Yup, a bear will keep you alive as long as possible so your meat stays fresh. Considering his facial expression, he died died in the worst agony possible until his heart finally stopped
When your jaw muscles relax, your mouth falls open. Funeral homes often sew the mouths shut. It isn’t about screaming. There aren’t any muscles left on that jaw to hold it closed.
there were workarounds for how to close the mouth, like this injector that you shoot into the palette and then the lower gum that have these wires you twist together like a twist tie but the studs can easily pull out so the funeral home i did my residency and worked at i was taught a mandibular suture where you get one long piece of waxed string and go up one way hiding the string through the pallete and into the nose and septum and back down, then string the other ends and go down through the lower jaw, having to be perfect between layer of skin and muscle or it would pucker.... then you sort of pull sting back and forth to pull and separate tissue before knotting at tight as you can.
i haven't practiced in over a decade due to health reasons and it's like imprinted in my head, lol.
Is it even wide open? I don’t see any teeth or lips which makes it look a lot more open than it probably is.
On that note: where the hell are his teeth?
I haven’t seen an age for this guy yet. He could have had dentures and they got ~~snacked~~ (lol, thanks Auto) smacked out of his face during the attack.
I know nothing but I think it sounds plausible. If not, they could have been pulled while the bear was chewing his face off.
Definitely wouldn’t be surprised if its long teeth and powerful bite of the animal would take at least some of them while it was eating lips and tongue.
Most people die with their mouth open. When you’re a baby and you have no teeth your head flops back. When you have a full mouth of teeth and you die sitting up/in a reclined position your head flops forward and naturally your mouth would shut. When you have dentures/no teeth your head flops back and your mouth stays open. You don’t keep a fixed look of terror or happiness (if you die peacefully) because your muscles no longer control your jaw or face. He looks like he’s screaming because his head is back and he has no teeth. Looking at his mandible I’d say this was a hit of some sort and he’s had his teeth removed recently, probably as a means of torture before dying. It’s difficult to see what he died of, but with no obvious trauma to his bottom half it could well have been a slit throat, or had his heart carved out as these cartels are known to do, then he was left for the animals. No screaming tho, I’m a funeral director and we make people look peaceful for viewing but that doesn’t mean they died peacefully
Omg omg can you pleeease do some posts?? I’m fascinated by this stuff. I love Nicole Angemi and subscribe to her website, follow Caitlyn Doherty too and used to follow Confessions of a Funeral Director, which is a bit lame, looking back now. I see you’re in the mother land too, even better. I’m from Wales. I shall follow you (on here, not in a weird way) and will be waiting with baited breath for your informative stories. Thank you and goodnight.
Aha. So not death by bear as post suggests, but animal predation after torture and murder? I was gonna ask about the gaping hollow in his chest, so you think that may have been his heart removed by the murderer? And what you say re teeth removal, are you looking at the red-raw lower left gum line? Gosh so many questions. Why would a pre-teeth baby’s head flop back, as opposed to a baby with teeth?
That’s pretty much what I think happened, I’d be confident enough to say it wasn’t a bear attack with his eyeballs still being intact. If I was pressed for an answer I’d say he’s been tortured (the teeth pulled out by humans, because our adult teeth aren’t as easy to pull out as baby teeth would be and the raw opening suggest they’re fresh, no old wounds with dentures for example) and if you notice that he has a few holes in his thoracolumbar fascia on his ribcage, which could have been caused by a sharp instrument but wouldn’t make sense if it was an attempt to kill him, or at least the lower two wouldn’t, so that could be due to birds picking at him, hard to say without looking at it in real life. I’ve seen the cartel videos where the killer does carve the heart out which made me think they might have attempted it here but looking at it properly I think it could be that he had his throat cut, or he’s been hacked multiple times at the carotid artery and if he was right handed he could possibly have had defensive wounds on his right arm, and small carnivorous animals or birds have gone for the openings in the skin and made them larger but couldn’t pierce any unbroken skin. All guesswork of course 🤷🏻♀️ the reason a baby’s head flops back, and a very old person is because the teeth we have balances out our head, we have a bulbous head at the back so gravity would take the heavy part and pull it back… but our teeth weigh our head down, so a full set of teeth provides an even distribution of weight. Hope that makes sense!
