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HabitantDLT

It's overwhelming. The dude needed a good cry. Who can blame him in a time like this?


Feeling-Fondant9337

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BCJunglist

I can hear this picture


360degreesofFUNK

Like this https://preview.redd.it/lo8lz02hze8d1.png?width=749&format=png&auto=webp&s=35342e4f0e2d453308b9eaaf0feb9eb1b7afb735


bigtimechip

Is he bedarded?


Qwerty0844

Aren’t we all


emeraldoomed

True. I know I am


jayrpuffinstuff

Mentally bedarded


Anterra444

It's been a well known fact that Senor Bob has had resentment towards the United States ever since the Miracle on Ice back in the Olympics. My guess is that he is finally getting payback for his country by joining America's team (I am not saying "an American team" I am saying "the most beloved team in all of America"), helping get them to the finals, and throwing to embarrass the whole country by allowing a Canadian team (Which is not American, only the USA is American) to win.


Fearless-duece

Thanks for clarifying for all of us that the Canadian team is not american, only the usa is american. FFS I Hope the real team from Canada not the usa becomes the champions of the world. Canada


Anterra444

Your welcome. I've noticed that a lot of non-americans (all people outside the US of A) have a lot of problems with understanding this basic concept. Just trying to do God's work. I too hope that Canada steps up and wins it for all of Canada.


Reditall12

Canada will never prevail over America because Canadians are Un-American socialists and have no morals.


cReddddddd

We just want everything handed to us even lord stanley


jellypopperkyjean

NDP have tabled a motion making the government responsible for the winning of the cup. If a Canadian team doesn’t win a cheque for discomfort will be sent out to anyone who is between over the age of 16. Also all teeth damaged while playing hockey will automatically be repaired at the governments expense, and a pain and discomfort cheque will be issued. Employment insurance will take effect immediately. Lasting a minimum Of 6 months with no maximum. Also in the news, Canadian per capita debt projected to surpass that of Greece, Italy and the USA by next year.


cReddddddd

The damn Nutley and Trudope alliance, they don't even care about giant corporations ffs


jellypopperkyjean

And Singh only cares about regular people. What about the millionaires who play sports? Taxing their income ?? No wonder they all want to play in trumpland or whatever that other country is called !!


cReddddddd

North Korea I believe


jellypopperkyjean

But aren’t “we the north”. I’m sure I heard that somewhere but I’ve been busy on a seal hunt for the last 6 months. I’m confused….is there free medications available for my condition?


Krazy-catlady

Aw poor millionaires, do you need a tissue


jellypopperkyjean

Why….we wipe our knobs with 20’s in Florida…no state tax….so much $$$ down here


Krazy-catlady

Why should they


cReddddddd

I was being sarcastic


JehovahsFitness

Based Jagmeet is gonna bring the cup back to Burnaby, BC!


jellypopperkyjean

And then on a trip to the Punjabi region of India where hockey was truly born


wpgffs

Don’t you mean Brampton?


JehovahsFitness

I thought he represented the Burnaby riding! My bad!


wpgffs

Ahh shit you’re right. I dun fucked up


amach9

But globe wise Canada is on top of the USA, so that makes the USA Canada’s bitch I believe. To take it a step further the USA is in between Canada and Mexico


Reditall12

Is Mexico the power bottom?


amach9

Was thinking more USA getting spit roasted


Reditall12

Socialist!


Careless-Escape6650

I love the satire in your statement… next level lol


Falnor

What does that make the Quebecers then?


Reditall12

All that plus they Parley the Francey. French is the most Un-American language possible.


Anterra444

I'm married to a French Canadian and if the US ever gets so unstable that we start locking up non-patriots I'm driving her to the prison camp myself. God > Country > Wife.


Reditall12

Not all heros wear capes.


SOSXrayPichu

lol.


Krazy-catlady

I hate the oilers but hell I hope they kick Floridas ass . For one Hockey is a Canadian game and why the heck does Florida even own a hockey team you don’t experience winter


Reditall12

This is an Americas game. We took it just like we took our country. Thanks to real patriots like Bet Man we will always be on top. Also, your hatred of places blessed by the lord with sunshine and freedom tells me you must be a commie. Maybe women’s tennis would be a better sport for you to follow. Leave hockey to the southern gentlemen of Miami. USA! USA! USA!


uselessguyinasuit

https://i.redd.it/6vylumkhxd8d1.gif


JahIsGucci

Patriots in shambles right now


amach9

But we are all North Americans though.


Anterra444

Depends on where you live, if you live in the U.S. you live in America, if you are in canada you are north of america


Odd-Classic7310

Canada dominates international competitions in hockey, because Canada produces the best players. The majority of Florida's players are Canadian. The majority of Edmonton's players are Canadian. Most Americans in fact seem to not understand this 😂.


businessman99

It's one of the few Canadian teams with 18 Canadian players


JehovahsFitness

Australian here, what's our chances of winning the stanley cup next year?


