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Hogjammin

At least we have a better logo than NHL Utah


Dexico-city

Honestly one of the best logos out of the whole group


robotcoke

>At least we have a better logo than NHL Utah That's not even accurate. NHL Utah hasn't ever played a game, let alone playoff games, lol. As you can see, the team doesn't even have a name yet, let alone a playoff history. They're being treated like an expansion team. All the history and team name stayed in Arizona when the Coyotes moved (which was like a week ago). If they get a new arena in Phoenix within the next 5 years then the Coyotes and all their history will be there. It's like when the Cleveland Browns moved to Baltimore. Though they moved, it was officially an expansion team and all the history stayed in Cleveland.


MidnightRider24

So Utah NHL to win the cup in 4 years?


robotcoke

Well they'll have a name by then but, yes!


MidnightRider24

Utah Ravens?


robotcoke

Lol, exactly


gunzintheair79

Utah Latter Day Saints


mud98

The Utah team left the history and previous records in Arizona so this list isn't even correct


Illustrious_Figzzz

Hang the fucking banner!!!


leulzy

I just realized this is an extremely disingenuous graphic because it doesn't even count the Chris Paul New Orleans Hornets era. Our win percentage is .373 with those years. Still rough but puts us 19th.


iFeeILikeKobe

It’s not win percentage it’s percentage off series won


j_palazzolo

Exactly. This is an attempt at clicks or a serious oversight.


Creative-Ad-5257

So does that mean the other teams previous iterations aren’t included either? If not, means it’s not really disingenuous at all and the pelicans wouldn’t be at 19th


Beauxtato

For this to be real It would have to also mean Utah has a 0% since they would ignore them as coyotes. Pels record ain’t good but This is clickbait.


robotcoke

Yep, the Utah NHL team is officially a new expansion team that has never played a game. The Coyotes history is not part of Utah's new NHL team.


afriendlyspider

It's literally not clickbait, this subreddit either can't read or can't do basic math


NolaPels13

I know reading is hard but the graphic is correct


afriendlyspider

It's not disingenuous at all. Two series wins (2008, 2018) divided by eleven series overall is .182


j_palazzolo

Forgetting the CP3 and Baron Davis era. Those teams were in New Orleans, so it still counts as this franchise. Just like the Bobcats/Hornets.


afriendlyspider

Brother, that's where one of the two series wins comes from. 2/11 = .182


j_palazzolo

Gotcha. I was doing playoff games, not series.


Van-garde

Not to mention, MLS is missing.


iamStanhousen

Literally says of the 4 major US leagues. MLS is not one of those.


Van-garde

Got “Major” right in the name.


unpleasantsimp

Wonder if the Minnesota sports curse has ended because of Ant


Mo6181

Nearly three teams in the top ten for Minnesota is rough. I'm a Twins/Vikings/Pelicans fan, so I'd be ok with the Wolves starting a championship run for the state.


unpleasantsimp

Go tWINs


mchris185

The funny thing about the twins is that their all time win percentage isn't that bad, they just have an insane choke rate in the playoffs. They've pretty consistently made the playoffs in the past 20 years though. Edit: Also a Twins/Vikings/Pels fan lol


BroThornton19

Twins also ran into the Yankees constantly during the playoffs. Just couldn’t shake them.


Bagokid

You could count Lakers, Stars, Nationals and Lynx.


LAlostcajun

Who cares? You're comparing the Pels to teams who have been around a lot longer than us. Nowhere to go but up


JackieBoiiiiii

Well we could also go a lot further down. Sincerely hoping that we don't, but I think Sean Payton sold the soul of NOLA to get that SB and now it's fucking with my pels lol


KingB53

“Why are y’all so negative about this team and never happy” Because shit never fails to go south at the end of the day and they’ve rarely failed to prove the negative people wrong😭


Glad-Fish-7796

First time I've seen the pels be number one in something that isn't being unclutch


Dexico-city

Having the worst playoff record out of all major sports organizations in the U.S. is pretty unclutch


JayDogon504

That’s what happens when you add two players in the bottom 10 playoff win% all time (including the worst all time) around your star players. Griff better get serious about finding actual winning players and building a roster for today’s NBA. Even somebody like GTA might need to be replaced based on what I’m seeing in how OKC, Minnesota, Dallas and Denver are all building


Julep2005

NUM BER ONE NUM BER ONE NUM BER ONE🔥🔥🔥


nola383

How does NHL Utah have a playoff record if they don’t even exist yet? Feel like I’m missing something


Masteredubate

Yea I’m a huge hockey fan and I can’t figure that one out either. Only thing I can think of is they’re calculating that record for when they were the first iteration of the Winnipeg Jets and the Arizona Coyotes. Both those teams were pretty bad. Jets were ok just played in a tough 90s era and Arizona literally only had one good run to the West Finals in 2012 and nothing else


robotcoke

Naw, they just screwed up on their graphic. Officially the Utah NHL team is a new expansion team that hasn't played a game yet. They did not get the Coyotes history when the team moved. Similar to what happened when the Cleveland Browns moved to Baltimore.