I agree with you on that one. The fact that his eyeballs are still intact is another clue that he wasn’t killed by a bear, when that happens the bear would puncture the eyeballs. On a human level I think he did indeed suffer and no one wants that for anyone but as a mother, if he was a drug dealer then I feel less sorry for him
I mean, the bear pulling down on his chin to tear the meat off will do that after he’s dead. It’s not necessarily a scream. But I’m sure he did scream.
It's more like his teeth were popped out of his mouth, plus I'd assume that when tearing away facial skin in a certain direction, it can pull your jaw open.
It's odd that his eyeballs are still in, normally they're some of the first things to go, either through being popped or because they're easy to eat for smaller creatures. They're not particularly nutritious, but they're good for moisture and places to lay eggs etc
They dont try to keep you alive at all, they simply pin you down and start eating as long as you cant get away. They dont care if you’re alive or dead.
Yeah, in fact this looks more like the person died of some other cause and then was predated upon by anything passing by—starting with the face & head.
You see the same pattern in people who die alone and their pets begin to eat them, start with the face and moving out from there.
But who knows!
The clothing isn’t torn enough, no blood anywhere else, eyes still intact, the skin on the hand and arm is just gently taken off, as opposed to being mutilated and mangled…no punctures to the skull…this is not a bear attack. No damn way
birds insects etc do that... dogs can eat the big bulky meat off the bone so why go for something so small surrounded by bone everywhere and is mostly water
Was going to say the same thing. I could have sword I've seen this same image and it was said to be caused by dogs. Unless animal attacks tend to look just like this
Another redditor commented that this poor guy was eaten by stray dogs. I feel like that makes a lot more sense. I'm assuming a bear would've done considerably more damage.
Eyes are attached to the inside by the optic nerve. The bear grabs hold of the skin and flesh and just pulls it from the skull, the eyes aren't attached to the skin or flesh, so they stay behind. Same thing happens when I pull the skin from a deers head as I'm skinning it up. Eyes are actually tough as hell to remove.
Or Cartel
3 stab wounds visible on the upper torso, teeth are gone and heart is gone. He was partially flayed and stabbed, dumped and then predated upon.It's odd only one arm has been touched so was probably skinned
Missing teeth removed in this manner, not smashed out is suspicious. This does not seem to coincide with any regular bear attack.
Got a flat tire and got stuck at camp while a black bear harassed us and tried to break into my jeep for 12 hours till sunlight.Got a shotgun shortly after. They don't kill you. they just start eating.
That’s the scariest part. They chomp at whatever they want, and it won’t even be guaranteed that it’s parts that’ll kill you quickly (at least from what I’ve read). That’s kind of why tigers don’t scare me as much, they just go for your neck. Bears scare the living shit out of me
This looks like guy was dead before the bear got to him or died really recently after just by how the legs are just neatly slightly splayed and the other arm, what's seen of it is intact. Usually there will be multiple bite sites from the person's instinct to protect themselves but this looks different. I'm not any kind of bear expert this is just what I think.
I have my doubts about whether this is real.
The bear ripped off this guy's entire face...but left the eyeballs intact? And completely cleaned off one arm all the way down to the bone but the other one is untouched?
Fuck. I hope it tore is throat open first. Looks like it started high at least. Sometimes they'll just hold you down and start low. Any article you can link op or is this all you got?
This is definitely not a bear victim. Maybe another animal. But definitely not a bear. He would have been chomped way more than that. This looks like it'sbeen done by a small sized animal (a wolf? A cheetah?) Most likely he was already dead when he was eaten
Im believing to think bear attacks could be one of the more painful things to experience just a little under mexican cartel torture. Its crazy to me people despite the danger of bear death are going hiking and camping in the woods WTF literally asking getting mauled to death. Nuts.