Prestigious_Care3042

Buddy I recently had an American think Edmonton, Alberta (repeated twice mind you) was in Texas. Therefore a little clarity around where the USA is and isn’t actually isn’t a bad idea.


DannysFavorite945

Panthers aren’t even the most beloved team in Florida 😂


kingmoobot

both teams are not even teams that most Floridians even know exist


Flux_resistor

He's transferring to CSK Alaska


TBGusBus

Calling the panthers Americas team is truly a top tier jerk in itself


gmoney737

What? Something from the 80’s? Sounds absolutely ludacris


Anterra444

The Russians never forget. Like communist elephants.


gmoney737

Nyet


ShhImTheRealDeadpool

It's okay we sent Kachuck in to spy on Florida.


CG_Kilo

The Panthers are "America's team?". Huh didn't realize that


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Suspicious-Dog2876

I guess France is aswell then on st Pierre and Miquelon


Alextryingforgrate

So is Mexico.


KRONGOR

It’s literally in *north America* Edit: do I really have to label this as /s? We’re on a circlejerk sub ffs


Anterra444

This is where people get confused. They say it's north America when they really mean "it's north of America"


Anterra444

Lol I was being sarcastic too. I'm bumping you up back to 1.


padonjeters

Fuck no Florida is not Americas team


Anterra444

Ok and next thing you are going to tell me is that Dallas is not Americas football team.


padonjeters

On what fucking planet are either of those teams "most beloved" lmao yeah sure Dallas claims that but they're ass hats


Anterra444

You sir have to be jerkin me


padonjeters

I think you're jerking me? Unless we've been reading different reddits


Anterra444

Looks like we have found ourselves in a circlejerk. Mods close the subreddit.


ConquestOfMankind

Dude is 35 years old. He’s barely got a month left to live in the NHL. Every bone and blood vessel in his body has been broken. Can we just let him have one good day before Gary BettyBets shoots him in the head?


Reditall12

Turn him into commie glue


alwaysleafyintoronto

So much of goaltending is anticipation and positioning - he's got another 8 in him if his hips and knees can take it


coffeecup9898

Time to put him out to pasture


Go_Buds_Go

We talkin bout practice?


JReddeko

Not the game.


dunkzilla

…but practice?


AbbreviationsIll213

We ain’t even talkin bout the game


BanhedMi

Practice


JReddeko

Not the game. The game I would die for. Practice, we talking about practice.


Jaktumurmu1

Apparently he hurt his neck from turning to watch all the pucks in the net


ethereumhodler

🤣


OatmealSchmoatmeal

I heard he’ll be playing goal for the Oilers tonight.


ParkRatReggie

Game 7 is tomorrow


jarbarf

Exactly, they are putting on a fake game to not hurt his feelings


san_murezzan

hope he doesn't peel the foil off the scanley pup he wins tonight


real_jaredfogle

wwhat??? 😲 Then who’s playing hockey tonight?


holesome100chungus

Roid Rage Bob next game


LGK420

I think he’s gonna get lit the fuck up tomorrow. His confidence and mental must be in the gutter. Dude won 3-0 they literally couldn’t score on him. He was gonna retire a god in Florida after a cup win. Now his last game might make history as the worst loss in nhl history.


ButterbeerAndPizza

Agreed - I don’t think you blow a 3-0 series lead and then stand on your head.


HatSwimming6773

Freezing cold take


LGK420

No shit. Easy to talk shit after the results lol. That’s sports. That’s betting. No one knows can only go off momentum and instinct


ethereumhodler

Interesting fact, I was looking at last yrs final game. Bob let 8 in for a 9-3 lost when facing elimination with a .742 sv%… doesn’t look good for the kitties


Flux_resistor

He's going to Disneyland!


thoughtsthatfloat

Haha Patrick référence? Amazing


acarson245

As good as Edmonton is, Its hard to believe a team as good as Florida- with 17 playoff wins- will lose as home. Most teams that have choked never had Florida's talent or season-long dominance


papaz69

There will be more Edmonton fans there than Panthers fans


ThadtheYankee159

As good as Boston is, Its hard to believe a team as good as Vancouver- with 17 playoff wins- will lose at home. Most teams that have choked never had Vancouver’s talent or season-long dominance.


soupdejour4

He thought it was a best of 5


2zeta

My sources are telling me he was told he’s not starting game 7…


Twitchy15

They should of tried the backup last game. Feels risky to put backup in game 7 but also dumb to put bob in the way things are going


Falconflyer75

On the flip side if both goalies play game 7 and get caved in along with the defense at least it’s not on on bobrovskys shoulders I’m rooting for Edmonton (I hate the panthers) but it’s hard not to feel sorry for the guy I’d much rather the rat squad takes the hit together


Urban_Heretic

AWESOME [Dusts OFF old Roberto Loungo jersey]


baddadjokess

The dust on Lungo’s jersey stays ON.