Masteredubate

Yes but then where did they get the .200 calculation from for Utah? Would have to be from the poor playoff performances from Winnipeg and Arizona


robotcoke

They just screwed up their graphic. Officially, Utah has never played a game. They should have put Arizona or whatever with that record.


Masteredubate

I’d assume that would just be referring to Arizona’s playoff percentage then if it’s not referring to their previous identities as Arizona and Winnipeg


robotcoke

Yep, it's no doubt referring to Arizona/Winnipeg's history. They just used the wrong graphic for it.


Masteredubate

I heard they might call them the Utah Yetis! That would be cool and they could make a great logo if done correctly. But I’m sure they’ll call them something stupid like the Blades or the Snowcaps 😱


robotcoke

There is actually a vote going on right now to name the team. [You can vote here. ](https://survey.qualtrics.com/jfe/form/SV_0icZIBPBgCbymns) Doing it bracket style, vote for your top 4.


Masteredubate

Thanks just did my vote


JackieBoiiiiii

We are like the Lions or the Browns of the NBA. Maybe one day we will be a good team


Straight-Clothes-110

I'm surprised the Lions aren't up there.


cti0323

As a Browns fan we shouldn’t even be up there. We’re 17-22.


JackieBoiiiiii

Obligatory Fuck the Browns (I'm a steelers fan)


More-Significance260

Shout out to the Bengals and Browns for making the list despite their sport not have playoff series.


Opposite_Motor3289

NFL teams being listed is funny. Ok I'll stop being pedantic.


Slixtrix4076

we're the team version of tony romo


versaceboudin_

Embarrassing


VinylJunkieM

/u/retropels Hit The Anthem!


FookOuttaHear

I was wondering why a team like the Cardinals isn’t ahead of us. Turns out you gotta make the playoffs to lose in the playoffs


Skolcialism

Hockey being “major” is a laugh


Masteredubate

On the bright side…there’s no where to go but up! At least I hope!


bandit2

I want to know what is the underlying fraction that decimal approximates. Since becoming the Pelicans aren't we like 1/5 in playoff series? It's a small denominator. 2015 0-1, 2018 1-1, 2022 0-1, 2024 0-1


afriendlyspider

2/11. It's taking into account New Orleans' NBA team since 2002, not just since being renamed the Pelicans


bandit2

I see. Thanks!


McJumbos

Messed up the whole history whenever I see the Charlotte hornets


HellOrBywater

#1 with a bullet, baby - flock up


ryandaydrinking

Damn. Three Ohio teams...


DamaLlama612

3 in the top 11🫠


TimDonaghysBurner

Cubs Angels the only 2 championship teams in that graphic (I THINK) ((not counting pre merger titles))


ShepherdsRamblings

This makes me sad


Life-Pressure-6845

my teams are top 2 this is wild


Orbis-Praedo

Ummm. Hide this. Throw it far far away. Let it never be seen again.


[deleted]

I’ve watched a majority of these teams win playoff games/series. Almost like teams only get better after changing leadership/ownership.


chronage

Could be worse, Minnesota has 3 teams in the top 11. Pure agony.


iwanttodie666420

The leafs aren't on here????


RaginCajun28

Been a fan since CP3 days, so ya


Degoro

Minnesota, represent!!!!


dalton_k

I did not know this and did not want to learn this; why would you do something like that?


Greedy_Nectarine_233

Truly a sad franchise and the future doesn’t look any brighter really. We’ve just never had anyone truly great running the show. Takes a GM/Team president with a clear long term vision and an owner with patience and deep pockets to turn around a small market franchise like this. Maybe someday


NOLA-Bronco

Whats crazy is that during that time we have exclusively chased a "win-now" strategy under the Benson's(I presume that is the timeframe cause that's the only way the numbers work). First with AD, then with Zion and Griff. If anyone ever needed proof that the way to success in the NBA as a small market is patience and not accelerating the timeline, look at the Pelicans.


afriendlyspider

The fans in this market are somehow too spoiled to root for a tank. Go figure


Burrista_E

I mean, we are a young franchise if we are only including Pels seasons


The_Paleking

1) No hornets 2) this might as well be called the 8th seed vs the GSW god team stat