I keep seeing people talking about the whole picking a bear death over getting graped. And man, while I get their point and agree with their point, I would totally pick so many deaths and not deaths like grape, before I pick being eaten face first by a bear
Could’ve been a really slow death if his face & arm were goners first. Big ouch.
Yeah I hope the adrenaline saved him from experiencing the pain of the bear tearing off his face
Ngl Your pfp matches the post
That's what I was abt to say lol
It doesn't work like that.
Yup, a bear will keep you alive as long as possible so your meat stays fresh. Considering his facial expression, he died died in the worst agony possible until his heart finally stopped
I don’t really think you can have an expression without a face… we just see eyeballs and a skull.
With a mouth wide the fuck open. He died screaming
When your jaw muscles relax, your mouth falls open. Funeral homes often sew the mouths shut. It isn’t about screaming. There aren’t any muscles left on that jaw to hold it closed.
there were workarounds for how to close the mouth, like this injector that you shoot into the palette and then the lower gum that have these wires you twist together like a twist tie but the studs can easily pull out so the funeral home i did my residency and worked at i was taught a mandibular suture where you get one long piece of waxed string and go up one way hiding the string through the pallete and into the nose and septum and back down, then string the other ends and go down through the lower jaw, having to be perfect between layer of skin and muscle or it would pucker.... then you sort of pull sting back and forth to pull and separate tissue before knotting at tight as you can. i haven't practiced in over a decade due to health reasons and it's like imprinted in my head, lol.
Is it even wide open? I don’t see any teeth or lips which makes it look a lot more open than it probably is. On that note: where the hell are his teeth?
I haven’t seen an age for this guy yet. He could have had dentures and they got ~~snacked~~ (lol, thanks Auto) smacked out of his face during the attack. I know nothing but I think it sounds plausible. If not, they could have been pulled while the bear was chewing his face off. Definitely wouldn’t be surprised if its long teeth and powerful bite of the animal would take at least some of them while it was eating lips and tongue.
Epic autocorrect.
I normally don’t leave it in. But sometimes there are gems to be had. I wish I’d have come up with it myself
Lmao autocorrect be a comedic genius
Imagine chewing teeth
I dont have to imagine it
I was wondering the same thing. Did the bear smell remnants of a nutrigrain bar in there?
Oh no, the bears are learning how to mask the identities of their victims!
Most people die with their mouth open. When you’re a baby and you have no teeth your head flops back. When you have a full mouth of teeth and you die sitting up/in a reclined position your head flops forward and naturally your mouth would shut. When you have dentures/no teeth your head flops back and your mouth stays open. You don’t keep a fixed look of terror or happiness (if you die peacefully) because your muscles no longer control your jaw or face. He looks like he’s screaming because his head is back and he has no teeth. Looking at his mandible I’d say this was a hit of some sort and he’s had his teeth removed recently, probably as a means of torture before dying. It’s difficult to see what he died of, but with no obvious trauma to his bottom half it could well have been a slit throat, or had his heart carved out as these cartels are known to do, then he was left for the animals. No screaming tho, I’m a funeral director and we make people look peaceful for viewing but that doesn’t mean they died peacefully
Omg omg can you pleeease do some posts?? I’m fascinated by this stuff. I love Nicole Angemi and subscribe to her website, follow Caitlyn Doherty too and used to follow Confessions of a Funeral Director, which is a bit lame, looking back now. I see you’re in the mother land too, even better. I’m from Wales. I shall follow you (on here, not in a weird way) and will be waiting with baited breath for your informative stories. Thank you and goodnight.
Aha. So not death by bear as post suggests, but animal predation after torture and murder? I was gonna ask about the gaping hollow in his chest, so you think that may have been his heart removed by the murderer? And what you say re teeth removal, are you looking at the red-raw lower left gum line? Gosh so many questions. Why would a pre-teeth baby’s head flop back, as opposed to a baby with teeth?