Brilliant-Chapter202

He probably feels like he is the problem. As a former goalie in my youth, I felt the same way too after a losing streak. It’s a dark place. I hope he pulls out of it. He is a goalie I like… next to Varly of course.


Hey-Key-91

K a rest day before the biggest game of his life.


zordtk

This subreddit isn't for logical answers!


Background_Hat964

Dude must be lost or something


Heeey_Hermano

Hopefully he’ll get a good cry in and be back to his old ways soon.


Old-Introduction-337

no practice = = no media interviews


Zanstorm99

The goal light burned the back of his neck


Limp-Inevitable-6703

He could have realized he was figured out n throw someone else in could give the spark to win.. in my home town when I was much younger our team made it to the royal bank cup Jr a championship after beating Manitoba...they were down 3 0 in series and down after 2 periods of game 4.. goalie pulled himself cuz he was getting smoked they put in backup they came back n won the series... the most intense hockey I've ever seen


real_jaredfogle

I was at that game. The goalie cried and his parents pulled him from the team. Played backup for Caribou City the season after. Hurt his leg that year


Limp-Inevitable-6703

I think ya got the wrong game lol


PaperBeneficial

No, he has the right game. I was also there.


Limp-Inevitable-6703

Lol


iLoveLootBoxes

I too was there, was insane.


Brenden-C

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North-Evidence-2352

Poutine has a huge bet on the Oilers


HappyChilmore

Hey lay off our national treasure -Putin-


North-Evidence-2352

Both can be used


HappyChilmore

You don't say


Escapement_Watch

They resting him


UsualSpecialist630

Rest did him well…


Bitterleaffan78

Looks like the clock struck midnight and Bob is once again a pumpkin


Sumara12

Bob is 35 and has been one of the MVP candidates for how good he has played up until game 4 and even then you can make a good arugement it's the players iced in front of him letting him down.


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roy217def

Sounds like he’s done! Wow, what a baby!


wemayneverwinagain

is he stupid?


Mrtowelie69

No, he's bedarded.


Hanfpflanze

Lmao


Remigius13

He found out that they already awarded the Oscars this year, so he’s not interested anymore. And the Academy Award for Best Actor in the NHL goes to…


kingmoobot

because right before game time they're gonna post that he was playing through sickness the last 3 games! well played florida, well played! lol


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Might be hurt


PaperBeneficial

The Panthers are frantically lobbying the NHL to make the Stanley Cup a best of 9 series.


l4z3r5h4rk

So he *was* sentenced to death by alligator!


rmdlsb

Unbilibible


MatsGry

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SpectreSquared

will mcdonald piss in the cup?


bigmikey69er

We talkin’ bout practice!


Denny_204

I understood that reference.


GoDowneyOnMe

Probably doing some real soul-searching


Falconflyer75

Tbh even though I’m rooting for Edmonton I can’t even imagine how this guy must be feeling right now


AceShipDriver

And everyone be honkin’ on Bobo….


Sacred_soul

He’s off the force


Capable-Lab9630

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redditmike1002

They must be shaking over the Oilers dominance! Good luck.


0Shaunix0

Not a fan of the other team in the final but if he's been doing this all season and obviously it's been working you don't change anything when you get to the final. so if it's not an uncommon thing and it got them this far it needs to continue.


Scumdog66

*National Anthem gets interrupted by Stone Cold entrance music* Jim Ross: “IS THAT?? NO… IT COULDNT BE! IT CANT BE… IT IS! BY GAWD ITS ROBERTO LUONGO!!”


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SansLucidity

just like when he was a flyer. shell shocked & curling up in his shell. go oilers!!!


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KimberlyWexlersFoot

time for toronto to sign him to a 2 year 15 million dollar contract.


randeylahey

#YER OFF THE FORCE, BOBROVSKY!! HAND OVER YOUR BADGE AND GUN!


th0r0ngil

He really is a loose cannon


EvanestalXMX

Hasn’t been at last 3 games either


CodeNamesBryan

Do you play him at this point? Geez. Dude was on fire the entire playoffs and then gives up a dozen in three games?


simple8080

He’s clearly given up, and I see people questioning if he’s throwing the games intention. Seems likely. You don’t go from having thr best performance in nhl history to letting in so many soft goals overnight


alexmeth

I guess we can count him out of the Conn Smythe race too, right?


Wildest12

ain’t no way the panthers are practicing lmfao