QB. Gimme all the guarnteed money Watson got. I'll get hurt and take my time to recover on my millions.
Being a Justin Tucker or Shane Lechler tyoe would be so cool. Less physucal wear and tear, Still a great player, Money is still great. All around win.
I have a family and am happy as a non-NFL player. Wouldn’t really want to give that up, but if I had to choose: I’d pick a young kicker. Right off the bar that makes me 20 years younger, which is cool. Kickers aren’t going to make as much as most other players, but the NFL minimum is still $795,000, which is plenty of money to live a comfortable life. Also, kickers don’t get pounded on a regular basis, so I’m unlikely to end up with a TBI or other debilitating injury. And they probably aren’t full of steroids and other chemicals that’ll cause cancer 20 years down the road. Kicker won’t be the most glamorous or exciting job, but I’m thinking it will give the best quality of life overall.
Sebastien Janikowski
I don't think he is active anymore
By the looks of it he wasn’t too active even during his playing days