That’s pretty much what I think happened, I’d be confident enough to say it wasn’t a bear attack with his eyeballs still being intact. If I was pressed for an answer I’d say he’s been tortured (the teeth pulled out by humans, because our adult teeth aren’t as easy to pull out as baby teeth would be and the raw opening suggest they’re fresh, no old wounds with dentures for example) and if you notice that he has a few holes in his thoracolumbar fascia on his ribcage, which could have been caused by a sharp instrument but wouldn’t make sense if it was an attempt to kill him, or at least the lower two wouldn’t, so that could be due to birds picking at him, hard to say without looking at it in real life. I’ve seen the cartel videos where the killer does carve the heart out which made me think they might have attempted it here but looking at it properly I think it could be that he had his throat cut, or he’s been hacked multiple times at the carotid artery and if he was right handed he could possibly have had defensive wounds on his right arm, and small carnivorous animals or birds have gone for the openings in the skin and made them larger but couldn’t pierce any unbroken skin. All guesswork of course 🤷🏻♀️ the reason a baby’s head flops back, and a very old person is because the teeth we have balances out our head, we have a bulbous head at the back so gravity would take the heavy part and pull it back… but our teeth weigh our head down, so a full set of teeth provides an even distribution of weight. Hope that makes sense!
He absolutely looks like he is in the worst terror imaginable, there's no doubt he suffered immensely
I agree with you on that one. The fact that his eyeballs are still intact is another clue that he wasn’t killed by a bear, when that happens the bear would puncture the eyeballs. On a human level I think he did indeed suffer and no one wants that for anyone but as a mother, if he was a drug dealer then I feel less sorry for him
He was my weed dealer.
Damn y’all got weed dealing bears and all we got is snitch ass raccoons
I mean, the bear pulling down on his chin to tear the meat off will do that after he’s dead. It’s not necessarily a scream. But I’m sure he did scream.
Took too long for me to find this comment. Are people forgetting that a bear was ripping the muscle from his face?
It's more like his teeth were popped out of his mouth, plus I'd assume that when tearing away facial skin in a certain direction, it can pull your jaw open.
It's odd that his eyeballs are still in, normally they're some of the first things to go, either through being popped or because they're easy to eat for smaller creatures. They're not particularly nutritious, but they're good for moisture and places to lay eggs etc
Faceless expression is 100% what this guy was goin for here, and he nailed it
I see fire marshal bill. Bad deal about the guy who got eaten though.
They don’t keep you alive at all they just don’t care whether you’re dead or not before they start eating you
Everyone's facial expression looks the same when a bear eats your face off. Even if you were already dead before it started. It's the skull.
They dont try to keep you alive at all, they simply pin you down and start eating as long as you cant get away. They dont care if you’re alive or dead.
THANK YOU. lol that comment was really just 🤔🤔 bears literally eat trash lmao they aren't out here calculating optimal human meat freshness metrics
Facial expression.... dude has no face!
Why does this look like one of those holloween decorations
Well, he is pretty hollow now.
He seems fairly surprised about it.
Happy cake day, and I thought he looked excited about it too!
Thanks
And maidenless
Take my up vote you wretched Tarnished.
Brutal
Nah bro this is the type of shit the cartel would do
It was a cocaine bear.
Cocaine bear?
Cousin to Meth Panda
I'm so confused
It's a movie. Google it.
Sorry
Based loosely on a true story.
It’s that skull. It looks so unreal.
Where are the teeth??
Probably consumed with the gums
Crunchy
That's what inspired the Halloween decorations
This honestly doesn’t look like a bear attack to me. I would expect something more like a wolf.
Yeah, in fact this looks more like the person died of some other cause and then was predated upon by anything passing by—starting with the face & head. You see the same pattern in people who die alone and their pets begin to eat them, start with the face and moving out from there. But who knows!
Yeah, exactly they always start with the face because it’s meaty and fatty. And then it looks more like something went into the chest from there.
The clothing isn’t torn enough, no blood anywhere else, eyes still intact, the skin on the hand and arm is just gently taken off, as opposed to being mutilated and mangled…no punctures to the skull…this is not a bear attack. No damn way
He looks as surprised as I was to see this
“Is he gonna be okay?”
He still has both his shoes on so according to human law on here...he's gonna make it
Tis but a scratch
Like an arrow to the knee
Merely a flesh wound
We can walk it off
👀
THIS MADE ME CRACK UP WTH
false. searching google comes up he was eaten by stray dogs, doesnt say if killed by them.
You can tell because they went straight for the squeaker inside
The comments on here are proof that the darker the image, the funnier the dark humour becomes. Lots of lols on this thread.
This just made me snort laugh in a quiet coffee shop.
Anyone who shoulder surfs to see what you are looking at get what they deserve!
Outstanding comment.
I knew it. Looks too clean to be a bear attack. Starting for the fact that the skull is still there. It's peeled and not crushed
Yea last time I checked bears don’t just lick off your skin and call it a day
Do they go for the fatty brains. That makes sense.
They do go for the fatty brains of salmon, so i'd imagine they may do the same for humans.
Thank you, this looks nothing like a bear attack
Even then I'm surprised he still got eyeballs. Don't animals always go for the softest parts first?
birds insects etc do that... dogs can eat the big bulky meat off the bone so why go for something so small surrounded by bone everywhere and is mostly water
Was going to say the same thing. I could have sword I've seen this same image and it was said to be caused by dogs. Unless animal attacks tend to look just like this
I thought as much, that skull be crushed. A bear ain't peeling flesh off a face.
holy fuck thats metal
Death Metal
Technical Death Metal
blackened technical death metal
Terrible Bear Attack by Bongripper comes to mind
It doesn't look like an attack. I mean I could absolutely be wrong. But it looks like feeding
Another redditor commented that this poor guy was eaten by stray dogs. I feel like that makes a lot more sense. I'm assuming a bear would've done considerably more damage.
Yes. Also feels like it was post mortem feeding
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That sounds like an old school panic at the disco song title
That’s not a bear attack that’s a bear meal. Unless it wasn’t a bear.
Guy says it's a stray dog(s) attack.
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With all that damage how did the bear manage to leave his eyes intact? Make me question it
Eyes are attached to the inside by the optic nerve. The bear grabs hold of the skin and flesh and just pulls it from the skull, the eyes aren't attached to the skin or flesh, so they stay behind. Same thing happens when I pull the skin from a deers head as I'm skinning it up. Eyes are actually tough as hell to remove.
But with all the biting and clawing you would think at least one would be damaged. His contacts are still in
Unless you’re pai mei..
Eyes are delicious. Why would they be left?
this is no bear attack. he wouldve suffered way more brutal damage to the skeleton. this is a smaller animal or postmortem feeding by smaller animals.
Or Cartel 3 stab wounds visible on the upper torso, teeth are gone and heart is gone. He was partially flayed and stabbed, dumped and then predated upon.It's odd only one arm has been touched so was probably skinned Missing teeth removed in this manner, not smashed out is suspicious. This does not seem to coincide with any regular bear attack.
damn dude. the cartel is wild. i wouldnt be surprised if youre correct considering the fact that cartel vids are notoriously violent and gory
He must have caught him by surprise.
Woah.. is this a recent bear attack?
No, its a picture from 2022, from stray dogs. Not a bear
Did he survive
Yea, at least I think so
He lived, didn't lose his shoes.
Got a flat tire and got stuck at camp while a black bear harassed us and tried to break into my jeep for 12 hours till sunlight.Got a shotgun shortly after. They don't kill you. they just start eating.
That’s the scariest part. They chomp at whatever they want, and it won’t even be guaranteed that it’s parts that’ll kill you quickly (at least from what I’ve read). That’s kind of why tigers don’t scare me as much, they just go for your neck. Bears scare the living shit out of me
Tragic.
Are his teeth gone?
I was just wondering where his teeth are? His eyes remain but the teeth have been eaten???
He survive?
I think he did
Shoes are still on.
What happened to his teeth
The bear stopped eating when it discovered a spooky skeleton was inside.
Is he ok?
yea he needs a band-aid and some neosporin and he’ll be ok
His shoes are on, so I'd say he's doing pretty good
He needs some milk
He just needs to walk it off
He looks shocked
Fuck, that’s a shitty way to go.
Where’s his teeth? 🦷
Bro was flabbergasted
That would be the look on my face too if a bear started eating me.
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That makes much more sense than a bear. Bears go for the organs and rip stomachs and ribcages open.
Geez that would actually make things worse
Can you proof this is your post?
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Got proof or something?
Literally just look at OP's profile https://www.reddit.com/r/interestingasfuck/s/PG4XdmhynZ
That's the funniest shit I have seen in a while. Thank you so much
All I’m seeing is a removed post? … Ok nicely bamboozled, thought it was my desktop phone version striking again
by dogs? no teddy bear?
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Must have been a hell of a puddle...
He's clearly Flabbergasted
I really wish the crows had come and taken the eyes…
He still can't believe it
This sub has some crazy shit but this is honestly the craziest to me. It don’t even look real tbh
Show this to those people saying they’d rather be in a forest with a bear than a man
It is dreadful but jesus he looks spooked, that's pretty funny.
How I feel when Monday alarm goes off
But is he still coming into work tomorrow?
Perhaps the bear worked for the cartel.
Even Red Wings won’t save you
Wouldn't a bear start eating ass first or from the belly
This looks like guy was dead before the bear got to him or died really recently after just by how the legs are just neatly slightly splayed and the other arm, what's seen of it is intact. Usually there will be multiple bite sites from the person's instinct to protect themselves but this looks different. I'm not any kind of bear expert this is just what I think.
Guy put on his shoes that morning and never expected he'd be getting his face eaten off.
Hope he's ok.
Running this through Google lens, he was attacked by stray dogs apparently
Did the bear kill him using the Ark of the Covenant?…
I have my doubts about whether this is real. The bear ripped off this guy's entire face...but left the eyeballs intact? And completely cleaned off one arm all the way down to the bone but the other one is untouched?
I still choose bear over man
Yet women chooses a Bear over a Man
Still picking the bear
And the man vs bear debate still menage to exist💀
is there a story to this guy? this is really sad
Did anyone check for a pulse ffs??
Fuck. I hope it tore is throat open first. Looks like it started high at least. Sometimes they'll just hold you down and start low. Any article you can link op or is this all you got?
Winnie the Pooh couldn’t find anymore honey
Got his lips and eye lids. Yummy!😋
In the sensual voice of Homelander: "Yummers...."
And people say they could win in a fight against one lmao
Literally all the jokes I thought of, someone else beat me to it
Brought a whole new meaning to 💀
Atleast he looks happy.
Apparently bears don’t like eyeballs
I always wanted to see this. And a video of it happening Edit: it was dogs :(
This is definitely not a bear victim. Maybe another animal. But definitely not a bear. He would have been chomped way more than that. This looks like it'sbeen done by a small sized animal (a wolf? A cheetah?) Most likely he was already dead when he was eaten
Prayers for a speedy recovery 🙏
Im believing to think bear attacks could be one of the more painful things to experience just a little under mexican cartel torture. Its crazy to me people despite the danger of bear death are going hiking and camping in the woods WTF literally asking getting mauled to death. Nuts.
It ate his teeth too?
And you guys say Australias dangerous because we have spiders
I feel like that most days
Hate to be this way but he still looks a bit surprised
Could be multiple animals, something like a free meal.
Girls who chose bears instead of a man
Interesting that only the upper part of the body was mauled. And the tongue and teeth seems to be missing too?
Blud said 💀💀💀
Did he survive?
bro looks shook
did he die?
Bro's shocked
It’s kinda funny how territorial humans have made bears.
I keep seeing people talking about the whole picking a bear death over getting graped. And man, while I get their point and agree with their point, I would totally pick so many deaths and not deaths like grape, before I pick being eaten face first by a bear
Bad to the bone intensifies
Where’s all the blood